RHP

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sex face?

July 12 2012

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"that's not even your real sex face" was a quote from ad I saw tonight, for a new prime time sitcom. Yes yes, cheap laughs, but I admit I did giggle!   So what's your sex face?   (Apparently mine is like a purple, inflated balloon! Maybe that's why I'm single :s)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I like purple ballloons............... especially if I have been the cause

  • Zsuza69

    Zsuza69

    13 years ago

    Mr here and i would have to say my sex face is all smooth and glistens in the sunlight with a big smile and thats just after i have given oral to a woman lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    as I had a funny sex face moment just a couple of years ago...   There used to be a show on called 'The Ronnie Johns half hour', a comedy skit show, infamous for his parody of Chopper Read, anyway, they had alot of little 'funnies' squeezed in between the longer segments, one of them titled 'Mid coitus face' then demonstrating this face, was only very brief, but made me laugh a little - only weeks later, mid coitus, I saw the same face on my partner! I burst into uncontrollable giggles and just couldn't stop - you know that body shuddering, know matter how hard you try to stop it just gets worse kind of giggles? I couldn't even stop to tell partner what was so funny and ended up just telling him to finish while I continued on giggling my tatas off... I was almost crying when we finished up.   On a more serious note, I have been told my sex face is one of the reasons my bloke likes to see me doing other men.

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    13 years ago

    What a brave person it was to tell someone they had a purple,inflated balloon face during sex. Is that person still alive?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I hav no idea what the hell I am supposed to look like. Anyway is there a foreplay face, a just entering face, orgasm face, post sex face, oops i came too early face, OMG is that what yours looks like face? I find I have too many other things to think about in sex than what my face looks like. Mike

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hi I'm go to meet this satarday some nice couple I'm newer do this before I'm nerves never haw sex with men not easy for me what me do what you think I'm go to meet to fuck me wrgin ass or not

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    been told it is my''cat that got the cream '' face .x Hugs Mehitabel

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm pretty sure I scrunch my eyebrows down and I know I say "FUCK, OH FUCK" a lot. I guess it could be mistaken for being angry LOLxx Sarah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I caught a glimpse once of my sex face in the mirror during a rather long session - oh dear. Talk about scary! Devil eyes, sweat mustache, crazy curly wild hair, clenched teeth and I have this vein in my forehead which pops out......XXX

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Not sure that I have one??? I do know that Mr has referred to my "fuck eyes" in the past. He says my eyes change drastically when I am rearing to go, as in colour, shine, size etc. I guess it's a never fail tell tale sign

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    freeking suprised!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You are a scream!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    But from my side of the fence (sts) - its always got a smile and an eye to eye (whenever possible) glint / look / contact

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    That I have a frown on my *cum* face. I am told I make cute little noises though but so far no one has commented on my face. They can not see it as their head is normally clamped between my thighs anyway.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Post of the day!! :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    My Classy here. We are ultra newbies.   My wife and I must look pretty funny, as ALWAYS after we cum we are always laughing withing 5 seconds!! LMFAO       Must also comment. When looking at others profiles sex pics, I commented to Mrs Classy the other day that its hard to tell what they "really" look like LOL, as often peoples sex face can be a bit misleading to what they "really" look like.   When watching porn (never been with another couple) always like to watch the start of a scene and foreplay, as it gives an idea of what they really look like as towards the end and after money shot, its all f8cked up! LMFAO.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    apparently my face looks like im sucking on a lemon hmmmm dont know if thats a good thing or bad thing

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    No one's ever given me a description or critique of my sex face...