F53
open letter
March 02 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear L thanks for being the same as every other man and fucking me over too il be fine because your not the first to do it and i can guarentee you wont be the last iv had enough....everyone seems to think im the strong one but im sick of being the strong one its about time i was someones first prize...not second n
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15 years ago
Thanks for not yelling at me for being so yappy on here, it's a great outlet for me. xx Sarah Dear Roxxy *gives comforting hug where I don't even try to cop a feel* You're awesome, babe. Hope you get what you need. You deserve it. xx Sarah
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15 years ago
Dear T.O., Do you own your own mascara or should I bring some? P.s. What dress size are you? Hugs Stalky
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15 years ago
Come let me hug you better. I know how you feel and no way would I ever try to cop a feel...not into girly bits. No one can be a rock all the time. l Dear P. Thanks for making me feel gorgeous and sexy and for making me feel as if there is gold at the end of the rainbow. l Dear everyone on the forums. Thanks for just being there and for the laughs and advice.
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15 years ago
Dear J... za, I filled my beer fridge weeks ago. Surely you've finished unpacking all your baggage by now and need to be perverted.. errr.. I mean diverted!HugsS
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15 years ago
Thanks for letting the sale of my house fall through 2 weeks out from settlement......there goes the latex catsuit and all the new toys I was going to be loving myself sick with very soon. . .. Dear forum peeps, Thanks for the laughs, giggles, guffaws, ewwwws,grrrrs and WT's ....for basically stimulating my mind whether it was good or bad xxx
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15 years ago
Dear G, Thanx for magically blocking me on MSN, it makes avoiding you sooo much easier. Guess I will keep the UFC DVDs ? .... Dear L, Thai food does not mean I consider you any more than a FB ! ...... Dear BB, I wish there were blokes as hot as you in Melbourne !!! ....... Dear ME, Just remember .... don't be nice to men... they think you like them more than you actually do. Hugs to ALL, Miss Saturn
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15 years ago
Dear B, thanks for an awesome night, i had so much fun i have no idea how i got this bump on the back of my head... (i'm serious, if you remember let me know!) xx Sarah . Dear J, You totally started it. xx Sarah
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15 years ago
Dear M2,I'm not sure why you thought that lining up a bit last week, and then failing to contact me to say you have 'visitors', would mean that this week I would be all fine and dandy for a repeat performance. Not happening. You were online for a good hour (and NOT idle) to 'have a shower' and must have had to close the browser at some stage. You could have sent me a message. ~*~Dear T,thanks for treating me like I have a brain. I enjoy our conversations. And those blue shorts...mmmm~*~Dear J2,That picture is still sexy as heck. ~*~Dear readersInitial letters may or may not be accurate at the time of posting ;)
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15 years ago
Dear N,I love you but we can never be, never change, you're a shining light, a beacon of freedom & creativity.Dear S,I love you but we can never be. Come search me out when you've grown up a bit.Dear D,I love you but we can never be, however, continue asking, and I'll continue saying yes.Dear F,I love you but we can never be, but get that cute little toosh over to visit me soon OK?
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15 years ago
Dear D, You PERSIST and I RESIST. I you know I like you but you are married and that's that. Please don't end your marriage for a fantasy girl who in reality is probably not as hot as she seems in your dreams. ...... Dear Perth Boys (ALL of you), Thank you for being online when it's 3am here and I can't sleep. ........ Dear M Moving to Darwin was the best thing you did for the both of us. Perhaps the heat will dry out your wet, soggy brain. ....... Dear G2 I'm really sick of the games you are playing. Either get your arse to Melbourne in the next 14 days or leave me alone for ever. ..... Hey... this is quite therapeutic !!! Can't wait for the replies ! LOL Hugs Saturn
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15 years ago
Dear A, Leave me alone, get on with your life.. Dear M, Wish i could be closer to you and see you more often.I really enjoy your company. Dear R, WTF??..One minute you want a relationship, next minute you want to cool it?.Make up your mind!! Dear N, I like you , your a great girl, but it aint going to happen. Dear A, Hurry up and get back here..I miss you.
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15 years ago
To the Guinea Pigs: My apologies, guys...she's read the book now and knows you weren't just checking each other for fleas. | To my mother: After I found out that you fibbed about hair growing in the palms of my hands I have gone a little over the top. Oh well...I think maybe you figured I would turn out to be a degenerate anyway. | To all of the ladies that have given me access to your private galleries: Thank you for helping to prove that my mother was so wrong. And thus far, I have not gone bald or completely lost my vision...but I am working on it. My insight was gone a long time ago. | To all the ladies that have closed the galleries: I have taken every one of you out of my will. There will be a lot more of this $178.52 to share with the more generous women of this forum. | I'll be back...I think another gallery just opened. Must be all that money or one of you found out that I did buy you the track suit and nice shoes afterall.|
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15 years ago
all out of mascara. same dress size as u, i think. i'll supply the baby oil. M, can bring the lippy. wish i still had long hair. . dear M, jean says shes comming. hope ur mum taught u to share. no hogging her all to urself.
