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young guys dont last ?

May 31 2011

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Now I was walking out of a room the other day after having a devine session with a very very Haawt lady we had just had some very very awesome sex and she said to me as we were walking out "wow that was amazing" "ahhhh thanks " I said throwing my hair back my chest expanding about 6 inches and my shoulders getting wider , then she says - . "You fucked me like a twenty year old"! ..............WTF sorry ..... Chest deflated , head in shock .......... Hell I am not even 40 ! I think I am truly near some of my prime years and I have to say I feel I am getting better ! . Now in my twenties on reflection I think I was really pretty useless. I fucked like the energizer bunny no doubt, but I had about as many moves as him as well! As far as I was concerned fourplay was a game that people played..... in groups of fours ...like uno or something alike... and sex came in short time brackets and I could fit about 10 into 15 minutes !!!!!!!!! . I think now that I am moving closer to forty I am getting better , I have stamina , I choose how long sex goes for - not my cock ! I have a repertoire that has more acts than a shakespherean play! Hell I am getting so good I am cape worthy ! . Youth is wasted on the young ! as Oscar said ........ Surely your average teen and tweenty year old bloke is capable of texting messaging really quickly in sevaral langauges but knows more about tweets and facebook than love and lust and lasting ! Come fess up young guys a waste of time ........! . Brae .....shaken not stirred ! . Oh and for the record sarah and I are still talking .......just !

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Oops.. sorry... a lacking quality assurance program... Your cape is on the mail, Sir.I'm pretty sure we do get better as we age... we understand our lovers needs so much better... for instance.... I mean, right tool for the job at hand is a useful application of the principles learned in the school of hard knockers. This is why sharing truly is caring... it's a wise man who values his interchange bench and stocks it wisely and diversely. :pHugsStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Thanks for giving me something to look forward to in the not too damn distant future... lol!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    l believe men are at their peak in their 40s, more satisfying, more intense more giving.... l think l am more sexual now than l was in my twenties, and l am still learning and loving every minute.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I like to go for quality and not quantity. I know guys in thier 20's that can orgasm 4 or 5 times in the hour BUT by the same token, I know older men who can keep going for hours. It appears to me that the older men know (and accept) that the hard on is only going to last for a certain amount of time (without assistance of drugs) and therefore are not too concerned about it when it goes soft for a while, they continue on pleasing the woman with what ever method they can and eventually they get hard again. No big deal. Using this method they can sometimes keep a woman on edge for days. However, it is a huge ego thing for many younger men when thiey go all soft and flacid. Tending not to be able to handle this.Give me the more experienced man any day. They certainly do have more moves than the energiser bunny. They also know that batteries are not a built in feature of the average human male, they are portable, rechargeable and replaceable.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You must have fucked her like a good 20 yo, not how you were at 20 ya dag. I'm pretty sure it was a compliment aimed at your stamina not your stumbling fingers LOL

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Well well Brae, so you fuck with the energy of a 20 year old, yet you have the stamina and the moves of an older accomplished lover. You have a repertoire that has more acts than a Shakespherean play you say. Hmm. But can you satisfy an older woman? That is the real question here. :) xxMeeka100

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    She was just sayin that you fucked her with youthful vigour , yeah I've had the same thing said :P

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I will tell you a secret ANAL.... we tell all the "old" boys that so don't take it personally. :P xxMeeksOooh I am a bitch today... someone needs a fuck. lol.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Did she also tell you what a wonderfully large knob you have. hehehe. M

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Someone has her cheeky back on

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    should I react and then dig myself even deeper after all the accidental talking myself up I've been doing lately? -Fuck it , nothin to lose :-) Question Ms Meek n humble ; why am I not in Sydney right now vigorously correcting your ass with the hard TRUTH????

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    maybe just ; 'cum up here n say that' , woulda been betta? :P

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I responded to your one week challenge thread , so do ya wanna make a week of it cheeky ass???? ;-)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    The older you get the better it gets. Orgasms get more intense, you enjoy the act more, feel hornier, know more, feel free to experiment more and do it more often. Wait until you are over 40 Brae. There is an advantage to getting older.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Meeka's still stinging from the Middle Aged Man article I wrote... the master stroke was discretely drawing it to her attention via the SMH. :pHugsStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    well I just thought I'd come to the defence of the young ones here. Just being young doesn't necessarily make you crap in bed.. .. I have found it really varies on the individual and how perceptive they are to the other persons needs. I've slept with some guys in their late 30's that have had no clue.... but recently was with a 22 year old that seemed to know more that all the older guys I've almost ever been with. I think skill is skill no matter what age you are... though you are right most people tend to get better with age.... but sometimes not too.... xo

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    lol maybe you were crap in bed in your 20's doesnt mean that everyone in there 20's are shit in bed!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I have had a blast with some young men! But they laugh at me that I need a bib sometimes as I sometimes do drool over their hot hard bodies..lol They can go for hours..Love a good laugh.. Eager for more to please me. Experiment and chase me around the house. Totally hilarious sparring with them too ! Huggies sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Wanna bet ? Its OK if u like to be jackhammered. But if you want pleasure, theres nothing like the experience of a man who knows where all the right buttons are.. lol Stop getting your nose outta joint.. you'll be the older man before you know it.... We all get a turn sooner or later...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'pure001' lol maybe you were crap in bed in your 20's doesnt mean that everyone in there 20's are shit in bed!! Thanks youngster for displaying what I was waiting for .......... Did it take you long to write that ?Your a star ! LMAOBrae ................

