F53
open letter
March 02 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'AdventureTime' who are you people talking to? Dear AT,lmfao... what a bunch of freaks hey. But exactly who are you talking to? hehe... An open letter can be addressed to a particular person.. or to persons in general.... They can, like this one, be easily disclose the intended recipient... or like many of the above, be more obscure... obviously, some are like writing on a toilet wall... Anyway.. it's like a soap opera.HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'AdventureTime' who are you people talking to? Having a Blonde moment? l (sorry all you real blondes but having blonde hair and being blonde are really two different things. Being "blonde" is a state of mind.
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RHP User
15 years ago
yes i see ms queen Bee ..now i see the reason for so many replies.. we all suffer in life surrounded by bad manners and gumbys on the road ? dud roots, fugly women, bad service at maccas.. and so we can post our "suggestions" to those people here? where would i start.. dear knobjockeys at channel 9, why cant you play your shows in order. i gave up trying to watch 2 and a half men, jake would change size and height during an add break..what da? 2 and half men is the same... "whats penny look like? mmm Penny" yes its a new epesode...grrr Bernie
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Quoting 'dontgothere' Dear D.... Ohhh you make my mind sooo wet and get me wanting to be a bad bad bad girl but you live so far away . Fuck I want you xoxo Any chance D might live in beautiful Perth??? Awww sorry no he doesn't............and this one makes me so greedy I'm not even sure I'd share yummmmmm
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear VK,Apparently your inbox is locked, I've tried to send you a PM, but it won't go through.xo
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear C < Sorry that you had to come out all this way to be naked for 2 minutes before I kicked your arse out! You did not listen to a thing we spoke about via messages and also the phone! Where the hell do you get off spanking me when I made it QUITE clear that I am not into that! One slap and that is far as what you were going to get with me! I am glad I kicked your arse out and that you left with a hard on! I hope that 3 trains got cancelled before you could catch one! < Dear Potential FB's < Stop watching too much porn for heavens sake! That is NOT how women want sex all the time..We don't ALL want to be spanked and have our hair pulled out of our scalps! I will not suck your cock straight away! The pleasure goes both ways and if you don't do anything for me...I sure as hell won't do anything for you! If you are in it just to get YOUR rocks off...do not contact me. Not interested! > OH GAWD I NEED AN ORGASM lol xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear L, M, N, O, PIf you are hoping for a booty call off me at some stage in the future, I suggest you keep the lines of communication open. This goes slightly over and above a text at 10:30pm saying 'hey.' Well..and any initiating chat conversations. (Looking at you here O, you're the worst one for it. I made several attempts to meet you and you bailed....every. single. time.)Especially you P...after seven YEARS you now decide I am "a real and nice person"? I mean, I'm flattered that you remembered me, but still. xxxM
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Dear C OH GAWD I NEED AN ORGASM lol xFunlovingx The new ass-kicking funloving makes ME need an orgasm. xx Sarah Keep it up hon, don't settle for lousy sex!
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RHP User
15 years ago
You keep making all these promises that dont pan out. Well guess what? Time is up. I have given you all more chances than you deserve and have now found someone just for me. He doesnt want anyone else and does not see any one else, he doesnt make me promises that he wont keep. If he cancels at all it is for work and not because his wife came home unexpectedly. He talks to me every night and asks how my day has been instead of getting in touch every few weeks when he is horny. He has a great sense of humour and the only trouble is he works too hard... but we are working on that.......
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Dear C < Sorry that you had to come out all this way to be naked for 2 minutes before I kicked your arse out! You did not listen to a thing we spoke about via messages and also the phone! Where the hell do you get off spanking me when I made it QUITE clear that I am not into that! One slap and that is far as what you were going to get with me! I am glad I kicked your arse out and that you left with a hard on! I hope that 3 trains got cancelled before you could catch one! <Ahahahahahahahaha! The visuals are hilarious... and I keep seeing an image of this most spankable bottom... just one lil slap so I can see it wiggling back at me? Please? Pretty please?.... hehe.... No guy is ever going to be able to resist doing it now. :pGorgeous moment!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Please let me know when you intend to cut Gomez's grass again, so that I can take a Telfast. Thank you. . Morticiaaa
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear MR W im sick of waiting for you...why tell me your coming over and tell me you want to see me...then leave me stranded AGAIN thats enough...i havent comtacted you for months...now its your turn to let go see ya > dear C next time tell me your married BEFORE i suck your cock...now life is gunna be hard round my family thanks for that > dear MR W see the trouble i get into when you piss me off and stand me up > dear roxxy fuck girl a married man...DUMBARSE asks more questions first, you cant being doing that shit, let someone break up his marriage...god girl > dear RHP forum regs thanks mmwahhh love to you all xxxx . roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear Duracell < Thank you so much for selling AA batteries in bulk now....makes for hours and hours and hours of pleasure! > Dear Vibrator < Thank you for being so flexible and for not giving up when I am about to cum! < Dear Ben Wah Balls < OMG what can I say to you? Sorry for allowing you to collect dust in the drawer for a few years and forgetting about you! Thank you for the best orgasms EVER since you and my vibrator have made good friend with each other! With you deep inside me and your best mate buzzing on my clit....BEST ORGASMS EVER!! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Don't worry, you won't be collecting dust ever again. I love you so much! < Dear Mattress < I am so sorry for the buzzing in your ears every night/day...blame the Ben Wah Balls and my Vibe...I am hooked! If I could I would buy you ear plugs! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ............... YUP ALL OF YOU ! Many many thanks for giving me a heads up on who's fucking who , truly this is I agree gold ! Some of you have made me think WOW now I really want to fuck themsenseless ..... and wow I never thought they would but WOW I am happy to find out they do !!!!!! .............. others it has made me think oh ummmmm well ........ Taxi ! Seeing who you are fucking has made me reconsider my options ........ its not you, not at all, its just a list I dont want to be on ! I must say THANK YOU as none of you have offended me wow and PHEW ! Over all ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Many many thanks for this I will continue to see whats going on in the secret world of the rhp forum contributor ! B .......cause when I use my initial none of you know who I am talking about !!!!! Naaaaaaah Never !
