M56
Anything and everything!
January 24 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
Funlover is in my dungeon, he is being lubed up as we speak. *Mwoohahaha*
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm so cold, I seriously need to find a lover to cuddle up with for winter. Actually, an electric blanket might be less hassle, lol :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
To be plugged in though L4q... Butt I'm not against that... 😉 High voltage with hp... Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...
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RHP User
12 years ago
hey L4Qi run like a furnace in bed , very warm to cuddle plus there good be additional benefits that will not only warm you up but also make you smile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'looking4quality' I'm so cold, I seriously need to find a lover to cuddle up with for winter. Actually, an electric blanket might be less hassle, lol :-) lol ... or something in between like an electric lover or a loving blanket ....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'looking4quality' I'm so cold, I seriously need to find a lover to cuddle up with for winter. Actually, an electric blanket might be less hassle, lol :-) I have an electric lap blanket, the weather hasn't gotten cold enough here for it yet though. . Hehe, is that close enough Araps?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Maybe if I sit on Araps lap I can be his lap blanket. I have been told I'm electric ;)
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MissBishere
12 years ago
I won tickets to Keith Urbans concert next Wednesday night! Woo hoo! First thing I've ever won and it's to see my obsession 😘😍😍😍😘 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'looking4quality' I'm so cold, I seriously need to find a lover to cuddle up with for winter. Actually, an electric blanket might be less hassle, lol :-) Hmm I've just been to Christchurch...you'd want the electric blanket and to plug in the one bar heater
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RHP User
12 years ago
Wild horses couldn't drag me there !!! But I do hope that you enjoy yourself miss... Xo Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...
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RHP User
12 years ago
How exciting miss B!! I bet you're stoked! Hope you have a fantastic night. Xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thankyou i will get to it and be amazed my latest creation thanks to you of course ! An electric blanket complete with three interchangable dildo variations and locations ! Whats so new you ask ? Well this latest creation not only cums with a 12 month no money back guarantee , but also we will throw in a specialy designed "diL rack " so you can clean and dry on any side board sink without a roaming eye from a house mate . Thats correct all this with the fantastic plug me in make me hot electric fuck me blanket ! 5 powerful settings that will make any pussy sweat as the hotter the blanket becums the harder it gets and tighter it squeezes and wraps around your body , thats correct heres what some customers said ! Aimy from wagga : " wow i have used the fuckme electric blanket everynight for a week it holds me so tight and when it gets hot and hard it really fucks me good ! Love it " Thanx aimy Rob from woolongong: This new blanky is cool my misses thought i fucked her for three hours last night but i was asleep on the outside of the fuckme blanket as it was to hot but had the best sleep :-)) There you have it folks order now Fuckme hot electric blanket with built in ribs for your comfort also available in a range of chocalate colours and white satin . This product is developed and sold as a oceans are wet pty lid. Product and in no way are the liable for fuck all . - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'll take 2, just in case I have a friend staying and she wants to use her own;)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'looking4quality' Maybe if I sit on Araps lap I can be his lap blanket. I have been told I'm electric ;) You'll make Arap's... hair stand on end Looking!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Not a fan but he must be ok. He has a great Aussie first name.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hope you have an amazing time.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm not doing anything next Wednesday. Just sayin ..........
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RHP User
12 years ago
Not watching the State of Origin??? GO QUEENSLAND!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is that a Soap Opera?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I saw a while ago online, that female pigs have 30 minute orgasms. I thought nothing much of it, until recently on a TV Doco, it was mentioned again... I looked further into it online, on more 'authoritive' sites, and found this to be an accepted medical fact. My God... What was HE thinking when he gave that ability to a bloody PIG... Didn't he know that the world would populate FAR more easily and quickly if human females had this 'fortunate' ability... I just can't imagine it, but I'd love to experience it. It would be better than SEX!!!... LOL
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Openly1' I saw a while ago online, that female pigs have 30 minute orgasms. I thought nothing much of it, until recently on a TV Doco, it was mentioned again... I looked further into it online, on more 'authoritive' sites, and found this to be an accepted medical fact. My God... What was HE thinking when he gave that ability to a bloody PIG... Didn't he know that the world would populate FAR more easily and quickly if human females had this 'fortunate' ability... I just can't imagine it, but I'd love to experience it. It would be better than SEX!!!... LOL But women do have the ability for having 30 minute orgasms, after an hour or so they seem to get more so exhausted, rather than a time frame. Glad too see you thinking outside the circle though. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Playing with the Dutch at 2am. I wish I could get a bit of that action.
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RHP User
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ask MissB about that Funlover. I think she is trying to get you some.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Lol CONGRATS Missb!! Is he really your obsession? 😘 Miss G
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RHP User
12 years ago
Unlike our Kookaburras, I'd let the Dutch score six times to my one. But not tonight!
