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Anything and everything!
January 24 2013
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RHP User
11 years ago
I am absolutely stunned! I can't believe it. Well done to the boys but the last 3 were robbed. ESP Michael & Carlene. That buyer got a bargain! And yes, I doubt we have heard the last of D&D's complaining....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just came across a couples profile that says he is 51 and she is 44. However when reading further it says: "PLEASE READ CAREFULLY" Hi. We're a couple (M 44, F 38) from (...) seeking other fun people.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Area 51 and 44 is only 2 away from the answer too the universe.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I asked, thinking they may be fibbing about their ages a little, and got a lovely response saying it was a genuine oversight.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Google "21 times you were lied to by a thumbnail". I especially loved the first one.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Q, this reminded me of you: "One of the world's oldest women has had to lie about her age in order to activate a Facebook account. Anna Stoehr, 114, of Minnesota decided recently to create a Facebook account but she faced a hitch along the way. Facebook requires users to select an age between 13 and 99, with Ms Stoehr 15 years too old to accurately put in her 1900 date of birth.Ms Stoehr had no option but to shave 15 years off her age but, not content with the lie, she typed a letter to Facebook's founder Mark Zuckerberg. "I'm still here," she wrote. With the help of a Verizon sales representative Joseph Ramireza, who sold a smartphone to Ms Stoehr's 85-year-old son, the 114-year-old now uses email, Google and Facebook."I realised (her son) was 85 years young and I was astounded," Mr Ramireza said. "I asked, 'How old's your mother?'" Mr Ramireza has now struck up a close friendship with Ms Stoehr, and she now regularly uses FaceTime on her iPad to chat with people around the world."
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RHP User
11 years ago
What an old winger:-) ...and so not on trend..who engages with fb these days:-) xxQhipster
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RHP User
11 years ago
1214 friends an rhp record ?xxQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yes, I believe so. Kudos to him.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Depends on how many of them are still active.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' I asked, thinking they may be fibbing about their ages a little, and got a lovely response saying it was a genuine oversight. Yay
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RHP User
11 years ago
I hope you are all safe and well after the devastation last night xxQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
I must say, you don't do sarcasm very well.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I live right where it hit hardest and was seriously worried about my aviary collapsing. The scariest bit was when I heard it rain against my window, since it is covered by at least three meters of roofing. It was raining horizontally! My dogs are still upset, though my birds appeared totally unfazed and are singing this morning.
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RHP User
11 years ago
My train station completely flooded and so did my friend's house. Hope everyone is ok!
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RHP User
11 years ago
So, if I'm no longer the answer to life, the universe and everything, am I now the question?
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RHP User
11 years ago
just questionable :-) many happy birthdays to you.and I hope you have more than a little fun hugs xxQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Peachy, I know, isn't it great?! I must say, you don't do sarcasm very well.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You must be, since you don't answer to anyone.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Happy birthday Funlover. Hope you have a stupendously awesome day. :)
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71' So, if I'm no longer the answer to life, the universe and everything, am I now the question? Absolute chaos. Happy birthday Fun, Tara blows a kiss. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Now, which two ladies wish to help me celebrate. Anybody?......... One lady?............a dirty text message.........a clean text message?.........a prank call?........hello!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
will turn you into a cup cake Fun:-) xxxQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
.☆。★。☆。★ .。☆。★。☆。 .★。＼｜／。★ Happy Birthday! .★。／｜＼。★ .。☆。★。☆。 .★。☆。★。☆
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RHP User
11 years ago
PAINTME IS BACK! Let the good times roll.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Paintme, I missed you.
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RHP User
11 years ago
lubs yas lots.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think that many years ago I may have lived in the same nowhere place:-) xxQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
You've been missed! And shells, what a lovely post. X
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madotara69
11 years ago
Speaking of beautiful, Paint Me, do you mind if we skip past the formalities. Other than a mention to the grand poobahs up there above in the flash offices, probably even have a fancy espresso machine with all that coin we enjoy spending. To the point, just because Paint Me has now buggered me at least with capitals, instant posting would be appreciated, so we can get back with taking advantage of the moments and beg her, charm her, write words of poetry about how bloody gorgeous she is, anything and everything to persuade for even just a momentary glimpse, of those wonderful boobies, that have been calming men, calling men and, well.... probably even training the fellows to behave, certainly happy any how. Sorry, some of the ladies here too, may find the comforting delight of warmth and fuzzyness. That is of course if ?.... Paint Me is happy to show us her boobies, but it would be a bit anti-social and without spirit not too at least ask. Mado Tara xxxoooxxx.