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear S may is so damn far away...i need you right NOW please come visit me soon roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ya know... if you were to add all the good encounters in this thread up, and compared it to all the bad encounters... I reckon the strike ratio on here for mind blowing sex is pretty bad!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear Doggie Daphne,.It's embarrassing enough that we have to meet in a public place, but your incessant howling is drawing much too much attention...Dear Hairless Harriet, .I know you like to shave my balls before each blow job, but I would rather use a new safety razor than your rusty cut throat. My scrotum tends to shrink in fear. I'm also worried that my Willie may accidentally get a second circumcision. It doesn't help when your contact lens fall out and get lost in the lather, following which you can't see past your nose...Dear Potty Polly,.I know your profile says non-smoker, but chewing tobacco and kissing, exchanges more than spit. Though do admire your ability to puff a cigar with your vagina, but it does leave a stale odour when I go down...Dear Pissing Pauline,.I'm not really into water sports, so suggest that your leaking sphincter needs urgent medical attention, as its a worry at the restaurant when the red wine goes straight through like a massive menstrual flow...Dear Flashing Flora,.I'm prepared to buy you curtains and a blind for your bedroom window, as its only a matter of time before the gendarmes come a knocking. Its also a factor in why so many people miss a ride whilst waiting at the bus stop...Dear Big Bosom Bertha,.Its interesting how you lactate with so little arousal, which is fine in the intimacy of your home, whilst watching 'Sex in the City', but needing to remove your top at the cinema and asking me to breast feed does distract the other members of the audience. Particularly before the movie starts...Dear Auto Audrey,.I think you like my car more than me since I switched from an automatic to a manual. You insist we drive over corrugated roads and sit on the gear stick. Though it still seems like an automatic when you change cogs, even if you are a bit erratic...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh Babe... no need to share what you left behind. Its your toy and i'm yours to play with :-p , Mmmmmm So far no other plays as well as you !! Brissy bitches are silly bitches , they have loser on their foreheads to miss out on (5 star, spa,pool,sauna,hrs with u and ur toys) told you... you should of picked me up on ur way through and then we wouldnt of had that little lunch time hick up lol. oh well.. at least ur dick's not sore . Hmmm just cant stop smiling when i think about BJ 's now Quoting 'Tomoln'dear 'brissy bitches that stood me up' - Seriously, 5 star hotel, spa, pool, sauna, hrs with me and toys, all u had to do was turn up. FUDear Miss C: The one i did meet for coffee, u are a lovely, sweet girl, its a shame you are exactly like my ex :(. all the bestDear Miss T: Fuckin well, fuckin hell :). that was the best morning i've had for a helluva long time, lunchtime, not so much :P, i'll pick up my toy next time, do me a favour, don't use it with anyone else.Dear swingers club: Had a great nite, hope to be invited again next time i'm down.Dear pair in club : U asked me to play as i was leaving, i said ok, then u ran away. lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear C .....again..... None of us enjoy rejection, but its how you carry yourself afterwards that makes the difference. No-one finds a sooky-la-la of a man attractive If calling me a bitch makes you feel taller or more well endowed, knock yourself out! I LOVE being called a bitch In fact I'm thinking of changing my name to Bitchesget-theaction-sooksgetnothing, kinda catchy don't you think
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RHP User
15 years ago
I mean it. M.
