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July 07 2013
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I've spoken to you at length el presidente. And offline and I think we both know you AREbas dumb as you come across......but that's ok because you have impeccable cheekbones and a nice set of stems in your leather skirt. Come here bitch so I can admire your arse closer..... Don't be put out Deeanna .... Honky was my bastard first and I'm not happy to share on this occasion. Lol xx who' s your mummy baby.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I've spoken to you at length el presidente. And offline and I think we both know you AREbas dumb as you come across......but that's ok because you have impeccable cheekbones and a nice set of stems in your leather skirt. Come here bitch so I can admire your arse closer..... Don't be put out Deeanna .... Honky was my bastard first and I'm not happy to share on this occasion. Lol xx who' s your mummy baby.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'I've spoken to you at length el presidente. And offline and I think we both know you AREbas dumb as you come across......but that's ok because you have impeccable cheekbones and a nice set of stems in your leather skirt. Come here bitch so I can admire your arse closer..... Don't be put out Deeanna .... Honky was my bastard first and I'm not happy to share on this occasion. Lol xx who' s your mummy baby. is that you? somewhat needs a cuddle
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Here's a huge virtual hug just for you....and a kiss on your sweet cheeks too!!
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Guys, try something with imagination to stand out from the huge competing crowd. Try this as a template. Hi, I just have to say I loved your profile ,but I bet all the guys say that to you I was wondering if you might like to take a romantic stroll hand in hand through the car park at Bunnings? I will even buy you a sausage sanga! And who knows , if we really hit it off , I might even be tempted to share my can of Fanta with you lol. True, its a little corny but its a light hearted way of breaking the ice. Got to be better than 'want a root?
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madotara69
12 years ago
You know how to get the girls.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
And here I was thinking you weren't a "CUT AND PASTER" Quoting 'wingman2013' Guys, try something with imagination to stand out from the huge competing crowd. Try this as a template. Hi, I just have to say I loved your profile ,but I bet all the guys say that to you I was wondering if you might like to take a romantic stroll hand in hand through the car park at Bunnings? I will even buy you a sausage sanga! And who knows , if we really hit it off , I might even be tempted to share my can of Fanta with you lol. True, its a little corny but its a light hearted way of breaking the ice. Got to be better than 'want a root? I don't like FANTA can I have an orange and mango mineral water instead please? **FACT: Fanta originated as a result of difficulties importing Coca-Cola syrup into Nazi Germany during World War II due to a trade embargo. To circumvent this, the head of Coca-Cola Deutschland during the Second World War, decided to create a new product for the German market, using only ingredients available in Germany at the time, including whey and pomacew – the "leftovers of leftovers". The name was the result of a brief brainstorming session, which started with the German GGM exhorting his team to "use their imagination" ("Fantasie" in German), to which one of his salesmen, Joe Knipp, immediately retorted "Fanta!" While the plant was effectively cut off from Coca Cola headquarters during the war, plant management did not join the Nazi Party. After the war, the Coca Cola corporation regained control of the plant, formula and the trademarks to the new Fanta product — as well as the plant profits made during the war.**
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wingman2014
12 years ago
drawing a line through Fanta....change it to RED BULL.....It gives you WINGS
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RHP User
12 years ago
these days if you are a girl,wings means somfin'else
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RHP User
12 years ago
ah,mmmm,purrfect....howzat?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I sat at the back of the class in english lit.... that way I could look at all the girls, did I miss something
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On_Safari
12 years ago
And what's with trivia questions on pads these days? Lmao!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
... but not all males do. Let's face it, there's a scale from drongo to perfect hunky-prince/super-personality, funny, intelligent sexpot :). (Ok, sure, it's a multi-dimensional scale and everyone weights criteria differently). Surely the goal is to fit your potential match accurately along the scale?? And while this is an adult site, folks one here are still after a diverse mix of goals. So don't fall into the trap of assuming everyone's trying to appeal to your own demographic. Surely detailed coaching like above is not what you want and only leads to time-wasting for all concerned?? I don't think it would be a good result at if all men pitched similar formula messages. Advice seems to provide a little detail on how to 'fake' appearing like the perfect someone they might not actually be. 'Sides we're all adults on here and as a rule, fellas don't like being overly preached to... I guess everyone's different and can certainly understand many Fem's aren't after cheap/dirty/disrespectful comments. However, just think that they've done you a service as you smilingly hit the 'block' button :) ;). Happy seeking one and all... :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I can get instructions on what I should say and how I should say it from my ex who hates me. For free!
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