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RHP User
11 years ago
My entire "Do your pictures say a thousand words?" forum was deleted. That sucks. I wanted to address the silly rumour on my forum that burlesque queen Agatha Frisky is on this site. I thought I'd ask her directly, and she has empathically stated it's not her and that her pics have been used for different things by others over time.So there, mystery solved. Carry on.
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RHP User
11 years ago
RHP just asked me to report the profile with fake pics, and I have. Its up to them now. This was another public service announcement. Have a great Sunday.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Your words are music to my soul and your compliments a little dance in my heart.You'll be happy to hear we are no taking music lessons and playing the bongos make the boobies jiggle all over the place. But I'll leave the vision up to your imagination. No pics for now. :-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' RHP just asked me to report the profile with fake pics, and I have Aren't there loads on here?
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MsJonesy
11 years ago
Quoting 'Cuckle_shells' as a family and our child said that McDonalds has a secret menu and one of the items is a McGangbang. I had to ask my child to repeat it twice to make sure I heard it right.He said all the kids at school are talking about it. When he repeated the conversation to my partner the look on his face just cracked me up. So there you go you can get a gangbang from McDonalds. Shells. That explains the special sauce!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I meant the one with Miss Agatha's pics.
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's real... "The McGangBang: a McChicken Sandwich Inside a Double Cheeseburger."
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RHP User
11 years ago
The McGangBang ranks up there in the holy pantheon of WTF. It's a sandwich made from a double cheeseburger and a McChicken sandwich — where you put an entire McChicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger. It's a creative manipulation of existing menu items, and an exercise in frugality: taking two items off of the Dollar Menu and creating an entirely new sandwich for a total of $2.16. Truly, it's a sandwich that's more than the sum of its parts. The naming, of course, is somewhat obscene — "gangbang" is defined as "sexual intercourse with multiple partners in turn or at the same time." It's illicit in more ways than one — chicken and beef most definitely make for an unnatural pairing.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'PaintMeHappy' Your words are music to my soul and your compliments a little dance in my heart.You'll be happy to hear we are no taking music lessons and playing the bongos make the boobies jiggle all over the place. But I'll leave the vision up to your imagination. No pics for now. :-) We? paint me, well this is exciting and would enjoy more talk of your bongos. Though the chat above has reminded me of a Turducken sandwich, cranberry, avocado and Swiss chesse. Washed down with a cock sucking cowgirl, leading on for a slow and comfortable screw up against the wall.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Comrades, a sad day for us all upon the passing of the great man but also one to remember the astounding achievements which he made in such a short time in power. Universal health care scheme, free tertiary education, land rights for indiginous Australians, no fault divorces and child support, consumer protection reform, immigration reform and the end of our involvement in Vietnam. Thank you, Gough, for changing Australia and my life for the better.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'kissk' Quoting 'Cuckle_shells' as a family and our child said that McDonalds has a secret menu and one of the items is a McGangbang. I had to ask my child to repeat it twice to make sure I heard it right.He said all the kids at school are talking about it. When he repeated the conversation to my partner the look on his face just cracked me up. So there you go you can get a gangbang from McDonalds. Shells. That explains the special sauce! As soon as I saw it shells I had to go and google it. lol
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Smilingwithfun
11 years ago
It was Harold Holt who changed the immigration laws regarding the White Australia Policy. Menzies changed the uni system to allow scholarships to well performing grade 12 students. Whitlam brought in welfare measures which started us down the road from self-reliance to a welfare state. There was the Kemlani Loans Affair. The rorting of the senate in the Gair saga. Inflation was the highest it had ever been in Australia's history. Unemployment went to a post war high. Yes he did end the Vietnam War, but who can forget the sad sight of returning Australian troops be spat & abused as they returned home. And when he was voted out it was by the biggest losing margin ever. Just setting the ledger straight.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm with you simple needs, the man was a visionary and a proud intellectual. His short time in office made Australia a fairer and a better place. I have truly benefited from the reforms he enacted. Wish we had more like him now, politicians of his calibre and dignity don't even exist anymore.