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Just spent the night with him actually.... Keith URBAN that is.... 😀😍 So what am I trying to get for you funlover? Some action? Hell no you are far to fussy! 😉 And I hear NSW won... Does it get any better than this? I think not! - Posted from rhpmobile
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Some things are best left in swb ☺️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Go you good thang!!! Lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Missb... The moronic maroon zombies lost !!! Bwhahaha 😄😄😄😄😄 For the first time in years there's a lot of alders very quiet on stalkbook last night and this morning... Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...
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RHP User
12 years ago
The boys in baby blue win one otherwise the new run NRL would change the rules and them have an extra man on the field.
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RHP User
12 years ago
The nsw run NRL.
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RHP User
12 years ago
If you want a good laugh today, google "who's fucking Isaac and Doris" and watch the vid (from the Onion)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm coming to stir ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quick !! Send a carrier pigeon to warn Aunty Edna !! Indi... Foxxy... Lock up your mothers !! Lurk is headed your way !! Ohh the terrors ahead... 👀 ... Go hard lurk... 👍 Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Bring it on!!! Yay... Be great to catch up and see you my friend. xXxxX ps- I've even locked up my nana HP! Lolz 😇 Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
The wise one foxxy... Better give ol ruff nut a 💋 from me while you've got him too... Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
You made my day yesterday.....Looking forward to seeing you lovely....Game of pool, beers and some laughs, I'll show ya how we do it Queensland style......💋
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Smilingwithfun
12 years ago
If its State of Origin how come both refs are from NSW? Qld has done exceptionally well to win for this long playing NSW & the Refs. Penalty count the other night 9-4 NSW. Funny that.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Why do some men use profile pictures that make them look like crazy serial killers? It's plain weird!
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
of a man on fire! Seriously - his clothing and body was on fire. And he wasn't even a fireman. :( Twas too HWOT for me to handle. Just plain...*lost for words* Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Perfect one day, beautiful the next! Laying out in the sun and wearing a bikini.. Vitamin D is so good for the soul and body! Foxy
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MsJonesy
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Perfect one day, beautiful the next! Laying out in the sun and wearing a bikini.. Vitamin D is so good for the soul and body! Foxy Yeah rub it in Foxy! We southerners are looking at the start of winter...its a long time until the sun is warm enough down here
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RHP User
12 years ago
Do single girls no longer get a free message per week, or was it a myth to begin with? I never used it before but it's definitely not working now... xx Sarah
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RHP User
12 years ago
The last time I used it I received a free message.
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RHP User
12 years ago
but it was definitely a no-go for me. Just got the 'sign up' splash page. I'd been considering rejoining anyway since I hate not being able to see people's pics, maybe the set of sexy soft smooshy looking lips 3 suburbs over is the motivation I need to get on and do that. hehe xx Sarah
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RHP User
12 years ago
Up the coast this weekend. Beautiful weather and all to ourselves before school holiday next week. It is warmer in Brisbane/Noosa today than in London. And still no snow in Victoria.
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RHP User
12 years ago
My shower pic showing a nipple and a half is classed too hot? Slow weekend, mods?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm a paid member ;)
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Has to be one of the most unsexiest things I do! It's not a feel good SMEXY feeling. Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Perfect one day, beautiful the next! Laying out in the sun and wearing a bikini.. Vitamin D is so good for the soul and body! Foxy Did you take a selfie ?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' My shower pic showing a nipple and a half is classed too hot? Slow weekend, mods? My current pic is classed as too hot, I think that's a bit ridiculous. One of my pics of my legs (in leggings) was classed as too hot...I contacted CS about that one and they removed the restriction. Someone was obviously not thinking that day.
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RHP User
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yay !
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
´*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*´♥«´¨`•°HAPPY BIRTHDAY L4Q°•´¨`»♥ .¸.•*(¸.•*´♥`*•.¸)`*•. Have an awesome day! Foxy xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
When you're best friend flies in to surprise you for your birthday! You get taken for breakfast, go shopping, spend the day with some awesome friends. Does it get any better than this. Thank you every one who has been with me since Thursday. I love all of you more than words can say. I am just so overwhelmed 💋💋💋💋💋💋
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RHP User
11 years ago
Apologies for the terrible grammar and punctuation :)
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
Happy Birthday L4Q, I hope you have an awesome birthday beautiful, may it be full of love, friends, family, laughs and happiness......💋❤️
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MsJonesy
11 years ago
Enjoy every minute of it lovely L4Q! xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Happy Birthday L4Q!!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Happy birthday L4Q
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MissBishere
11 years ago
Happy birthday spunky chick! Hope it's been a good one for you.... And please may I have some cake (I love cake) 👍 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes that I have got on here, through PMs and by text. I have had an awesome day spent with some great friends and my son. Cake and champagne anyone?
