M56
after a hundred!!!
March 27 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Far be it for me to 'hijack' a post. Like, puhlease....I thought ppl around here didnt want exclusive arrangements! Make up ya freekin minds ffs (lol) Fantasy: MMFF Dom'ing it up (so sick of saying that but u did ask) RHP pick-list: Mikle (aka mr myname) lol (sorry dude) who wouldnt I 'do' again? OMG...I wish I lacked discretion and decency right about now. Fave position: doggy, up against a wall, on the bonnet of a car lying down, standing up, sitting down, on my side, on my back standing on one leg, standing on the other one, inside, outside, topside, backside (his), frontside, up, down, in, out...oh to hell with it...I LOVE IT ALL!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Fantasy - A gangbang or having a woman dominate me! (or a rugby team in a spa!!!) RHP Pick List - My man of course! Favourite thing to do - blow a man (and swallow). YUM Favourite Position - Chair Sex (we havent come up with a name yet but it involves two chairs and a bed!) Pusscat xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
hey my name are u sure u didnt leave anything out lol i feel there is something your not telling us !!!!now i want u to sit back take a big breath and tell a gentleman all about it..... well pussycat ive been using chairs for a longtime now have known them of a many different names (but for chair sex it should be about how many different uses they have lol) as for the rugby fantasy i used to play a great game called touch lol unfortunitly i was never a good team player lol....one good thing was i grew up in nz where even girls played rugby and playing touch with them was always fun!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
And no, its not a free set of steak knives!! I was just warming up gentleman! Ya see, I'm waiting for the not so little man...aka the balls and chain to get his act together so we can go on our honeymoon... In the meantime, it's now all about location location location... In thailand: on stage...move over donkey and co!! In the top end: which is where I intend 'taking' my hubby's delicious 'end' (does that answer your question darling heart?) Adelaide: the city of churches: always wanted to 'do it' on hallowed ground (do u think theres a chance I may go to hell for that?) Portsea: just in case theres a few sailors/airmen..whatever.. roaming around Tasmania: one of the many haunted houses...so wanna let loose and scream ma head off...no1 is likely to notice there! WA: in ma mans van. On top of the Sydney Harbour bridge: Im thinking I'll need the energy boost to get down the damn thing. Hm, now all I have to do is work out what to wear..... Mwuah to you too my sweet xxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Being the flexible, kind and extremely generous Mrs Myname that I am, we will slightly adjust the timing of agenda. The goals remain the same, however it just may take a while...Im thinking we will do one each anniversary..I may have coerced you into taking the bridge climb by then...oh..and if you wish to duck out for a massage then Im coming too! Whats good for the goose ..and all that jazz. I'm sure gentleman won't mind one little bit about our contributing to his post...he seems like a caring sharing kinda guy xx können nicht warten, um Ihnen einen heißen feuchten liebevolle (had to use the dictionary for that one...cos all I know in german is da rude stuff...lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Do you really think I'm going to post on your topic when mine hasn't yet hit the ton! Pffft! Don't think so buddy! hehe ~dumb sheen~
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RHP User
16 years ago
@ you! (Isn't it) hahn (cock) and c*&t.. the two words I know best! Gawd, gotta dust off my deutsch porn memory bank... leckt meine Fotze!! Sie mochte, dass meine hundin hahn? dass mein Arsch ist nicht meine Fotze! meine Klitoris ist gröBer als dein Schwanz! Ach du meine Gute, was groB sind Deine Zahne Oma! Yeah, you got me...I watch some pretty strange stuff...lol mwuahhh mein dahlink!
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RHP User
16 years ago
gotenhimmell frueline meinenamenEarl (blushingstein)
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RHP User
16 years ago
haha mickle an mrs,i prefer the hands on appoach myself to all these matters one because i cant spell in english so im not going to be able to spell in any other lanuage. mr sheen ohhh cmon good sir i did my best to grace your topic and actully put some thought into it lol. and i course i dont mind u using my room for anything you like my name lol glad u came out satisfied lol i yhink mickle got his point across lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
G'day DG! Im shocked... not sure whether its a good thing for the 'little woman' not to notice such importants things about their man! Dang! Perhaps if u didnt have such a tasty avatar up then maybe I wouldve! So again...its all the males fault...YAAAAAAAAY!! Oh and dahlink, I did say I watched some pretty wild porn...but did ya have to go and tell the whole damn ooze pond??? There appears to be an epidemic of tattletaling going on lately!! Naughty boy!! Now go to my bedroom for your punishment!! its thataway btw>>>>>>>
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2'gotenhimmell frueline meinenamenEarl (blushingstein)oh Earl Sie sind der absolute Bombe Schlag mich irgendwann Baby?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mein Liebling.. all this talk about carrots, botty's and being at Stalky's mercy has got me all in a tizz! I know you bestrafen Sie sich mehr als ich oder sonst jemand konnten, wurden Machen dass. ja weiter. But don't make me come over there and put it to the test....verstehen? your mrs...meinnamen xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Once in a big bag of carrots a friend fond one that was donkey sized. It was nearly a meter long and and a diameter of four inches. I ran around with it saying " that's rude isn't it. " fab.