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Stud poker anyone? Quoting 'AllNiteAllLucid' should I react and then dig myself even deeper after all the accidental talking myself up I've been doing lately? -Fuck it , nothin to lose :-) Question Ms Meek n humble ; why am I not in Sydney right now vigorously correcting your ass with the hard TRUTH???? Truth ANAL... you can't handle the truth. I guess you aren't in Sydney because you know you couldn't handle a woman who can beat you at your own game. My strap on is bigger than yours. xxMeeks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Well well Brae, so you fuck with the energy of a 20 year old, yet you have the stamina and the moves of an older accomplished lover. You have a repertoire that has more acts than a Shakespherean play you say. Hmm. But can you satisfy an older woman? That is the real question here. :) xxMeeka100 Oh Fuck I cant even remember what freakin age I put on her am I in my 20's , 30's or 40's on this site ??? Bloody hell makes it hard to qualify what an "older woman" actually is .........! . Now back in the cage you ! . Brae ......... just realising I left bloody Roxxy in a corner somewhere !

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' Meeka's still stinging from the Middle Aged Man article I wrote... the master stroke was discretely drawing it to her attention via the SMH. :pHugsStalky Certain things you wrote today did get me hot & bothered Stalky, as I believe I have already told you. Now all I can think about after reading your comment above is that "master stroke"........ Warning warning you are about to have a flashback... of a hot delicious blonde curly haired dude with the cutest arse stroking his ...... They really should have a emoticon of a face drooling........ slurpxxMeeks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Brae... how many years have you been 36?? Oh and btw Roxxy is gone :( xxMeeks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    "Me n my crew laying pipe" on you tube.And a good laugh.Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Brae... how many years have you been 36?? Oh and btw Roxxy is gone :( xxMeeks Roxxy has gone?? I swear she posted like.... an hour ago about thickness :)HugsStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Meeks are you saying that Brae is one of 'those' ones that lies about his age as well? good god !!! next you'll be telling me there is no Santa . Stalky....laying pipe? lol was that the name of the person wearing the armpits , unfortunate name Pipe isn't it?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    DGT yes sounds like Brae lies about his age!! Who would have thought it. I am shocked. :PIs Roxxy back? Can't keep up. xxMeeka

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' DGT yes sounds like Brae lies about his age!! Who would have thought it. I am shocked. :PIs Roxxy back? Can't keep up. xxMeeka I may embelish here or there .... Artisitic license please ! BUT I most CERTAINLY do not lie! .As it has been said dont let the truth get in the way of a good story !.Brae ....help is roxxy here or gone ?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    you're using red text , that means I'm going to get fucked in the arse on my back on the kitchen table doesn't it???? Are you a multi-tasker???? Coz I'd love it if you spat on my cock and jerked me off at the same time tho , hell I'd even appreciate it if you squeezed my balls hard to distract me from the pain in my ass , I'm guessing then I'd just feel the pleasure???? -I dunno I'm a virgin , you might feel the urge to slap my face too , hmmmm nice mood , and then we swap heehee , I see your plane ticket and I raise you a bottle of champers....you wanna see my poker face Ms GaGa????

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Oohh virgins are my speciality Loz and believe me, you won't have have your poker face on for long.Yes I can multi-task but prefer to bring in reinforcements. I will raise you a plane ticket, a bottle of champers, and chocolate dipped strawberries.M

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Red text ANAL ...she wrote it in red lippy, she means business! Man!!!!! I'm gonna be a able to hear your ass hurtin' from down here

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    TassieRose is no longer on RHP or has Roxxy opened another account?xxMeeks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    But you need to be VERY gentle with my tender ass hole k. The skin in there is super soft n sensitive , it needs a kinky sweet digitalization n titillization first k princess (or Mistress Meeks) , you can go the seven incher and thick , or very thick even heehee. I can take it. God will you really do it???? I would be in heaven. I raise you the ticket , champers n strawbs and fluffy hand n foot cuffs :-) Loz

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    That girl is awesome , there's something about Roxxy , hmmmm was it the cum I saw on her fringe?nah she doesn't like that....I think she's just shaggin in a wagon somewhere , yeah she's gettin hard-core Dommed :-)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' TassieRose is no longer on RHP or has Roxxy opened another account?xxMeeks Nope... not yet anyway.HugsStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting looking to try...My dear boy, i think you have misinterpreted what the lady meant...I can assure you thatthe quote below meant that your stamina was as impressive as a 20 year old. Don't be so hard on yourself....women like myself will never say something that they don't mean so inflate your chest and keep on believing that you are an amazing fuck."You fucked me like a twenty year old"! ..............WTF sorry ..... Chest deflated , head in shock .......... Hell I am not even 40 ! I think I am truly near some of my prime years and I have to say I feel I am getting better !.thaa

