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What a Coincidence!

March 27 2015

Three new female members have been promoted in WA today. They are all young and very attractive. Interestingly, they have quite a lot in common. For instance: - they are all ‘Seeking people for fun and friendship.’ - they are all seeking men who are in the expansive and all-inclusive age range of 18-99 (although one is also seeking a woman or a couple) - they are all coy regarding their physical attributes and say nothing - they are all ‘Open for anything’ and ‘Naturally sexy’ - they are all blank when it comes to their lifestyle descriptors - they all have a general interest in nothing more than ‘Friends’ - and, they are identical when putting their ideas ‘In their Own Words’, as you can see: About Me Hi I'm a woman , [N] years old, seeking other fun people. I'm not afraid to ask for what I want in bed so watch out! People often comment that I am attractive but you need to judge for yourself. I love going out shopping and having coffee with friends. I am Looking For I am looking for a 'friend with benefits' and nothing more. Look out, because they are also all in a ‘Flirty’ mood! I think I should be smelling pussy but instead I’m smelling rat. What are your views?

Comments

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    It's not just female profiles. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    When you first open a profile on RHP, a list of suggest responses are given and a person can choose to use them rather than write their own profile or something personal. So it doesn't necessarily mean they are fake profiles. One you often see on men's profiles is "I am a sexual animal and I can't get enough" Truly inspiring eh?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    all it proves at that stage is they're too lazy to fill out their profile...and I'm sure they have their reasons... But I see something else... Your level of expectation which seems to be rather high but I could be wrong... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'sir_stir' But I see something else... Your level of expectation which seems to be rather high but I could be wrong... What is it that you think I am expecting, sir_stir? If an expectation to see genuine profiles, rather than fake or automatically generated profiles, translates to 'rather high' then you could well be right.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    " About Me Hi I'm a man , ## years old, seeking other fun people. I admit that I am a sexual animal and can't get enough. People have described me as good-looking but you can be the judge of that. I enjoy the outdoors, whether at the beach or in the country. I am Looking For I'm looking for no-strings attached fun with people who seek the same. " Yawnnnnnn. I'd like to think it's because they have all just joined today. But ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    quoting velvet rock "I think I should be smelling pussy but instead I’m smelling rat." - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    a woman of a similar age bracket is going to receive many contacts from younger males and if her sole purpose is purely an attraction of an outcome of - sex. Unless you have some specific kink or attraction that stands out from the crowd your pushing the proverbial barrow of shit up a steep hill.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    but that was my attempt at wit, not an indication of my expectation. Two things: 1. the ages in the profiles put the subjects below my (arbitrary) lower age limit; and 2. fake profiles have no body parts at all, so there is nothing to actually smell.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'xoJulesox' a woman of a similar age bracket is going to receive many contacts from younger males and if her sole purpose is purely an attraction of an outcome of - sex. Unless you have some specific kink or attraction that stands out from the crowd your pushing the proverbial barrow of shit up a steep hill. So why do so many guys stick it out for so long then?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Oh they could possibly be wives who have made a quick profile so they can get on and see if their husbands are on here, doing some cheating... I did that yrs ago on other sites to see if my fifo partner was still on there. And yes he was. Busted.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Just come across the Grey sisters...lovey girls but OP you probably don't have a ghost of chance dating them..annoying I know ..😳xxFreya..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Good point Willow .... and with that sort of creativity, it could also be manned by a fellow fellow OP.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    In their eyes this being a sex site they may think that writing anything about themselves is mis construed as 'selling' themselves. In their mind like myself when I first joined they may be feeling like a peice of meat. Sorry guys. I was inundated when I first joined with flirts and friend requests and some truely tasteless messages. It took me a while to fill it out properly let alone answer messages - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I missed the wit, which is not uncommon for me.... Feel free to pass the peroxide 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'xoJulesox' a woman of a similar age bracket is going to receive many contacts from younger males and if her sole purpose is purely an attraction of an outcome of - sex. Unless you have some specific kink or attraction that stands out from the crowd your pushing the proverbial barrow of shit up a steep hill. So why do so many guys stick it out for so long then? We are creatures of habit and that something we had is missing.We play the Hope game of finding that something again.The everyday retinue that breaks us we crave for again. (familiarity by knowing hands )

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Velvet Rock - I am with you , there are scams here - a good example is getting a message request from one of those type of profiles, but when you check your profile they have never looked at it... but it costs credits to message them... hmmm call me cynical! and of course the lovely Brissy girl here who got talking to me only for me to later discover she was in Ghana with a sick mum tying to get her to Australia for treatment..... however there are some real gems out there, so I for one am going to stick it out in the hope of finding someone special. best of luck to all the other searchers out there

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    11 years ago

    I've heard theories...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    "YOU sir, have cracked the code of a FAKE PROFILE.!!" *crowd screams & roars & cheers & claps* "Step on up and collect your prize now- 72 virgins...... fooooorrrr the taking..!!" *crowd screams & roars & cheers & claps* "We'll be sending you off on a luxury cruise to the sunny Maldives to enjoy those 72 virgins....." FYI VelvetRock- the ol saying still stands, if it sounds too good to be true.......and those photos, have probably been ripped off of Facefuck or Gayspace or some bligetyblog from overseas.This is how I treat 'other' profiles-- if all the Auto Responses have been used instead of putting thought into their own answers OR there is 'Ask Me' splashed all over the profile, they're probably a fake- don't waste your time on them. Use common sense, logic, reason with a dash of discernment & you'll get better at wading through the crap to get to the good... Good luck & have fun

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It costs you credits? Are we still talking about HRP?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I read here for many years now and have picked up on some peoples expectations of sex and lots if sex... I have only one expectation and that's NOT to get any sex at all :) it's a shock when a lady or even a couple contact me :)) but fuk love reading these forums :)) funny as fuk at times

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That being on RHP equates to having to be an open advertisement? Fake or not, based on what you've said, they're clearly not here for the same reasons you are. From memory, creating a profile was secondary to getting in and having a look when I first signed up so, suggesting fake (purely on the information provided in the OP) suggests limited thinking to me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'xKiwiBredx' From memory, creating a profile was secondary to getting in and having a look when I first signed up so..... When we first created our profile, we used a lot of the standard RHP responses just so we could start checking out the site. Possibly, some of those profiles will become more personalised over time as ours did.....or they may be exactly what you are alluding to - completely fake! For me sorting through the bullshit to find the gems is half the fun. Shaz