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just for Jose....

June 02 2010

sex

Jose i think one of your men are lost cause they must have mistake my cute arse for yours...ok if you have seen my arse in a tool belt you would know how funny that is haha here is my txt of the day...now keep in mind i DID sleep with him about 3-4 weeks ago and after that he was told to rack off cause he was a jerk..... at 9.05 this morning i get.... I'm really horny fancy a meet up? I'm in Kings Meadows. Got ur number off rhp! i knew who it was so i answered with... U had me. U fucked me. U cum down my back and through my hair. Would never fuck u again ever. U were no good. I like sex to last longer than 2 minutes. Go away i didnt think i would hear back..but... What can i do to change ur mind! I guarantee I'll last longer and make u climax this time!!! so i answered with.... U had ur chance and u blew it. I dont give men second chances. I dont have the energy 4 men that are crap in bed. I want good sex not bad. Read my new profile, its thanks 2 u didnt think i would hear back after that one either...but i did lol U were loving it til I blew!! This time I'm prepared, last time I hadnt got a load off in over a week!! Everyone deserves a second chance... I'll even throw in 40 bucks!! so my answer to that was... Oh well if your paying. But the price will b 150, i think thats about the price of a hooker, oh and u get a room. Then it doesnt matter how bad u are i didnt hear back from him ....maybe he was broke... so Jose my sweetest you know i love you...but please come get him...i believe he belongs to you... so as i keep telling you girls..its fun to play with them if they are dickheads hehe roxxy xxx

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Oh My God! You told me that story which was hilarious, but the follow up makes it Comedy Gold!!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    this is not good....i think that might have been "Paul" who was texting you...I WOULD SPANK him but he has such a .....urrrrrkkkkkkk.....nah...better not say....I'm so sorry my sweets....Maybe I should send deputy Lippy over to show him how to treat a lady...Now, what can I do to make it up to you...hehejose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ... Roxy you are a woman after my own heart. That was gold! Way to go girl. Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Jose have you got myname hidden away somewhere??? yeah Polar bear he just gets better and i thought the first lot of messages were good....the bloke is an idiot lol Focus you just have to play with them sometimes...its good fun haha roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Jose have you got myname hidden away somewhere??? yeah Polar bear he just gets better and i thought the first lot of messages were good....the bloke is an idiot lol Focus you just have to play with them sometimes...its good fun haha roxxy xxx I came across myname on here 2 days ago, she was on for about 5 mins and says hi to all

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oh this is the loser at the park?! HAhahahha...that was AWESOME! U sure you don't want to meet him in the park and tie him to the tree with his pants down, take a picture and post it here on the forum? Good work Roxy, so proud of you. XX

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Well... not to talk out of school... but Lippy apparently dropped in today for a browse..... her profile says so. As for your "friend" with the texting skills.... Roxy .. well... texting... really. What did you ever expect to come from that? Hugs Stalky:P

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    NOT THE HAIR!!! I would have broken his legs! Next time Rox invite him over. Guys like that are like slinkies. They serve no real purpose, except the immense enjoyment as a smile creeps across your face, and you PUSH EM DOWN THE STAIRS ! NEXT! xxMiss_Honeyxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    the funniest thing I've read in FOREVER :D I had to read it again and again ... and then pick myself up off the floor and read it once more.Roxy, you've made my day :)I admit I keep asking myself 'can this possibly be real???' 'Is any man that much of an idiot?' I won't tell you the conclusion I have come to ;)lilmiss xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    im glad i made everybodies day with that as if the humiliation when we had sex wasnt enough....he offers me money he would be the reason my profile is the way it is....dumbarse and he is the reason i have changed my ways....so i guess something good come out of all this...maybe lol Miss Honey cumming in my hair WASN'T the worst of it...believe me it got worse roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    haha Mikle i wish...lol roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    And ya know me would have a cheeky smirk on me face while I do it Mickle. Rox I dare not ask... Hurry up and get back in me spa Mickle!!! xxMiss_Honeyxx <<

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I am sure he is just saving up - money that is - not more "load". I bet you that you will hear from him again. Meeka

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I just gotta stay out of hospital...FULL STOP! Between you and Headmaster sticking me in there, the hospital will start charging me rent teehee. Then again, it was fun having sexy time in there with HM. Ooooops Rox sorry the cheeky rat got me off your thread. Spank me! *please* xxMiss_Honeyxx <<

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    OMFG Meeka i think you might be right haha Miss Honey you can talk about whatever you want on my thread after what i did on yours Trish im with Mikle there dont even jest the place wouldnt be the same without you roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' I am sure he is just saving up - money that is - not more "load". I bet you that you will hear from him again. Meeka I'm with Meeka! Predictability and the male species ... such a beautiful thing!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Miss Honey you can talk about whatever you want on my thread after what i did on yours roxxy xxx There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that xxmiss_honeyxx deeply appreciated the intent of your post on her thread. I could certainly see where you were coming from and have the most fantastic visions of you proclaiming, 'oh no, he didn't...', along with comments of the others on that thread that protested against one of the most incredible posts I've ever seen. Hugs... Deb xox

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'mikle'Tell him I'll lend him 50 bucks if he'll let me video tape it...lol your a naughty boy Mikle if you lend him the money i will spank you haha im hoping after this i WONT ever hear from him again roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    have a twin brother...maybe you could get two for the price of one...jose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i dont want one moron so i REALLY dont want twin morons but does that mean i get double the money??? roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I think he's married or has relatives up this way cause I got a classic one in my inbox this morning. My profile clearly states that I am not looking at the moment and all msgs and flirts will be dealt with harshly so after having dealt with said flirt from a couple I got the following message in my inbox: Thanks bitch you are fuckin rank But to top it off they blocked me so I now have no recourse. Damn!! I do like playing with people who cant read - my question how do they navigate the internet? And why amI in the wrong if they cant read? Sheesh Jose can you keep them to yourself please??? Kisses Focus