RHP

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`romance in ..... sensuality

October 22 2009

sex

The thing is , that I am not a brothel person, so , for me to engage in play must be anticipation , desire and chemistry build up , based on , hm romance and sensuality.Sounds good ,so far and positive ,but there is constant feud between my two heads, lower head is always ready and upper head need more tasting water , stimulation and approval. Either way , problem is always the same , when romance does not hold water any more , usualy around 3 th or 4 th date , just kissing part does not help ,sex looks so distant ,even moon is closer, and lower head is ready to pack up and go on stand by.Is it such thing as one week romance , if not ,I will have to invent that term and probably find similar partners, `cos when I am in it I really mean it. Hmm, what about me ,after, upper head feel somehow emptyness &  guilt.How do I know , I can see it on her face , in sms and I can see it in the mirror. Please do not comment about midlife crisis , bull (its going on for years)   We are both fascinated with map of tassy ,and been exploring that map a lot , and planning to explore more and more , but sometimes upper head feels that lower head is set im up , by pre programing him for self destruction....

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Maybe i need to put my glasses on and re-read that.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Take it from me.... follow the little head. It apparently knows best.   Hugs Gazza

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Hi mate.....a bit of a cryptic post there.....so my take on it is !   Sounds like you have a bit of a left side of the brain verses right going on !........?......you should seek and find whatever makes you comfortable and exites you.........don't feel guilty if something doesn't meet up to your expectations, It simply wasn't meant to be......seek and you will find....Grasshopper...   Cheers Tam

  • Almost_Ready

    Almost_Ready

    16 years ago

    through in a full moon & yer stuffed, one head thinks & the other spits the dummy, A tassy map wont help, ya know sometimes ya just gotta sit on the front lawn & lick ya balls... Works for me.   Cheers Oldog

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Can someone translate that into english!For me, what I think after deciphering is: issues, issues, issues!Seek a shrink maybe?It's fine to play the field but if you are questioning what you're actually getting out of it all then you're missing out on something. Little head needs to be kept happy but big head will always take the resolve away from little head if it's not happy!

  • Almost_Ready

    Almost_Ready

    16 years ago

    I did post a response eariler but since then I have consumed 1 bottle of red wine (not actually correct 3 quarters & pouring) but I am starting to see the big picture & looking at Gazza's leg but we wont go there just yet ...need to fill the glass.. ok whats happening here is the guys horny all the time     but he just cant get it    &  who ever he's with well they want it, but he keeps looking in the mirror, as you do... & of course its dark as per the reference to the moon or perhaps he's bending over .. theres a definate reference to that movie 9 & a half weeks you know  the scene in the kitchen with the water. Anyway Puppy nice buns... makes oldog feel all warm inside or perhaps thats the wine, do you like wine ? I do   O.K back on track, more wine  the guys in a hurry dosnt want to pay for it but dosnt want to go through all the wining & dining just to get laid   Normal blokey stuff wants it now, then when he gets it realizes that  he shoudnt of done it, you know the guilt trip.... he's caught between what he really wants & what he thinks he wants... much like me actually... I keep scrollling between you & gazza...... no sorry Gazza  .... hey Puppy I have Panadol!!   O.k. hope this has clarified things for every one.   screen going blurry going to bed  have to get up for work in the morning....   Bad dog   Cheers Pissed dog

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Ok confused..........ummm doesn't the little head usually rule over the big head? well depends on how hung your little head is might be bigger than your big head (wow now i'm dribbling) lmao   Ummm De_luxe just go out and slip it to someone get over with let little head rule for once Poor little head feels neglected hahaha   TIT

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I need a bex and a lay down now.....?????   xx Miss Honey xx

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Miss Honey.....Lie down on the couch and tell me all about it.......skip the childhood, just start at puberty....? ...lol   xo Tam

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    But, could ya ask Miss Honey ta first remove her tie...Boy, this post sure is a hard read...my head hurts too...I'm sorry De_luxe, but seeing as big head seems to be out of town at the moment...i am assuming that little head wrote this post...little head should give the heads up to big head so that big head can give head while little head gets headed...cheersjose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I haven't heard of "bex" powder since I was around 8 years old.... lol...  Miss_Honey! Forget that stained old couch at Tammy's consulting rooms.. come slide down this fireman's pole. :p   Hugs Gaz <<<< It's friday.. hehe

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Me thinks thats there's  more to the big picture, because as you put it its been happening for years now.I tend to agree with Mrs Puppy....You need to seek someone to talk to, to find out the whys and what fors to gain understanding..thus learn how to resolve your issue..Knowledge + power to change....just my view       hug for you too.

