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Lucky dip.....
September 21 2016
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Willow_1' Oh come now!!! yes Mistress :p
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MsJonesy
9 years ago
Careful Stirry, the natives are going to get restless if this shindig doesn't kick off soon. The slow clapping will commence....as will the heckling. Its best that you and your big truck are far away before that occurs, otherwise you may find a strapon lynch mob at your tail 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
@S... You know I love it when you talk in sub titles to me. Makes me feel all warm and tingly and jingles my chains. ;) Now...as you were. Waiting in this "pluck a fuck" thing to happen. It's Friday night after all. Stirry where are you sunshine?
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RHP User
9 years ago
But not too late, it seems. Chuck me in the barrel
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Seachange73
9 years ago
I think I'm getting lucky already as a local spunk touched base. 😁 we still may be playing the lucky dip if nothing else works out. Stirry I want to cancel the slab. 😝
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MissBishere
9 years ago
I'm horny and drinking in my lingerie let's get this show happening...
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RHP User
9 years ago
How much longer are we going to be waiting for..... Ready to get my keys on..... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Pluck a fuck? Hahaha I'm crying 😂😂😂
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RHP User
9 years ago
Jeez it takes a massive orgy to pull you out of the woodwork lol oops not an orgy
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
May not have made it with the load of moonshine he had on board. Either that or he broke a spoke on a wagon wheel.
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RHP User
9 years ago
He's still on his way home. Got delayed searching for rivnuts.......don't know if that's code for something though 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' He's still on his way home. Got delayed searching for rivnuts.......don't know if that's code for something though 😉 Are you sure he didn't say 'his nuts'??
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' I'm horny and drinking in my lingerie let's get this show happening... lucky lingerie
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'm sure......he would have no dramas telling me about his nuts if the urge struck 😝
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Licking the nuts of the guy riding shotgun. Brokeback mountain style.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Searching for rivnuts is code for he was sitting in his truck having a bat at the gay cruising truck stop. "Honest officer!! I was searching for rivnuts"
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RHP User
9 years ago
Beautiful profile pic - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Spellcheck ribbed my nuts dammit
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RHP User
9 years ago
Ribbed for your pleasure. Hahaha
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RHP User
9 years ago
I just get back from Hawaii....and it's gone from like 3 pages to 7..., Btw thanks for the donations lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
"I just got back from Hawaii" is code for you got rid of a big load....
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RHP User
9 years ago
More than I thought possible....lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Is I've written you all down here....given you a number, and now I'm off to find a random number generator to attribute these numbers before posting the results..... We have 68 entries, and a lot of newbies too so that's kinda cool.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Best thread in ages - you rock, as do your rivnuts 👍
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hOOray4bOObies
9 years ago
Yay for boobs I'm in. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Wow what a smokin hot profile pic! 😍😍😍
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Betty7216' Who are you suggesting might be unattractive enough to require a blind man as their match? 😳😱 Sorry, you kinda threw yourself under the bus there! 😂 😂 I meant he would not be superficial like many of the simpler gender ;) But he does comment when a lovely lady smells nice!
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RHP User
9 years ago
The draw has been drawn...... 70 entrants, and I really hope I've not skipped any....imma post bomb with the results - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
9 years ago
Quoting 'blackhipster' I'm totally down for this... if it's even still happening. I hope it's happening. Welcome to RHP jungle!!! Damn, and you have to be from interstate! Bugger!!!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Do I need to say that these results aren't going to turn everyone on..... And it's not an invitation to be creepy cunts either.... Results in the next post.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Qefenta--twisted mister Luvsilver--1longname Softandcurious--missjonesy Shaunus101--Hotwives_Inc Horneycouplewa--Mischievouslad CuckNshells--Annie Willow--boobsorbust Summer--Misterplayful PepperRose--usrightnow Sontheloose--Elliethiya PoisonIV--funforyou169 Lilyorchid--Sammie192 Kiwiguyinperth--PurpleHaze44 Masculine55--RubenesqueRed HankEPanky--xxticklishxx Libbylou--funtimohyes WiccaWitch--CountryTouch Codsworth--Giamep71 Pinksprinkles--Betty7216 MissB--LongestDream SunQLD--Blissful45 Lovman8--MissKez Cavey--Mstr_Full Cognitive84--Jamminu2 Langton--LuckDragon RedRouge--Letsbefriends Tall60--Virgogirl1968 Manwomanorcouple--Andysunshine Rawdesire--JJRock Ohtobeyoung--BlackHipster Somuchfunforus--Cmilz Keepitsimple72--SingleBoi4U MrandMrsAraps--Rickblaine Cal1983--Lily1970 StarJustice--Hooray4B00bies - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Yeah Im happy with that Hawt couple boobsorbust. Now let's double dippy date with shaunus and hotwives inc..., party central. Lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
Summer, sorry you're stuck with me instead of Shaunus. Better luck next time LOL. Shaunus, due to all the hype it seems you get two for the price of one you lucky man. Enjoy! - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
9 years ago
I demand a recount. No offence Sammie. My slab bribe has not worked. 😔 I shall wait for the ballot votes to come in. stuffy the name in the hat method. 😝
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RHP User
9 years ago
Pink! Yeah yeah baby 👍
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Stirry' Keepitsimple72--SingleBoi4U I ain't sad... we've chatted before actually, what are the odds?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Wiccawitch! Looks like we're off to Deni for our first date eh? ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Didn't draw Willow. Maybe I'll get second prize and win the lotto tonight. - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Shells, I'll book us the penthouse for tonight. Woo woo!!