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15 years ago
I will brink the mascara - not water proof so that it will run just as S likes it. T.O. has made some BIG promises so I will bring the props with me. M
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'I will brink the mascara - not water proof so that it will run just as S likes it. T.O. has made some BIG promises so I will bring the props with me. M Please please please please please can i watch? xxxxx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
You are a very clever - you & your lady chased me for months and I held back. Now I am running after you. Mmmm very clever - how do you do it? Vanilla Girl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes you may come & watch. But only for a short time - all who come must be active participants. Now if only the boys would actually tell me when this is all supposed to be happening??? Men - can they organize a root in a brothel. hehehehehehhehehehehehehexM
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15 years ago
dear M, will try to show that im not a guy who can give it, but cant take it.
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15 years ago
Dear D...Thanks for being a fantastic playmate for the last 2mths, can safely state it has been some of the best sex I've had in a long time...However thanks for only just now telling me you a girlfriend who is soon to be returning home from Europe...hmmm...guess this fact was a waste of time to be stating up front! You say it was all a surprise and she's returning home early....well dickwad here's another surprise for you... I"M PREGNANT! ............................................................................................................... JOKES not preggers but it gave me a giggle to make your heart stop even just for a few seconds!...no time for bullshit!Dear everyone else.... Cheers for the giggles on here even when most subject get way off track and then claws come out...lmao...makes for an interesting read most days
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15 years ago
Dear M, . I repeat, you need a bag lady. Does carrying something constitute active participation? . Dear J... za, . You know that camera? I can use it already. Take S up on the damn offer will you? I'll bring a T-style machine along and I'm sure there'll be someone hanging around to demonstrate how to use it. Hurry up and unpack your sh*t. . Dear Boss Man, . Where's my freaking job??? . Dear A, . You're quiet. Where's that vintage red??? . Dear Y, . Still Yum. . . . Flirty xxx
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15 years ago
I suggest you think carefully before you make that statement on the night. PMSL (wink wink S)M
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15 years ago
Damn…turned out another gallery was closed. Oh well…she’s out of the will too. | J…looks like you’re in. I will make sure the track suit and nice shoes match the beanie. We can go shopping for accessories later…something to match your earrings. | A…be nice. We have not even started contract negotiations yet and the only reason I am up tonight is to practise my Japanese. | N…brave hat and a flower are a good look. I’ll keep hoping and quit helping you shoot me in the foot. | Uh-oh, now I know there is another gallery open. Almost time for bed, but maybe I will get creative and edit a movie or something before I fall over on the desk. Naaa, too messy for this time of night and I still have a couple of calls to make. Business keeps me chasing that damn horse as always even if I turn green trying to keep up. | Oh yeah…sorry again, Mom. We can blame all this on his belly flop into the gene pool.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear M,Riding through the Nasho at midnight with you squirming on the back of my bike rubbing that magnificently tight and damped pie on my arse and gel seat sounds like fun... but I think I'll pack a sea sponge and some japanese bondage rope so you don't slip off near Lady Carrington Dr. :pDear T.O.,I have a hunch you better brace yourself. :pHugsS
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15 years ago
this looks like fun!Dear A. I know you like me...but i just dont feel the same...and you have bad breath. Sorry.Dear B. Miss me? lol.Dear C. You are so full of shit...and obviously thought I wouldnt notice. Guess what? I noticed.Dear D. Miss you.Dear E. One day everyone will know the truth.Dear F. It's been lovely to talk with you..cant wait to meet!Now Meeks....can i get some sort of photographic evidence of the naked oiled boy on boy wrestling please?(I just scrolled back and cant see where i read about that? Maybe its just wishful thinking?...sigh)JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
hope u've got a side-car on that bike. to carry all the accessories.
