M52

<b>How to be successful in Red Hot Pie...</b>

January 26 2006

Ok.. alot of guys often asked me "how ya do it?" and I thought maybe if i posted this thread, then i wont have to answer so many times over and ov er again lol Ok.. First off.. many people would agree or disagree.. so iwouldnt be surprised there would be a number of disagreement. I guess each to their own. But this method works for me just fine. Its just who I am really.. So you want to have some fun?? Well make some fun!!! Red Hot Pie is about meeting likeminded people seeking like minded friends/partners to fullfill their sexual needs. Its just not about "profile" surfing and Flirt sendings.. its about everything else that it has to offer. Make the most of it!! There is a "hot chat" feature. This is the most excellent place to start. Not everyone goes there, but this is where people get to know the others in the comfort of their own home. It is a safe way to "suss" the person out before meeting up over a drink at some local pub. Now.. before you go into hotchat.. you got to think this "Im there to have fun.. Im not there to find sex. I am there to relax,and mingle..." It is really... no different than you are at a pub or any social events. Often you will find that going in there with SEX in mind, can often leave with dissapointment that you have been completely ignored (as well as bashed upon by being stupid) Once you are there.. be happy.. thats the key. Be happy. People love happy people. ask yourself, would you have sex with a sadistic, bitter, oh poor me woe me person? Wouldnt it be much better to have sex with a very extreme happy person? Happiness inside yourself attracts all walks of life to you.. ESPECIALLY the opposite sex. For they want a peice of your happiness.. they loved it!! it brightens their day up!! and they come back for more!! Take me for an example.. In the chat room, im the most obnoxious Irish twit who talks to God as if he was his best drinking mate at the pub, who at times express stupidity, and other times, express witty comebacks that just cracks everyone up. In short.. im a schizophrenic leprechaun that loves to stir everybody up... no matter what...:P Come up with a character that you can play so well in the chat room.. and still be yourself. Perhaps looking around such movies that might help establish your humourous character.. from Jack Sparrow of the Pirates of the Carabean.. to just plain Mork from Mork and Mindy. Above all.. Dont go there expecting sex.. cos if you do.. chances are you wont get it.. ANd have respect for women there guys.. if their profile says "Couples,Woman only" then leave it.... dont try to push it.. that makes it worse ... Now you thinking "ok.. whats yer success rate then?" my answer is this, I signed up months ago.. to suss this site out. And at the time i feel the need to change this site around from "a site" to "the happy site". The moment i joined up, i went straight to Hot Chat and express my insanity in there within 2 weeks.. I Had fun with a girl ... 2 weeks later.. another girl a week after.. back to the first girl and now is about to meet this lovely girl.. Does this sound convincing? if not.. go into hotchat and ask around :P Anyways.. hope that helps.. if any questions ask me in here.. and i will answer to the best of my insanity :P Cheers Big Ears and Long noses Sparty "and fer gods sake homer.. put yer clothes on!!!!"

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RHP User

20 years ago

Some good advice there and also some ramblings but what the fuck its all about relaxing and having a laugh and some fun. Like the irish lad said dont expect to much from this but be prepared for some amazing experiences.cause they happen.......and its about respect and honesty!

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RHP User

20 years ago

That’s what I’m here for.... but somehow I think the ladies are taking my handle and profile too seriously:)

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RHP User

20 years ago

Also helps to have some patience and general manners not all females are turned on by how big your dick is how long you imagine you can last. 75% of all pleasure is mental so try to stimulate that as well, and you are 1/2 way there, good luck....;-)

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RHP User

20 years ago

I would have to agree with you with some of what you say but on other points i feel your way of. Playing a role who you are not in real life for too long in open chat is detremental to not onnly your own mental well being but what others will perceive and expect of you on meeting. Try to be yourself as much as possible and for guys learn to type cause the moment is long gone after the fingers are catching up. Oh and don’t upsell yourself (Spartanis) let the ladies or other gentlemen do that for you. So i say keep it simple and Spartanis you were almost there , well done.

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RHP User

20 years ago

I agree with you oral... good typing and the proper use of english goes a long way to forming good impressions. I cannot count the number of profiles (of women) I have dismissed through their bad grammar, spelling, or whatever - yeah call me a snob if you like but bad use of language is far from inspiring.

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RHP User

20 years ago

dude are you serious , you would dismissed a hot chick because of her bad grammar ?

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RHP User

20 years ago

The point isn’t her bad grammar. It is that she takes it so much for granted that she can get whatever she wants that she doesn’t even have to bother or care about what she says or how she says it ;). The sad thing is that she’s usually right lol. Woody

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RHP User

20 years ago

Great advice , Thankyou :)

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RHP User

20 years ago

Thanks Woody for hitting the nail on the head. Crazy-Horse - call me a snob but yes I have dismissed such profiles. Somehow the image of a tart chewing gum loudly in my ear and rolling her eyes back comes to mind whenever I read a poorly written profile - hardly inspiring or conducive to getting a rogeringly good hard-on!

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RHP User

20 years ago

Itman , I wouldn’t say its being a snob, but a bit judgmental perhaps and maybe a broad generalization. For example grammar may not be someones strong point but they may be one of the best lovers on the planet but you would dismiss them before you got to know them on their grammar . Personally i wouldn’t care less about someone’s grammar as long as i can understand the message . lol .

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RHP User

20 years ago

mmmmm... 2 cents worth! what rocks one might not rock another.. love, looks, opinions, politics, sex, desires, needs, are all subjective..some like it dirty, some like it clean, some like vanilla, some like lime.. some like good grammar and some dont give a rats.... life is subjective to the individual, and i say, so it should be! whatever rocks ya, tis cool.

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RHP User

20 years ago

I take your point, Crazy-Horse, yes I am perhaps a little judgmental but aren’t we all in some way? Cum-n-play makes a good point earlier in this thread about a percentage of the women’s stimulation being mental.... I’m not sure I agree with the maths in your statement darling, but it is something that I think is worthy of exploration... Perhaps start another thread?

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RHP User

20 years ago

Thanks for the balanced perspective wowisme.

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