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Anything and everything!
January 24 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
now my eyes and my brain hurt.... i can't imagine how much it would hurt taking the tape off again!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
some are so easily pressed.
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RHP User
12 years ago
well that day sucked.. bring on tomorrow for it is a new day!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Funk it sits me when I nearly win. I think I need to flop the nuts more often
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'LadyTuscan' Funk it sits me when I nearly win. I think I need to flop the nuts more often I can't wait to see the translation for this!
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RHP User
12 years ago
hey all!! hope everyones had a great first quarter ....isnt 2014 rushing away tho? damn....its easter soon...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Pmsl!!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' hey all!! hope everyones had a great first quarter ....isnt 2014 rushing away tho? damn....its easter soon... The year is flying by isn't it! It's so easy when the stores have our focus constantly moving forward from one holiday to the next with the products they promote. All the best to you both.
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
In a big city anything is possible! Even BDSM in the back of a taxi, is fifty shades of tangled anxiety!! Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
After a 13 hour lunch that was 50 Shades of Fucked Up ;)
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RHP User
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
L4Q, I hate it when my invite gets lost in the mail... 😢 Hp xo💋 Because your worth it... - Posted from rhpmobile
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MissBishere
12 years ago
I really like these ones...there popping up all over Facebook.
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RHP User
12 years ago
It doesn't matter how busy you get... Maintain your waxing regime !!! ... Hp feeling the pain !! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it... Ps not sure if the double posting is Telstra or this bloody crap app !! 😈 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Gotta love it !! Hp xo💋 Because I'm worth it... :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
YAY! I'm happy to see you back!......... because you're worth it!! Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I thought I was going to be left behind in the taxi, I was so stressed being tangled up on the back seat of the Taxi All I could say was "Something is not right, what's going on here??" Then a comment had to be thrown in about BDSM... As for the taxi driver, he drove off with the biggest grin on his face...Yep we made his night! *still laughing 24hrs later* Foxy NOTE to self.... new addiction to "Plimm's Bling" and oysters and NO MORE LINGERIE SHOPPING!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
The person whose RHP main profile pic is the same as their LinkedIn one: You're not accepting messages, so I'll tell you here it's not smart. Your real name is available to everyone! (Not why I searched your pic, but there it is. I can at least warn you.)
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RHP User
12 years ago
When all the messages in your in-box from a deleted profile are then goneski as well. Was going to email and say hi to Cuckle_Shells but can't now Anyways. Hi there Mrs&Mr Shells if your lurking Cheers, W.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just reading the muffin tops thread .... Yay !!!!, Paint Me (and her boobies) are back xox
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RHP User
12 years ago
you don't miss a thing!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
on another vanilla site to try to find someone closer to home. No luck I'm afraid ... (but between you and me there's some real weirdos out there ...lol)
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
you said it...it's true! And may I add... it's not just vanilla. Good to see you back posting.. foxy
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madotara69
12 years ago
Fuck we have missed you. So glad you find us all sane dirty fuckers. That you have come home. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
I missed you!
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RHP User
12 years ago
is MEEEEE!!!!!!!! It's kinda hard talking to straightie one 80's. Bit of a snooze fest actually. There is one that seems nice enough though that we'll see how it goes. Soooooooooo, what have I missed? Scratch that ... doesn't matter .... I can see Mr Green's bum again. I've missed that!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Back....yay....the rock has risen:-) :-) xx Q
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Pinch and Punch... *white Rabbit* Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hopefully my sexy friends this will pop up in your facebook page as it has mine... go to You Tube and look for Free Sex (Remi Gaillard) So Funny
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RHP User
12 years ago
Welcome back from your hiatus Paint_Me . It's always reassuring to know I've got people like you behind me ;) (Actually , it scares the pants off me!) GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Funny! Have you seen his Pac Man video? Had me laughing out loud.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ok so I didnt know this man was so talented just been watchin g the elevator series and the mario one ...I just cracked up ...he is a classic.....please everyone go get you some Remi....fun for today.
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madotara69
12 years ago
Luckdragon, it seems wildsong left us in her favourite place, MissKay's poetry slamming thread. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
A person who always asks for advice but then never takes it.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Which is correct? "It is way passed your bedtime" or "It is way past your bedtime"
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RHP User
12 years ago
Past your bedtime. .. To be precise, passed, as in passing by.. Past, a reference to a time gone by..
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him_and_me
12 years ago
Swift recovery to you (noticed your new profile pic). xx him and me. - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Sir-Stir, great to see you back! Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
For the welcome back messages...whilst not needed it's always nice to see. :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I am so scared of masks...then I saw this amazing mask yesterday. It was a fetish black rubber mask with a large penis as it's nose...thicker than Pinocchio's nose! ;) I was shaped like a gas mask with the attachment. Well I'll be I have never see anything like it. Gosh, I must sound so vanilla... Foxy
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him_and_me
12 years ago
What did you do with your alot? Hope you found the beasty a good home. 😜 x Me - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
OMG, I think that every time I spot an alot!
