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January 24 2013

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Figured we needed a thread where it is impossible to go off topic! Feel free to talk about whatever you want.........just like a conversation in real life!

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  • VillainNVixen

    VillainNVixen

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Luckdragon23'What a disappointing and boring Hottest 100. Triple J just isn't what it used to be. Guess I'm getting old *sigh* It is getting old, not you. I agree totally, I keep going bakc every now and then but after half an hour of boredom, back to the ipod for me.   BTW Great new profile pic Ms_Devious.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Luckdragon23' I've had to turn down an offer of naked fun tonight with a sexy couple because of the dregs of a stupid cold, plus I've been on antibiotics which it seems has resulted in a case of the dreaded 'T' word. Off to the chemist I go.... They are bad for you... Dont take em... Fight it the all natural way. Water, rest, food, rest, vit B, rest, hearty food, rest.Noticed I said rest a few things... not sex Miss Dragon

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    What does it mean 'do u puff?'?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    At nearly Macksville on the pacific highway time 2115 and the rain is posing to be quite challenging in places........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ghostbusters' At nearly Macksville on the pacific highway time 2115 and the rain is posing to be quite challenging in places........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    STAY SAFE PEOPLESWinds are blowing strong and rain has eased my place...I'm a block from the sea and I can hear the ocean ROARING!!http://www.bom.gov.au/qld/warnings/

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Thank you Dragonfly i shall wonder no more......altho i still think its showing off !as for the gland thing....im happy to pay the vet .......but thanks LOLnext youll be telling me where to buy elbow length rubber gloves........ for the sheep.....that i dont have any of....how do you reckon people stumbled upon the fact that if you seek out that bush in the jungle with the red berriesand you pick them, boil them peel them roart then and then grind them up really fine, freeze dry them.....then add them to boiling hot water, mis with milk and sugar........would ever make a damn nice way to wake up in the morning, or share a chat over ???How do people sort this stuff out ??? How many people die from poisoning before it becomes a commercial venture I wonder.......Take the chestnut...who would have thought to peel the prickle little sucker,peel it , cut it, roast it and then make stuffing with it ???food pioneers........thank you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69' WTF could be exciting, or even slightly dangerous about sitting at a coffee table. Unless Late is another 1oftzfckn things that means Logistical Alternate Tacking Equation , or Looking At Tits EvenBut cappuccinoCan A Pirate Practice Unscrupulous Cunnilingus Causing Intense Nymphomaniac ObsessionsPirates can do anything they want. That is what pirates do. Ok I have to take the boat up the Hawkesbury. I can slip and moore it there cheap and easy. Then turn it into a floating Sexercise, Sexing,Sexy,Sex Boat = 4S&B from now on. For anyone who needs a getaway up the colo river. Thats 2% worth taking my chances, pretty good odds.The cup is definitely 2% full.What about I get you to first mate the boat until we get to that coffee shop, I will take Her from there then you can run to the Finnish line with the calm tide running up the river, jsk Then you can help me paint the old girl. Proteus II.Cavey, what can you tell us about proteus ? and Jay_me Stay right there. Superfox can you fly with that red cape, Westpac ain't no F1-11Jsk, purely for the medical records in the ships log Where do you rate yourslelf on jmans scale of 1 to 10? It's a voluntary answer, I am settling with 1- 3\4 because I did not know it was a mans hand at the time, neither did Tara.I do remember being impressed with Tara at the time, considering the configuration, It's water off the ducks back. The next time he came over, we just worked together with Tara.Manly you are a genius your timing was spot on for me, so now i can stir the pot with this lot of extraordinaire sex maniacsFreya I have to think for a while to find some words to honor you, but Thankyou xxMeeka If you come home looking the way you did last night, again. I saw you in your undies, I wasn't in the chat rooms for long. but I was nearly very late to work. It was just sexy the way you said goodnight.Mike and Mel Thanks again for your thoughts, and you helped me with a lot more than you probably don't even conceive. It was the perfect answer for what was asked. And very well written. You have helped me to understand something that seemed truly difficult. Paintme, I have some special feelings for you, It is TrueNow for you young fellers, If you think a bit, you never know how it can pay off until it does. If it is the prize you want, then always remember that IF I appears that you are trying to root the missus better than I can, which with all respects, I doubt, I have 20 years on you and still learning how to press the buttons, And I am willing to climb the scale of 1 to 10 If it is considered as enjoying twisting left or right nuts as an equaling playing technique. Sorry Tara is not a prize, She is the lady I love and love being with, And her with me. If you were to be used like a human sex toy, with feelings and respectand happy for that then, Tara may put you in her toy box. If, I am doing my part right, cos if i aint getting, you aint either. So I am working hard for you, might need you to work with me .I reckon thats fair mado, Mado Dear skipper,are you talking in some ancient mariners code because apart from the first bit about da coffee's and some other bits and pieces i'm at a loss to understand most that you wrote lol,however this being da case i'm more than keen to learn this old code,how else will we be able to sail Proteus II to said coffee shop,oh yeah fcuk running to the finish line i'd rather water ski off the back of da old girl and whats with and i quote Jsk, purely for the medical records in the ships log Where do you rate yourslelf on jmans scale of 1 to 10? It's a voluntary answer, I am settling with 1- 3\4 because I did not know it was a mans hand at the time, neither did Tara.I do remember being impressed with Tara at the time, considering the configuration, It's water off the ducks back. The next time he came over, we just worked together with Tara unquote,WTF is that all about,if niether you or Tara knew it was a mans hand then how did i get such a low ranking .As for helping out with da paint work its not a problem as i once was a top gun spraypainter,little rusty these days but hey i am getting on abit when it comes to my age its just me feeling my age somewhat lol,and how do you know the colour of superfox's cape,are you not revealing everything to your loyal half wit first mate lol,please let me know DT and ETA so i can get my sorry arse to ticket master and book my ticket for our little get away,yours truely first mate jamie