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'beth666' l believe men are at their peak in their 40s, more satisfying, more intense more giving.... l think l am more sexual now than l was in my twenties, and l am still learning and loving every minute. Exactly my sentiments...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'looking2try3' Quoting 'pure001' lol maybe you were crap in bed in your 20's doesnt mean that everyone in there 20's are shit in bed!! Thanks youngster for displaying what I was waiting for .......... Did it take you long to write that ?Your a star ! LMAOBrae ................ do i need to write 3 paragraphs to get to the point?? did i even mention that i thought i was a star? looks like you need some attention from a youngSTAR to get you down from your high horse. JUSTJUICE its a little small minded to think that every young person is crap in bed i was just voicing a small opinion didnt think everyone on this forum were such haters! i guessed wrong!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'pure001' Quoting 'looking2try3' Quoting 'pure001' lol maybe you were crap in bed in your 20's doesnt mean that everyone in there 20's are shit in bed!! Thanks youngster for displaying what I was waiting for .......... Did it take you long to write that ?Your a star ! LMAOBrae ................ do i need to write 3 paragraphs to get to the point?? did i even mention that i thought i was a star? looks like you need some attention from a youngSTAR to get you down from your high horse. JUSTJUICE its a little small minded to think that every young person is crap in bed i was just voicing a small opinion didnt think everyone on this forum were such haters! i guessed wrong!! Well look at that a six pack and a paragraph .....well kinda ! Now we need to throw in a little conversation , some CAPITAL letters and some BIG words and your on fire ! Your right you didn't say you were a star. I was telling you (and being a tad condescending) because you bite the bait .......... guess what ........yup sadly you did again ! . Now we are going to be friends soon, so be nice. Come over here and let Uncle Brae show you how to fuck with out getting a stitch. . Brae ..............

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Wow, an open invitation based on your one experience, to throw all of us under the bus. This guy is right, just because you were hopeless as a younger adult doesn't necessarily mean we all function in the same manner as you. Everyone's different, I thought that was a given?There's obviously some reason why older women go for younger guys, and it may not be stamina related. ;)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    well im 27 and i met a girl from here a few nights ago.. GORGEOUS.. great fuck, and we were at it for an hour. She ended up throwing in the towel first lol.. allthough the marijuana before hand didnt help her lol. So were not all quick fucks.. :) my 2 cents Dan

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'looking2try3' Now we are going to be friends soon, so be nice. Come over here and let Uncle Brae show you how to fuck with out getting a stitch..Brae ..............That is the best laugh I have had all week Brae... can I watch? I really want to watch you teach the youngster how to fuck with out getting a stitch.... Too funny Uncle Brae :) xx Meeka

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Lancepants' Wow, an open invitation based on your one experience, to throw all of us under the bus. This guy is right, just because you were hopeless as a younger adult doesn't necessarily mean we all function in the same manner as you. Everyone's different, I thought that was a given?There's obviously some reason why older women go for younger guys, and it may not be stamina related. ;) They are biting like tuna today ! .Lancie pantsy I think your right, its not stamina related, its your obvious intellect and use of words ! Thats what has the ladies swooning ! Sweetie I would throw you under a bus , who would serve my drinks if you were under the tyre of my Hummer ?.Brae .......... Swerving for young men !

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'gale_force_femme' Quoting looking to try...My dear boy, i think you have misinterpreted what the lady meant...I can assure you thatthe quote below meant that your stamina was as impressive as a 20 year old. Don't be so hard on yourself....women like myself will never say something that they don't mean so inflate your chest and keep on believing that you are an amazing fuck."You fucked me like a twenty year old"! ..............WTF sorry ..... Chest deflated , head in shock .......... Hell I am not even 40 ! I think I am truly near some of my prime years and I have to say I feel I am getting better !I may have been using some ..... a little .....a tad artisitic license ? Never fear this old bloke (chuckles) has a healthy dose of self Esteem !Oh and where did you come from .......flirt flirt flirt ..........mmmmmmmmBrae ........... feeling pretty half full. Wanna try ??? .thI aa

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    15 years ago

    So darls... I will see you very soon for a wild night of MFM And lots of laughs !! huggies sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    That line is pure gold Brae...thanks for that one!Give me mature man with enthusiasm, passion, knowledge, ability and the awareness that one hour is an entree.......:)A man who eagerly and energeticly slips into dinner and dessert with a reserve for a late night snack as well.