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RHP User
12 years ago
The beasty has been put to bed. ;). - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Or is it pointless someone blocking someone, yet continues to view the blocked profile?? Everyday I discover a new level of idiot amongst society. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I wish there was an I hate you flirt I hate you I hate you I hate you
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RHP User
12 years ago
I get them.....lol.... but I block them too....him
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RHP User
12 years ago
I noticed you noticed me and now ive noticed you too..... what does that mean??? why even bother with it?
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Which is correct? "It is way passed your bedtime" or "It is way past your bedtime" You're way pissed, it's time for bed, again!
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him_and_me
12 years ago
I don't think think those first cock shots are really him...so either they've been borrowed from some screen OR, if I'm wrong (and I'm willing to be), she has really massive hands. kinkycpl69 is that really you?!?! really...? (Mr Him has suggested that Mrkinkycpl69 is perhaps not 100% erect in the later photos...I'm not convinced). x Me
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him_and_me
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' OMG, I think that every time I spot an alot! Meander, Have you read "Eats, Shoots and Leaves"? God I giggled reading that! Ok, so it's dorky fun, but still fun! It's like that one - "I enjoy cooking my family and my pets." totally different meaning to "I enjoy cooking, my family and my pets." Ahh, the power of a comma.... x Me
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Him n Me I'm going ok. Have drainage tubes removed in the morning :) I believe the aforemention "I noticed you noticed me now I've noticed you" flirt First_Base is a cheeky play on words where you nay have checked soneone and they noticed so checked you out in return. Now the ball's in your court since you got the viewers virtual equivelent of a "nod". ~ What you gonna do?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'First_Base' I noticed you noticed me and now ive noticed you too..... what does that mean??? why even bother with it? When I catch a guy I might be interested in checking out my profile more than once. It send it to say "Well?"
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RHP User
12 years ago
It certainly worked last night, I received a lovely message in response.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Watchya gonna do, when they cum for you.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I receive the flirt after I've checked them out because they have checked my profile. Its usually from a guest too I might add. Ahh who cares anyway :)
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
RIP Mickey Rooney. Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
I can't even begin to imagine what Sir Bob is going through. I couldn't imagine how I would react if I had to bury my daughter/s before they buried me. - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Stay safe peoples!☔️☔️☔️ Foxy
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MissBishere
12 years ago
I love my pussy. I love the way it looks, all soft and quiet and closed up and when it is open and waiting. The way it feels all soft and silky and then all wet and dripping. The way it tastes off my fingers or a mans cock and mmm especially from his lips and tongue. I love how it will start to throb when I see pictures of a gorgeous naked mans body. I love how it starts to drool when I think about a hard cock sliding between the lips stretching it open. Or when it cries from pleasure at having a mans hard cock in my mouth and down my throat. I especially love how it spasms and clenches tight when it is has been pleasured well and stroked into orgasm. - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
12 years ago
So glad you let that out, you have a beautiful pussy that's for sure. Take that lady T, no rules here Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just received this(part of a) message from a 23 year-old: "I have recently joined (...) and am yet to complete my profile although I would describe myself as a debonair gentleman who endeavours to appropriate all actions to the utmost decorum. Avidly awaiting your response ..." Damn, he lost me at Decorum. But that was an interesting change! (Disclaimer: Looking for guys between 35 and 50 on there...)
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madotara69
12 years ago
Missb and Meander are going to take us through the eighties and into the nineties. Just a hunch.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Seventy percent of Australian singles are on dating sites and ten percent of profile xx Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
Meant,ten percent of profiles are fake xxQ
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RHP User
12 years ago
A friend and I were discussing this today. If you meet someone on a vanilla site, do you tell them that you're on RHP or similar? And at what stage do you tell them that you're not so vanilla?
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RHP User
12 years ago
On the second date L4Q.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Don't tell them you are in an adult dating site because they will immediately put you in the "sex only" category.
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RHP User
12 years ago
went there the other week, lasted all of 24 hrs.. got abused and called a player by some tosser... so staying here in this sand pit, never been treated that way here...
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madotara69
12 years ago
A bloke you want to swallow his cock, doesn't matter what site you are on, you will have his interests very focused
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sometimes you see things you really wish you hadn't
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've come across several guys also on RHP. And I will admit I actually referred one guy here, who joined right awayy. RHP, do I get a finders fee?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Please tell!