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    To add that considering my girth we'll need to attach a turbo to the johnson and no offence to anyone over da age of 45.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    13 years ago

    Hi jks, Just got home from work, nineteen hours in the rain.There was no big seas, today. last night I was visualizing heading the boat into a sea like that, and there is no way in the world a six horse outboard would have any effect other than making the boat heavier.The thing is, I have decided to relocate the boat, and I am limited to moving it by having a very calm ocean. It is quite a time consuming task, and will no doubt be a spontaneous moment, I can only expect it will be me, and feller with a good tinny, and tow the boat through the open waters.When that moment happens, It is best to get into it early morning, and try to beat the onshore winds, they can start as the day begins to warm. An underpowered boat in the wind, is an underpowered boat in the wind. Jsk, I am explaining a few things to you now, ok. So all the other stuff was mucking around, and all was fun and jokes.There is sets of swells traveling through the surface of the ocean water. The swell you see is actually energy moving through the water, and like friction it drags the water a little bit. (like a balloon with static has hairs stand and try to follow) Depending on how much energy is being made from the earth, moons, sun and stars. It is noticeably seen by the size of swell it creates. We are only talking about swell, not waves. The boat trip is out in deeper water and the swell.So the ocean may have a two meter swell, which is fairly calm. Energy running with air gives wind. Wind traveling over the surface of water, also drags it along, and creates another swell on top of the ocean swell, and that is called the sea swell. For example, a two meter swell is measured, with strong winds blowing, measuring a one meter sea. So the forecast as boating weather would be registered as, a two meter swell with one meter seas, with directions, and a level of visibility. That is when things start getting rough, and very powerful, That power has to be respected, as we are at it's mercy. We had been travelling to reef 18 miles out to sea, 300 foot deep. Punching at sea, is where you drive the boat almost directly into the swell,and sea. Often the wind can travel in different directions to the swell, and you get What is called a messy, or choppy boating conditions. So we at times would head out Wide (no waves, deep water) to the third reef 18 miles out from eye level, standing at waters edge. ( you dissect a point where water meets sand and measure up to around two meters straight up. called eye level) so we are heading out wide 18 miles into a 8 meter swell with 2 mete sea, that's getting exciting. Imagine heading into 30 meter swell with six meter seas. Before gps was developed, Land marks were used to find the point of destination. so as you get further from land the mountains start getting lower with vision, and as you are traveling out at a bit of angle, the mountains in front of mountains start crossing each other, so a typical land mark to find the spot to drop lines on top of reef. would have a mountain peak that just disappears from your line of site, then a distant mountain peak will line up with a closer lower peak, then any particular mountain peaks cross to center with each other. Those marks could be miles apart from each other, though when they all meet at the visual intersections You have a reasonably accurate point of destination.Going out wide often depends on how well the visibility is, rain, fog, haze, mist. If there is low visibility, then you would be looking for land marks for closer points to the shore. There are three main reefs off barren joey headlands, Broken Bay, Palm beach, if you are familiar to any said there. I think they are about 5 miles then 12miles and 18 miles, after that you loose sight all together for the horizon, curvature of the earth, I can't remember the actual distance from eye level, line of sight, 24miles has come to my thoughts. There is an answer, if it was researched. And Tacking is when you turn the boat to cross the face of swell and turn the bow of the boat into the land mark you choose. Turning a boat side on to a big swell and high seas, can, is a dangerous time to be in, and counting the swells patterns, for the slightest break in the sets, six, i think. most sets of swell come in groups of six. try counting the sixth 40 foot swell with high seas, you could be rolling amongst 50,60,70, foot mountains of energy, and one of them hits you side on (broad side) your in a capsized boat, hoping like fuck that Miss SuperFox is coming to the rescue.I liked the 1oftzfckn things for all the letters in cappuccinoCan A Pirate Practice Unscrupulous Cunnilingus Causing Intense Nymphomaniac Obsessionsso I see you have spruced your self up a bit.MADO