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    15 years ago

    brae did you really want a discussion on how young guys dont last or did you just want to brag on how you had sex with a HAWT HAWT lady? its ok i think i would be offened if a HAWT HAWT lady told me i fucked like a 40 year old so were kind of on the same page here! ill be a little small minded here and say that i would think all older males were fat and slow in bed and would most likley need viagra to get it up. but have another go at me for making post in your topic and brush it off as nothing cause im new to the forum. if it makes you feel better about yourself go right a head!! i apologize for the non use of capital letters in my posts as it may cause some of you distress, im sure you can still understand it! alex xxxx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    As a once young man, nothing replaces time doing what you are passionate about, sex included and having the understanding of who you are with and the will to fulfill is what I find pleasure in and motivates me. Now as an older man ..... Intimacy is the key, on many levels. Forget clumsy fumbles, try passionate rumbles!!

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    15 years ago

    its not that younger men dont last.........its about attention span............ the 'job in hand' is not where their mind is........its somewhere else..... ......

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'pure001' brae did you really want a discussion on how young guys dont last or did you just want to brag on how you had sex with a HAWT HAWT lady? its ok i think i would be offened if a HAWT HAWT lady told me i fucked like a 40 year old so were kind of on the same page here! ill be a little small minded here and say that i would think all older males were fat and slow in bed and would most likley need viagra to get it up. but have another go at me for making post in your topic and brush it off as nothing cause im new to the forum. if it makes you feel better about yourself go right a head!! i apologize for the non use of capital letters in my posts as it may cause some of you distress, im sure you can still understand it! alex xxxx helo Jnr , u back lol . wow nice 2 c u have more to say! .now i told ya ,we r 2 b friends, so no biggie u and me have just gotta work this thru!..Oh Fuck have you any idea how you are running into the net like a school of tuna ?not takin the piss sista, at all!. Ok I am taking the piss out of you and enjoying it. Seriously you want me to come back and I want to its a win win.me not sure if u r aware but mayb just mayb you are playing like me want u 2 ! .Have I used enough punctuation I havent confused you have I?take care bra!. Or take a lesson in english, your call sunshine, and perhaps just as a tip work on your english as much as your Abs.brae! if u brush it of can i have the crumbs!ur turn!lol!ROFL!PMSL!POQ!FMYAS!Guess the last one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Personally Alex... I think his motives are likely to be more sinister.... to lure out healthy young chaps that actually have an opinion and are assertive enough to state them.... just for a perve. I mean... that's what I would do. :p I think so many younger people are into anarchy.. you know... nothing matters... live for today, and I don't give a shit attitude. It's always refreshing to know there are still people around who can change the world... and with my dickie shoulder and fat gut... thining hair.... and magic mirror that sees only the good bits about my wrinkly, dirty old man suit.... it's good to have a reminicent peek at the next generation of likely lads. Having said that.... there's plenty of rooting in this failing old carcass years to come... I can see me in the nursing home waiting for the nurse to bring around the weekly allocation of viagra so I can splurge on it all at once.... I am smarter and wiser than a 25 year old version of myself.... and even though I'm not as healthy as I once was, I refuse to wheeze while fucking.... and I've seen young guys have to stop because they get cramps ffs... or a stitch lmfao.... that's why a proxy stand in is useful in my arsenal. (No. I said arsenal meeks). Now... you can take something away from this.... there's a job in it for everyone... and there really are benefits in sharing... be you younger or older. Yeah.. Brae was bragging... hehe.HugsStalky Quoting 'pure001' brae did you really want a discussion on how young guys dont last or did you just want to brag on how you had sex with a HAWT HAWT lady? its ok i think i would be offened if a HAWT HAWT lady told me i fucked like a 40 year old so were kind of on the same page here! ill be a little small minded here and say that i would think all older males were fat and slow in bed and would most likley need viagra to get it up. but have another go at me for making post in your topic and brush it off as nothing cause im new to the forum. if it makes you feel better about yourself go right a head!! i apologize for the non use of capital letters in my posts as it may cause some of you distress, im sure you can still understand it! alex xxxx

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    15 years ago

    young guys not a waste of time- depends on the person well I just thought I'd come to the defence of the young ones here. Just being young doesn't necessarily make you crap in bed.. .. I have found it really varies on the individual and how perceptive they are to the other persons needs. I've slept with some guys in their late 30's that have had no clue.... but recently was with a 22 year old that seemed to know more that all the older guys I've almost ever been with. I think skill is skill no matter what age you are... though you are right most people tend to get better with age.... but sometimes not too.... xo ... hear hear .. Age is a number The older you get the better it gets.(sometimes) Orgasms get more intense, you enjoy the act more, feel hornier, know more, feel free to experiment more and do it more often. Wait until you are over 40 Brae. There is an advantage to getting older. Hey you've made a start ! Quoting 'pure001' Quoting 'looking2try3' Quoting 'pure001' lol maybe you were crap in bed in your 20's doesnt mean that everyone in there 20's are shit in bed!! Thanks youngster for displaying what I was waiting for .......... Did it take you long to write that ?Your a star ! LMAOBrae ................ do i need to write 3 paragraphs to get to the point?? did i even mention that i thought i was a star? looks like you need some attention from a youngSTAR to get you down from your high horse. JUSTJUICE its a little small minded to think that every young person is crap in bed i was just voicing a small opinion didnt think everyone on this forum were such haters! i guessed wrong!! Well look at that a six pack and a paragraph .....well kinda ! Now we need to throw in a little conversation , some CAPITAL letters and some BIG words and your on fire ! Your right you didn't say you were a star. I was telling you (and being a tad condescending) because you bite the bait .......... guess what ........yup sadly you did again ! Unfortunately the CONDESENDING approach is what gets most peoples back up when in written text .. For different people perseeve the implications and intent of the text differently and not always the way it was intended .. I know my profile sets a specific age .. but as Mistress T says .. Age is but a number .. if the attitude and approach is there .. then age makes no real difference .. and i have found a very capable mid to late 20's friend who i would not part with for the world ... have fun .. enjoy life peoples .. and dont put people down intentially or unintentially .. for it hurts ...