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Absolutely! I have used this approach myself lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I wrote the following to RHP: Dear RHP, several members, both TS and not have recently (again) expressed their dissatisfaction sadness at Transsexual and Transvestite being lumped under one orientation on profiles. Where Transvestites make a choice to dress/live as the opposite sex, Transsexuals are (and have always been) the gender they were born, but with the wrong anatomy. SuggestingTranssexuality is choice is not only incorrect, it's offensive and hurtful to Transsexuals and those who empathise with them. That's a lot of us. Please separate these two options. (We won't need to get a petition going, surely?) Warmest regards as always, Meander x Yesterday afternoon I got the following response (printed with permission): Hello, Thank you for your message. We completely understand the difference between people who choose to cross dress as a sexual or social interest and people who have transitioned to another gender and choose to live life as the opposite sex and will look at changing the member type accordingly. We probably will not implement those changes until we have embarked on our next website update so while a petition isn't necessary, we may only be able to offer a superficial change at best in the short term. Bear with us however and we will ensure that difference is recognised. Melanie Woods I posted a forum about this, which appears not to have been approved. Still: Like!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'll stay quiet about the semantics.
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RHP User
12 years ago
The funniest profile name,he has just recently joined andits related to cooking shows xx Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Hellenheels' No, I really did... started off with alot of kissing, actually no, started with those 'looks' at my parents house and then a few exchanged in the car accompanied by a hand brushing subtly up my thigh whilst driving (kids in the car...) then we got home kids distracted in their rooms with ipads and books and such, the kissing and groping began, escalated once in the bedroom jumped into a 69, my nipples being firmly tweaked, but the god damn fan was going and my hair kept blowing in my face and the saliva kept drying too quickly on his cock (damn fan!!!) so I gave up and just grinded onto his face. Sat upright facing each other going hell for leather on his cock... mmm back to oral, me giving this time, then swapped again, then me on top, nipples in his mouth, then onto missionary slowly building pace, faster and faster until he falls in a gasping heap onto my breathless and equally gasping body (There's a reason god gave men elbows!!) then off to lala land. So, what you been up to lately Manly? I just saw your profile what a woman huba huba god I long for those days
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ladyshai' went there the other week, lasted all of 24 hrs.. got abused and called a player by some tosser... so staying here in this sand pit, never been treated that way here... I have said that before too......men here are generally more respectful. I rarely have to do anything on vanilla sites have had the tamest pictures there and still been approached sexually even though I didnt go in that direction. So when I get tempted to go back I think nope I will stay single forever or as long as I am around.
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RHP User
12 years ago
A guy I turned down today said he makes up for his looks by his amazing sexual skills. I referred him here ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Seems to me the only group of PEOPLE that argue for the dropping of labels amongst society, are the very same group of PEOPLE that are fighting for their own little category. Think I'll just call them PEOPLE. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mea why would you do that? He has gone from a site where he is in demand.... To a site were he is not.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Mea why would you do that? He has gone from a site where he is in demand.... To a site were he is not. See how overly confident he is in a few weeks.
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
the last couple of nights, has really been spectacular! Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
woke up this morning and there was a Kangaroo in a big one too taller than me jumped the fence with such ease god I love the country
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RHP User
12 years ago
......or just the Easter Bunny
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RHP User
12 years ago
He has difficulties with terms like 'he', 'she', 'his', 'hers' etc. Jenny asked him, "What do boys have that girls don't?"Apparently, the answer is, "Super powers". Now, if you'll excuse me, apparently we're having chocolate barbarian for desert.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' ......or just the Easter Bunny
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madotara69
12 years ago
Jman, last night I had sheescake, kids at Nana's. Tonight humble pie, he he.
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RHP User
12 years ago
So I was out carousing with some good friends last night and I missed a lot of what was going on in the forums re "Men who aren't so healthy". I've been spending some time catching up today (I'm obviously not waiting for 2 men to wake up in my bed), and I do need to say that I found it a bit sickening. FFS, where do these people come from? I think that we should all spend at least 10 seconds clicking on their profile and then hitting the BLOCK button. Maybe then they will get the message that some behaviour is just not acceptable. Hold on ..................., there we go. Blocked, that might save me a minute sometime in the future.
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madotara69
12 years ago
I got called a little bitch, I quite like it. Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' I got called a little bitch, I quite like it. Mado Mado Tara xx :P
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'EuropianBliss' Quoting 'madotara69' I got called a little bitch, I quite like it. Mado Mado Tara xx :P Now Tara is smiling
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' I got called a little bitch, I quite like it. Mado Mado Tara xx I need a bag bitch
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Can someone please tell me why my Optus tv is telling me I have to phone my service provider to order the fight? I didn't think they were open on a Sunday? I will not be happy if I miss this 😡😭 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Anyone in Gladstone????????
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Looking forward to a good roasting tonight, with all the trimmmmmmmmmings! Foxy
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'looking4quality' Quoting 'madotara69' I got called a little bitch, I quite like it. Mado Mado Tara xx I need a bag bitch are you hyperventilating, bahahahaha
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mado... I'll send her some pics... That should take her breath away... 😈😈 Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...
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RHP User
12 years ago
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