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Well we must say that HERNHIMPERTH are the most AMAZING and MAGICAL couple to whom we’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting in our lives, my hubby started swinging at the age of 18 yrs and I started in my early 20’s and this couple are the best ever to date, that we have ever had the pleasure of meeting, they are so much like us its AWESOME,and we had the time of our lives, they are every bit themselves, they are honest,straight up, sincere, and simply a GREAT AMAZING AND MAGICAL time was had by all…. Have found friends for life there… A VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO HERNHIMPERTH for coming into our lives…. YOU’S ARE THE BEST xxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'jsk6767'To add that considering my girth we'll need to attach a turbo to the johnson and no offence to anyone over da age of 45. on your profile handsome

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'charlie55'What does it mean 'do u puff?'?Maybe luckdragon can answer this one? It's magic...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'charlie55' What does it mean 'do u puff?'?- Posted from rhpmobile Probably do you smoke dope.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Day one of the Nicorette patches today! I have tried the brand that the doctors give a script for and they make me feel really sick! Would rather pay $25 for a pack of 7 patches that works than $5 for a pack of about 30 that makes me sick and doesn't help me to quit at all! Wish me luck! Although I might need something else to stick in my mouth now! xFunlovingx

  • zoe69r

    zoe69r

    13 years ago

    wow is all i have got to say . the other weekend when we all met and played it was a awesome night i had so much fun and i hope i pleased you all as well and if ther is anything else i can do please dont hesitate to tell me and i will c wot i can do . and to the ladies u can most definatley xdress me and do my make up and all sorts of other special things , mmm . and the same goes to u perthkinkycouple thank you for comimg into my life and letting me into yours , you r show me all sorts of wonderful and interesting things i never thought of and want to try xxx.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Good luck!! xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    thank the lord you two old salts got your coms sorted..........jsk was quite right in stating that he had no idea what you were talking about in your original broadcast.....had me PMSLOL.....your explanation is just as .....um....interestingperhaps wear floatees from cunnalingus point to aid Suoerfox when she saves you both...because she is going to have to by the sounds of it lolboys and their toys.....or each others it sounded like

