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January 24 2013

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Figured we needed a thread where it is impossible to go off topic! Feel free to talk about whatever you want.........just like a conversation in real life!

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  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I am happy all went well for both you ladies... :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxy'Every time I visit my parents they always ask me "when are you going to get a boyfriend??". My mum asked if I had found love yet. I replied "Nah, but I'm finding plenty of lust". She abrubtly changed the topic.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I hope he comes back.... As much as I hate to admit it, I think guys might be people too, so I don't think there is a bloody formula unfortunately. What I'm trying to say (very poorly) is that it might bother some guys, but not others, some may even find it hot when you mention your harem of lovers Quoting 'Meeka100' Oh nuts, piss and bollocks. Think I made a rooky mistake. Very cute 20 something bi boy who messaged me and I one.... take three weeks to respond & then in my second message I am telling him about other lovers... well that I have them. Shit, I am always pissed when a guy mentions other women to me in the first few emails. Or doesn't that bother guys?? Boo hoo. He was really cute but I think he has done a runner.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    just say...''Don't worry Mum,I've found many''....I guarantee that she will never ask you again.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Your ever increasing collection of profile pics is wonderful!!!

  • madotara69

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    12 years ago

    Scientists have taken DNA from a woman claiming to be a lesbian, and crossed it with a hippopotamus DNA that appeared to have the lesbian type behavior with other hippos.Excitedly the scientists announced the success with creating a lickalotapuss. Mado

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I wonder how many people lie about their ages here? I was contacted by a 40 year-old couple, and have a lot of trouble believing she is under fifty. And a forum poster just aged three years in a week?   The mind boggles.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Direct' I wonder how many people lie about their ages here?   I was contacted by a 40 year-old couple, and have a lot of trouble believing she is under fifty.   And a forum poster just aged three years in a week?   The mind boggles. I should lie about my age ffs.   41   looks 32.5   acts 16   bahahahahaha   oh and how remiss, has the stamina of a 55 yr old in bed

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Most men over 45 seem to shave around 5 years off their ages. In some cases up to 10. Or maybe they have just had a fucking hard life!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Should I be offended that a person with the profile name of grannyrooter keeps looking at my profile? Bwahaha I am not that old!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    It seems we missed your birthday, you sneaky woman...   HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Happy birthday to you. I hope you had a wonderfully debaucherous day and got up to plenty of mischief!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEEKA...x R....sorry we missed it,may many bi boys be falling at your tiny feet this year

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    FOXY PS-I've ordered the book you recommended..can't wait to read it :-)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I hope your day was filled with many exquisite moments xx

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I'm so glad you like themQuoting 'anythingrightnow' Your ever increasing collection of profile pics is wonderful!!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I hope it was a fabulous day

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    World War Z yesterday. A bit disappointing, too 'Hollywood-ised' as I thought it would be. And some elements definitely missing. I've got the book but haven't read it yet, think that will be next on the list after Sex at Dawn.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    *spanks her own bum*HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEEKA!!! mwaaaaaah.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Loving her new release song "True love"...Just under three weeks till I see her in concert. :-) FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Most men over 45 seem to shave around 5 years off their ages. In some cases up to 10. Or maybe they have just had a fucking hard life!! Ok I know I look 45 but I am 53, I am.........rooly and truly !Happy Birthday Chicky Babe x

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Most men over 45 seem to shave around 5 years off their ages. In some cases up to 10. Or maybe they have just had a fucking hard life!! Ok I know I look 45 but I am 53, I am.........rooly and truly ! Happy Birthday Chicky Babe x

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I didn't scare him off after all. He may be coming to the meet and greet, which no doubt is a good way to scare him off good and proper. LMAO.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You mean the bi boy? Well done! I can't wait, I've been working way too hard.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Fantastic! Loved it .Sat all day Sunday and watched season II... FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My book arrived today and have to collect from the PO.FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxy' My book arrived today and have to collect from the PO.FOXY Cool! Just don't expect it to solve the mystery of love and relationships! LOL. The two women who wrote the book are extremely alternative and very out there. And quite kinky too from memory. I did find that some of the scenarios they described where a bit out there, not sure if most people could sustain it, but it was an interesting book and it certainly opened my mind to different ways people can be happy.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'SuperFoxy' My book arrived today and have to collect from the PO.FOXY Cool! Just don't expect it to solve the mystery of love and relationships! LOL. The two women who wrote the book are extremely alternative and very out there. And quite kinky too from memory. I did find that some of the scenarios they described where a bit out there, not sure if most people could sustain it, but it was an interesting book and it certainly opened my mind to different ways people can be happy. Foxy and Meeks, sounds intriguing. What was the book if you don't mind me asking :-)Cheers,W.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I'm sick... It's quite possibly man flu. I'm feeling bored and whingy. The increase in posting may continue until I'm better. Just so's y'all know...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    worst mood ever I'm a tired, sooky, bored,bloated, headachey, snotty, whingey, whiny, grumpy cow ...and I don't know whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I am sure you have read it, the book we are discussing is The Ethical Slut