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RHP User
15 years ago
whatever your name was (did you tell me?)*checks*Dear G3Having 'divorced' on your profile, and then stating you want "an adventurous like minded woman who wants discrete sex" is asking for questions. When asked about it, 'not having a good answer' and 'not knowing why you checked that box' when making that profile is quite obvious. You thought that a divorced tag would get you more sex. Sorry babe. Lying about your marital status is an EXCELLENT way to get no sex at all. I don't care about your marital status, as long as you don't LIE to me. (Not that you have actually replied to my email asking straight out whether you are attached in some way :P - says it all, don't you think?)~*~Dear A, R and S,did any of you get the SNS messages? xxM
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear N 24 isnt that young, expectaly one that looks like you...see you next weekend, cant wait . dear S try and stike up a friendship with my friends and you miss out on me im too loyal for that shit you choose....you cant do us both whoops by the look of it , you wont be doing either of us . roxxy....Eunuch you know some of the weirdest of women lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose'try and stike up a friendship with my friends and you miss out on me im too loyal for that shit you choose....you cant do us both whoops by the look of it , you wont be doing either of us . Oh gawd.... that's hardly fair! Loyalty has absolutely nothing to do with it... I mean to say.. haven't you heard Ben lee sing "We're all in this together".... c'mon... 5 to 1 is a good ratio damn it! :pI woke up this morning I suddenly realised We're all in this together I started smiling 'Cause you were smiling And we're all in this together I'm made of atoms You're made of atoms And we're all in this together. And long division just doesn't matter 'Cause we're all in this together...yeahYou know baby there's never been protection and all the history of human connection come on darling its alright to show me you dont ever need to be lonely once you start to open your heart......HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear S you know me better than that...im a one man girl no man can have me and my friends i dont work that way yeah i know im in the wrong place lol . dear T i really want you to come round so i can tie you to my bed but it freaks me out please give me some time on this one the last man i allowed in my house...done horrid things my home is my safety...please give me time i will let you tie me, fuck me, fist me, whip me, flog me, have your naughty way with me just not in my home right now fuck.... il pay for the hotel room . roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
firstly, sorry c & j that i didnt get to see u, my kids take precedence, so unfortunately does work- have to eat more than just pussy. add to that i death in the family and i'm afraid that it just didnt happen. hope u had fun anywaym - looking fwd to seeing u again. one of the horniest and sexiest ladies i know. yummmp pair - hope u are both well. love the pics and hope we can do it all again soond (cc)- see u next week, look fwd to going down there again mmmmand all the rest of u. hi, hope u are all well and managing to get some hot sex. have met 1 lady on here that i've been seeing for about 7 yrs now. rhp certainly works
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' . dear S try and stike up a friendship with my friends and you miss out on me im too loyal for that shit you choose....you cant do us both whoops by the look of it , you wont be doing either of us .Spend more time on line trying to get my daughter to play...forget the both of us. You know we discuss these things and now it just aint gonna happen....with either of us
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear M Thanks for taking my SMS's today although I blew you off 3 years ago and you haven't heard from me in 2 years! Mmmm the way you went down on me was SOOOOOOO hot!! Loved it! You made me cum for the first time in 3 years (other than my vibe)....I so need more now! Your fingers worked magic on me .. pure MAGIC...along with your tongue! I will remember this and be in gratitude to you for along time to come! I CAN orgams yeahhhhh!!!! Wish you hid the police car though lol...my neighbours thought I was being interviewed hahaha! Mmmm what an interview that was too! < But, sorry, it was a once off for me....although you are hot and absolutely great in bed...I want to keep exploring my sexuality with others! But was great to finally meet and catch up! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' dear N 24 isnt that young, expectaly one that looks like you...see you next weekend, cant wait . . roxxy....Eunuch you know some of the weirdest of women lol You go girl!!! . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Please do not contact me if you are chatting with any of my friends or my Mother...especially if you already know we are friends or related and are either planning to meet them or are already playing with them....I am sorry but I will tell them...I have an honesty clause in my life contract and it it applies to them too. . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' . roxxy....Eunuch you know some of the weirdest of women lol .Dear Roxxy,.On the subject of weird women its more a case of truth being stranger than fiction. There's endless stories, like the time we were the main attraction at the local drive-in pictures. It seemed like a good idea at the time, as lovers lane locations were in short supply, particularly after being the target of the local cop's flashlight, yet again. Not many people were at the cinema that evening, as there were better things on TV and it was a crap R rated movie, so we parked back towards the rear to be inconspicuous. Little did we expect that there was another couple parked even further back..Now a Goggomobile dart might look like a miniature E-Type Jaguar to a drunkard in the dark, but the leg room in no way compares. We therefore got amorous on the fibreglass bonnet, taking great benefit from the highly sprung front suspension. This sort of emulated a sex swing in