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'friskyeatin' Quoting 'Luckdragon23' I've had to turn down an offer of naked fun tonight with a sexy couple because of the dregs of a stupid cold, plus I've been on antibiotics which it seems has resulted in a case of the dreaded 'T' word. Off to the chemist I go.... They are bad for you... Dont take em... Fight it the all natural way. Water, rest, food, rest, vit B, rest, hearty food, rest.Noticed I said rest a few things... not sex Miss Dragon I wasn't taking the antibiotics for the cold, I'm not silly. I had a couple blisters that got infected and believe me they weren't going to get better with just water and vitamin B. And I don't agree that antibiotics are bad for you. They are over-prescribed and misused, which has caused the problems we see now with resistant bacterial strains such as MRSA. That is human stupidity at fault, not the antibiotics themselves. Antibiotics have saved and continue to save the lives of many people who would die without them.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I've recently discovered how much fun it is to cryovac things! ;D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Luckdragon23' Quoting 'friskyeatin' Quoting 'Luckdragon23' I've had to turn down an offer of naked fun tonight with a sexy couple because of the dregs of a stupid cold, plus I've been on antibiotics which it seems has resulted in a case of the dreaded 'T' word. Off to the chemist I go.... They are bad for you... Dont take em... Fight it the all natural way. Water, rest, food, rest, vit B, rest, hearty food, rest.Noticed I said rest a few things... not sex Miss Dragon I wasn't taking the antibiotics for the cold, I'm not silly. I had a couple blisters that got infected and believe me they weren't going to get better with just water and vitamin B. And I don't agree that antibiotics are bad for you. They are over-prescribed and misused, which has caused the problems we see now with resistant bacterial strains such as MRSA. That is human stupidity at fault, not the antibiotics themselves. Antibiotics have saved and continue to save the lives of many people who would die without them. For infections for cuts, bits, bugs and etc yeah sure thing. No no vit b and water wont do much for u :) thought it was the flu. Yes! well over prescribed and well aware of resisted strains. Actually there is a girl in a gov hospital near you from PNG that has incurable form of TB strain.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Ah yes...I remember reading an article about her...a very sad situation.Quoting 'friskyeatin' Quoting 'Luckdragon23' Quoting 'friskyeatin' Quoting 'Luckdragon23' I've had to turn down an offer of naked fun tonight with a sexy couple because of the dregs of a stupid cold, plus I've been on antibiotics which it seems has resulted in a case of the dreaded 'T' word. Off to the chemist I go.... They are bad for you... Dont take em... Fight it the all natural way. Water, rest, food, rest, vit B, rest, hearty food, rest.Noticed I said rest a few things... not sex Miss Dragon I wasn't taking the antibiotics for the cold, I'm not silly. I had a couple blisters that got infected and believe me they weren't going to get better with just water and vitamin B. And I don't agree that antibiotics are bad for you. They are over-prescribed and misused, which has caused the problems we see now with resistant bacterial strains such as MRSA. That is human stupidity at fault, not the antibiotics themselves. Antibiotics have saved and continue to save the lives of many people who would die without them. For infections for cuts, bits, bugs and etc yeah sure thing. No no vit b and water wont do much for u :) thought it was the flu. Yes! well over prescribed and well aware of resisted strains. Actually there is a girl in a gov hospital near you from PNG that has incurable form of TB strain.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Right back at you PerthKinkyCouple. We have been doing the do on RHP for two years and have played with some great people.......also mucked around by time wasters. From whence we spoke with this unique pair we felt a connection, and when we met......Fireworks! Finally we have met a couple that we both can be who we really are with, and it seems we have been friends forever... Thank you PerthKinkyCouple for approaching us.....Thank you RHP for providing the means to meet one's perfect playmates and friends...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And I agree with TR nice pic Jsk.....the sand pit is fun again :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    What a bloody pisser!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'tuscanred' Quoting 'jsk6767'To add that considering my girth we'll need to attach a turbo to the johnson and no offence to anyone over da age of 45. on your profile handsome Quoting 'tuscanred' Quoting 'jsk6767'To add that considering my girth we'll need to attach a turbo to the johnson and no offence to anyone over da age of 45. on your profile handsome Its all down to the photogragher and her exceptional skill with a camera,jsk

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'doingitanywhere' And I agree with TR nice pic Jsk.....the sand pit is fun again :-) Thank you doingitanywhere,nice of you to say , and a big thank you to TR for uploading or is that downloading it for me jsk

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Saskia72' What a bloody pisser! Doe's that mean it's good or bad Saskia the reason im ask is i'm thinking of going to see it this friday jsk

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    simple story till you think about it some more.......made me cry....my pillow always knows when to just be quiet .......love him for thatbrilliant photography/cglove tigers

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    quite symmetrical, very graphic with just a hint of perfect round computer generated nipple... C'mon, put up a pic of the real thing!!! We all want to see it!!! ;-) and all=me lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    probably the best place to ask........she has disappeared she would talk about anything and she was everything????????all trace of her has disappeared