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    15 years ago

    I just have to interject here Stalky there is no way you have wrinkly dirty old man suit! Your obviously looking in the wrong mirrors. I mean look at your arse for God's sake!!You still got it!! xxMeeks

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    15 years ago

    pppssstt... Stalky has got a magic mirror in his bathroom.. TRUE! And he hung it crooked too !! pmsl sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    15 years ago

    Generalisations in here have me shaking my head. Love the selfpromotion that goes on in these forums..who needs a classified section when you can hump each others typing fingers in here and talk yourselves up! For what it's worth Alex, I agree with you!

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    15 years ago

    is failure to communicate , lol. . I have to stick up for a certain young one too he can last . But us girls need to take a certain amount of responsibility too, I mean we all play some nasty little tricks on these poor boys from time to time and take the choice right out of their unsuspecting hands a squeeze here n there when you damn well know they're close, reaching back to grab those tempting balls or a finger on the magic button, we know the effect some delicious pussy or ass clenching has on a man.......I mean sometimes we just want to be pure evil and all just to see that innocent, yet horrified look on their face wtf just happened, I..I...I..I always last longer than that, I promise. of course you do sweetie, of course you do LMAO

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    15 years ago

    I may or not have been bragging ........ any way how are you Gaz, I know people hate it when we go off topic, self promote and distract them from the topic at hand .............. Oh yes I do so care :-).I always enjoy the seriousness people approach my forum post with despite me using very little at all. Seriously if you are taking this serious I find it hard to take you seriously..I am sure young Alex is just fine he has a six pack and attention from Gaz ......well at least his six pack and arse have Gaz's attention! LOL I am adopting him as a nephew , Meek has more than likely go him on her radar , and finally I am teaching him the secret art of epifuck. Fucking within your aerobic capacity ! What more can you ask for as a young man with an ability to text in sevaral languages with no punctuation without with the exception of a ! or a !! .Brae .................... I have seen you in the skin and its not wrinkly and you looked rather clean to me.

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    15 years ago

    No-one expects you to come out saying you fucked her like a soggy sock with a half hard cock, drooled all down her back puffing and wheezing, begging her to let you stop for a tic while you have a bex and a lie down pmsl . Just like none of us girls will ever admit to now having tits like an empty pencil case after having kids, a belly that flaps in strong wind, and give the crappest head you could ever dare to imagine So brag away, we all do it some even in big coloured font

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    15 years ago

    never talk about your worst sexual fuck-ups because then people will realize that you're normal , and normal is NOT sexy. You can joke about stuff but never actually tell them about your worst moments. Uh-uh nope. Don't be a talker , chicks don't get it. Big turn-off. Also where's the mystery in that???? Nope just tell em you go all night , flirt with em and talk yourself up , they'll be wet wet wet. And if you're crazy about them , well don't be , or don't let it show , because that's another BIG turn-off , again you must be normal if you fall for someone quickly.

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    15 years ago

    You talkin your normality up now ANAL?

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    15 years ago

    Nope

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    15 years ago

    This is a hard one can only be expressed honestly & only through personal expereince of course. Experience based on the teacher or lover he/she was, were, is & are. We learn every day and I am truely sick to death of men thinking that they are good simply because they have a young 9inch cock. Gentlemen, it is almost physically impossible, only unless you are a magician& know where every womans clit is & know what to do with it give every woman an orgasm. Some know how to eat it & the majority lick it like a child eating an ice cream..... I know the men that I have had are afraid to even ask where it is, they just assume and so "on'' goes the fake orgasm....SORRY What I do like about the older man is that they have learnt that it is not how many times you have sex & make a woman orgasm in one night, but it is about the touch, the smell, the endurance, the strength, the tenderness, the gaze, good sweet smelliing breath...about finding what makes her body tingle...The simple blowing of your breath along the relxed breast that has fallen to the side while taking a break, The kiss that just brushes her skin..The strong suck, which you quickly let go of her neck for not leaving a mark...Cupping of her face as generalized as that sounds the younger man is about bang, bang, bang & more bang with no control...they come, it is over, while you are climbinmg the wall heading for a migrane due to the door closing suddenly in your face, your heart is pulsing, pounding like a scared rabbit and he is wiping his john with a wet one.... Oh the glory.... Older man bring it on.... Viagra men, I haven't had one and I am 47. I hope the youngies that are putting the older men down just remember one thing.. THEY WERE ONCE WHERE YOU WERE (yooung)....and where they are in life YOU WILL GET THERE (puuuuuuuuuurfect). Cause when you are young, there is only room for improvement.......