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear GP's,I know YOU weren't checking for fleas, those very round tummies are a bit of a give away. Guess I moved little boy out too late. Oopsiesxxyour owner who was trying to downsize the population.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear M,That reminds me.... just thought I would mention that I haven't actually got a sidecar... so what you cannot carry in your hands or pockets you will have to wear in public..... or conceal somewhere in your ... I mean somewhere appropriate.... for recovery at a convenient time. HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear N, You are beautiful, funny, and a fabulous person dont let the bastards get you down . Dear I, Yes I know who you are and what you have done - that was down right low . Dear FB, Thanks for always being there for me even when I have been an idiot. I couldnt have asked for more in my life. . Dear S, Thanks for partying with me, inviting me along on weekends away (sorry cant make Canberra this weekend but please do have fun ) and helping me make one young man very happy . Dear G, C, and the various M's, Sorry guys I dont just do oral anymmore and if you want me dont just call when you are horny consider talking to me at other times too . Dear T Wow! and Thankyou for everything . Dear V & B Sorry I ahve been such a bitch. Hope all is well with you . Dear C2 hehe told you so!!!!! . Hmmm youre right I do feel better . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
To: | That really gorgeous blonde with the great smile and killer laugh that rocked up nearly an hour late after I had given up and had "a few" double scotches and was about to go play cards at the casino before going back to the Executive Suite at the Towers. | It was nice of me, as you said...to have a few drinks with you too and the night didn't turn out so bad afterall. I just wish I could remember your name...but damn, I did wait and don't normally drink that much. | Anyway...I still have your panties and one of your shoes. Send me a note and I will post them back to you. I am still not sure how your silk stockings and garter belt ended up on the flag pole out front...but you will have to talk to the hotel folks about that if you still want them back. Hope they weren't too expensive but damn, I think the looked nice...didn't I? | You probably already smoked the Cohiba you put in your handbag...but can I please get my cuff links back? | Thanks.
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15 years ago
Dear M2 I know we are work colleagues but that does not give you a right to stand me up especially when you have been begging me for weeks to have dinner and drinks with you...oh and calling me 2 hours after we were supposed to meet and apologise does not make it any better...I dont care what your excuse is...call me BEFORE you need to cancel not after the fact....you wont be getting a second chance...I have to work with you but I choose not to socialise with you . Kisses Focus
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15 years ago
If you remember her name can I get her number? xx Sarah
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15 years ago
Where are you? Are you ever going to come out to play? xxxM
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15 years ago
lolz.... I love it.... with all the initials... we're moved into the double figures..... dear M(25)... No, as I said before, will not wear a rubber chicken suit and "hatch" you. Hugs Stalky
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15 years ago
To: CNG | Well, since it seems it was not you...if I remember her name or she sends back my cuff links, we can share. She might be a bit shy now though...imagine trying to explain to the gynecologist how in the hell the cuff links got "there" in the first place? | | I actually have her number. I will give it to you if you say please...or beg.
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15 years ago
Can I be the meat in your sandwich?? We could be SMS? Or SSM? xxM (1)
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15 years ago
Can you two put some of this stuff up on youtube? Talk talk talk.... | ...JFDI
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15 years ago
To all the childish indecisive girls that have fucked me around - Fuck u, fuck u and fuck you.Dear Miss T - can't wait, loud and pround:PDear Miss P - Great, funny night, even if.... well u knowDear Miss C - miscommunication... but def looking forward to itDear Miss C2- i don't drink coffee, but i'm happy to meet youDear Miss L - warm and bubbly awaits
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RHP User
15 years ago
No I will not go myself on cam for you, but watching you bend over and lick pre-cum from your own knob was fucking impressive
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15 years ago
thanks for bringing those blue shorts around today. I hope they didn't get too much oil on them. It's a ood thing it was a lovely day for laundering the things that got...messy. Hope you went well. Chat soon, yeah?xxxM
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15 years ago
Dear S (HD) My friendship is always here for you...I know things are tough right now but I will always be the one here to listen and console...my answers might not always be the ones you want to hear but I did promise to be honest with you and we both know I just ask the tough questions to get you to think more about your actions. . Kisses Focus
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15 years ago
Dear M,Anytime! But next time we've got to book the mirror room..... so you can see what s(2) is getting up to while your back is turned. :p It's hard to explain... so come on over and I'll show you. :pHugsS
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15 years ago
Dear CM,It's a pity you live so far away as I've got a penchant for corrupting straight 45 year old virgins. True, the calling isn't going to make my fortune, but the bible says we all have a gift.... and that one is particularly mine... so when you're ready .... call in a specialist. :pHugsS
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15 years ago