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    dont ya just hate it when you make a smart arse comment on a thread............and then cant remember what thread it was LOL...anyways...theres some guy on ABC2 discussing film making....his voice is just....soooooo sooooothing...irish accent (dublin - i think)...slow and relaxed and ...wow now i know far more about film making than i ever thought i wanted to know.....sounds like he is laying on a lounge...after taking a couple of vallium...hmm...one of the film topics was about how modern humans in their quest for material things loose touch with emotions and feelings....... see now ill be contemplating that for days ........and im still digesting the trauma of the tiger in the boat story........think ill need to take a few days off .....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Loved it, typical Tarantino... twists and turns. Strange things thrown in there... I don't really know, did they have sunglasses in that era? watch out for John Jarratt near the end, as an Aussie... strange but highly entertaining. Yes go see.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'missbowpeek' dont ya just hate it when you make a smart arse comment on a thread............and then cant remember what thread it was LOL...anyways...theres some guy on ABC2 discussing film making....his voice is just....soooooo sooooothing...irish accent (dublin - i think)...slow and relaxed and ...wow now i know far more about film making than i ever thought i wanted to know.....sounds like he is laying on a lounge...after taking a couple of vallium...hmm...one of the film topics was about how modern humans in their quest for material things loose touch with emotions and feelings....... see now ill be contemplating that for days ........and im still digesting the trauma of the tiger in the boat story........think ill need to take a few days off ..... If you had found the thread, maybe you would have written this one different, I am new to this typing things that are normally spoken. I think it is taken for granted, when people speak, they do with the emotions and feelings, which sets the jist of the way the speaker wants it heard, the listener hears and thinks to follow. It removes so much of the guess work for understanding the meanings and moods etc.The way it looks to me, the language from spoken to digital text is becoming condensed in a way. I am finding it difficult to express myself as an imaginative and visual type of smart arse, to typing it as such. This is where adapting to type will become easier, though I am already thinking for ways to shorten what to say and how to. It appears that is the trend.I am wondering if we start to not write it, because of the challenge for it being read and felt a certain way. Will that become the trend, and people start getting used to leave out the creative chat. Just get the point across in as little words they can, and abbreviate as much.Won't be long and conversations can be like... hi,hi. howru, gr8. me2, mm. ubn bsy, nup. me2, mm. mm, mm. hehe, lol. funnyA, pmsl. cul8r, ok.I think it will be better if I keep it taken however it is. hehe The way you wrote this above, I like it there is character, and easy to read.Thanks missbowpeekMado xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    When you get a Flirt from a guy and you reply in the negative only to get another reply to put you down??? I wish RHP would make it that they can't reply to the Flirt you replied with....Who knew some people could take a reply Flirt in a bad way? At least I didn't sent the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Flirt back! Puff Puff! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Lol sad isn't it??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Finally getting my ass out of this hostel into my own room, with my own bed!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Manly, get rid of that South Park chest and show us the real deal! And yes, I would like fries with that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'brenbob_68'probably the best place to ask........she has disappeared she would talk about anything and she was everything???????? all trace of her has disappeared She'll be back, I'm sure. I don't think she ever leaves for long. Luv ya, Peachy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    To the 30 or so men who have messaged me this week saying " I'll vote for you if you " insert " fuck me" , " show me your pussy " , " date me", or " show me your private gallery " .....thanks but no thanks - oh and fuck off :) - that is all

  • Phantom16

    Phantom16

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'DeliciousCplBris' To the 30 or so men who have messaged me this week saying " I'll vote for you if you " insert " fuck me" , " show me your pussy " , " date me", or " show me your private gallery " .....thanks but no thanks - oh and fuck off :) - that is all i concur deliciouscpl,so many idiots out there that show no respect for for anyone or especially a woman.tell to fuck off and ignore them.only the good honest ones will be allowed into your abode.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'DeliciousCplBris'To the 30 or so men who have messaged me this week saying " I'll vote for you if you " insert " fuck me" , " show me your pussy " , " date me", or " show me your private gallery " .....thanks but no thanks - oh and fuck off :) - that is all del, buy me dinner, take me out to see a movie and i may consider voting for you. hahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    To the 30 or so men To the 30 or so men who have messaged me this week saying " I'll vote for you if you " insert " fuck me" , " show me your pussy " , " date me", or " show me your private gallery " .....thanks but no thanks Get into them delish....u r way top classy for bone heads

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    YOU will buy me dinner AND drinks and give me a massage , then I will log onto your account from your bedroom and vote for my damn self :p .....K !?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'brenbob_68' probably the best place to ask........she has disappeared she would talk about anything and she was everything????????all trace of her has disappeared

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'paintme' quite symmetrical, very graphic with just a hint of perfect round computer generated nipple... C'mon, put up a pic of the real thing!!! We all want to see it!!! ;-) and all=me lol Not real?!? (and you can put that tongue wherever you wish!)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'brenbob_68'probably the best place to ask........she has disappeared she would talk about anything and she was everything???????? all trace of her has disappeared She'll be back, I'm sure. I don't think she ever leaves for long. Luv ya, Peachy. I second that motion Ms_D,loves MrsP big time,please hurry back,your loyal friend jamie