some ways, even though it would be decades before they came into fashion..The passion overlook us and our inhibitions soon disappeared, thinking we were alone down the back. The thrill was soon to be shared by the rest of the audience when the rear vehicle turned its high beam on, thus casting a shadow of thrashing legs and bare arse on the screen. Though it was probably the distraction of the persistent high beam that caused everyone to check out where it was coming from. Performers on a stage may benefit from such illumination and enjoy the applause, but they don't get the sound of appreciation which a chorus of klaxon horns can produce, when your fellow patrons are the town hoons and their girlfriends. .Sorry if you've read this here before... just thought it worth another mention... brings back great memories..After reading the exciting list of things you'll allow Mr T to perform, all I can say is where were you when I was fit, loose and fancy free? Pity it now takes a bottle load of viagra, a vacuum pump and a supply of painkillers to perform as I once did. .Eunuchxxxxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'eunuch' Quoting 'TassieRose' . roxxy....Eunuch you know some of the weirdest of women lol .Dear Roxxy,.On the subject of weird women its more a case of truth being stranger than fiction. There's endless stories, like the time we were the main attraction at the local drive-in pictures. It seemed like a good idea at the time, as lovers lane locations were in short supply, particularly after being the target of the local cop's flashlight, yet again. Not many people were at the cinema that evening, as there were better things on TV and it was a crap R rated movie, so we parked back towards the rear to be inconspicuous. Little did we expect that there was another couple parked even further back..Now a Goggomobile dart might look like a miniature E-Type Jaguar to a drunkard in the dark, but the leg room in no way compares. We therefore got amorous on the fibreglass bonnet, taking great benefit from the highly sprung front suspension. This sort of emulated a sex swing in some ways, even though it would be decades before they came into fashion..The passion overlook us and our inhibitions soon disappeared, thinking we were alone down the back. The thrill was soon to be shared by the rest of the audience when the rear vehicle turned its high beam on, thus casting a shadow of thrashing legs and bare arse on the screen. Though it was probably the distraction of the persistent high beam that caused everyone to check out where it was coming from. Performers on a stage may benefit from such illumination and enjoy the applause, but they don't get the sound of appreciation which a chorus of klaxon horns can produce, when your fellow patrons are the town hoons and their girlfriends. .Sorry if you've read this here before... just thought it worth another mention... brings back great memories..After reading the exciting list of things you'll allow Mr T to perform, all I can say is where were you when I was fit, loose and fancy free? Pity it now takes a bottle load of viagra, a vacuum pump and a supply of painkillers to perform as I once did. .Eunuchxxxxxx Hahahaha...what a classic!!I could picture it all in my minds eye...wish i had've been there to see it for real!JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
To: Quanxi Company of China | Thank you for making those amazing clear rulier with that little big of magnification, completely inaccurate scale and the company logo. Brialliant idea to produce them in an 18" version as an extra bit of deception. Even I believe that it really is 9" long and proud to measure it for them if they ask. I also appreciate greatly that you understood and lowered the MOQ. | To: Faux Watch Company of India | Thank you for making such a perfect copy of a Cartier diamond watch. I am still amazed that the fake zircons are actually hard enough to scratch a crystal champange glass..well, at least once anyway, but that is all I really needed. What a perfect gift for "after"...and until they try to dump it eBay later on when they get pissed off at me, not a one of them has noticed. How long before the battery runs out and they take it to a jeweller for replacement? Oh well...2 years should see me through. | To: All of my real friends and business partners in Japan | My sincerest thoughts and best wishes are with you and your families. I know you are all safe and well now...but please do let us know if there is anything that we can do to help any of you in the coming months and years as your rebuild your homes and your country.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I was having a bit of a play with the language in that post. The emails I get in from O/S are sometimes amazing. I am glad they have worked so hard to learn our language...I would be so screwed if they did not. | CM
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MissBJ' Quoting 'eunuch' Quoting 'TassieRose' . roxxy....Eunuch you know some of the weirdest of women lol Hahahaha...what a classic!!I could picture it all in my minds eye...wish i had've been there to see it for real!JMO...BJxxx .Dear Young Things,.I'm always amazed at what the younger generation gets up to..Pierced ears were the only rage for perforators in the past, now there's pierced nipples, labia, clit hoods… and for the well endowed… the wondrous little love button. Septum piercing looks attractive, though doesn't it make you sneeze, and how do you cope with a runny nose?.Still yet to find a lady with a pierced tongue willing to give me a blow job, but then it does not seem fashionable for the age group of my lady friends. Now there's even a fad for young women to have their tongues split down the middle, but it hasn't yet become main stream. So not likely to get the opportunity to experience that during a blow job any time soon..Think I was born in the wrong decade as internet dating with openly high libido ladies online did not exist when at my prime..It used to be a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time, but now us older codgers need a time machine and a full body transplant..Can only envy all the people getting lucky on this site, though by reading this most