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weekend with lippy

February 23 2010

sex

met up with lippy for brunch and a general chat. But whatever i had to eat got me really crook i needed a doctor straight away. Lippy being the good girl she is took me and after the doctor examined me wanted to talk to her in private. He is really sick he said How bad asked lippy Uunless you do the following he will be hospitalised for weeks. You must look after him and give him everything he wants. Cook him healthy meals and bath him gently twice a day. Most important is that you have sex with him whenever he wants it. Do this and he will be alright. When lippy came out i asked what the doctor said You are going to be hospitalised for weeks

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Man, what is it with you guys and talking out of school?? For the last time...I AM NOT THE RHP BIKE... 'off goes lippy merrily singing...the wheels on the bus go round and round...'   (LOL..too funny conny...so lets just cut to the chase..  u wanna have my babies or wot?)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Man, what is it with you guys and talking out of school?? For the last time...I AM NOT THE RHP BIKE... 'off goes lippy merrily singing...the wheels on the bus go round and round...'   (LOL..too funny conny...so lets just cut to the chase..  u wanna have my babies or wot?)Why Lippy my darling one are you offering?lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    And you won or lost...depending on how you look at it You had it hands down conny but I just checked my 'Im horny' post...and...um...you just gotta read it for yourself...LOL   so..how are your ovaries sweetheart?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Come on you two, just get yr gear off  or the necessary bits and get down to it You are making the monitor sizzle

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ah Lippy with guys like rajiv around i still have a chance.LOL You know Lippy when all is said and done you do have a wanderfull sense of humour and a sharp wit. Maybe one day we will sit over that glass of red and discuss the worlds problems. I don't think a conversation with you would be boring at all. You are much more articulate and cerebrally advanced then you let on here

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting Conny:  'I don't think a conversation with you would be boring at all. You are much more articulate and cerebrally advanced then you let on here'   I don't know how to break this to you but, what you see is what you get. I type as I talk, in broken nonsensical sentences. Just ask the cast of two...or is that three? that have met me. One went wee wee wee all the way back home...the other...is now an inpatient in some sanitorium somewhere...and number 3...last I know, he's gone all 'dante's cove' and lovin up beautilicious boi's. I'd love to do as the Divine Ms Devine suggests, but I like you far too much to mess with your grey matter.... 'shakes her tail feathers all the way back to her cell...sigh'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hey one of your feathers fell off. Shaking your arse to much. Might have to spank it one day lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Oh Lordy lord dear diary... Help me obe 1 kenobe! Hehe. Can I hide out in your wardrobe for a while Lippy? hehe. Talk about yah airheads! Wooohooo! Stream of consciousness you say! Catafukentonic! Hehe. I've gotta get some sleep... I'm afraid to look at the forum anymore. Jeezus! Can you believe it Lippy? Hugs Stalkyboy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    The Stalkmeister would be taken DOOOWWN.. Dearest Diarist, Airhead? Thats an understatement!! Was very funny tho.  Seriously thought I was going to burst an ovary! Change your deoderant, aftershave, underwear..something anything...cos whatever it is you are doing/wearing is bringing  the loopiest of fruit loops outta the closet! One good thing tho is that there may be some room for you in there once theyre all settled in RHP land... Get some rest petal, I have a feeling you are going to need it! And yes, I can believe it...mores the pity....thanks for contaminating me...gawdammit!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    how do i spend a weekend with Lippy?I'll be your shaggy for ya (insert TOE here)ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahEarl (still folowin da rules)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'mynameisearl2'how do i spend a weekend with Lippy?I'll be your shaggy for ya (insert TOE here)ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahEarl (still folowin da rules) Aww, Earl..now why would u wanna do a silly thing like that for? Look how it turned out for Conny...lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Earl, Good luck to you mate. I am in hospital and thats before tackling lippy! Whats going to happen when i get out and get to the main event? LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    All aboard the lippy express...Cum one...Cum all...for a bit of hanky spanky, problem solving, hospitalizing, vino'd up, lippy tackling,monitor sizzling feather shaking.... Geez, is it just me or is my cell is shrinking...?   Cheers guys...u make me smile (or is that wince?) lol  xxxxxxx