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Miss Honey !...Please lie down on the couch, Aheem !....I'l just remove that tie from your neck, ermm and tie your hands to the couch......?.....seriously I do that to all my patients !.......Ummnn those Whie stains on the Brown Upholstry...?...they are part of the patern !...............Trust me I'm a Pro...erm something or other !....Have you met my Colleague COMANGETME68 ?....he is here to observe, you could say !   Now Miss....Watch the Watch...Tick Tock...Tic Tock.....You are getting sleepy.....sleeeeepy....zzzzzzzzzzz   What Was that you said Miss ????......It all started that day at the Fire Station, With that Nasty Station Master Gaz with his Fascinator ? !!! Hmmm .........I think Miss will need many more sesions to get to the bottom of her.....ermmm I mean this !   Ps De_lux.....If i didn't get the right idea about your post, Could you at least share the drugs around ?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    pissing myself laughing...so, so funny...jose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Missy finks she is about to get her mfm finally...fankies Mr Tam Tam.   Psst the drugs are the bex powders...the use by date well exceeded by now sort of gives ya another effect, where ya thinks  ya got many heads, probably its the many voices hehehe...soz luxxy just having some fun.   Now where were we...ooooo me is on the couch...actually finks we should go back to ur story post Tam Tam and continue it there hehehehee.     xxMiss Honeyxx  <

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    lol, what a load of dribble, obviously your trying to be too nice and it's not working for you, funny that, it never seems to work for any bloke.  You need to learn to be a man's man and harden the .... up, then the women might see you as more than just a whimp trying to kiss ass.RHG

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    1. I havent been 2 tassie since i was a little tacker - i know alot of ppl have since tho with families since i got back .... tassie seems very popular place these days.... i think on the tassie front... either u r both into maps - thats a gd thing (if thats what u meant)... it means u both have something in common....explore away wld be my advise - i know tassie is a long way away.. and theres lots of rumours about tassie ppl... but i have never heard of it causing the destruction of someones life... dont worry so much and enjoy it... :) 2. i have just been reading about another forum.. all about the chase and how good it is... maybe thats just you.... you love the chase and the phaseof romance / lust then thats you fill - sts -( copyright 2b 2009) - why get so hung up about it... if its not causing you ttrouble then go with it .. if it is then i thing you should talk 2 someone about it .... professionally as well as rhp..... 2b :) & 0:)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    wasn't really following this post for several reasons (headache, blurry vision, general confusion) but changed my mind after reading your translation - priceless (but that may be because I've had a bottle of red now too) :P lol

  • Almost_Ready

    Almost_Ready

    16 years ago

    Pass the panadol would you dear?  I have a terrible fury mouth & wondering if it has anything to do wth Gazza's legs... Couldnt be yours Ahh never mind   Well hung..... over Dog

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    My head hurts .......both of them!   Oldog I have another bottle for you! Lets get to it ........ world peace is next ......lets make a start!   "map of tassy" .............. that's priceless!

  • Almost_Ready

    Almost_Ready

    16 years ago

    OMG just realised something must be the thought of another bottle, theres a link here between the reference to two heads & the map of Tassie.... Me thinks he may be a local...stands out like Oldogs ears in the Moonlight..  Perhaps some hair of the dog may solve the problem...   Roll over Sophie theres work to be done!!   Oldog

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oh thank you very much Olddog, great translation but seems we've all been looking through wine-goggles lately!Is 6 bottles of french champagne too much in a week? It surely is for the wallet! We're all celebrated out, what we really need is a nice back rub each, any takers?