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January 24 2013

fun

Figured we needed a thread where it is impossible to go off topic! Feel free to talk about whatever you want.........just like a conversation in real life!

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  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I blame the road fatigue... Freyas wings are lovely, as is her unicorn look (in joke for the brizvegas drinks night, sorry :) MisterGreen however... If you have no compassion for people and their thoughts, feelings and emotions, then why the hell be in this place ? Hence my comment to you to stay at home pulling the wings off flies. Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Lol Don't go listening to Bruno Mars!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Him_and_me, It's a fine line to tread... I bought a butt plug for a gf, we were living interstate, so phone sex was a staple at that time. We had been through the "I want you to do this"... And "oh yeah babe I'm gunna do that" stuff. She was so impatient to be "ready for me" that she rang me one morning to say that she'd loaded the batteries and was trying to stuff this thing into herself... I wanted to jump on a plane that second to help ! We got the thing fitted, and I suggested that she should drive to the shop to buy some milk 3:) hehe... 10 minutes later she's back on the phone... Seems that she was so horny and wired that she almost collided with a parked car at the shopping centre... And then she managed to destroy the bookcase that was in her garage... Bookcase = complete write off... Car = large dent in bumper !! All she could do was laugh, I was terrified ! I never sent her out in that state again !! So yes, too much sex can be a serious distraction, so maybe you should change the cd... :) Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I love you ;) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' 50zkool gone??FOXY Im not sure sometimes he has a little break I did note a little stress in one of his last posts...he seemed a little dejected.I know you'll be back the pull is strong.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    We can use the force to call him back as "50zjedi" Hp xo 💌 Because the force was always strong in that one...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    real life beckons

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Now don't you start mistress Freya ! Who's going to wield the paddle if you up, disappear and desert us ? Hp xo 💌 Lock the doors... Nobody is getting out !

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'paintme' Lol Don't go listening to Bruno Mars!! "Locked out of Heaven" is pretty apt for me at the moment

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I love a good BROMANCE of uncomplimated loooooooove!! (group hug)FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You need a new profile photo... That one is out of date and doesn't do you any justice!! 😊

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    fess up,that aint your bum...it is very nice to be sure butt you and I both know whose tatt that is

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Very nice....Tatt! Quoting 'Freya77'fess up,that aint your bum...it is very nice to be sure butt you and I both know whose tatt that is

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    hoping Manly's thread would be Manly...Manly, but it wasn'tmado

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Is it your tatt Freya??

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    wish my butt looked that good Meeks,nope but the same pic can be found on another profile...Marple

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    It's my butt & my tatt . I'll obviously have to get a full body pic to disprove the disbelievers . All my pics are of me . I don't need to Fake it ! Anyway , I'm sitting on the very same butt right now , here in beautiful Byron Bay . Come and check it out for yourselves ... ;) Freya , can you drive a bus ? GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Ok , I'll change my Profile Pic so you can see more of me attached to the Fabled Butt . Including a pic of me with the tatt . It's not easy taking a pic of your own butt & I don't have anyone here who can help me , at the moment . Boo Hoo ... ;( GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Think there is a new bum pic? Those are definitely men's legs. I was going to search female profiles.... But maybe I should check men's?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    There's a reason those look like Men's legs . Because they're attached to MISTER Green . GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Nice new profile Pic..FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I believe you! Your but is totes butlicious and bitable. I wish I was in Byron slapping it and snapping(a photo) it.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You're Awesome ;) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    12 years ago

    Oh shit! Highpriority, that's a heck of a story - I'm glad she made it home ok! The major issue I'm having is that it's a CD of kids songs - so they really aren't about sex at all! I'm turning lyrics like "so come along a play with us" and "first there was one and two was lots of fun, but we're going to shake this tree with three" into naughty nighttime scenes in my head!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    she has taken her bum pic down now...LMAO...seems appropriate really

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    is fiction!FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    it's a compilation photo.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Some people are really nuts. 😳

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I didn't realise you could see my Nuts ;) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I love cashews

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Cashews are my absolute fav. Although I love hazel nuts in chocolate. Mmmm

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Hairless are my favorite!FOXY

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    For your eyes only, I just had to try pistachio nuts, salted, lovem

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    GG you should turn around!! :p

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    organic nuts, so I have been told are better for you...healthier!!Full of substance... FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    are really people

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Are really Fruits GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I live in a Region that is well-known for it's Nuts ;) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Mr Green, some lucky bastard in a hat is covering your nuts! Go on, show us your arse again. I'm at work and need a cheap thrill 😈

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Just for you ;) XXX GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Well known for "organic" nuts... ;) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    are a fruit while others are a seed. So a peanut is a piece of fruit and a coconut a seed! What sorta nuts are you escorting around down there fellas?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    The Duck's Nuts ;) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    With all the fruits and nuts here, this site is more like a Christmas pudding than a pie.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Brazilnuts

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Peachy appears to be a chestnut.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I love Brazilian Nuts too! Or is that a little Brazilian with my nuts.......- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    This product may contain Nuts . GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    what happened to the twistie pic...lurve twisties

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My laptop is now GLAD wrapped for it's own protection....*sick and tired of spitting out my drinks on it, from laughter* FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Roses are red, nuts are round,skirts are up and panties are down,belly to belly, skin to skinwhen it is stiff, stick it in!!FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You went easy on me on the Troll thread... whew! Thanks! . I thought there was a good chance you had green pea nuts Mr Green.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Pistachios!!!!!FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You're all nuts!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    is the dogs nuts!! FOXY

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    There is 58 pages of nut cases, I wonder if anyone goes back through some of the adventures this thread has captured.Mado

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    not sure I can pass the brazil nuts... they were sooooooo tasty!!!