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    That irish man was back on the telly again tonight........how do you think he found out where i live ??now im not sure if his voice is relaxing .............or just slow and calculating.......wonder if i should report him to the communication ombudsman or somethingi just hummed the whole time and refused to learn anything more about filums.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    hey Mado....i think ive had conversations like that with my sons mates........and that was the talkative ones.I find the written word so seductive.A well worded approach or reply will always make me linger for a while longer to unwrap a few layers of a person, wondering what lies beneath.The same with a profile...expressive words tell so much more about who the person is, how they think, what their core is.I love engaging in the dance of seduction by verse. the innuendo, double entendre, sparring of wit.Great foreplay.I do wonder if we are loosing the art of conversation, the art of the written word. Emails i note are often with out salutation..no Dear, my dearest...lol...downgraded to Hi...., or just NAME....a little oconfronting..lacking somehow, but language is meant to be a living entity. Without change it will become stagnant and insufficient and useless.However I do think the IT guys are taking the piss out of us all.i meant think of the new words that have come into circulation with the advent of a computer in every home.Who in their righrt mind in a censored environment would have gotten away with calling that thing that sticks out of your laptop.....a dongle !!I mean...why a mouse....could have been a clicker.....the navigation aid....where is that list of IT words that mean something completely different 10 years ago......ill have more to say...later....no battery power left....!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I just realised I have received a validation,a very nasty one ''the best money can buy''.It is from a man I never met but chatted to online and rejected.The validation is dated September and he hasn't been on this site for over a month.His phone number and photo are there,should I just delete it or report it?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13' I just realised I have received a validation,a very nasty one ''the best money can buy''.It is from a man I never met but chatted to online and rejected.The validation is dated September and he hasn't been on this site for over a month.His phone number and photo are there,should I just delete it or report it? Oh Freda...what a nasty man

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    pretty please can someone give me a massage and feed me panadol....18 kids on a bus for 13 hours....(insanity)!!!

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    13 years ago

    Yes missbowpeek, I can see the point you are getting to. The dongle is a new one for me, there is the dangle, like the angle of the dangle. I suppose the angle of the dongle nearly sounds like, the angle of the dangle.Maybe the IT guys spelled dangle wrongly. If they had all their flyers printed with dongle, in stead of dangle they may just had to sit with it. These things do happen missbowpeek, of course the IT guys would never admit to getting dongle wrong for dangle.I had better leave this at that, let all this soak inThanks missbowpeek

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13' I just realised I have received a validation,a very nasty one ''the best money can buy''.It is from a man I never met but chatted to online and rejected.The validation is dated September and he hasn't been on this site for over a month.His phone number and photo are there,should I just delete it or report it? Give me his number Freya,i'll ring him and tell him to f..... ,ah you get da picture,jamie

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'jsk6767' Quoting 'Freya13' I just realised I have received a validation,a very nasty one ''the best money can buy''.It is from a man I never met but chatted to online and rejected.The validation is dated September and he hasn't been on this site for over a month.His phone number and photo are there,should I just delete it or report it? Give me his number Freya,i'll ring him and tell him to f..... ,ah you get da picture,jamie Honorable words, first mate to the other half of a wit. However, I think you will find Miss... SuperFox... has this covered. "It happens all the time" she said.oh, did I mention... first mate, is in ship shape order. Been playing with the ladies, have we?

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13'I just realised I have received a validation,a very nasty one ''the best money can buy''.It is from a man I never met but chatted to online and rejected.The validation is dated September and he hasn't been on this site for over a month.His phone number and photo are there,should I just delete it or report it? Had he been an active member, I would say report him! As he hasn't been on for over a month I would just delete and block! The good thing about Validations is that you have to approve it before anyone else can see it! Delete, block, forget! xFunlovingx

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ladyshai'pretty please can someone give me a massage and feed me panadol....18 kids on a bus for 13 hours....(insanity)!!! If only you were in Melbourne! I am a massage therapist and love working on necks/shoulders/backs! xFunlovingx