useful open letter, it seems that people don't always get what they dream for. Though being a few steps closer to the grave, one is not concerned if a paramour should have multiple chins, the tummy overhang the genitals or the boobs bounce off the knees, as we're all human and not everyone can afford cosmetic surgery. If there's a will, then there's a way. And flesh on flesh is still nice if it is no longer packaged as it once was… as long as the inner person stays as nice..I've encountered some lovely ladies here, who like me are past their use by dates. Fortunately we can still have a good giggle and not be short on wishful thinking. Okay arthritic fingers may not be as nibble, but exercising them helps a lot. Sex urges certainly provide a motivation to keep doing things after knee and hip replacements. As they say, Alzheimer's can be a blessing when enjoying sex everyday with the same person seems like an endless string of one-night-stands. .We'll all go through the ageing process, though remember as a youngster not thinking about it and instead feeling invincible and taking incredible risks. Its amazing I'm still here to talk about it..Sneezing to me is now the closest thing to an orgasm, but then can't complain, as convinced I've ejaculated enough over the years to fill a bath tub. Lucky I didn't employ it to produce too many dependants, otherwise would have been bled dry by child support. So must admire those ladies who swallow, as it certainly saves on tissues..Enjoy the time to the hilt young things, as sadly one day you'll be old things too. Do hope you accumulate lots of fond memories and friends along the way. Because you'll need lots to reminisce about over the twilight years, whilst enjoying a fine wine and a cuddle with top company in a wonderful setting..Now that sounds like nirvana..Love Eunuchxxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Just lovely....well said.BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear PM, thanks for the cheeky St Pats flirts.... x . To all of the support emails....many thanks xx . To Darling D, thanks for such a blissful and sinful time xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear L | Sorry...I just could not come to the party when you asked about the track suit, nice shoes and luxury accomodations in the CBD as part of the deal. You are indeed a very beautiful youong woman. I did enjoy your company the first time...as you enjoyed mine, and the fab views from the Crown with room service. Guess the sell out offer on the Nike gear put you on my black list permanently. | If you would like to make the same deal sort of deal...how about the Formula 1 and a fabulous Cartier watch? | I am sure you would be worth that much.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear S I had the time of my life. You made me feel so beautiful, sexy, happy and hungry for more. Just wish you could have been honest with me.
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear T i really want to see you again...but its becoming a hassle we all know i run when things are a hassle but thanks for running quicker than me now i know how others feel mwahhhh . dear E i could swap you useless mens stories for some useless women stories hahaha roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
D had things crop upM was stuck at workR has to stay at work coz the boss wasn't thereJ was going to text after work, and never didC was too far awayP wanted to know what I'm doing tonightNo wonder I'm not feeling sociable today. xxM
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RHP User
15 years ago
I had sex with Anne Bradshaw of 25 Collins Street, South Yarra. There, I said it. Yay! I feel sooo much better now.. I can't keep secrets!.. especially about rooting... I just gotta tell or I burst.HUgsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear Roger, | Sorry old boy...but Jessica finally got up the gumption to say "yes" even though she was a little intimidated at first but then again, your constant paranoid behaviour is what helped nudge her across the line, so thanks! | I know you were hoping that she would not file the final divorce papers after the legal separation...but probably just best to come right out and tell you. She found out that she actually liked the feel of very soft silk ropes and discovered her own sensuality that really, even a rabbit struggles with and forget about waving your wand around. Nobody really likes a lot of strings or power chords attached...do they? | Short form...she is still laying here in a semi-conscious state with a massive grin mumbling something about dead rabbits and not having to buy batteries to shove up your ass any more. Just thought I would leave you a note here before the guy from the court drops off the papers. | Apologies in advance. Oh damn before I forget...she said you could have her diamond Cartier watch as a momento so please forward your address. | I know she will be missed in the streets of Toon Town...but those of us that live in Melbourne will find her a welcome addition to the less amazing structures in the CBD.
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RHP User
15 years ago
re: I had sex with Anne Bradshaw of 25 Collins Street, South Yarra. just loving your work.....and words....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear S,That's my mother...*kidding*RHP Help
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear S now everyone knows im on your facebook il be inundated with people trying to get to you through me... just wondering though can i have your cast offs??? . dear S you funny fucker i cant believe you beat me to that lol great minds hun . dear RHP who would have thought you had a sence of humour you funny bugga you now can i please have my instant posting back??? just asking while your in a good mood hehe . roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear E That address if you google it comes up with Sofitel in Melbourne lol...making a commission are we? I bloody hope so!! Or at the very least we should get discount rates! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
loving your words....and your work..... thanks for the coffee splatter all over the keyboard... . still chuckling.......