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RHP User
16 years ago
corrots:usually orange and come from the vegetable garden great eating ive heard good things about them they put hairs on ya chest an make u see in the dark apparently,for some strange reason woman love them although i could not possibly think as to why when bananas taste much better
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'fab69'Once in a big bag of carrots a friend fond one that was donkey sized. It was nearly a meter long and and a diameter of four inches. I ran around with it saying " that's rude isn't it. " fab. Cos Id have rooly rooly good eyesight afterward....hehe
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RHP User
16 years ago
I too would prefer the banana ....lol.. Sex.... Random or a planned MMMF would be a desire.. Aggessive role play....had some recently with a lovely man...Damn....yum! ...He was awesome. and I didnt mind the bruises ..Damn I want to explore that more... DP.....done this a few times now and always want more...lol huggies sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
i would love to help you out sweetpetite41 with a bit more dp with one of your friends or i will bring one around to help out, satisfaction plus.
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RHP User
16 years ago
i dont care what hole your putting it in if its healthy...im not touching it roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
lmao roxxy....Well sex is healthy so does that mean you not having that either..hehe silly kisses sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol roxy banana,s are only healthy taken orally but i guess they arnt tht bad no matter how you take them,damm an i thought me an u were tight roxxxxy lol does this mean i actully have to get unhealthy to get close to you lol... sweet desires random,planned,up ,down,god anyway you like lol how come no one has married a girl like you yet??? m,f, mmf,ffm,mmmf,ffffm, thats just a hole lot of f an m,s lol mind u i didnt see to many f,s there are you telling me you have a appitite for destruction lol like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol hey amirillo now this would make interesting forum on here lol please share the details ,ohh thats right a true gentleman wouldnt tell damm,my advice is take a lot of banana,s my name once again your spelling amazes me as i thought i was the only one who could spell like this,are you sure arnt a school teacher ,getting the cane from you would have owwwwwwwwww smokinnnnnnnn hottttttttttt lol ohh yes mr fab came from all the way overfrom the easten states to hi jack my forum steel all my glory cut my grass eat my lunch drink my beer then leave,what a good c@#t i like you already here are the keys to the harley an porche has a full tank of gas,i wont be home for a few weeks bar firdge is full.just feel free to help yourself ok ... ohh an turn the lights off on yur way out lol.
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RHP User
16 years ago
sweetpetite...sex is dirty hot fun that cant be healthy...can it??? roxxy xxx....lmao
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RHP User
16 years ago
just this once DG....il do something healthy but il only do you once...ok too much healthy stuff will kill you hehehe roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Me speeln aint da isseuw dak, it's me compreheshen..i get like fis wen i haf no sexi bisness
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RHP User
16 years ago
LMAO myname...thats damn funny roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mine is very broken German but wasn't the carrot for mikle himself..lol You're not too far myname, I can come help you with your spelling and comprehension... Oh it would be easier to help with sexi bisness and the spelling and comprehension would look after itself...lol Whatever you so desire..I've read the lists..ie positions, places. What about St Marys Cathedral....you wont go to hell I promise..haha
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RHP User
16 years ago
uhoh...looks like the jig is up...suppose id better come clean.... I am not a teacher at all...in fact Im not female...or male for that matter......I am..... a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eaterSure looks strange to me (One eye?)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Miracle cure ..spelling and comprehension fixed now...bugger But if you have any lapses myname you know how to reach me..I'll be watchin anyway
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RHP User
16 years ago
comes 101 Or you could go google... meah and/or C (centum) Me, Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
i just wanted to say thats a really pretty pic you have up there roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Our daughter spotted the opportunity and took the shot which is now an absolute favourite of ours. Me n Mr reckon it looks like a bra haha... our daughter says it looks 2 fish n most agree with her lol... n we got a message on here saying it looks like 2 rabbits.Hugs... Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
i was thinking it looked like a pair of eyes lol.... i can see the fish and the bra hahaha im not seeing the rabbits...but it is a beautiful photo i dont know... i cant even upload a pic of myself...lol roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
That seems to be a problem for lots of people lately... we had trouble with the last one we tried but no problems with the 2 before that...Have you checked the size not bigger than 2mb? Something I tried with another pic that wouldn't upload was copy it and upload the copy which worked fine. Another time, I moved the pic from the folder inside the folder to the outer folder. I remember when we first joined RHP, we didn't even know to how to get a photo onto the pc aside from scanning a hard copy through the printer {with help} lolol. We didn't even own mobile phones... my how times have changed. Now we can take a pic, and have it on RHP in mins, what takes the longest is getting approval. Hugs... Mrs P' xoxox
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RHP User
16 years ago
thanks very much mrs P the pic is the right size...but il try everything else thank you xxxx roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I checked the date on the first thread I posted which was in Jun '07, but we'd been on here a little while before that... so I guess we've been on here between 3-4 years. We were just completely ignorant about mobiles n pcs etc lolol. Didn't even want to own either n now wouldn't be without. Hehe, my how we change!Lol... hugs... Mrs P'
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SassyRascal
16 years ago
Lets get to the point when and where?????? Sweet F x
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SassyRascal
16 years ago
Well there is 2 more to help your numbers.... But im keeping my lustful, sinful, tantalising n down right dirty thoughts to me...... Cept the 1 where i blind fold my man naked standing with his legs spread n his hands tied behind his head while i slowly approach his body with whispers of breath n slight strokes of fingers never letting him know what is happening or where i approach next............ My tongue, toys n naughty mind await to play..........