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    madotara69

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Quoting 'Ladyshai'pretty please can someone give me a massage and feed me panadol....18 kids on a bus for 13 hours....(insanity)!!! If only you were in Melbourne! I am a massage therapist and love working on necks/shoulders/backs! xFunlovingx Ladyshai, may I suggest confiscating one of those brats I pods, ones with white headphones, and you can Rock the day away.Funloving, It is only a three day walk, if I run. I'm off see you then, bye byeMado

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    13 years ago

    I don't want to take about anything at this time is my life............................                             You all have a good day and play safe     GT

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'gtbi_mm' I don't want to take about anything at this time is my life............................                             You all have a good day and play safe     GT

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'jsk6767' Quoting 'Freya13' Honorable words, first mate to the other half of a wit. However, I think you will find Miss... SuperFox... has this covered. "It happens all the time" she said.oh, did I mention... first mate, is in ship shape order. Been playing with the ladies, have we?SUPERFOX has this covered...* whipping SUPER cloak over shoulder*

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    madotara69

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFox' Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'jsk6767' Quoting 'Freya13' Honorable words, first mate to the other half of a wit. However, I think you will find Miss... SuperFox... has this covered. "It happens all the time" she said.oh, did I mention... first mate, is in ship shape order. Been playing with the ladies, have we?SUPERFOX has this covered...* whipping SUPER cloak over shoulder* This time we shall be standing by the window, can't wait to see you coming, last time was just a flash

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    13 years ago

    Shopping today for some new Lingerie, 4 shops, 15 bra's later....I find one that fits ........It drives me NUTS that I pay twice as much for an extra inch of material compared to my little tittie sista's .....AND manufacturers assume if you have big boobs, you might like beige A LOT , and THICK arse straps to bolster them down......women with big boobs will totally understand this dilemma :) .....on a side note...I have a fun weekend planned in a nice hotel....with new lingerie .....NOT beige :) Yippeee for nearly the weekend !!!

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13'I just realised I have received a validation,a very nasty one ''the best money can buy''.It is from a man I never met but chatted to online and rejected.The validation is dated September and he hasn't been on this site for over a month.His phone number and photo are there,should I just delete it or report it? I wouldn't worry about it Freya. We all know your true colours, and thats all that matters me thinks. Pink and purple, right??

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    13 years ago

    Lol...Kind of wish I had bigger boobs...but then again...One shop...two bras, three panties...$55 WIN

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    13 years ago

    I've never had a one night stand. Yep, pretty sad. - Posted from rhpmobile

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    13 years ago

    hi

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    13 years ago

    Thanks to you Zoe, you likewise gave us all pleasure.............. Look forward to our next groupsession!! xx

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    13 years ago

    Well I have to say that im counting down the days to playing with PerthKinkycouple again and meeting a fantastic couple Herandhimperth

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'MisS_Tresss' Should I bend over so the bitches can sniff my arse and establish dominance I see you've met the locals !Too funny.

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'MisS_Tresss'Should I bend over so the bitches can sniff my arse and establish dominance Welcome back MrsP... xFunlovingx

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'gtbi_mm' I don't want to take about anything at this time is my life............................   Is everything a ok at da moment gt,its abit unlike you to not won't to talk,jsk                         You all have a good day and play safe     GT

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Micksecrets81' Quoting 'Freya13'I just realised I have received a validation,a very nasty one ''the best money can buy''.It is from a man I never met but chatted to online and rejected.The validation is dated September and he hasn't been on this site for over a month.His phone number and photo are there,should I just delete it or report it? I wouldn't worry about it Freya. We all know your true colours, and thats all that matters me thinks. Pink and purple, right?? You cheeky bugger Mick lol,jsk

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'jsk6767' Quoting 'Freya13' I just realised I have received a validation,a very nasty one ''the best money can buy''.It is from a man I never met but chatted to online and rejected.The validation is dated September and he hasn't been on this site for over a month.His phone number and photo are there,should I just delete it or report it? Give me his number Freya,i'll ring him and tell him to f..... ,ah you get da picture,jamie Honorable words, first mate to the other half of a wit. However, I think you will find Miss... SuperFox... has this covered. "It happens all the time" she said.oh, did I mention... first mate, is in ship shape order. Been playing with the ladies, have we? Been playing with the ladies hey,i sure have captain Mado,now whats with Superfox coming to someones rescue again,i'm starting to wonder if you have a small fixation with above mentioned fox and her ability to snatch people from there doom or something like that LOL,your ship shape first mate,jamie