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' I can't keep secrets!.. especially about rooting... I just gotta tell or I burst. | Go on, then...tell them about Julia Gillard.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear ..erm.... RHP H,Arrrrhuh! ~ a pulse ... hehe. Who's your daddy! :pHugsStalky Quoting 'RHP_Helpline' Dear S,That's my mother...*kidding*RHP Help
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear R,It's affectionately called stalkybook for a reason, hon but don't worry.. they'll never recognise me so the lynch mobs holding up their banners and plackards above their heads will just have to suffer in their dripping wet sweaty singlets and jocks and muscular arms....... and.... I feel... kinda..... light headed :pHugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
See RHP Helpline also has a mother on this site. Well everyone now has her address and she must play a bit because S had been there already, he is a bit quick off the mark though. l Dear P, thanks again for the fabulous morning and you tell me you will be in town every day for weeks. Mmmm, you know I have a serious case of lust developing here.
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RHP User
15 years ago
* blushes & goes back to reading puppy's highly verbose but interesting post * (also gives Mum a call to check in on her)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear SLOL that was my thoughts exactly !!I wondered how many ppl went and looked up 25 Collins street ....LOLand how many have been standing outside wondering if Anne was coming out.To my darlin CThank you for being such a supportive accepting consistent solid friend and one hell of a hot naughty sexy lover. Miss s even agrees and looks forward to more adventures together ! I have needed to lean on you this week and you were there for me as you always are.thank you
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear T, Have some manners.A"Thankyou"would have been in order after i messaqged you with a congratulations on your award! Dear B, Thank you for stimulating my mind.. Dear E, You got caught red handed. Admit it and apologize, instead of attacking me. Dear RHP Forum Moderator. Why just shut off a Forum?..Ever thought of just removing any offensive comments? Dear K, I believe the term is MUTUALLY satisfying sex.That doesnt involve a sudden need to sleep, after you have just been serviced. Did i say i was a stud service? Hope the Jell in your hair wasnt too dry by morning....:)) Dear D, I am still tingling...That was Mindblowing. Same time/Place next week??
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RHP User
15 years ago
nothing just wished to say hi to myself lol A
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear me, why do I always fluff things up.
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear T alright already...dont fuckin nag at me im doing it . dear L please please come to melbourne with me you know il make it worth your while ;-) . dear S where the hell are you we havent spoken in ages i wanna chat some more before i book my ticket . roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
hehehehe...we all know S is a quick one when it cmes to finding fresh meat...lol...but I hope you dont think I should be putting my address out there do you?? / Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'andreweagle' nothing just wished to say hi to myself lol A Dear A Hi sexy :) You are not alone x
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear Fs i wonder if it would help me get laid if i put my address out there hey il try anything at this point haha roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'xxticklishxx' Quoting 'andreweagle' nothing just wished to say hi to myself lol A Dear A Hi sexy :) You are not alone x Wanna make it a group thing? xx S(78)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear S I've never really been into chicks, aside from what it does to the guy Im interested in watching, but sheesus, I can't stop looking at your tits and wonderingmmmmm
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RHP User
15 years ago
No. Please adhere to safety guidelines and not plaster you address out there for all RHP members to see. I do need to feel a modicum of safety when I visit.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachypear63' It always intrigues me that a negative feeling seems to travel more positively than a positive feeling. Adrenaline I wonder?It's the power of passion MrsP.HUGsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear P, Thanks for the silicone advice. ~*~Dear J,sorry I didn't hear your 2am text. Guess I was tired. ~*~Dear RThanks for the unexpected day out yesterday. ~*~Dear Work,thanks for calling me about working for a couple of weeks. Its great.~*~Dear anyone,I could do with a massage. Work is killing my back ofter a 4 month break!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' Quoting 'xxticklishxx' Quoting 'andreweagle' nothing just wished to say hi to myself lol A Dear A Hi sexy :) You are not alone x Wanna make it a group thing? xx S(78) Dear S and A I'm Game :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear MT & SD, . I had a lovely time last night...shame S was so uncomrfortable we had to leave early - but I had promised to look out for him...lol... ~*~ Dear C . I would say I am sorry that I no longer wish to play with you but you acted like such a child when I said I was no longer interested in just giving/receiving oral that I am glad I made that choice...good luck...I am sure you will find someone who is wanting just that . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear C next time you should piss in her handbag and let your son piss on her leg im sure neither of you have done that before so she will have nothing to say what a cow...dogs like that shouldnt be allowed to roam free not even on the dog beach . dear men im not here just to chat dont string me on saying you want to meet when you have no intention to meet up i want to fuck NOT just chat grow a brain dickheads . roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh Dear...... C Please don't even bother, I've seen enough since to make up my own mind. No-one speaks to me like that and gets to 'gothere'.......... take that stupid champagne back and exchange it for a clue!!!!! . . . Dear F.... Damn you have a sexy accent . . Dear D you make me ..... ohhh...ahhhh.....oohhhhhhhhhhhh ooooooooooh ohh yes!!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear T... you are awesome. your tongue is awesome. god if my mother can`t find anything to complain about, you`re a keeper xxxdear M... I would like to be friends with you. I don`t think that`s going to happen tho... I miss the boys. I don`t miss having to hear about your ex`s bullshit. and if you`re not going to give me the money for the bed, at least can I come over and steal stuff off your harddrive?dear S... you rock. come over and have drinks/smokes with us. oh wait... that might be weird lol....dear all the guys on this site that think i want to have sex with them.... i probably don`t. sorry. if i don`t reply to your first 16 msgs... here`s $10, go buy a clue.dear ppl who have their pics on msn... i`m not giving you my email address. that`s why there`s hidden galleries. jesus....dear jesus... can i have one of those babyjesus buttplugs for easter please? (if you don`t know what i`m talking about, google... and anything off that site is a surefire way to get me to put out rofl....)dear smoking hott lesbian who`s a friend of a friend... I`m too much of a coward to talk to you so you should totally invite me out for drinks... and teach me how to take photos like you... *dribble
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Ninjasvspirates' dear all the guys on this site that think i want to have sex with them.... i probably don`t. sorry. if i don`t reply to your first 16 msgs... here`s $10, go buy a clue.See and i only sent 1 msg. i understand
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear GG, G, G, what can I say? you are such a fun fuck, even after 7 years. Lets hope the rain keeps up - you might be able to call in again that way :)~*~Dear P2I'm gonna hold you to that.
