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what.......EXACTLY........IS.....sex..????
March 30 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Erm, kinda stuck on the first 8.5 paragraphs...
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playfulminx
16 years ago
Keep it simple sexy :) I think once penis enters orifice, it's sex. Anything else is foreplay but no less sexy or special. I just wouldn't count a couple of people fooling around as having sex :D
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RHP User
16 years ago
Started to read ya post...then my mind wondered off...hehehehe oh well with my long term memory i'll remember...xoxoxomumma
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RHP User
16 years ago
If i go to the beach and run into the water , jump around in it ..am i swimming ? I am wet !! maybe im drowning !!
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RHP User
16 years ago
it really depends what kind of car ur sitting in. pls elaborate and i'll let u know. cheers.
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RHP User
16 years ago
When you Fuck her ...its sex when she fucks you ...Its in court ha ha
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RHP User
16 years ago
Haha Jose, I was waiting for you to mention the cops shining a torch into the car window and having to do a mad scramble to put clothes back on... not that its ever happened to me before, of course *cough* ("But officer, we were actually just having a fight and beating each other up with our clothing! Nothing sordid at all!") I've always wondered the same thing, especially with lesbian sex...like... their version of sex is the same as hetero foreplay? Right? Or perhaps I'm just doing something wrong...? Belle
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RHP User
16 years ago
See.... Jose... Boys have a penis.. and Girls have a vagina. So... ummmm ... Is your cock wet?? Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
LMAO So clever.......love it
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'playfulminx'Keep it simple sexy :) I think once penis enters orifice, it's sex. Anything else is foreplay but no less sexy or special. I just wouldn't count a couple of people fooling around as having sex :D i had everything worked out what i was going to say....then i read what you said again and god damm it i lost it but playfulminx what you said works xx roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
what about this dude, there is no P inside V action but this dude is getting more sex than any of u. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways. "I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said. "Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful. "I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change." He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference." Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men. But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf. As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger. Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses. But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms. His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days. Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it. "I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges. "When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it. "I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to." He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving. "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them. "As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.” Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Damned if I know...but I'm going to keep trying to find out..............
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RHP User
16 years ago
funny wowwowo !! Kramer v Kramer ..
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RHP User
16 years ago
I wonder how these mechaphilias actually have sex with their cars? I suppose they could stick their cocks in the exaust and fuck that or maybe cut a hole in the back seat and fuck the cushiony bits inside. I dont really know, weird hey.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'pipinghot10' I wonder how these mechaphilias actually have sex with their cars? I suppose they could stick their cocks in the exaust and fuck that I'd like to formally state that im no expert on the matter...but i think this is exactly how lil herbies and knightriders are made. But it's more than that too bro, u can't forget about the poetry and singing too...it's not just about the sex. Also... He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I totally had no idea what Airwolf was, so i Youtubed it. LOL. No kidding it was intense mate....it's a FUCKING HELICOPTER. If anybody wants to make heaps of money, this could be the next big niche in porn...i bet nobody is making movies for these ppl....too bad the title Pimp My Ride is already taken :(
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RHP User
16 years ago
had a doco last year bout a sheila how LOVED bridges and another that LOVED the berlinwall but when it got knocked down she married the Eiffel tower.the womans face in charge of the berlin wall museum was priceless.ahahahahahahahhaahaaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sorry was there a point to this post? Hmmm am now all hot and bothered Cold shower here I come... ... no wait! I like them too. Damn!!!! Focus xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I dont think it's that unusal.... the first time I saw my triumph I really wanted to stick my cock in its tailpipe... and I confronted the ultimate in confusion .... it has been blessed with two. HUgs Stalky Quoting 'pipinghot10' I wonder how these mechaphilias actually have sex with their cars? I suppose they could stick their cocks in the exaust and fuck that or maybe cut a hole in the back seat and fuck the cushiony bits inside. I dont really know, weird hey.
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RHP User
16 years ago
First you slap the boot lid, then you get in, lick the dash, nibble the steering wheel. If your automobile is willing, you mount the gear shift anally and jerk off, wiggling the rear view and twisting the side view mirrors back and forth. Climax into the centre console. Take the parking change out first.Is there such a thing as vehicular rapine?And what if your car is less than sixteen years old? Or unregistered?Random
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well, if ur balls are slapping against her arse.... well I would suggest it is definitely in, and if it is definitely in then it is definitely sex? Am i right ?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Funny as Random, that cracked me up although I am a bit concerned about your thorough knowledge on the topic, mmmmm.What sort of car do you drive?? Stalky no dilema mate, you know two holes are better than one.
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RHP User
16 years ago
my cars less than 16 and unregistered.does having it on blocks constitute bondage?ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaEarl
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666masterblaster
16 years ago
I think comeandgetme68 has missed his true vocation / he should be writing erotic stories ! By the way, where can we post any original writing of "matters sexual", that our, (read ME") depraved minds might have concocted ?.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
couldn't you like...sort of...fcuk one and play with the other...and then change positions...and then let it be on top for once...*grinning*jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
no serious replies to this post...when it was made in all seriousness...at least we have sorted out some of the car lovers...loland no spanky...not gunna tell ya what my wheels are...i know one woman considered my wheels too infra-dig to play in...err...play with me that is..not the car...So?...where is the boundary...when IS IT SEX?...yeah, yeah, i know it's when cock meets pussy...but is THAT the only scenario?educate me because i'm curiouscheersjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
jose babe...i was going to be a smartarse and tell you "come on round and we will work it out together" hehe but you want serious...so here you go to me sex is.... if a cock goes into a hole, any hole... whether that hole is mouth, pussy or arse...doesnt matter anything else is foreplay hope that helps you hun xx roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
You all belong on a kinky and at times freaky site catering for erm...kinky and freaky ppl..... Oh....you're already there.....omg...what the phuck and I doing here then????????? (hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2' my cars less than 16 and unregistered.does having it on blocks constitute bondage?ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaEarl hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha damn funny Earl roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
so if a cock goes into any hole...that is sex...ok, that's fair enough...ummm....and if a tongue does...???.....grinsjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting '666masterblaster' I think comeandgetme68 has missed his true vocation / he should be writing erotic stories ! By the way, where can we post any original writing of "matters sexual", that our, (read ME") depraved minds might have concocted ?..... I am working on one now....have just asked a friend to vet it and then i'll be submitting it...grinningjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
i carressed her real slow like with my face uo so close i could smell her scent.she was making little noises so i knew she wanted me. i openned her up and had a look.fuck me she was under 16, unregistered and had a top end problem."sorry darl" i said. "your jail bait"ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
if a tongue goes in...its just foreplay babe doesnt matter what else you put in the hole... fruits, toys, tongue, fingers, toes, fist or your car its just playing hehehe your cock needs to enter a hole for it to be sex hope that explains it better babe... any questions...come on round and il just have to show you roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
If the ultimate goal is an orgasm or sexual pleasure then it doesn't matter what body part you use. It is still sex. I have been brought to orgasm without touching or being touched and it was very sexual. On the other hand I have made guys cum by inflicting pain in just the right way without laying a hand on them (just a whip.lol) Maybe it simply comes down to personal opinion. One mans pain is another mans pleasure..........thats the way I like it.
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