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January 24 2013

fun

Figured we needed a thread where it is impossible to go off topic! Feel free to talk about whatever you want.........just like a conversation in real life!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Numerical numbers? Cheers N

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    That's an email address M. [email protected] Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    [email protected] Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I think that was Mea's point, Foxy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    And it's hotfrog. ;-)

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    I got it now... HOT FROG Too funny! Foxy

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    12 years ago

    IndianaSmith, thanks for organising another fun meet here in Perth last night! We had a ball and met some more great people. xx Me

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Highpriority' Mado... I'll send her some pics... That should take her breath away... 😈😈 Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it... What is that floating on the water? You saying you might show her "the ropes"*? * @ google, just in case, or ask Missb he he.

  • Two_Tarts

    Two_Tarts

    12 years ago

    We agree with him_and_me. IndianaSmith did an awesome job once again of bringing RHP people together for a great fun night. They make it easy to know exactly where and when everyone will be as we moved from bar to bar through the night, and the bracelets make it really easy to know who the RHP people are when you are mixed in with the wider population. It is great when anyone goes to the effort of organising meet nights and IndianaSmith have figured out how to make it so it really works in a public bar. Thanks! You guys are the best!!! But you already know that is what we think!! Xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'll decide when I want to be tied up, thank you :-p

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Wrong ropes

  • Ourfantasy242

    Ourfantasy242

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'we_want_to' We agree with him_and_me. IndianaSmith did an awesome job once again of bringing RHP people together for a great fun night. They make it easy to know exactly where and when everyone will be as we moved from bar to bar through the night, and the bracelets make it really easy to know who the RHP people are when you are mixed in with the wider population. It is great when anyone goes to the effort of organising meet nights and IndianaSmith have figured out how to make it so it really works in a public bar. Thanks! You guys are the best!!! But you already know that is what we think!! Xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Pretty please... With Tara on top...? Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    As long as Tara gets too have a turn on the bottom

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    *Serious face* ok how's the weather been down there? Luvinit and I are coming down for JayJay's Saturday Night Meet n Greet. Do I rug up and wear jeans, wear something conservative and comfy or Dress to Kill? Lol ~ Indy : dressing to kill since 1990

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That there was a difference Indy... Mado... As long as everyone gets a turn on the bottom... 😉 Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Since the last one was based in Brissy City we've opted to hold this one on the Northern Fringe of the Gold Coast....maybe Labrador. There's a Venue there that has rooms, bar, restaurant and a pretty good club so no one has to drive anywhere. We can also pick off the general populace attending the club 😈 lol. Howl at that place is still an option for venue and a known swingers haunt.....anyone got suggestions etc etc pls feel free to contact me. Send the "if I send you a message would you reply" flirt and I'll get back to you. The last one we held in August last year was a great turnout and success. No age limit here all are welcome for a great night out with mature sexy easy going people/couples/singles. Targetting end of May early June on a Friday/Saturday night. All constructive feedback/suggestions are welcome. ~ Indy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS DO IT! Lets get the ball rolling.... I'll be there..with bells and whistles on as well as my pretty bling shoes as well. :) Same applies : Send the "if I send you a message would you reply" flirt and I'll get back to you. Foxy

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm sure you can join us if you like, there's always room for one more ;). That place in Labrador was awesome! And yes, it is a great party venue. The weather here for Saturday is cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Hahaha, 16 and rain, but that could change by then. I'll keep you updated :-) Hmmm, L4Q in QLD again? I don't know if they've recovered from the last time I was there!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    But....there's a much more friendly way to sort these out......, *unveils a wading pool full of jelly* Who's first??? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm there !!! Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS DO IT! I'll be there..with bells and whistles on as well as my pretty bling shoes as well. :) Cool! But it's definitely long sleeves and boots weather!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Brisbane, not Sydney.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Would be nice to see you up this way 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Forget rugging up ...few drinks will warm you up....thinking of the red dress in my profile pic ....I don't feel the cold....no sense no feeling

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    😘

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    of our friends are having birthdays this month, happy birthday everyone.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    "Why limit yourself to one orange when you can have the whole orchid?" Made me laugh. :-D

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Err no comparison but I get the intent.....WOW can't believe the Sydney Meet n Greet is on tomorrow night......BRING IT ON!!! ☺️