Dear A- G Thanks for confirming my self fulfilling prophecy that your'e all the same. No really, I love it when you don't respect me or yourselves enough to say what you think people want to hear rather than the truth, especially when I ask you for it. I have plenty of time to waste and love not knowing what's going on when I'm attracted to someone. Seriously, being made a fool of is what I live for. Doom on you. Dear L - for a 45yr old woman, despite physical beauty, you are an emotional coward and a child, and now having learnt every single thing you described to me about you and your life and history was a lie, I'd have to say my friends forensic psychological assessment of you is accurate - borderline personality and narcissistic personality disorder.. saddest part is you probably think you're normal you crazy bitch. I pity your children and your ex husband, no wonder he kicked you out you cheating cow. I guess the new guy was an easier mark than me but thats your M.O really isn't it. he'll no doubt be gone in 3 months too once he gets too close and starts seeing through you like I did... how you run a successful video editing business I have no idea but my sincerest wish for you is more suffering than you can handle, because it'll be a catalyst for change. Fuck you and die you loony. Dear H-Z minus L - I'm sorry, some of you aren't my type, deal with it. Just like i'm not yours. That prince you're looking for married princess Mary, so its time to come on back to reality and start looking at the real men around you because this little ideal of yours is smoke and mirrors created by Cleo and Cosmo. Leave your checklists at home, get real about what you can attract (I'm sorry but if you're a 5 asking for an 11 jsut aint right)..and lets all get along shall we? yay for us. Happy Un PC Day.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky'It's a pity you live so far away as I've got a penchant for corrupting straight 45 year old virgins. True, the calling isn't going to make my fortune, but the bible says we all have a gift.... | Dear Sleepless in Sydney, | Nice try, but I have been around a few that are dead ringers for Angelina Jolie pull up their mini-skirt and say "surprise" try to corrupt me, and if that didn't do it well, sorry...but I will watch you use the Epilady to rip the hair off your legs? I have a high pain tolerance...especially if it's not mine. | It does seem however, coach...that you now have 4 out of 5 players on your mixed league basketball team which should keep you busy enough to keep your mind occupied elsewhere. Looks like M is playing pivot, you and god knows who else are the strong forwards and post. A random female now and then seems to comes in off the bench to play inside guard so...I will volunteer to take the point if you want to move up the league ladder. My jersey will always be a dark blue although the number changes every year...and most likely I will have at least one hand free to take the movies. Andy Warhol did say we all get to be famous... | ....for at least 15 mintues, right?
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15 years ago
Need a hug?? / Kisses Focus
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15 years ago
Dear CMPoor Angelina... but I ain't no lady, honeyspot.... :)Also, you better set aside at least an hour and you'll need both hands. :pHugsS
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15 years ago
I read the rulebook...in fact, for this sport which is one of those quirky team things played by individuals, I wrote my own version. Of course if we stick to the rules...we might set aside 2 hours. It usually takes a bit longer for hot chicks that are not tall to regain consciousness, right? | As for the rest, I know which way the arrows point in my bow and there ain't no chance that... | ...I need to be recycled. ♺ | | What about rugby? Brute force and ignorance is sometimes a bit of fun?
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15 years ago
LOL Focus, as long as you're mentally stable and don't want to put whipped cream somewhere it shouldn't ought to go :)
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15 years ago
I cant find pround in the oxford dictionary ?? so for miss T im hoping it's... i cant wait, loud and proud :p XX Quoting 'Tomoln'To all the childish indecisive girls that have fucked me around - Fuck u, fuck u and fuck you.Dear Miss T - can't wait, loud and pround:PDear Miss P - Great, funny night, even if.... well u knowDear Miss C - miscommunication... but def looking forward to itDear Miss C2- i don't drink coffee, but i'm happy to meet youDear Miss L - warm and bubbly awaits
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15 years ago
HA Ha this is like Days Of Our Lives Dont watch it cause its shit, but it's still on TV ?? I love your joke! would of loved to seen his face HA HA Fucking funny ,Wanna be friends i love a chic with a sense of humour Quoting 'Kelly78'Dear D...Thanks for being a fantastic playmate for the last 2mths, can safely state it has been some of the best sex I've had in a long time...However thanks for only just now telling me you a girlfriend who is soon to be returning home from Europe...hmmm...guess this fact was a waste of time to be stating up front! You say it was all a surprise and she's returning home early....well dickwad here's another surprise for you... I"M PREGNANT! ............................................................................................................... JOKES not preggers but it gave me a giggle to make your heart stop even just for a few seconds!...no time for bullshit!Dear everyone else.... Cheers for the giggles on here even when most subject get way off track and then claws come out...lmao...makes for an interesting read most days
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15 years ago
Dear S(2),Well it's been a big weekend what with mardi gras and everything and I'm sure I almost wore the corners off it.... but there were no memorable armpits to speak of. Seriously. How an you be so cruel to continue torturing me by denial like this. You know what I want. :pHugsS
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15 years ago
Dear Miss F,Your flirt really made my day, and I've enjoyed exchanging messages and banter with you on the forums. So thank you.Dear Miss F(2), Miss M, Miss T, Mr S, Mr CM and quite a few others,Although I have only been in contact with a few of you, you've all made my RHP experience very enjoyable thus far.
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15 years ago
well thanks Miss P for making my shit weekend even shittier, don't waste my fucking timeDear Miss T - i know u can restore my faith in the female of the speciesDear Miss C & Miss L - i can only hope you don't destroy all Miss T's hard work
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15 years ago
hey there how are you , can i contact you trough here at all
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15 years ago
Dear S(1) I just LURVE watching you beg. Seriously can not get enough of that. Keep up the good work S(2). xx M(1) PS - I think you may have a potential S(3) above.