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RHP User
11 years ago
With all the above well wishers L4q... Happy birthday to one of the most beautiful people to ever grace our shores. Hp xoxo💋 Because you're worth it...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hope you've been spoiled rotten l4q, sounds like you're having an awesome birthday gorgeous!
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Kizza Kizza Kizza Kizza KIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZA! Foxy :(
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RHP User
11 years ago
I know!! Where has Kizza gone??
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
BRRRRRRRRRRRR It's getting cold! I'm a big sooky la la in winter and feel the cold....*shakes* :( Post Card dreamy Palms trees on crystal clean white sandy beaches, tropical fresh fruit and cocktails served daily...mmmmmm I think it's time for me to head on over to a Tropical island in the South Pacific. A few weeks and I'm there. :) Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Barrel curling tongs- I'm sooo fucking glamorous in 10 mins.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I have discovered dragon dildos. Google "bad dragon".
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23' I have discovered dragon dildos. Google "bad dragon". Ha! That is so weird.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Eighteen of the Worlds Weirdest Sex Toys.....I only made it to number twelve....I may never be the same again!!:-) xQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'Luckdragon23' I have discovered dragon dildos. Google "bad dragon". Ha! That is so weird. I'm trying to decide which is my favourite!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I saw the Drilldo and instantly thought of Chev!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23' Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'Luckdragon23' I have discovered dragon dildos. Google "bad dragon". Ha! That is so weird. I'm trying to decide which is my favourite!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Long rumored to be plagued by fierce dragons, the Bladed Islands slowly materialize in the distance. It has been said that the winged predators stalk their prey from above, and few who venture forth ever make it to shore, much less return home to recount their tales. Despite the lore, you have always had a deep-seated desire to visit this feared place, whose sharp peaks and narrow mountains are slowly becoming more defined. After what feels like hours, you can finally make out the lush green foliage harshly contrasted against the rocky background. Your heart skips a beat as the belly of your boat rubs gently against the sandy shore. Slowly walking up the beach towards the greenery, you can’t help but notice how beautiful these islands actually are up close. The air smells sweet, birds sing happily and large flowers litter the ground; nothing evil could possibly live here! As if in response to your thoughts, a deep, rolling rumble comes from up ahead, beckoning your curiosity. You steadily trot in the direction of the sound, and are immediately stopped dead in your tracks by the sight of a beastly dragon soaring skillfully above the canopy, changing direction and speed, plunging towards the ground and shooting back up again as if hunting prey. Something massive dangles below the beast, dripping as he changes direction. Flipping on his back midflight and catching whatever it is that was leaking from the dangling object, it takes another intense roar for you to realize exactly what you are watching--this dragon isn’t hunting, he's playing with himself! The massive object is in fact this beast’s massive cock, busy shooting cum all over the place! A hundred thoughts run through your mind, most of which you never knew you had in you, or could be possible. You are so thoroughly bewildered by what you are witnessing that you forget to focus on hiding; the huge beast lands near you with hungry eyes and circles you menacingly. Sensing your vulnerability, the dragon easily encroaches on you and stares at you eye to eye. You are completely paralyzed by the dragon's intimidating stare, and can do nothing but watch as he advances, rubbing against you and marking you with his musk. You fear that he can now smell your own apparent arousal. “H.. hey!” you manage to stammer out. “The name is Vergil,” speaks the dragon in a surprisingly pleasant tone. “What brings you to these parts?” he asks. You can only focus on one thing right now, and your eyes are locked right on it. Smirking, Vergil follows your eyes and lifts his leg slightly so you can get a better view of his exposed, still-dripping member. “Oh, I see,” he says with a slight grin. “I may be able to help with that.” With a flat snout, he slowly nudges you into the bushes behind you, and you suddenly realize you are about to get to know Vergil a lot better--and also why you were warned to stay away. This place is paradise!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23' Long rumored to be plagued by fierce dragons, the Bladed Islands slowly materialize in the distance. It has been said that the winged predators stalk their prey from above, and few who venture forth ever make it to shore, much less return home to recount their tales. Despite the lore, you have always had a deep-seated desire to visit this feared place, whose sharp peaks and narrow mountains are slowly becoming more defined. After what feels like hours, you can finally make out the lush green foliage harshly contrasted against the rocky background. Your heart skips a beat as the belly of your boat rubs gently against the sandy shore. Slowly walking up the beach towards the greenery, you can’t help but notice how beautiful these islands actually are up close. The air smells sweet, birds sing happily and large flowers litter the ground; nothing evil could possibly live here! As if in response to your thoughts, a deep, rolling rumble comes from up ahead, beckoning your curiosity. You steadily trot in the direction of the sound, and are immediately stopped dead in your tracks by the sight of a beastly dragon soaring skillfully above the canopy, changing direction and speed, plunging towards the ground and shooting back up again as if hunting prey. Something massive dangles below the beast, dripping as he changes direction. Flipping on his back midflight and catching whatever it