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'sweetfrangapani' Lets get to the point when and where?????? Sweet F x have you been reading my msgs...i got that one the other day lol roxxy xxx
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SassyRascal
16 years ago
Nope sorry!!! Been having a few senior moments lately....... Blush! Sweet F.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'sweetfrangapani' Well there is 2 more to help your numbers.... But im keeping my lustful, sinful, tantalising n down right dirty thoughts to me...... Cept the 1 where i blind fold my man naked standing with his legs spread n his hands tied behind his head while i slowly approach his body with whispers of breath n slight strokes of fingers never letting him know what is happening or where i approach next............ My tongue, toys n naughty mind await to play.......... you've got my attention now SF.your a naughty, naughty girl.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
roxxxxxxy baby its a date you me and the dog lol,i figured if i bring the dog it will make u think unhealthy thoughts that way i get to stay longer cause you wont be thinking strait!!! myname im roooly roooly good wit oral subjects mayb i culd give u sumthink to comprehend an were not talking tieing shoelaces here !! hmmm peachy ,peachy peachy peach pheachy peachy thats all i have to say about tht unless of course ulike bananas. sweet fragers can i come play at your house pleease purty purty purty please !! earl naughty girls are the best aye esp the real bad ones mmmmmmmmmmm think im going to stop going on church dates !
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RHP User
16 years ago
See ya got ya pic uploading issues resolved... excellent a_dark_gentleman... yer not telling me my wit n edjumacashanul googling isn't even worthy of a comment unless I like bananas!!! Ok then... for the record, I have to admit I have posted my preference for bananas in the past... firm n a lil bit green was how I put it at the time... Have a great weekend... Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
where you been hidin all these monthsahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
yes finally lol....but it wasnt the one i was trying to put up...i started again with the web cam hahaha so this one will have to do...lol roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2' where you been hidin all these monthsahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl under a rock babe...had to be dragged out kicking and screaming...lmao roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
roxy you foxy lil thing you grrrr yourve got cougar going on there hun grrrrrr hmmm tasty peachy hun i googled both names came up with a story about a wall in jeruselummm lol i prefer to spell the american way :) so all i can say again is peachy peachy i would of though not so much green bananas more a solid yellow firm and in its prime lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'PeachypearWeR' comes 101 Or you could go google... meah and/or C (centum) Me, Mrs P' Lol a_dark_gentleman... Yes, meah does come up with more than one meaning, I'd hoped you might look into it further... the meaning I was working on was a hundred lololol... C or centum is the Roman numeral for again... a hundred!I dunno... give a guy exactly what he asks for n he's still not satisfied... meah! {also means 'whatever' tho most slackers save thereselves one whole letter n spell it meh, a sign of the times it seems}.Lol even Americans use capitals {nearly shortened that to caps but didn't want to confuse you any further}!!! Now I sound all anal n all haha... let's get back to the bananas, my fav are firm n not green but a lil bit green, sweet n zesty... solid yellow, firm n in it's prime is yummy too but they're starting to lose that sweetness n the edge of zestiness lol.Cheers Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Fantasy: To meet a total stranger with no words nor kissing and just for him to turn up and lick me out and then to just leave when I am done Fantasy: To have sex on a swing in a park Have played out most of my fantasies other than those two. RHP pick ups: No memory of them to "out" them lol..they didn't leave that good an impression Who I wouldn't do again: About 3/4 of the guys I have met in life let alone any guy I have done on any of these sites. Favourite Position: Mmm so many of them...Up against a wall...Me ontop and laying down so that my clit rubs against his pelvic bone as his cock is deep inside of me....Me with my back to him and then laying forward toward his feet. On a chair with him deep inside me...Too many more to mention... xFunlovingx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yer halfway to the ton!!!
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