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15 years ago
Thank you for providing entertaining reading. And my apologies for making posts when I was unfamiliar with the rules, which seem to be, be polite, keep your opinions to yourself (unless you're a regular), do not call ppl names (unless you're a regular) and don't be irrelevant (ye, unless you're a regular).I have been on RHP for less than 2 weeks and am finding it hard going trying to work out all these unspoken rules by myself.....shoulda seen how long it took me to figure out whispers in chat....
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15 years ago
Quoting 'brisguy69007'LOL Focus, as long as you're mentally stable and don't want to put whipped cream somewhere it shouldn't ought to go :) As for my mental stability - baby there are drugs that can make most people stable at least some of the time..I do howevere promise to send you inappropriate messages all hours of the day and night, I wont take no for an answer, and for fun somenights I might just take a nice long walk - constantly past your house and place of work....is that stable enough for you??? . Kisses Focus
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15 years ago
Dear Cu...stomer, . I just wanted to say I really regret the tone in which I spoke to you when you came in the other day. Not because you didn't deserve it - you were rude not only to my co-worker but also to all our other customers who didn't feel the need to announce loudly and repeatedly that THEIR time was more important than YOURS - but because i've put up with a lot more from so many assholes with a sweet 'fuck you' smile for so many years now that it feels really dissatisfying to have ended that streak on you. . I could've done so much better. . xx Sarah . PS your inch-thick fuschia lipstick and chunky lumpy mascara set off your oompa-loompa-orange leathery skin and straw-like bleached hair perfectly. Great choice.
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15 years ago
Unfortunately some do not reliase when they are switching from discussing a subject to the person in unfavourable light. Quoting 'LilDevLish'Thank you for providing entertaining reading. And my apologies for making posts when I was unfamiliar with the rules, which seem to be, be polite, keep your opinions to yourself (unless you're a regular), do not call ppl names (unless you're a regular) and don't be irrelevant (ye, unless you're a regular).I have been on RHP for less than 2 weeks and am finding it hard going trying to work out all these unspoken rules by myself.....shoulda seen how long it took me to figure out whispers in chat....
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15 years ago
Quoting 'brisguy69007'LOL Focus, as long as you're mentally stable and don't want to put whipped cream somewhere it shouldn't ought to go :) FOCUS IS NOT MENTALLY STABLE...WITH OR WITHOUT DRUGS.
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15 years ago
I disappeared for a few days and in only a matter of minutes I've caught up on who is doing who and who has pissed off who.... such a useful forum. And sooo glad to not read about myself (I was a little worried). Guess I haven't pissed anyone off lately ! ... Dear RHP men, I'm going to the "vanilla" side for awhile so won't be available for your pleasure, use and abuse. In fact I've found a rather nice man on the other site. He bought me flowers (before we'd even met), has cooked dinner, always opens my car door and walks me to my car in the morning when I leave. I didn't think men like this existed anymore but it's nice to be shown that men can be courteous, polite, respectful AND good lovers ! I may just keep this one !! ...... Dear Girl Tuesday, I HIGHLY recommend you try the other site. At first it's hard to believe that nice men exist but after awhile you realise that you can be valued for the wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman you are. You deserve better than Mr J. Now go get him !!! ..... Hugs Miss Saturn
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Dear RHP men, I'm going to the "vanilla" side for awhile so won't be available for your pleasure, use and abuse. In fact I've found a rather nice man on the other site. He bought me flowers (before we'd even met), has cooked dinner, always opens my car door and walks me to my car in the morning when I leave. I didn't think men like this existed anymore but it's nice to be shown that men can be courteous, polite, respectful AND good lovers ! I may just keep this one !! ...... I wish you all the best with this new man and am so happy for you! Yes, sometimes we do have to kiss a few toads to get the prince...but....all those toads are good to meet at times as they teach us what we don't want and what we DO deserve! Much happiness to you both xox xFunlovingx
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Dear RHP men, I'm going to the "vanilla" side for awhile so won't be available for your pleasure, use and abuse. In fact I've found a rather nice man on the other site. He bought me flowers (before we'd even met), has cooked dinner, always opens my car door and walks me to my car in the morning when I leave. I didn't think men like this existed anymore but it's nice to be shown that men can be courteous, polite, respectful AND good lovers ! I may just keep this one !! Hugs Miss Saturn Seeya Miss S - I know a guy just like that and he's scary when he's not on his meds. . You'll be back mwahahaha
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15 years ago
Well I met a gentleman recently too! But I met him on the RHP forum. The first time we met he bought me drinks, the second time we met he picked me up and took me to a party and drove me home. And somewhere inbetween there he did the most wicked naughty things to me it still makes me blush to think about it. Was he a gentleman or not? Hehehehehe. xxxM(1)
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' the second time we met he picked me up and took me to a party and drove me home. Was he a gentleman or not? Hehehehehe. xxxM(1) Why is it that for some reason "Drove me Home" has some sort of... I dunno - naughty connotations from the mouths of some?