is that was leaking from the dangling object, it takes another intense roar for you to realize exactly what you are watching--this dragon isn’t hunting, he's playing with himself! The massive object is in fact this beast’s massive cock, busy shooting cum all over the place! A hundred thoughts run through your mind, most of which you never knew you had in you, or could be possible. You are so thoroughly bewildered by what you are witnessing that you forget to focus on hiding; the huge beast lands near you with hungry eyes and circles you menacingly. Sensing your vulnerability, the dragon easily encroaches on you and stares at you eye to eye. You are completely paralyzed by the dragon's intimidating stare, and can do nothing but watch as he advances, rubbing against you and marking you with his musk. You fear that he can now smell your own apparent arousal. “H.. hey!” you manage to stammer out. “The name is Vergil,” speaks the dragon in a surprisingly pleasant tone. “What brings you to these parts?” he asks. You can only focus on one thing right now, and your eyes are locked right on it. Smirking, Vergil follows your eyes and lifts his leg slightly so you can get a better view of his exposed, still-dripping member. “Oh, I see,” he says with a slight grin. “I may be able to help with that.” With a flat snout, he slowly nudges you into the bushes behind you, and you suddenly realize you are about to get to know Vergil a lot better--and also why you were warned to stay away. This place is paradise! after reading that and the way you put it I might just jump the fence and go there :) God you turn me on, nicely writen LD
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'allsorts72' after reading that and the way you put it I might just jump the fence and go there :) God you turn me on, nicely writen LD I didn't write it...it's from the Bad Dragon site, they have awesome background stories for a lot of their 'products'
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RHP User
11 years ago
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RHP User
11 years ago
You've changed a whole bunch of stuff on this site but still haven't separated the TV from the TS. What gives?
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MissBishere
11 years ago
For turning on the freezing weather 😱 *sigh* Sydney has been good to me this visit 😋💋sad to leave tomorrow morning, be nice to checkout Newcastle though 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Newcastle is like...... Well.... Youll find out... :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' Newcastle is like...... Well.... Youll find out... :p - Posted from rhpmobile What's wrong with Newie ??? :-P
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RHP User
11 years ago
Today me will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie. -Cookie Monster-
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RHP User
11 years ago
He's got it right. Cookies are the answer to all life's problems.
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MissBishere
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Today me will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie. -Cookie Monster- does a tim tam count?
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RHP User
11 years ago
NO !! Now if you're talking mint slice... Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Sorry was curious.....I couldn't help myself, I typed in Fox Dildo's/sex toys into goggle and found this.... Boxie the Fox Introducing Boxie the fox. The littlest pup of the natural line from Zetapaws, but by no means the least fun of our animal dildos. He is an energetic little fellow, shy, but more than willing to fill all the right spots if you let him. Boxie is excellent for beginners and those new to any canine toys. He might be the smallest of the ‘natural’ pack, but by no means is Boxie to be understated. His gentle natural texturing gives him the pride to puff his chest out and be proud to be the first of his kind, the closest thing to being real. Boxie is very considerate at times, being just the right size for those nervous few that are looking for a little something, a noticeable difference from the standard play toy in the bedroom. Cost is $35.00 and this Realistic TY Fox The Ty Fox Realistic Dong is a 10" dildo was molded straight from Ty's raging hard-on, so when you get it inside you, its almost as if the porn super stud were right there with you, guiding you to orgasm. Made with Doc's antibacterial Sil-A-Gel formula, Ty Fox is available in White and proudly made in America. and of curse Fox butt plugs... HILARIOUS Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Only if it has ten fingers:-) :-) XQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Tim Tams? Yummy, stop making me hungry otherwise I'm going to have to be a VERY bad girl 😛
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RHP User
11 years ago
YouTube "What does the fox day", hahaha. Now wolves disguised as sheep are a whole different story!
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Has anyone heard of that? Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
She practiced on Tim Tams:-) xQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
9.19am and extremly horny! Not going to be my day today!
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RHP User
11 years ago
the Tim Tam suck Mmmmmmmmmmmm
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RHP User
11 years ago
read this thread, where have I been? Love the Dragon Dildos, would love to order some for the shop!
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RHP User
11 years ago
The spanking thread closed before anyone posted?... I would understand if the thread escsalatef to out and out physical abuse,but I thought spanking was a fairly game kink xQ
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twowithnolimits
11 years ago
the shop???? not like these dildos are anything new but they are not that common in Australia, think we still cling to some of the British sexual prudism
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twowithnolimits
11 years ago
Jump on a plane and we can fix that over breakfast
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RHP User
11 years ago
Must be a mistake Q as the article was actually an RHP article I think. Well it just appeared on my newsfeed anyway.
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