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RHP User
9 years ago
You don't really drive trucks you are really that person who sends people their perfect matches on dating sites. Poor Hank_e, lives a million miles away. So no lucky dipping there😋 But nice try anyway Stiry 👏🏻👏🏻
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Pink and Betty. Looks like you 2 will be the entertainment at lunch tomorrow...........
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RHP User
9 years ago
How bloody lovely. I'll be right over usrightnow. Armidale is beautiful this time of year. Hope you can squeeze me in somewhere. X
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RHP User
9 years ago
Good one. What an awesome thread idea. Such fun Oh... I spy Cavey's match. Wonder who'll top
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RHP User
9 years ago
Well I got lucky..hot and well spoken (from what I've seen of his profile & posts) ;-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Bring on November baby!!!
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RHP User
9 years ago
I like a man with a brain that can make me laugh, so I'm happy 😄 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Count me in... This should be a blast
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RHP User
9 years ago
As I have a school reunion on the same weekend of the Deni Ute Muster, I can't do that weekend, however, I see you like the country shows? Ours is tomorrow and I'm getting my ute spic and span for the ute comp there. Not the most romantic date but you can come help me polish my bull bar today 😜
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MsJonesy
9 years ago
Ahhh....the 'curious' part might get tested 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
How about an elevated conversation under a Darwin moon ? Q
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RHP User
9 years ago
Watch out girl the champagne will be flowing , me feeding you oysters whispering sweet nothings in your ear . For dessert ? you my sexy pussy cat . Could be a very long lunch 😜
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RHP User
9 years ago
Oohhhh we are 8 km away from each other!!! Almost neighbours!! Reading your profile...bondage...Are you a rigger or just basic restraint? I'm trying to figure out how to rig a chain suspension, without cutting off blood supply haha. Need a patient bunny bottom to work on. Or someone who can show me. Nice placement of pot plant, by the way ;)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Promises promises 😜
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Seachange73
9 years ago
Can the gals and I have a little peek at Mr Shanus and when you're done with him, and he has resurfaced from your dungeon, we can come around and give him mouth to mouth resuscitation. Or mouth to... 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
Looks like you get CT's blind uncle 😜
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Seachange73
9 years ago
Looks like I will be getting CT's blind uncle. But never mind, there will be a lot of feeling up my skirt stuff and he can Braille me ass anytime!!! 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
Always the bridemaid and never the bride... Or should that be... is there a phrase for best man? ... Never mind. It's ok, truckers have one in every city don't they?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' Looks like I will be getting CT's blind uncle. But never mind, there will be a lot of feeling up my skirt stuff and he can Braille me ass anytime!!! 😉 Don't you realise that the little bumps around the nipple are Braille for "suck here"?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Summer, Yep we've been on a break for about four or five months so there's a reserved sign hanging on the door of the shower at the moment. Reserved for one lady only that is. Starting to think about taking the sign down soon but until then you'd best be backing Lily's demand for a redraw.