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15 years ago
I don't have a dirty mouth JG, maybe you have a dirty mind. ;) But I can see how you would have made that mistake. Yes he drove me home - good and hard more than once. LOL. Then he drove me back to my place. I guess he just likes to drive the M(1). xxM
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'I don't have a dirty mouth JG, maybe you have a dirty mind. ;) But I can see how you would have made that mistake. Yes he drove me home - good and hard more than once. LOL. Then he drove me back to my place. I guess he just likes to drive the M(1). xxM... Was he wearing driving gloves???
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Well I met a gentleman recently too! But I met him on the RHP forum. The first time we met he bought me drinks, the second time we met he picked me up and took me to a party and drove me home. And somewhere inbetween there he did the most wicked naughty things to me it still makes me blush to think about it. Was he a gentleman or not? Hehehehehe. xxxM(1) Dear M (1) > Awww damn...so it wasn't Stalky...as this gentleman drove you home as opposed to Stalky would've ridden you home! xFunlovingx
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15 years ago
Gawd. Youse are all too funny, all you all. I just sprayed my computer with coffee. :p Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Quoting 'Meeka100'Well I met a gentleman recently too! But I met him on the RHP forum. The first time we met he bought me drinks, the second time we met he picked me up and took me to a party and drove me home. And somewhere inbetween there he did the most wicked naughty things to me it still makes me blush to think about it. Was he a gentleman or not? Hehehehehe. xxxM(1) Dear M (1) > Awww damn...so it wasn't Stalky...as this gentleman drove you home as opposed to Stalky would've ridden you home! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear LNot sure what we have going on but I like it.. You're always lots of funDear C wtf really we talk at least once a day for 3 months and then you just delete me off facebookFUCK YOU
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear all ... You misunderstood my last "letter". I'm not leaving RHP. Just locking the pussy gate ! I'll still be around the forums and occasionally in chat. Who knows... maybe I'll eventually convince Mr Gentleman to cam... perhaps that's just wishful thinking ! On second thoughts I think it's best he doesn't know about this site or my nice girl reputation will be shattered. Hugs, Sleep-deprived Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear MS, | Just make sure to keep the gate shut and read the book. Hopefully there won't be any surprises and god forbid you do the tango to any song ever written by Barry Manilow! Good luck... | ...and be well. | Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Just locking the pussy gate...on second thoughts I think it's best he doesn't know about this site or my nice girl reputation will be shattered.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear Nurse Suzy,If I knew you were going to use the thermometer as an anal probe, I would not have let you stick it in my mouth.Dear Cook Cathy,Did not expect your undies to be part of the diet. Firstly, vinyl is not edible and secondly they are desperately in need of a good wash.Dear Tall Teresa,You don't really need to wear ultra high stilettos as not only do they make your walking unstable, but you're also very accident prone and my sad scrotum is going to take another fortnight to heal.Dear Transvestite Terry,You do need to shave more often as the beard is a giveaway. The other point is that those extra skimpy feminine G strings do not hide your raging erections. Particularly when 'Willy' spends more time out than in on the dance floor.Dear Redhead Rhonda,I'm not sure nudism is your forte as your over exposed and blistering labia is certainly going to inhibit your fun times.Dear Fetish Fiona,Its sad that your vagina can't find a matching size penis, though your fertility must be remarkable, having given birth to a dozen kids and they've all been conceived while fisting????