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    13 years ago

    Quoting '50zcool' Quoting 'MisS_Tresss' Should I bend over so the bitches can sniff my arse and establish dominance I see you've met the locals !Too funny. The locals hey,PMSL at da moment 50zcool

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    13 years ago

    Your confession is safe with me. :-) :-) :-) SuperFox- Posted from rhpmobile

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'SuperFox' Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'jsk6767' Quoting 'Freya13' Honorable words, first mate to the other half of a wit. However, I think you will find Miss... SuperFox... has this covered. "It happens all the time" she said.SUPERFOX has this covered...* whipping SUPER cloak over shoulder* This time we shall be standing by the window, can't wait to see you coming, last time was just a flash I may have to carry my red heels as I tip toe past....the weather has been miserable - so my heels will sink into the ground - don't want foxy's socks getting ruined now do we??

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    13 years ago

    That sucked all the fun out of it

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    13 years ago

    .How dare you!!...I resemble that remark..apologies to Groucho Marx via Hawkeye Pearce

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'doingitanywhere' That sucked all the fun out of it I love your style doingit!!

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13' .How dare you!!...I resemble that remark..apologies to Groucho Marx via Hawkeye Pearce Loved that episode with hawkeye running around with da Groucho marx face,frigging hysterical jsk

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13' .How dare you!!...I resemble that remark..apologies to Groucho Marx via Hawkeye Pearce I remember that !

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    13 years ago

    Would have been there with bells on lol distance prevails haha

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    13 years ago

    Mado... Couldn't switch off I was team leader and responsible for them all... Almost recovered now lol.... Day off today yay!!!!

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    13 years ago

    The Cricket is on...West Indies are in town. BUT more importantly my baby Mitchell Johnson is playing.. . EEEKKK SO EXCITED!!!! xFunlovingx

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    13 years ago

    Yay!.. sigh have to wait till next friday tho.. as its an hrs drive to get there and still have to work.. cant wait tho squeals!!

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    13 years ago

    looking forward to seeing you round the place......Does this mean you are sorta kinda like a PSO ??

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    13 years ago

    West Indies all out for 70...who would have ever thought! Richards, Lara and Garner will be shaking their heads in embarrassment! xFunlovingx

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    13 years ago

    Woohoo!!! Just found out the details of the scholarship I'm getting for my undergrad....so much better than I was expecting!!! Will help so much with all the expenses, such as a desperately-needed new laptop!!

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'DeliciousCplBris' Shopping today for some new Lingerie, 4 shops, 15 bra's later....I find one that fits ........It drives me NUTS that I pay twice as much for an extra inch of material compared to my little tittie sista's .....AND manufacturers assume if you have big boobs, you might like beige A LOT , and THICK arse straps to bolster them down......women with big boobs will totally understand this dilemma :) .....on a side note...I have a fun weekend planned in a nice hotel....with new lingerie .....NOT beige :) Yippeee for nearly the weekend !!! I know exactly how you feel DeliciousCplBris - I shop online for my lingerie, it does cost a bit extra (more than the extra for the inch of material) but I got some really sexy stuff and when they (it) arrives was a beautiful fit

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'lovinglife2013' I've never had a one night stand. Yep, pretty sad. - Posted from rhpmobile Hey lovinglife2013 - neither have I

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    13 years ago

    Can somebody please tell me why the males on here have a fetish for silk sheets? On almost all the profiles their dream fantasy is being in a bed with silk sheets?????

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    13 years ago

    Roxy good to see you back in tip top form

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    13 years ago

    RJS57 they have a penchant for the industry of small worms

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Luckdragon23' Woohoo!!! Just found out the details of the scholarship I'm getting for my undergrad....so much better than I was expecting!!! Will help so much with all the expenses, such as a desperately-needed new laptop!! One with a webcam would be preferred...for now Was fond memories of poor undergrad days...

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    13 years ago

    Could be physic! .. as well as a mad keen Mitchell Johnson fan!!

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    13 years ago

    I have my grandson today and my man tonight....ooOooOo Heaven is a place on earth! Loving this weekend!

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    13 years ago

    I hate it when a perfectly gorgeous looking young man emails me, and he's from WA... such a tease!

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Saskia72' I hate it when a perfectly gorgeous looking young man emails me, and he's from WA... such a tease! It makes me soooooooooooo effin frustrated.....

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    13 years ago

    if the "female" in a gay relationship is bi ......................does that make him a lesbian ???

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