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boobsandbusted
9 years ago
Whoohooo ,we are new and wanted an exsperianced teacher to show us 50 shades of all things sex ,we got Willow ,winner winner ,chicken dinner - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Ok.. we are in lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'xxticklishxx' You don't really drive trucks you are really that person who sends people their perfect matches on dating sites. Poor Hank_e, lives a million miles away. So no lucky dipping there😋 But nice try anyway Stiry 👏🏻👏🏻 How about the restaurant of your choice for dinner then clubbing afterwards?I have reservations at the Mile High Club
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RHP User
9 years ago
Lily1970.... ill fire up the private jet and see you soon haha 😉
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compressor
9 years ago
sure would love to find my match
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RHP User
9 years ago
I travel to Sydney on occasion. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Predictive text grrrr - Posted from rhpmobile
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luvsilver
9 years ago
Looks like Mrs Luvsilver is taken care off.Lucky for me the footy is on tonight. Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
9 years ago
Oh that's so thoughtful, calling me experienced instead of old. Haha. Thank you for the lovely messag also. And a peek at your pg. OMGawd!!! 2 hotties I tells ya!! Had a few lovely messages because of this thread. Thanks Stirry. And Giame... Well ends up I knows ya from another site. Small world.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice'and demand a re-draw. not a complete redraw, I was expecting a good pranking from Stirry, but that random generator worked out quite well indeed :) No redraws, you can't mess with fate Summer, haven't you seen Final Destination! :P
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'm still waiting for a reply from my match, so won't ask for a redraw just yet........ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I will share with you. We can corrupt B or B together. Drag them to hellfire and.... Welcome to the dark side...
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Seachange73
9 years ago
squirting is so much fun!! Remember, don't diss it til you try it
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RHP User
9 years ago
Not a complete redraw..just partial? How does that work?! :p As for tempting fate...aren't we all doing that just a little by being here and throwing ourselves into it (even into Stirry's bowl of keys/names) even if all in fun ;-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I agree with you there!! From a male perspective, I love being able to make a female squirt!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Cal1983' Lily1970.... ill fire up the private jet and see you soon haha 😉 Ready when you are!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Gather round and bend over. This Dexter gets to pinch your lucky arse cheeks 😈 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Squirting for Dummies
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RHP User
9 years ago
"Drought proof Australia.....make the bitch squirt!!" I'm just curious, if they mean squirt sexually, or taking a piss :/
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RHP User
9 years ago
I may need to work on a round 2 by the looks :)
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Seachange73
9 years ago
round 2. chuck my name back into the hat, will ya. same deal... if I get Shanus, the slab is yours... lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
Still nothing, so round 2 for me to please! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Not that lucky had 2 whole days to myself! Yes by myself!!!!!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Throw my name in again too
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RHP User
9 years ago
We can get the party started kik S Q
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RHP User
9 years ago
☺️ xxx ☺️ Good fun. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Your match is currently too busy to get on here and read your message..... Lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
Apologies for late reply Shanus, in Brissie ATM, spending time with wonderful people 😍 Young man, have your weeties is all I can say (lol) Any time spent with the Hotwives (singularly or plural) will be something you'll never forget ... Ever !!!!!!! Mary xx
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MissBishere
9 years ago
For a round two
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RHP User
9 years ago
Sounds fun. I'm in - Posted from rhpmobile
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MissBishere
9 years ago
You matched with me... not sure how that makes you a winner 😕 You're smoking hot though 😘
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RHP User
9 years ago
With round 1's match for me. But we can go round 2 as well if he wants to add to the mix ;-) You know, add adventure & spice, keep things interesting! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Sure. I'm in. But I'm going to need a bigger bed.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Ok well I'll do my best to do a round 2 as soon as I can, hopefully work allows for it sometime in the forthcoming week.... :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'd agree with you about longest dream too ;) you may not be so lucky in the next round though lol You may draw me lmfao - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
With Pink 😜 Thanks Stirry - perfect match ❤️ We will have several others with us too - we're greedy 😉
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Another round......we can do some bag shopping, maybe hit the day spa before we head back to the penthouse
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RHP User
9 years ago
Damn this sounds like fun. Missed out on Round 1 but definately in for the next round Keys are in!!!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I was rather impressed with the hand that random chance dealt me, but... what's the saying, "dirty wife, happy life"? jackpot
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RHP User
9 years ago
Can I play too please
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RHP User
9 years ago
...could've been all sorts of fireworks finding me on your arm....not sure what silence on my match's part means but I quite like girls with a bit of figure.
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