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear males....please try and meet with an open mind, my posts here show a tiny wee bit of who I am,what ever fantasy you have had running around in your head is your doing, not mine..Dear A,if you wish to see me only when you are horny, at ridiculous hours, at least have the courtesy to stay in touch in between times..Dear P,congratulations on your wedding.Thanks for being such a convincing liar before, during and after your happy event.(no, I dont care care that she is a frigid bitch).Dear young ones,no, you are not the one who is going to change my mind, Yes, age is just a number and I know the numbers I like.Do your mothers know that you are up so late on an adult site?Sending a message with "so wots up, im bored" is not going to get a response from me."thanks for nothing old mole / granny" is getting pretty old...Dear miss b,when is the next Melb meet & greet night?.wow, that feels a little better
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey curious new girl.........I have no idea what your customer did to wobble your tight rope, but I love your description of her !!!! Great visual. LOLps where do you work? Is it an essential service ? Am i likely to stray in there unsuspectingly ????? and if i ever did what time of day / or day is it best to enter your domain....with or without fuscia lipstick and survive LOLbut then Im not a rude son of a bitch.....I can be...but never a son, b and anger is never good for your future.Miss Ruby......Im thinking a dinner party soon is needed ...more pics to be taken.....and DRINKS is on SAT APRIL 9th at RED BENNIES in chapel street......yes I will repost it more obviously ....again lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
can i contact you through here or not please let me know as i am sure i i have sent you a message
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RHP User
15 years ago
Earth to Shadow1966 - Your message is breaking up... who are you talking to ?.......... Over and out.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'LilDevLish'Thank you for providing entertaining reading. And my apologies for making posts when I was unfamiliar with the rules, which seem to be, be polite, keep your opinions to yourself (unless you're a regular), do not call ppl names (unless you're a regular) and don't be irrelevant (ye, unless you're a regular).I have been on RHP for less than 2 weeks and am finding it hard going trying to work out all these unspoken rules by myself.....shoulda seen how long it took me to figure out whispers in chat.... dear L fuck the rules hun...they are made to be broken be yourself and screw the rest roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear F.Why cant I stop singing Rebel Yell??More!, More!, More!!Phwoar!JMO..BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
beginning to think this site is a waste of time,,been on here for a while now,,all i get is flirts and the ones who can message you ,just want to play silly games,,where are the genuine people on here?cmon guys an girlsz
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'brisguy69007'LOL Focus, as long as you're mentally stable and don't want to put whipped cream somewhere it shouldn't ought to go :) FOCUS IS NOT MENTALLY STABLE...WITH OR WITHOUT DRUGS. but im mentally stable...most of the time will i do???....plus i hate whipped cream roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Very difficult to get in contact with anyone on here Alvinpurple, due to circumstances i can't be more than a guest. Would love to get in touch with some of the sexy people on here ( you included ) but can't. Why don't they have a chat room for guests to talk, we could get more contact then. Dee
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RHP User
15 years ago
look at other forum ,,getting naked or greys lane ,,i have replied in ,,an my no is there too hi den.
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear wife of a swinging couple,You asked straight out if I would shag your hubby behind your back. I said I would. If he wants a bit, thats his lie to you, not mine. I will not pause the proceedings to ask if he has ok'ed it with you, or call you to make sure its ok. I did find it amusing you asked this before I've met either of you, without seeing if he is doable and without getting the chance to say he smokes, and is therefore not on my 'to do' list. Blocking me in chat and the social networking site is funny, when you are still looking at my profile on the dating site. ~*~Dear husband of said swinging couple,You know the wife is only swinging to keep you happy, yeah?ps. husband of the swinging couple, Why did you try to re-add me to chat? wifey out for the day was she?~*~Dear married/attached men,Yes, if you come sniffing around fill my selection criteria, I will suck or fuck you.And send you back home. I don't want to KEEP you for heavens sake! If *your* wife finds out, I am not lying for you. ~*~Dear wives/girl friends, I will fuck your significant other if he comes looking for a bit AND fits my selection criteria. But you can have him back. I don't want to keep him. Mostly they just want a woman who is is the mood and that they can talk to about you. ~*~Dear Single guys,I'd like to keep one, or two, of you handy to be on call. (Thats handy, not in my face 24/7)I don't want to be your bloody girlfriend, or be a proven breeder though. Sex, movies, drives...and intelligent conversation is what I want. Oh, and my back washed in the shower or ...well...you can ask. ~*~Dear prospective fucks,Just coz I talk about a hell of a lot of guys, doesn't mean I've s/fucked them all. The guys I talk to are my social life. They get my time from 9am to 5pm Monday to Friday as a rule. Barring public holidays of course. Coz you know, they are mostly married and at work. This leaves me with 7 nights a week to do my own thing in, and at least 2 days a week. which is the reason a single guy would be great. BTW, I dont have any female friends to join in. If I did, I wouldn't be sharing them with you.~*~Dear D,Good luck and stay safe over there. see you in a couple of weeks. ~*~Dear other D,Loved the sore tummy muscles. mmmm...~*~ Dear NI sooooo stalked you in the SNS. ~*~Dear..um..whatever you name is,A silence of two months is NOT going to get you laid as soon as you ask. Can I at least meet you first? For coffee maybe...out of the house? Or hey, here's a novel idea...how about a picture?~*~Dear Other GWhere are you? You missed this months fuck.~*~Dear A,Did you not get my email about the key?~*~Dear Self, SFTU and stop moping about having no company tonight. xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear Penis stop thinking for me all the time and let me get myself in trouble for a change regards Andy xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
The teasing was fun for a while but now it's a torment. Promise I don't want to keep you or strip away any of your precious self-loathing, either come back and play again or leave me in peace so I can forget about your delicious bits already! xx S(78)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear my next-door-neighbours . Quit being screaming swearing nutjobs, willya? No, I'm not buying your 'daughter's got ADD' story. You know I can hear everything, right? Your husband is the one that jumps immediately into full psycho strength screaming and keeps it up for 2 hours at a time. . He's scaring my kids and it's pissing me off. If you don't fucking medicate him or something or I'm calling your real estate agency. Again. . S.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Stop over-analysing everything...quit thinking with your big head and let the penis take over...you know you want to. lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' Dear my next-door-neighbours . Quit being screaming swearing nutjobs, willya? No, I'm not buying your 'daughter's got ADD' story. You know I can hear everything, right? Your husband is the one that jumps immediately into full psycho strength screaming and keeps it up for 2 hours at a time. . He's scaring my kids and it's pissing me off. If you don't fucking medicate him or something or I'm calling your real estate agency. Again. . S. 'cept it's the mother who does all the yelling....and swearing!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' Dear my next-door-neighbours . Quit being screaming swearing nutjobs, willya? No, I'm not buying your 'daughter's got ADD' story. You know I can hear everything, right? Your husband is the one that jumps immediately into full psycho strength screaming and keeps it up for 2 hours at a time. . He's scaring my kids and it's pissing me off. If you don't fucking medicate him or something or I'm calling your real estate agency. Again. . S. 'cept it's the mother who does all the yelling....and swearing! So you are my new neighbour?????