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Hear Hear.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'looking2try3' Quoting 'pure001' lol maybe you were crap in bed in your 20's doesnt mean that everyone in there 20's are shit in bed!! Thanks youngster for displaying what I was waiting for .......... good on you oldie, think you are all that. Maybe you should get you wrinkley bulls out and show them what you got. If you can still get it up. Good on you with your crap abreviations 'LMAO' nice to see the older community is adapting to crap English aswell.Did it take you long to write that ?Your a star ! LMAOBrae ................

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You make it sound like every old geezer is the perfect fuck, which is what we are retorting.We're not trying to say we young guys are the be all and end all in the bedroom, what point we're trying to get across is that not every guy is the same. Who the fuck knows for certain? You can't give us empirical evidence that there isn't some 20 year old cassanova out there who can fuck better than any mature aged male could ever dream of. It's a moot point.Quoting 'GottaLoveArfffff' This is a hard one can only be expressed honestly & only through personal expereince of course. Experience based on the teacher or lover he/she was, were, is & are. We learn every day and I am truely sick to death of men thinking that they are good simply because they have a young 9inch cock. Gentlemen, it is almost physically impossible, only unless you are a magician& know where every womans clit is & know what to do with it give every woman an orgasm. Some know how to eat it & the majority lick it like a child eating an ice cream..... I know the men that I have had are afraid to even ask where it is, they just assume and so "on'' goes the fake orgasm....SORRY What I do like about the older man is that they have learnt that it is not how many times you have sex & make a woman orgasm in one night, but it is about the touch, the smell, the endurance, the strength, the tenderness, the gaze, good sweet smelliing breath...about finding what makes her body tingle...The simple blowing of your breath along the relxed breast that has fallen to the side while taking a break, The kiss that just brushes her skin..The strong suck, which you quickly let go of her neck for not leaving a mark...Cupping of her face as generalized as that sounds the younger man is about bang, bang, bang & more bang with no control...they come, it is over, while you are climbinmg the wall heading for a migrane due to the door closing suddenly in your face, your heart is pulsing, pounding like a scared rabbit and he is wiping his john with a wet one.... Oh the glory.... Older man bring it on.... Viagra men, I haven't had one and I am 47. I hope the youngies that are putting the older men down just remember one thing.. THEY WERE ONCE WHERE YOU WERE (yooung)....and where they are in life YOU WILL GET THERE (puuuuuuuuuurfect). Cause when you are young, there is only room for improvement.......

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'welling33' Quoting 'looking2try3' Quoting 'pure001' lol maybe you were crap in bed in your 20's doesnt mean that everyone in there 20's are shit in bed!! Thanks youngster for displaying what I was waiting for .......... good on you oldie, think you are all that. Maybe you should get you wrinkley bulls out and show them what you got. If you can still get it up. Good on you with your crap abreviations 'LMAO' nice to see the older community is adapting to crap English aswell.Did it take you long to write that ?Your a star ! LMAOBrae ................ You forgot to say "urrgh"!.Brae...... shaking his head at the amount of callous one man can have on thier knuckles!nerniny nern nern you are but what am I ............ nerny nern nern

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    15 years ago

    Talking via text for so long with someone I'd forgotten his age, seemed mature-minded, we arrange to meet and when he showed up he looked maybe early 20's?? So I thought ok, find a silver lining.... Oooooh, I was going to be able to indulge my repetitive premature ejaculation fetish, this could be great!!! Then he turned out to have great style, stamina and staying power. So disappointing LOL.And it turns out he was 22. Yikes!xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Sarah don't you just hate being disappointed by a great performance

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    15 years ago

    Nice surprise Sarah :-) by a chain of unusual events I ended up talking all the wee hours of saturday night away with the gas station attendant , 23 ,most of it through the little hole in the glass lol he couldn't let me in because if his boss saw it on camera then he'd be in the shit. Anyhows we yakked it up for like 4 hours and guess what???? The dude knew fucking everything backwards and has his own large dating/fucking website. We talked about everything under the sun and he REALLY knew what he was talking about , I tested him in various ways and he aced it. Dude taught me quite a bit of new shit. He knew all the little details , cheeky bastard , I didn't know whether to hug him or punch him. He'd really made it his business to know how to please a woman , that was the difference , and he just put a lot of effort into meeting the right girls to experiment and hone his skills with. -and now I have another mfm buddy heehee , he's straight tho lol so I guess he's not entirely perfect :P