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    In the last two months on the Forums , many people have said hurtful things to others & they've gotten away with saying it . RHP requests that no-one should post "anything that defames/vilifies" , yet it seems that this is a very grey area . I blame Instant Posting rights . What I've just written will be put under a microscope by the Moderators , to make sure I'm adhering to the rules . Instant Posters just write it and then it's there . Perhaps it's about time the Instant Posters were reviewed ... & to the people with Instant Posting rights , perhaps you need to remember just what power you have and think before you hit the Reply button . Get it together people ! GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I commented on this very subject in swb,my post was deleted but the offending post remained... The other problem as I see it is that people make assumptions ,rightly or wrongly,as to whom the poster is referring to xx Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    thanks NT News for the funniest headline I have seen in years. *not a fan at all of brawling... *a big fan of funny headlines.

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'ruby_blossum' thanks NT News for the funniest headline I have seen in years. *not a fan at all of brawling... *a big fan of funny headlines. They come up with some rip-snorters! We went up there over Christmas last year and one of the headlines we read was "Woman wrangles horny snake". We were in fits of giggles for days. x Me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Oh Me, they do have some funny fuckers in the Territory

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Of the NT News... I'm pretty sure that the editor used to contribute to "The Truth" as "a staff reporter" back in the day... 😄😄😄 Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Upsetting people, then let it... Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'ruby_blossum' Oh Me, they do have some funny fuckers in the Territory "Best Man Left Bleeding After Being Hit In Head By Flying Dildo."

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Is going to be utterly amazing. Havnt been this excited in ages :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    We had a power short and the safety switch clicked on. Hubby unplugged my wand from the wall to see if that was causing the power overload. He didn't even have the courtesy of plugging it back in. I'm pondering an orgasm and will have to climb under the bed to plug in my 'tools of trade'!

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Boo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'ivannahumpalot' We had a power short and the safety switch clicked on. Hubby unplugged my wand from the wall to see if that was causing the power overload. He didn't even have the courtesy of plugging it back in. I'm pondering an orgasm and will have to climb under the bed to plug in my 'tools of trade'! Whenever my son comes to stay with me he asks why I always take the batteries out of his Xbox controller. My reply is very logical, "It's REALLY bad to leave batteries in a remote when you don't use it".

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Your a riot ;P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Im happy again :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'EuropianBliss' Im happy again :) I'm siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinging in the raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The House of Fun is once more open. Let the games begin.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Spending a few weeks with family overseas and I don't speak the lingo so all I am doing is eating. This morning on the breakfast table I counted 6 different cheeses, 5 different types of bread, salami, ham, pate, butter (so much better here), and 4 different types of homemade sweets/cakes. And I have tried about 10 different gelato flavours. Thank god I have brought one pair of loose jeans with me. 😳😳😳😳😳

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Going to change my profile name to FatMamma. And I will have a wholly mamoth growing between my legs by the time I get back. I think there will be a niche market for me. 😝

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    The rest of your holiday sounds wonderful Meeka!!! Do any of the family have english and how have they found you beautiful? Where have you been what have you seen?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Caveys to be waiting at the airport for you meeka 😋😋 Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That sounds like heaven!

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    Foxy I have to say "ausmtv" has one mighty fine luxurious, delux arss!!! Too good not to share.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    LOL......I can't even type properly it's that divine! My above post is all over the place. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    What a shit of a working over ! thank fuck for that !! Some sanity was saved during the week by yummy Chinese and debaucherous conversation

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    Were you "poking" stixs again?? Ya grub!! Glad to hear your out and about and having debaucherous conversations. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Do you think he has been arrested for rooting in a Westfield's eatery?

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Maybe he hurt himself, trying to half fill a cup with cum.

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    That totally cracked me up! Frigging hilarious. Best laugh I've had this week. Thankyou :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    No wonder the guy smiled at me on the way out. Realized I left my toys on the bedroom side table.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    Bloody hell..........I brought 4 of them today... 1 red, 2 x black and 1 brown and another pair of black leather boots for winter. Thank fuck to whoever invented The bag organizer - excellent little thing to have. WHAAAAAAAAA LA pull out one bag and put in another!! Foxy

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    What is this and why have I not heard of it??? Handbags could possibly be a weakness of mine... I had over 15 and just recently got rid of them so I can restock 😄😎 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    I posted in wrong Forum was meant for another. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Chevy has found true love with a gal xx Q

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    Lets just pray and hope Chev has found true love and not arrested! I hope he has... xxx Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Just avoiding the limelight by the looks of things

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Foxxxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Happy Birthday, Luckdragon! May all your wishes come true and this year be your best ever!

