M80
woman to do house work.
January 11 2007
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RHP User
19 years ago
rolmfao...omg for real? ... why in goodness name would someone do your housework naked for sex ?????? ... i mean i could understand if you were going to pay her but sheesh you really think your that good? *absolutely gobsmacked* laughs niki
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RHP User
19 years ago
If you find her, can we share her. The house is cleaned and you get sex. Sounds like a dream come true, ... or a wife.
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RHP User
19 years ago
omg, you kidding right, lmao actually rofl and then lmao
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RHP User
19 years ago
I could do with a gorgeous naked young girl to weed my garden and put down some brick-pavers... maybe mend the picket fence and pick up the dog poo. You’d need to supply a reference such as yourself as a centrefold spread of course but I’d happily pay you by way of my soiled knickers, hehe Agree with niki,... gotta laugh
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RHP User
19 years ago
Try it the other way around ... You offer to clean a woman’s house in the nude ...
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RHP User
19 years ago
reading the other posts about this posting im crying in laughter..... *picks self up off floor and continues with my naked pooper scooping*
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RHP User
19 years ago
ahh I need a woman to do lots of odd jobs-- like polish my UFO-----ahhhh we can go balistic with payment later in outer space --hahahahahahahhaha
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RHP User
19 years ago
niki can laugh, but the rest of you have a good lokk atyourselves. mainly the ones you don’t even have the guts to post a photo, yes niki i am that good. if you don’t ask the question you do not get the answer.
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RHP User
19 years ago
bad enough doing my own housework without trotting about naked for some old man AND then bonking him!!! ok like the rest im in hysterics. Good fantasy life you have poppy;)
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RHP User
19 years ago
THIS MUST BE THE BEST POST EVER!!!!!!!!
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youngnhard4u
19 years ago
wooooooo OMG thats funny when mine gets long service ill send her ova ateincher remember to have the viagra ready coz she loves it all night really ya looking for a needle in a hay stack but there is a few around i aint seen any on RHP so ya might need to develop a new strategy happy hunting !!!
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Mr_Invisible
19 years ago
Shame you didn’t fnd someone I need someone to clean my house and do some gardening too But I would have paid money And she doesn’t "have" to be nude....... lol
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RHP User
19 years ago
I have to clean up mess everyday (office paperwork kind) and then go home and clean my house. I would clean a woman’s house (naked if be) if it included dirty sex :-P Good luck with your request ;-) Seems like a lot of hard work to me.
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RHP User
19 years ago
there was a girl named snowwhite. she woke up with a sore ass and didnt know where she was or who the 7 little bastards with hardons where. I was going to offer nude handyman sevices for sex but thought I may cut some hubbys out of some sex. cant do that. I have a lady that cleans the house in the nude, or just some "kylie" undies. great pert tities and smooth flesh running around the house. how lucky am I! NOT!!!!!!! you see I do the other half and sort the kids and then she’s tired and I get it once a month. sorry ladies but I pull my weight and then I’m left to pull everything else. hence im here. social and confident. funny thing is her friends want to fuck me and I dont need to jump through hoops. good luck dude. I think you may have more chance finding an honest politician. Dave PS.need somthing fixed let me know!
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deltoid
19 years ago
I thought ateincher original post was a joke at first but maybe he is on to something. maybe there are those out there prepared to do menial tasks and receive payment by way of sex and why stop at house work though if there is an offer to do my housework (naked is optional) I could be prepared to negotiate a payment by way of sex But there are loads of other tasks as well gardening car washing basic office duties laundry and ironing maybe late night on call chauffeur all tasks I could be willing to pay for by way of sex. Of course if someone has other skills in menial tasks they are prepared to provide I am sure some thing can be negotiated. Now please don’t everyone jump at this offer at once, we do not want to overload RHP’s server and those that are not members just wink me and I will send you a message. Keep in mind though that I can only sen 5 messages per day so it may take awhile to reply to you all. I will be back latter to reply to all of the responses, I just have to go catch that pig flying past my window
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RHP User
19 years ago
Normally I don’t approve of such things.... But... I want some of those drugs!!!!!! Good grief!!!!!