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Nice surprise Sarah :-) by a chain of unusual events I ended up talking all the wee hours of saturday night away with the gas station attendant , 23 ,most of it through the little hole in the glass lol he couldn't let me in because if his boss saw it on camera then he'd be in the shit. Anyhows we yakked it up for like 4 hours and guess what???? The dude knew fucking everything backwards and has his own large dating/fucking website. We talked about everything under the sun and he REALLY knew what he was talking about , I tested him in various ways and he aced it. Dude taught me quite a bit of new shit. He knew all the little details , cheeky bastard , I didn't know whether to hug him or punch him. He'd really made it his business to know how to please a woman , that was the difference , and he just put a lot of effort into meeting the right girls to experiment and hone his skills with. -and now I have another mfm buddy heehee , he's straight tho lol so I guess he's not entirely perfect :P

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'AllNiteAllLucid' Nice surprise Sarah :-) by a chain of unusual events I ended up talking all the wee hours of saturday night away with the gas station attendant , 23 ,most of it through the little hole in the glass lol he couldn't let me in because if his boss saw it on camera then he'd be in the shit. Anyhows we yakked it up for like 4 hours and guess what???? The dude knew fucking everything backwards and has his own large dating/fucking website. We talked about everything under the sun and he REALLY knew what he was talking about , I tested him in various ways and he aced it. Dude taught me quite a bit of new shit. He knew all the little details , cheeky bastard , I didn't know whether to hug him or punch him. He'd really made it his business to know how to please a woman , that was the difference , and he just put a lot of effort into meeting the right girls to experiment and hone his skills with. -and now I have another mfm buddy heehee , he's straight tho lol so I guess he's not entirely perfect :P2 guys who can go ALLNITE talking? Tag team dream!Also, wtf happened to the tale of your first FFM you were going to tell me? Still waiting....xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Lancepants' ? You can't give us empirical evidence that there isn't some 20 year old cassanova out there who can fuck better than any mature aged male could ever dream of. It's a moot point. I do solemnly promise to do my best to fuck my way through as many 20 something year old boys asI can untill I find one that is truelly better than each and every man over forty. l Of course that means I will need to fuck every man over 40 as well........ in order to make sure the 20 something one IS the best. Oh well, back to the search.........NEXT!!!

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    15 years ago

    hasn't happened Sarah :(

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'AllNiteAllLucid' hasn't happened Sarah :( I'd say you're just not trying hard enough but if you're getting distracted by hot boys, can't say I blame you! ;)xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Fiona you mad scientist :-) go for it!!!!!!!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    What ANAL hasn't done a FFM ? Don't believe it. And I am still waiting for my story too ANAL! And what is with your profile pic.... a face shot comes up on my stream but you are a blank on the forums. :( xx Meeks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    What ANAL hasn't done a FFM ? Don't believe it. And I am still waiting for my story too ANAL! And what is with your profile pic.... a face shot comes up on my stream but you are a blank on the forums. :( xx Meeks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Have you seen my profile lately Sarah???? Gettin it oooon with 1 single girl is hard enough with my honest and 'out-there' profile , it ain't easy being green , maybe I should tone it down a bit?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Guess I'm just bummed out that my arse can't handle getting fucked for long , too bad coz I'd be doin it all day.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I uploaded some new photos a couple of days ago but they dont seem to come up even tho they're available in my photos area , weird........

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'Lancepants' ? You can't give us empirical evidence that there isn't some 20 year old cassanova out there who can fuck better than any mature aged male could ever dream of. It's a moot point. I do solemnly promise to do my best to fuck my way through as many 20 something year old boys asI can untill I find one that is truelly better than each and every man over forty. l Of course that means I will need to fuck every man over 40 as well........ in order to make sure the 20 something one IS the best. Oh well, back to the search.........NEXT!!! LIKE ! PMSL ......nice Fi

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You guys should meet up, your inflated ego's would be perfect for eachother.Quoting 'looking2try3' Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'Lancepants' ? You can't give us empirical evidence that there isn't some 20 year old cassanova out there who can fuck better than any mature aged male could ever dream of. It's a moot point. I do solemnly promise to do my best to fuck my way through as many 20 something year old boys asI can untill I find one that is truelly better than each and every man over forty. l Of course that means I will need to fuck every man over 40 as well........ in order to make sure the 20 something one IS the best. Oh well, back to the search.........NEXT!!! LIKE ! PMSL ......nice Fi