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear T im loving your pics if only you were older you would be my perfect man roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear RHP thank you sooooo much for my instant posting i take back all the awful things i have ever said about you I LOOOOVE YOU RHP roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
will i get my instant posting back too??Can I?pretty please??with sugar on top??and a cherry??and sprinkles??and ice magic??Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease??!!!BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' dear RHP thank you sooooo much for my instant posting i take back all the awful things i have ever said about you I LOOOOVE YOU RHP roxxy Good onya!!! I want mine back too. RHP I promise to be such a good girl from now on pretty please xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear RHP,I've had a vision! Thankyou for hosting an open letter forum. Without it, I would never have googled babyjesus butt plug... and I wouldn't have sprayed a mouthful of coffee everywhere upon sighting jackhammer Jesus... teh baddest and best in all of Nazareth.HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' dear T im loving your pics if only you were older you would be my perfect man roxxy Have to agree Roxxy, I've found myself having more than one glance Nice work Tomoln, you've got a whole new lotta naughty goin' on in that pic
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear Ninjavpirates, just one word..... . thankyou. feeling all religous now.....and will never see spitting llamas in quite the same way ever again....bless you child. (forgive me father, for I about to sin....BIG time, ommmmm)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MissBJ'will i get my instant posting back too??Can I?pretty please??with sugar on top??and a cherry??and sprinkles??and ice magic??Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease??!!!BJxxx Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'TassieRose' dear RHP thank you sooooo much for my instant posting i take back all the awful things i have ever said about you I LOOOOVE YOU RHP roxxy Good onya!!! I want mine back too. RHP I promise to be such a good girl from now on pretty please xxx i dont know why it happened but who am i to question the gods thank you RHP gods xxx roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thanks Tassie :)I never had Instant Posting....., i want some too... i'll make u my special Icream, cake and cream with baby marshmellows desert..... pwease..
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RHP User
15 years ago
I dont remember eating That
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Quoting 'MissBJ' will i get my instant posting back too??Can I?pretty please??with sugar on top??and a cherry??and sprinkles??and ice magic??Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease??!!!BJxxx Dear Miss BJ I've also just had a vision (must be something about that babyjesus butt plug website) and like Stalky my revelation also involves a mouthful of something or other... Miss BJ, you have inspired me, and since your profile name indicates a degree of natural affinity, if not expert-tease with the most sexy part of the masculine physique, I will ask you for assistance:I'd LOVE to cover a perfect cock with ice-magic and sprinkles (getting hot n bothered just thinking about it hehe) but I don't want it soft on any level, (the ice magic needs to be hard too ;) I can just imagine the pure pleasure cracking the chocolatey shell would deliver to my hungry lips (omg - new mental picture - that would be really hot, too!!!) so here's the question: what would be the best way to FREEZE THE ICE MAGIC WITHOUT JEOPARDISING the rigid penis beneath???I think we need a new forum topic lol. Stalky - any tips??? I'm sure your most wicked mind has already solved this conundrum if not already having perfected the process Chilli xx PS this reminds me of the time i ordered HJs for my kids, leaving them literally rolling on the floor laughing as I asked politely for "3x caramel sundaes and a CHOC COCK please" OMG you should have seen the guys face behind the counter hehehe - almost as red as mine. The kids still insist on asking for a choc cock anytime we're near the place. Must be a family thing...Quoting 'stalky' Dear RHP,I've had a vision! Thankyou for hosting an open letter forum. Without it, I would never have googled babyjesus butt plug... and I wouldn't have sprayed a mouthful of coffee everywhere upon sighting jackhammer Jesus... teh baddest and best in all of Nazareth.HugsS Apparently....(a male friend told me he had done this so i believe him)you can get a cock nice and shiny hard....then put an icepack around it...prolly one of those flexible gel ones...not for ages...but long enought to get a bit of chill happening...then pour on the icemagic.Dunno how long it would stay hard for(the icemagic)but hey...licking and sucking it off would still be lots of tasty messy fun!Give it a try and lemme know...or i will and let YOU know...hahhahahaOr of course...the lads could do their own research and report back.Things like...icepack application time..hard icemagic time..icemagic melt time..etc.JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thank u, dontgothere.how come everyone is pervin on me now :D... not that i mind.oh and the ice magic on cock thing..... walk in freezer :)Or i think if you got one of those mugs that have the liquid in the wall that freezes, then just hold that over it till it goes hard... maybe
