RHP

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Well lets just call them the boys.

April 03 2012

This doesn't apply to me, because I'm almost perfect. But 'a friend' wanted to know why one of the 'boys' hangs lower than the other? Is it some form of punishment? Why don't they they make underwear to accommodate for this imbalance? I think men can have hard time with 'the boys'...especially when it comes time for shaving!Please examine or discuss.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    i thought one hung loner then the other so they slip into a girls mouth so much easier then having to dislocate jaw,,lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Not sure about your boys but my girls have the same problem. xxMeeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Not sure about your boys but my girls have the same problem. xxMeeka You have twins then? It can be sad when they go their separate ways. But to be an individual they have to follow their own path I guess. Some take the high road, most take the low road!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    be happy to aline the girls anyday ..

  • erotictouch4u

    erotictouch4u

    14 years ago

    "A reason for testicle movement does have to do with sexual arousal. In the 1960’s, Masters and Johnson observed that the testicles elevate just before ejaculation and actually make direct contact with the body. They found that in about 85% of men the right testicle rises before the left one." Where were you standing ? If you were standing closest to the one hanging higher then he might have fancied you. ET xox

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    A prehistoric forrunner to homosapien males did, in fact, have testicals at the same height! The fossil record seems to indicate that they mostly died in the fetal position due to the fact that any form of movement, like running away from predators caused the testies to band together violently thus over-riding the flight or fight instinct.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'eagertongue4u' "A reason for testicle movement does have to do with sexual arousal. In the 1960’s, Masters and Johnson observed that the testicles elevate just before ejaculation and actually make direct contact with the body. They found that in about 85% of men the right testicle rises before the left one." Where were you standing ? If you were standing closest to the one hanging higher then he might have fancied you. ET xox I was no where in the room! I wouldn't take the figures put forward by those researches put as being reputable, although I'm sure they would have loved the observing part. I mean look at their names 'Masters' and 'Johnson'. Sounds like a voyeristic male dominated BDSM company!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ...the "lower boy" is smaller than the one sitting higher. Why do I know this stuff??? LOL KK xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Indeed some valid issues raised there heavenly.Heres what i have to say:1. Just coz they does - and hey a different altitude is an interesting thing.2. By its very nature, underwear readjusts and removes this imbalance by equalising the drop for both of the boys.3. Indeed - having the boys front and centre when shaving, does make things a tad more difficult. Sometimes i try the old sumo trick and tuck them away for a shave.2b :)Out with the boys 20-12

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    so......do you while away the midnight hours wondering about this? and does it really matter? lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I too have noticed this phenomena,but i deducted that it was because we are all asymmetrical Women have one Breast smaller than the other...Your Left lung is smaller than the right to accommodate the heart in the spatial cavity...etc etc..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    NOTHING IN NATURE IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT! . Mother nature allows for all our flaws. It is what makes each and every single one of us a unique individual. If all we had to worry about was one of the boys (or girls) being a different size, shape, dimension that the other the world would indeed be a peaceful place.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    If they hung at the same level they would bash against each other more. There's not much cushioning between your testicles.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    A bit curious but when it comes to shaving...it's actually kind of fun to fill the spa and get one of the girls to do it. Just remind them to be careful with the straight razor...I really won't be cut if either the "boys" or the "girls" are just a little lop sided. | Beauty is often found in imperfection...that's why we're unique.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    .....airconditioning !!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Really who cares why they hang as they do, as long as they work. You guys with your shaving/waxing...Just do it...haha. Us girls go through so much more pain, example, (pushing out watermelons when having babies), so take your concrete pill and do the job because to be honest, it looks so much better and no time wasting when trying to get that hair stuck right up my nose or in my mouth.. It just means you can get to the job at hand done and enjoy it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    just for a bit of useless information i found on the net did u know that the average male depending on wether u are right or left handed can determine which way your old fella sit in your undies keeping in mind this study was done in America now all the guys will be checking don't worry i did and in my case correct