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'brazenhussy' 2 x 20 = 40 LMAO !!!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I am now gratefully in my 30's now while I may have been playing about abit .....a smiggen, in my original post about being dreadful in my 20's I may not have been as terrible as I have suggested again with artisitc licence please. I had a reasonable attention span and I had enough knowledge to remember to shake before I left the loo ! . OH and of course there is self promotion here - it dont sell it self bozzo !I grant that there may the odd 20 something that can do a good job. However I am staggered at those that think that they reached 20 and they are suddenly as good as they can get ! FFS people do you really all plateau at 20ish ???.Ladies I ask you did you get to 20 and get as good as you get ??? Is it safe to assume that after 20 its all saggy boobs and prolapsed uterus ? Truly if thats what I am going to get if I hit on women after 30 I am heading back to the profile and stop rejecting flirts from 20 year olds who want to send me to foriegn websites ........I only reject them cause they look young and how come they need MY credit card to verify MY age ! moving on..20 something fellas are you getting petrified of hitting 30 bacause if your words are true and youve hit the hieghts so early its a slpippery slope kids from here.. Were you as good at you job at 20 or have you gain experience and through effort reward and experienced become better at what you do ? I have certainly learnt more about life ......... have you lot been living in a cave ??? . Just channeling a little Mike there for effect !Brae 2.0 is better than the 25 year old version. He has been upgraded has more RAM , a faster (wiser) processor, his hard drive seems to be able to hold more , and his power supply doesnt get to hot and shut itself down from overheating! His is in fact lighter in a harder more robust case , you can throw him about more he takes more bumps. All over he is getting better as time goes on. . So Meeks you still reading this dribble from me ?Brae ............................ is going on to bigger and better things why arent you ?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You'll just have to judge for yourselves - may I be the volunteer guinea pig?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'brazenhussy' 2 x 20 = 40 so this means 2 x 20 year olds are the equal of just one 40 year old? sounds about right to us.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Well the girls I'm having sex with are loving my performance albeit they are the same age as me; Maybe i'm playing in the two's and need to step up to the big smoke!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Jeez that's starting to sound like she insulted you. Chin up the best is yet to cum.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'brazenhussy' No, i have to speak honestly when i say i'd prefer 2 x 20 over 1 x 40. For starters they have double the chance of getting it right. To lay it all on the line, my perfect age group is generally between 27 and 37. I have found a number of delights older than that but i find that if they've been paying attention 27-37 is generally in good shape, has grown a brain of some sort, is well groomed and has obtained some skills as a lover. In the lover stakes 20 and 40 can be just as talentless as each other. Age most certainly does not guarantee skill.....or maturity........or anything else of interest to me. almost a complete mirror opinion to ours..... we only ever play with 35 plus as have yet to find a younger guy that appeals..........we find experience far more attractive than enthusiasm....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    But sweetie, Aren't you saying you need 2 twenty something's to get on good now 2 for 1 is great when your buying shampoo but surely your not bargain shopping ? Brae ...... You know !

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Surely the funny, witty and oh so old and wise Mr Brae couldn't have caused offence to the young, hot whipper snappers? Boys, boys you're (please, please not "your") digging your(right)selves a bigger and bigger hole. Poor old man Brae has at least got to his ripe old age and can look back with hindsight on his youth. You young guys only have your ego's opinion of your current prowess and the really scary thing for you is you have no idea what time will deal to you. You may end up as one of us old men that gets worse and worse with age, you wont know till you get here! Mind you, digging holes is great for keeping the 6 packs in place!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    We Agree! Older men have the moves. Younger guys have the shiny new tackle but lack the know how, or do not understand how to pleasure a woman..... though would love to be proved wrong! lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    We Agree! Older men have the moves. Younger guys have the shiny new tackle but lack the know how, or do not understand how to pleasure a woman..... though would love to be proved wrong! lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Love it !

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'puppy'Surely the funny, witty and oh so old and wise Mr Brae couldn't have caused offence to the young, hot whipper snappers? Boys, boys you're (please, please not "your") digging your(right)selves a bigger and bigger hole. Poor old man Brae has at least got to his ripe old age and can look back with hindsight on his youth. You young guys only have your ego's opinion of your current prowess and the really scary thing for you is you have no idea what time will deal to you. You may end up as one of us old men that gets worse and worse with age, you wont know till you get here! Mind you, digging holes is great for keeping the 6 packs in place! wow buddy you really need to get over yourself!!!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Damn RHP not posting my posts straight away - it's all your fault Fiona (but I've forgiven you a long time ago). So can someone please tell my why being young and fit seems to go hand in hand with having absolutely no sense of humour at all? Hey pure1 you got all your you'res correct in the last post - hang on you just cut and pasted. Well that's a skill in its self(oops I nearly put it as "it's" but I caught it just in the nick of time).This Buddy is quite ok with himself lmfao

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    and your still going with it!! this post just proves my point lmfao

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    age is such a bastard isnt it? all these 30 somethings bitching about the 20 somethings.... well kiddies, when you all get to 40 something you might have developed some 'real' skills, and not just dream and boast. until then, keep on playing catch up, you may make it yet....... lol.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    On the whole you may be right about 20 somethings but there are some very very diligent awesome ones too!! I remember not that long ago thinking along those lines. "No way he is gonna know what to do, how to do it and go for long enough to get it done" Well the joke was on me as I begged for a break after coming 3 times before his one. My man always insists I come before he does and I never realised foreplay could be that awesome and I could feel like that. That was a few years ago and still going stronger than ever blowing my mind and my clit near right off me lol.

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