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RHP User
19 years ago
Everyone seems to be able to understand the guys doing something like this for the gals but nobody the gals for the guys. I know its a pipe dream but i’m not sure most people have stopped to think about the reason its a pipe dream myself. Anyone ever considered that the main difference isn’t in the quality of the guys and gals, just the quantity? ;)
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RHP User
19 years ago
Woods, You know there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you... even that poor lemon tree, but I think to do it for a complete stranger who is an unknown quality is a little different. If one knew the abilities of the person requesting the work, that may make all the difference. Perhaps ateincher, you may need to put in a little time first before requesting said housework.
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RHP User
19 years ago
Well mate sorry to rain on your parade, but theres no way I can see that any woman in her RIGHT MIND would even consider let alone do...housework nude..in exchange for sex.with you!..mmm lets see unless....you were 25 to 30, an accomplished male escort, with an awsome body, you know the hollywood movie star actor type.(brad pitt,antonio banderas etc..even then why the fcuk would anyone let alone a woman wanna do housework...in exchange for sex...thats like being married pmsl!!! stuff that! I think you are truly living in a fantasy world, I know this all sounds conceited. but alas society has deemed that men pay for sex....be more common that the other way round. Well best of luck mate, but judging by the comments here, I guess ur luck is running thin..or non existant. On the other hand...try this..."ladies any willing to do my house work nude and provide me with full service in exchange for monetry reward?" NOW theres an ad that will get you the...’fantasy’ you require!!!
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RHP User
19 years ago
Unless I have completely lost all touch with reality, I was sure the poor guy asked for replies from ladies that WERE interested in his post. Fair go people! It may not be your cup of tea, but considering some of the other completely off the wall and freaky requests you get on a sex site, I wouldn’t have that it an unusual request. Simply, if you don’t like it, don’t reply!
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RHP User
19 years ago
lifes just so much fun especially when the roles are reversed- I say to all the women out there- sadie the cleaning lady- wash ya floors --hehehehhehehe I should have sung that one next time- lol
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RHP User
19 years ago
Good luck ateincher, the only way most of us blokes gets sex is if the missus DOESN’T have to do the housework. I think you must be cultivating a peticular mushroom variety if you think you can pull this one off!
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RHP User
19 years ago
You are hilarious... You want a woman to do your housework and in exchange she gets the privilege of having sex with you. pmsl. if she’s that desperate she may as well just go down the Elephant and Wheelbarrow or the Ruby Room on a Saturday night and take her pick. Newsflash- Any woman can get laid whenever she wants if she’s not too fussy about who it is with. Just the way it is Im afraid. Ateincher- I suggest you buy a huge tele- put on some porn, Get one of those robot vacuum cleaners that runs around your house picking up dirt, shave your right arm, paint your nails bright red and go to town on yourself. Probably the closest you’ll find to your "request" Thanks for the laugh. Goldy xxx
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RHP User
19 years ago
BWAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! best post ever!!!!!!
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RHP User
19 years ago
O.o ateincher2003, mate, I think you got yer head screwed in the wrong place.. up yer arse!! pmsl omg.. .. i cant stop laughing at this tturd lmao
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RHP User
19 years ago
... ... ... ... ... ... I lack the words. All I can say is: Best of luck in your endevor Mr. AteIncher2003. I don’t agree with your outlook, but its a free country, and I’ll support your freedom to do so. ... ... ... I’m going to take a shower... De Sade
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RHP User
19 years ago
You can assume a man is a fool but the moment he opens his mouth he only confirms that fact .
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RHP User
19 years ago
well all i can say is that it is all one sided mate. i put up a post a long time ago for help in the house work dept as well and i didnt even get a response so at least be happy you got responses. ladies ask for a fella to come and cut down a tree for sex-- and they get it. a tree lopper costs a lot of money and all he gets for his hrs of work and use of machienery is a root with so sheila you dont know. it seams that fellas are willing to lower themselves to help you out but ladies your far from being helpfull. you’ve even ask for electricains and got what you need. its a hard world out there for us fellas no matter wich way you look at it
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RHP User
19 years ago
yep,.. definitely all one sided. Men are so unfortunate. I mean historically have they ever been better off than women in any way? hmmm? Have they been in elevated positions such as leading empires, businesses or even households? Had superior rights and priveleges? ...ever? Uh oh,.. I think it’s raining pennies, lol
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RHP User
19 years ago
I can remember the last time i asked someone to lop my trees .....naked! lol
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RHP User
19 years ago
Reading this was the most fun I’ve had on this forum. If only...
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