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RHP User
11 years ago
how euphoric we all felt when Gough was elected.. Yes he brought the troops home from Vietnam... It was a very unpopular war.Young men were in a lottery for their lives.. When they turned twenty one ,one in three were chosen for National Service..they were compelled to fight.. Many returned broken... Yes he enacted educational reforms...it is daft to think that scholarships were the same as the free access to tertiary education that followed....adults could return to study...something that hadn't happened very often before.........Gough was a visionary,it is only the mean spirited that can't see that....he pushed through a social reform agenda that still impacts on our lives today...I was priledged to hear him speak once..outside of the Melbourne Town Hall,he was indeed a mesmerising and inspirational orator. Vale Gough indeed.
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Smilingwithfun
11 years ago
As Malcolm Turnbull said "He will be given credit I imagine for many things that were equally or perhaps even entirely the achievement of others" If mean spirited is pointing out the facts then so be it.
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RHP User
11 years ago
This forum has changed my mind about Australian politics said no one ever.
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RHP User
11 years ago
The "90% of newbies profiles are fake" forum has been deleted. No so kudos then, mods.
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Smilingwithfun
11 years ago
Why close it down?
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RHP User
11 years ago
RHP does not care for being reminded of their past indiscretions.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Past indescretions...? Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Testing...1,2,3...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Testing...1,2,3...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Crap!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Crap!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Stop repeating everything I say!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Stop repeating everything I say!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm telling Mum!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm telling Mum!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm a dickhead!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
You're a dickhead!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Well, that at least stopped you!
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RHP User
11 years ago
My brother overseas was bored, so I decided to give him the Pirate Quest questions today to entertain him. Of course when putting the questions through Google he quickly came across the whole forum. Ooops.
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RHP User
11 years ago
That would have been interesting! But I suppose at least he wouldn't have been quite so bored all of a sudden!
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RHP User
11 years ago
That would have been interesting! But I suppose at least he wouldn't have been quite so bored all of a sudden!
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RHP User
11 years ago
He's back again!
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RHP User
11 years ago
He's back again!
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RHP User
11 years ago
How would you all feel about planning a meet and greet in Sydney in January? I'm thinking Saturday the 24th, as it will be a long weekend. Thoughts? Happy to organise/ help organising again.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' How would you all feel about planning a meet and greet in Sydney in January? I'm thinking Saturday the 24th, as it will be a long weekend. Thoughts? Happy to organise/ help organising again. Excellent idea. The location from the last January one was awesome.
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RHP User
11 years ago
seems most successful number of posts ive seen...??
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RHP User
11 years ago
Not sure, as several people said it was too loud?
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Tall74nHard9
11 years ago
Just a thought about the date...If you had concerns about the venue being too loud, then wouldn't the long weekend not really be a good date ?Town would be likely be overly crowded, and therefore pretty noisy no matter where you are then ?I appreciate it would be a handy time for people who may travel here, as it gives extra time to get out and about - but was just thinking about your other concern. Tall
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RHP User
11 years ago
My older son once said to me if it's too loud you're too old Just remember that you can't please all of the people all of the time but if you can please some of the people ........