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Me too! I reckon we all need a bloody good root.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Me too!!!! F*ck this day :-(

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Hope you all feel better x And I promise I'm done with the name changes. For now.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'anythingrightnow' Me too!!!! F*ck this day :-( Cheer up gorgeous. Two sleeps to go. I am sure we can find some people willing to tie you up and give you are mind blowing....... massage to help you de stress.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' I am sure you have read it, the book we are discussing is The Ethical Slut Thanks Meeks, I Actually haven't read it but have wanted to for a quite while now. Happy Birthday BTW :-)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Drinks tomorrow night in the city. See you all there!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    WOW! WOW! WOW! love it...almost finished reading it and then I am going to read t again! FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I highly recommend reading....I am no longer confused. :) FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    And Meeka and everyone else going to the drinks night, I hope you have a fantastic and debaucherous night. I hope to make it to one, one day. I'll be there in spirit, have a drink for me. I'll be at the footy watching the cats get a hiding (I hope). I hope all the sickies are feeling a better. I am. A bit anyhow... Enough to enjoy the weekend :-)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Go the might cats :-p

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    So, I spent over $200 on nylon yesterday... With my new-found obsession has come the realisation that I need some suspenders. I've never had any but love how they look. BM does some awesome ones. No idea where I'd wear them but I'm sure an occasion will come up. That does sound like an interesting book, I'll have to chase it up as well.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My Results: (which I'm very proud of) True Ethical Slut Whoa! You scored 34 Sluttiness Points and 22 Ethics Points! Interesting... Doesn’t sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just maybe, if we can get more happy good sex out into the world, we can make it a happier place for everyone in it. You know how to communicate about what you want and how to listen to your partner’s desires. You even use your turn signals. You’re just an all around good person. You are one of the beautiful people.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    haha Ms Poppins....you should do a Forum Topic and get people to do the test??I just did the test...Happy Almost-SlutWhoa! You scored 18 Sluttiness Points and 12 Ethics Points! Interesting...It's clear that you're at least a bit sex-positive but you may still have some hang-ups about the whole consensual nonmonogamy thing. Or, maybe you simply prefer to dabble in slutdom. Either way you lean just keep treating yourself and others with respect and you can't go wrong.You scored 18% on Sluttiness, higher than 32% of your peers.You scored 12% on Ethics, higher than 38% of your peers.FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Enjoy and get lots of LUVIN!FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    MissPoppins, that quiz read like my life, ahaha! I'm a true Ethical Slut as well, 41 Sluttiness Points and 31 Ethics points. But why do I have more points than you? They say you lose points if you take the quizz too slowly? M** (I need to get me this book!)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Everyone doing the quizz, make sure to Google "santorum" when done and click on the first site (Wikipedia). Gold!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Maybe the results cover point ranges......orrrrr ummmm I'm very slowQuoting 'Mesmerised' MissPoppins, that quiz read like my life, ahaha! I'm a true Ethical Slut as well, 41 Sluttiness Points and 31 Ethics points. But why do I have more points than you? They say you lose points if you take the quizz too slowly? M** (I need to get me this book!) I think all those going tomorrow night should have a drink and a damn good root on our behalf foxyQuoting 'SuperFoxy' Enjoy and get lots of LUVIN!FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Luckdragon23'So, I spent over $200 on nylon yesterday... With my new-found obsession has come the realisation that I need some suspenders. I've never had any but love how they look. BM does some awesome ones. No idea where I'd wear them but I'm sure an occasion will come up. That does sound like an interesting book, I'll have to chase it up as well. And Garter belts feel sexy.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MissPoppins' Quoting 'Mesmerised' I think all those going tomorrow night should have a drink and a damn good root on our behalf foxyQuoting 'SuperFoxy' Enjoy and get lots of LUVIN!FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Didn't they snag the hairs on your thighs?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    But in such a nice way. ;)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I can't believe this thread is still going!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    OMG I have just gotten home from Sydney and had the most amazing weekend.... Fri got to meet some amazingly genuine and funny people, go to Angels and Demon's where I got to try a few things that I have thought of doing in the past but never thought I would ever get the chance to do (thanks to Anything and Meeka for such a fantastic night). Sat got to get some new pics done for my profile (yay) and then Sat night got to meet some more fun and really nice people at the meet and greet. Am so glad I was able to make it to Sydney for the weekend!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I'm up to episode 9 of Game of Thrones and I almost don't want to watch it, knowing what happens. Ugh, I know I'll probably get teary over the wolf.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Luckdragon23'I'm up to episode 9 of Game of Thrones and I almost don't want to watch it, knowing what happens. Ugh, I know I'll probably get teary over the wolf. I cried.     But on a positive note: Subgal, I loved meeting you!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Mesmerised. Thou would have loved it if you could have joined us on the Friday night too. Maybe next time I am down?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Manly_McHardon' I can't believe this thread is still going! You are a man who has skills that are in demand!!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Luckdragon23' I'm up to episode 9 of Game of Thrones and I almost don't want to watch it, knowing what happens. Ugh, I know I'll probably get teary over the wolf. The midget finally expresses his lustful feelings for the wolf.Come to think of it, every episode (almost) appears to toss in some midget romps.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I would do the midget.... he is such a likeable character. But then again I like naughty men.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I think I just figured out who you met in Melbourne. You lucky cow! How cute are they.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Have a great time at the Pink concert! Jeeeaaaaalooouuuus!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    JeeeeaaaaallouuuuusAAAQuoting 'Mesmerised' Have a great time at the Pink concert! Jeeeaaaaalooouuuus!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Pink was 50 shades of AWESOME! God that was a great concert! And Meeka... I am pretty cute but how did you figure it out? :-D