  • Rob_Ally

    Rob_Ally

    12 years ago

    .... full of nuts :-) Axx

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Anyone who has the time and energy to trawl through this dogs breakfast of a thread has more stomach than I. Lol, suuccchhh a lot of crap.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    And I know Manly pops in to check up on it every now and again and is justifiably proud of this thing he started.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    that the ministry of funk is closed

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    that the ministry of funk is closed

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    The Twistie pic ? Are you referring to the Pic I briefly used , to prove that my butt was attached to the rest of me ? That Pic was purely for educational purposes . GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My Nuts are from the Coco de Mer and they weigh 20kgs . That's why I don't wear a G-String ;) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    That awful "Turning straight guys bi" forum has been deleted.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    sent me a message...not closed just being tricky...ho hum

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I did not like the personal attacks on them in their latest Forum.Quite nasty in-fact and some very very disappointing to read, cruel and went to far.Sorry Funkies that happened.FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' I did not like the personal attacks on them in their latest Forum.Quite nasty in-fact and some very very disappointing to read, cruel and went to far.Sorry Funkies that happened.FOXY They knew exactly what they were doing in posting that thread. And their responses to all the people who criticised them were pretty damn rude and arrogant. No sympathy here.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' Nice new profile Pic..FOXY Thanks foxy... and may I just say WOW right back at ya! Your other public pics are great but these latest are AWESOME!!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Today is another sad day... first Tuscan Red disappears from our RHP lives, then 50zcool... and now Paintme has gone Think I'm gonna go sit in the corner for a while.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Your new profile pic is HOT Foxxy!!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Paintme??? I hope all is ok??? Byes.. xx :( Amacis & Lucky...Thank you :) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Paintme lets you all know she is fine.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    1st Shift back at work tonight, after having a months leave.FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    About time too foxxy !! Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'xFunlovingx' To whoever read this...that is 2 minutes you will never get back! xFunlovingx Oh well I wasn't doing anything anyway

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Have some more leave coming up. ;)lolz They don't call me "The holiday Queen" at work for nothing, ya know!!FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' Have some more leave coming up. ;)lolz They don't call me "The holiday Queen" at work for nothing, ya know!!FOXYIf only they knew ... they would also call you the fishnet queen lol. Nice profile pic btw

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Thanks...LMAO @ Fishnet Queen!! I must give credit to the person who took it.I love that pic too.It is my favorite. :)FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    59 Forever!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Did anyone notice where I posted about having sex up a tree?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Love Love Love Spank parties :) Expect another spanked arse pic :P

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Unrushed1' Did anyone notice where I posted about having sex up a tree? Nope was it a nut tree or a peach tree?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Unrushed1' Did anyone notice where I posted about having sex up a tree? http://redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Lets-play-a-game-of-truth-amp-dare--42262-Page2

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Can't wait!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    What are you wearing to Spank? :D

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised' Quoting 'Unrushed1' Did anyone notice where I posted about having sex up a tree? http://redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Lets-play-a-game-of-truth-amp-dare--42262-Page2 Wow, you really ARE keeping a close eye on me Mes PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Ever notice the advanced forum search button? Just trying to help.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Polyamory is wrong! It is either multiamory or polyphilia. Mixing Greek and Latin is not ok. (In words, that is. I'm sure mixing the humans makes beautiful babies).

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    polyphillia...isn't that when you hook up with renovating couples in Bunnings?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Bunnings to me is kind of like Ayers Rock, looks amazing, the view is awesome but I find myself asking the question........what the hell do I do now?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' polyphillia...isn't that when you hook up with renovating couples in Bunnings? It fills in the gaps and covers a multitude of things:)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    after wrangling with Telstra for weeks, we are finally connected to the NBN!!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    In the poppins camp....- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' polyphillia...isn't that when you hook up with renovating couples in Bunnings? Very good. LOL

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    This article amused me today. http://www.smh.com.au/comment/how-to-win-friends-and-influence-people-online-20131010-2v9rd.html

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    We should start another general conversation thread. For people on the app going to page 60 is not possible. Or am I too dumb to figure it out? Anyway, we may get more people willing to shoot the breeze on a new thread.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I only started using this Thread recently because it finally became possible to scroll to the last page (on the phone app) . GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Meeks is more like page 250 something... On the app, at the bottom of each page is a link for previous and next (pages) there is also an arrow... Click that and there is a drop down box that let's you select the page you want to go to... I just checked... This tread is 240 pages on the app... Woop whoop !!! Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    meeka... I just printed that article and stuck it next to my laptop... And she gets paid to write that news ? :)   hp xo because you're worth it...

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