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear whoever is interested,Facebook said this, so we know it true!Dear M:The first letter of your name is (M). It means that:You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate. Who's up to try me?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thats easy....nothing like co2 and a pin freeze box.......Bahahaha WARNING ........DO NOT DO THIS !!!!!!!.....for the idiots out there! Lest you want to loose your cock for good......but it will be frozen solid!Cheers Nev......reminds me of that song "detachable penis"
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear C. . That was a pretty awesome body slam, although I think it would have been a good idea to pull out that silly piercing and snip off his rats tail too. . PS - Wouldn't hurt to go for a jog buddy.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Tomoln' Thank u, dontgothere.how come everyone is pervin on me now :D... not that i mind.oh and the ice magic on cock thing..... walk in freezer :)Or i think if you got one of those mugs that have the liquid in the wall that freezes, then just hold that over it till it goes hard... maybe because your hot, that pic is too die for, your profile is perfect and we are perves you dont think its just the guys that can perve do you??? roxxy...your perfect little sub
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RHP User
15 years ago
haha oh Tassie, where's a time machine when u need one :Pwas thinkin about the pic of yours and Girard today, doing my own lol.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Tomoln' haha oh Tassie, where's a time machine when u need one :Pwas thinkin about the pic of yours and Girard today, doing my own lol. dear T dont tease the old folk i may have a heart attack roxxy
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Traboh34
15 years ago
Quoting 'perigrine2'Dear whoever is interested,Facebook said this, so we know it true!Dear M:The first letter of your name is (M). It means that:You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate. Who's up to try me? Dear M I dont need Facebook to tell me I know its true to its word
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Tomoln'haha oh Tassie, where's a time machine when u need one :Pwas thinkin about the pic of yours and Girard today, doing my own lol. and I took roxxys pic - need some help?? . Kissses Focus (sorry Roxxy I just cant resist a man carry handcuffs)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear Universe, . Why do all the interesting ones come out of the woodwork AFTER I have moved interstate??? Are yu trying to tell me something??? I dont like subtle hints just tell me!! . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
hey all who r out there, is it wrong to have that 10 mins of lust where you and your fuckbuddy fuck each other stupid and then get dressed and go back to work?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear C, The grapple was fast, the body slam so good, BUT..u needed to apply a figure 4 leglock, followed by a sleeper hold. Then pulled his tag team partner into the ring and clotheslined him...That would have made it the video of the century!! Dear R, Dont be so damn stupid next time boy, couldnt you see how big he is. Dear MC, i cant wait to personally sign that book for you... Dear MB, I will spank you i promise....... Dear N, It's no longer called FWB, its called SAA..Sexually Active Associates.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Naww Focus, I'm riding my bike down to Melbourne some time this year, if that helps :)and Dear M- You don't like Jason Statham, u think your the best at sex (your far from it), it was boring and really didn't turn me on the second time. I came just to keep you happy. Dear L - How the fuck can u be pissed off at me after you stood me up, and ruined my plans for the weekend in brissy. No msg until the following Wednesday, doesn't mean shit.Dear C - cmon baby, we both need this
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'wanderers2' hey all who r out there, is it wrong to have that 10 mins of lust where you and your fuckbuddy fuck each other stupid and then get dressed and go back to work? If you both enjoyed it my only question is - where are my pics?? . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Tomoln' Naww Focus, I'm riding my bike down to Melbourne some time this year, if that helps :) My bed awaits...ummmm I mean my spare room...lol.... . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear D,Would you be so kind as to get out of my dreams? I've been randy enough during the day without getting wound up at night. ~*~Dear Young P,Why are you not here, shagging me silly?~*~Dear Older P,I'll take you up on that 'hubby for a weekend' thing. ~*~ Dear Ancient P,Not happening. ~*~Dear RI don't much like dreaming about your wife either.~*~Dear J, T and MThanks for bailing on me.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear P,.Being pretty, pure, prissy and perfect may be your idea of perfection, but fortunately your propensity for memory loss during periods of intoxication and moral lapse makes it all the more reason to meet you, even if you forget me and everything else the next day. Really enthusiastic about doing it all again, and again.
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