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RHP User
11 years ago
Who has heard of the Church of the flying Spaghetti Monster? Seriously it is the funniest thing I have read in ages. It is worth a Google This is their prayer. Enjoy! Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. Ramen. Hail meatsauce, full of beef. The Spaghetti Monster is with you. Blessed are you among sauces, and blessed is the spice from your shaker. Heated meatsauce, monster of taste, pray for us non-pirates now and at the hour of our hunger. RAmen Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. RAmen.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Their idea of heaven is beer and strippers Hell is stale beer and women with STIs
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' How would you all feel about planning a meet and greet in Sydney in January? I'm thinking Saturday the 24th, as it will be a long weekend. Thoughts? Happy to organise/ help organising again. in Bali :(
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'ralf74' Quoting 'Meander' How would you all feel about planning a meet and greet in Sydney in January? I'm thinking Saturday the 24th, as it will be a long weekend. Thoughts? Happy to organise/ help organising again. in Bali :( But agreed Ralp that being in Bali was
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RHP User
11 years ago
Let's hear a few dates then!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Anal sex vocabulary.. ForbiddenLustfulEroticTightNaughtyCumRudeTastyDirtyYumOverratedUnderrated
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SensualAries' Anal sex vocabulary.. ForbiddenLustfulEroticTighNaughtyCumRudeTastyDirtyYumOverratedUnderrated
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RHP User
11 years ago
With my new profile :)
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Tall74nHard9
11 years ago
Quoting 'EuropianBliss' I'll scare the bejeezus out of people With my new profile :) Your profile isn't that bad - I thought you might have had a bit more 'bite' in it, knowing that you are bit of a kinkster.Do like the new piccies, though. You look ravishing - and would love to - mmmmmm ! Tall
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Tall74nHard9
11 years ago
It looks like not many people have caught on about your idea about the proposed M&G. Maybe a new topic posting to alert others that may not be checking out this particular posting any more ...? Your idea about the long weekend is good, as it gives interstaters appropriate time to get about, but as mentioned, it may also be pretty crowded around town as well at that time. Maybe if some of them check their forward schedules (like Ralf) there may be a consensus to be reached ? Just a thought .... A.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'EuropianBliss'Ill scare the bejeezus out of peopleWith my new profile :) Try me.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SensualAries' Anal sex vocabulary.. ForbiddenLustfulEroticTightNaughtyCumRudeTastyDirtyYumOverratedUnderrated You a beginner or something? You forgot DoucheCreampie Double12-inch strap-onProlapse
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'EuropianBliss'Ill scare the bejeezus out of peopleWith my new profile :) Try me. Which has been awakened through trusted friends. Its both exquisitely pleasurable and disturbingly frightening. Im still coming to terms with the emotions that are felt. I think I even scare my friends with whats inside me. Its only just emerging what I have. I know I sound like a nut case but Im not. I wouldnt have believed it either. Maybe I can practice on you Meander to see how far I can actually take you.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'EuropianBliss' With my new profile :) I was scared of the old one !
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
I love your new profile, intriguing and alluring are words that spring to mind.....😍
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Lovinit28' I love your new profile, intriguing and alluring are words that spring to mind.....😍 Quoting 'EuropianBliss' With my new profile :) alluring and inspiring,
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'SensualAries' Anal sex vocabulary.. ForbiddenLustfulEroticTightNaughtyCumRudeTastyDirtyYumOverratedUnderrated You a beginner or something? You forgot DoucheCreampie Double12-inch strap-onProlapse oh dear that sounds disarseterous
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RHP User
11 years ago
piss bugger bum shit pubic hairsomebody stole my maiden fairbut I don't give a bugger cause im in love with her motherpiss bugger bum shit pubic hair.... ok so what - I do remember things from year 7 high school....
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RHP User
11 years ago
And I quote the famous Scientist " Ormy Gilmour" (my yr 7 science teacher) "Latent heat is the heat required to bring about a change of state" As this may sound more fucking bizarre than funny - what was funny was reciting it to him without a lie 20years later when I ran into him in a in a niteclub in Newcastle at 3am....I can tell you I think he is still laughing with joy, I think...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'EuropianBliss'Ill scare the bejeezus out of people With my new profile :) Well nobody can say they weren't warned...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Why the Curious to know thread was shut down before anyone had posted but it still appears on the board taunting me:-)
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Tall74nHard9
11 years ago
Quoting 'Freya79' Why the Curious to know thread was shut down before anyone had posted but it still appears on the board taunting me:-) are you curious to know about the curious to know thread that was curiously shut down, and still curiously been shown as available ? Tall
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RHP User
11 years ago
Is the desire to pursue! Keep hitting the high lighted thread line in recent topics in the blind hope the blonde cutie will drop that bloody towel so I can see how such a harmless worded topic could get shut down before I got a chance to view it. . Can some one put me out of my misery and enlighten me on how it ran?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Canned before any posts appeared...Maybe the OP could re-word it and try again....xxFreys
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65' Is the desire to pursue! Keep hitting the high lighted thread line in recent topics in the blind hope the blonde cutie will drop that bloody towel so I can see how such a harmless worded topic could get shut down before I got a chance to view it. . Can some one put me out of my misery and enlighten me on how it ran? Ask the man who posted it?
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RHP User
11 years ago
I missed who it was from as it was already shut down.
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RHP User
11 years ago
It still shows up in the Dating and Meeting section of hot topics, it's by him_and_me.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Here's what's visible: Deciding to pursueHi all, I'm curious to know if you have decided against... Makes me wonder if the word "not" was mistakenly left out of the title? Still, I'd think they would have tried again.
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