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Dear healthy red blooded women on RHP thank you soooooo much for making me feel normal for the 1st time in my life. If we are freaks, let's be freaks together xx Cheers, Chilli xx It's so nice to be in the company of likeminded freaks! xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' Dear my next-door-neighbours . Quit being screaming swearing nutjobs, willya? No, I'm not buying your 'daughter's got ADD' story. You know I can hear everything, right? Your husband is the one that jumps immediately into full psycho strength screaming and keeps it up for 2 hours at a time. . He's scaring my kids and it's pissing me off. If you don't fucking medicate him or something or I'm calling your real estate agency. Again. . S. 'cept it's the mother who does all the yelling....and swearing! So you are my new neighbour????? ....busted! Yep, I'm just a short 3000km stroll away :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear K.So Freecycle Launceston isn't working for you like Melbourne did? Well, sorry about that. ..........Ok, you're right, I'm not. I don't run Melb, so its going to be different, isn't it? Not changing Launcestons formula to suit you either.xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear 'brissy bitches that stood me up' - Seriously, 5 star hotel, spa, pool, sauna, hrs with me and toys, all u had to do was turn up. FUDear Miss C: The one i did meet for coffee, u are a lovely, sweet girl, its a shame you are exactly like my ex :(. all the bestDear Miss T: Fuckin well, fuckin hell :). that was the best morning i've had for a helluva long time, lunchtime, not so much :P, i'll pick up my toy next time, do me a favour, don't use it with anyone else.Dear swingers club: Had a great nite, hope to be invited again next time i'm down.Dear pair in club : U asked me to play as i was leaving, i said ok, then u ran away. lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear B < I have given you 3 chances now and quite basically you are really crap in bed! I won't be going there again, so please save your texts and begging...AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN! > Dear A < You are in Qld and I am in Vic...you are 24 and I am 50...seriously, a relationship will NOT work! I enjoyed the sex and especially the anal sex.....mmmm and oh boy can you go down on a woman, but you were just a sex thing while you were here! I am NOT looking for a relationship. I'm sorry! < Dear N < 2 Fucks in 3 years does not constitute for a regular FB and I will not wait another 3 years till your single again...your time is up...you are the weakest link! Bye Bye! < Dear Self < If a man doesn't satisfy you, have the guts to speak up and especially stop being so soft hearted and let them back again! If they are shit the first time...they will NOT change! Wake up to yourself! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Dear Self < If a man doesn't satisfy you, have the guts to speak up and especially stop being so soft hearted and let them back again! If they are shit the first time...they will NOT change! Wake up to yourself! xFunlovingx tell em!
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RHP User
15 years ago
who are you people talking to?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear B... stop sending me the same damn message with your spooky serial killer looking face pic, I'm not interested AT ALL!! . . . Dear D.... Ohhh you make my mind sooo wet and get me wanting to be a bad bad bad girl but you live so far away . Fuck I want you xoxo . . Dear C .... You were never ever on my friends list, I rejected your requests, and thank gawd too. Talk about flogging that poor dead horse sheesh. Get over yourself!! . . Dear private chat requesters.... For gawds sake read my DAMN profile, if you keep requesting it over and over without a msg first I'll get on there, but it won't be fkn pretty let me tell you grrrrrrr ....and only god will help you if you already have your dick in your hand!!! . . ahhhh gee that feels better
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'AdventureTime' who are you people talking to? lol...we are all talking to those in our lives who need telling...but for some reason or another...we havent or cant or wont tell THEM.If they have half a brain..they will know who they are though...LOL!Oh...and some are chatting amongst themselves...in deliberately obvious code...hahahhahha!JMO...BJxxx
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