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    That's awesome!!I am seeing her next Friday night. :)Can't wait.I heard this concert better than last one?FOXYQuoting 'Awesome71' Pink was 50 shades of AWESOME! God that was a great concert!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Speaking of peeps psyched for the Pink concert, would love to hear what is everyones awesome weekend plans ? Cheers,W.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I am trying to catch up on sleep... :-)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    It is my daughter's 29th birthday today.....I am soooo incredibly proud of my gorgeous girl...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!   Araps, I have a hot date tonight.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Any, Could have definitely used some more sleep as well Freya, Happy Birthday for yesterday Mesmerised, Hope the hot date went well Me, Flew back to Canberra after a week away for work and spent some nice time my kids Today was day rock climbing on the coast near Nowra while Canberra was raining and well .... Canberra in the winter. burrrr.Cheers,W.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Just wanted to give Deepblue the biggest hug, today must have been tough. Rest peacefully, Nutter.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My "naughty" profile pic I had of the lollipop is longer allowed...probably to Raunchy or somefink!! :( :( FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    to One Emerald...I hope she is ok,but sometimes it gets a bit much and it is good to take a break.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You still with us?? FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    P!NK concert tonight..... FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Sooooo Jealous - Have a great night Foxy!Quoting 'SuperFoxy' P!NK concert tonight..... FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    with a master

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxy' My "naughty" profile pic I had of the lollipop is longer allowed...probably to Raunchy or somefink!! :( :( FOXY Don't get it? So you can show your assets but you cant suck a phallic shaped lolly pop

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Foxy one.

  • Cheekyarses

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    12 years ago

    Just spent a few days in Melbourne n could only get to one great sex shop... It had a great variety of toys, fetish things, lingerie n other accessories of whips, floggers, poles, sex chair etc etc. ended up with a nice toy which was alot of fun!! But I wanted to see a strip show n I couldn't find one!! I know how many women want to take their husband to strip shows etc.... Was very disappointed - could anyone tell us where they are for when we venture to Melbourne again? Mrs Cheeky x

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Cheekyarses' I know how many women want to take their husband to strip shows etc.... Was very disappointed - could anyone tell us where they are for when we venture to Melbourne again? Mrs Cheeky x King St in the city - quite a few to choose from. They are all couple friendly.Quite lucky to have a woman here that loves to take her husband to a strip show!Mr C

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    God there are a gazillion of them! Kittens in South Melbourne is the one I've been to. It is fun taking your guy to a strip club and interesting too. Ya shoulda called on the available local knowledge my friends!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    for a little while,feeling a bit dazed and confused off to Antartica .xR

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Freya, hope to see you soon. xx

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    wonderful care of YOU! I'm sending you love and squishy (((hugs))) Quoting 'Freya73' for a little while,feeling a bit dazed and confused off to Antartica .xR

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Did you get instant posting, or is RHP just incredibly fast this morning?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya73' for a little while,feeling a bit dazed and confused off to Antartica .xR I hope it's not bad news?? Take care lovley and we will see you soon. xx

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    YEP I'd turn. Need I say more. FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Has disappeared too.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Change of plans for Freya...LOL she's off to the North Pole -more things there! :) Foxy

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I hope she's with Freya... that would be an exciting! :) Foxy

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Hope your feeling the love again soon and will be back sometime. Hugs,W

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Think this no sex or masterbation is doing my head in.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I'm loving your new photos!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    enjoy your down time. See you two back sooner rather than later xxx

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Thank you sweetnessQuoting 'karynb' I'm loving your new photos!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Good luck to OneEmerald and MissSarahCurious.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    everyone is leaving.......wtf is going on Ohhh it's Chev isn't it...I knew it

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