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72' I love my pussy. I love the way it looks, all soft and quiet and closed up and when it is open and waiting. The way it feels all soft and silky and then all wet and dripping. The way it tastes off my fingers or a mans cock and mmm especially from his lips and tongue. I love how it will start to throb when I see pictures of a gorgeous naked mans body. I love how it starts to drool when I think about a hard cock sliding between the lips stretching it open. Or when it cries from pleasure at having a mans hard cock in my mouth and down my throat. I especially love how it spasms and clenches tight when it is has been pleasured well and stroked into orgasm. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    all I have to say is GO THE MIGHTY BLUES!!! please - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Miss B,are you mad.....ya live in the heart of ,well the others!!!!!:-) :-) xx Q

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    But it is state of origin... What a game! I want a footballer :)) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    12 years ago

    Been there....done him .... farrrrkk.... the legs and arse......to die for!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Just read this on a guy's profile: "I look for friendship as well as attraction. Intelligence in a woman is an asset" Is it just me, or does that sound like a man who has never heard of gender equality?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I was at my kids school the other day and saw 2 of the HOTTEST dads there. I thought god I should come eariler and have a perve every day the talent has majorly improved here. It was only then that I realised that were wearing matching raiders t-shirts and were raiders players doing something for the kids at the school!!!

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    How funny... lol.... I wouldn't recognize any of their faces but I might recognize a few of their bods hahaha Similar thing, I did parent teacher Interviews for my 14 year old at her catholic private school... My goodness the calibre of male teachers has improved 😇 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    My days of school yard perv days are over. :( But I tell you what...my daughters high school principal was a dead set single hottie spunkie! I would say to her all the time.."Get yourself in trouble so I can visit the principal more often" She's say eeeeeeeeew mum you're sick - you can't date the principal! I's say...I can do other things like take the cane for you! Didn't impress her much! But he did ask her about me on several occasions. Nahh couldn't do it.. Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    That if you stand in a supermarket queue and look at the cover of magazines....you will see the word "sex" several times? AND that everyday you will see a cow...somewhere in your daily travels. It's true....try it out! Foxy

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    I DO see a cow everyday. A paddock full of them at Everton Park. They have always just been there I have never thought about it before. And weekends if I go to my parents they have 120 of them.

  • twowithnolimits

    twowithnolimits

    12 years ago

    taking the cane for your daughter now that is so much better than just "taking one for the team" ;-)

  • OzRednecks

    OzRednecks

    12 years ago

    My hubby just banged me with '14' toy cocks. I am deliciously sore ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My delightful FB is having, erm, "downstairs" issues at the moment, so wasn't it nice to have a late night after-gig mutual pleasuring without intercourse, for a change of pace.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    I really had not plans on being totally SMEXY today, when I woke up. But dam...........shit happens!! Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I just want to take the cane.... I don't care who for......... Well, in case my Sir can see this post, be assured, nobody but you!!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Bigmamma do you like to get a black and blue bum? I have never understood that myself.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have a house mate at the moment and he commented that he thought it was a little strange that I leave my dildos drying on the bathroom sink. Hmmmm. Is it?

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    12 years ago

    No it's not strange Meeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have three of them lying in my drying rack (is that what you call it?) in my kitchen right now.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    No dishwasher ? Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Not usually for the ones I use on my own front bum HP. 😋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Anytime you 'bum toy' is on display is intimidating. Seriously, you scare the .......

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    Enjoy your trip to Vietnam and Cambodia. Travel Safe. Foxy xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Happy Birthday, Luckdragon! May all your wishes come true and this year be your best ever! I haven't been following this thread, this is the first I've seen of this!! A very belated thankyou Meander!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    First thing I thought of was Sir Stir....lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Same here Araps.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Araps' First thing I thought of was Sir Stir....lol Me too!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I've loved his work since I was a kid. :-(

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    How do you know it's not me??? :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Funlover71' Anytime you 'bum toy' is on display is intimidating. Seriously, you scare the ....... You don't think Meeka got him, do you???

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