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Well hello 2008 : )

January 31 2008

Today, I was thinking about my plans for the new year and what I want to achieve. When I realised this month marks the end of my 1st year here on RHP! So I thought I would jot down a few things from my expereinces to share. And let you know what I got up to, in what I call my initiation year. Over the year, I have held 4 private RHP parties, and attended 4 times as many. Introduced to my first swingers party, but I wasn't there to get any. Blocked lots of users, did my block with idiots and shared blocks of choccie. On those nites, when neither of us could be bothered getting any froggie. I have dressed in school uniforms with props and cammed as Miss Honey Sucked on way too many lollipops, which I'm sure my dentist wouldnt find funny. It's normally late at nite or early morning when she will cam up and tease. Not sure if she is everyones thing, but she certainly does it for Mr VNG! I have mashed mouths with both girls and with guys, but can't say who is the better. I will continue with my cheeky experiment and promise to give you full report later. On the weekend I attended my first fetish party, oh my god what a hoot. But Connections is not the place you should go if your after a straight sex root. In the last 12 months, I have been messaged and flirted many times. Mainly by guys, with a either a phone number, decent message or some corny pickup line. I have rung in sick twice, to stay in bed all day with a sexy new lover. And four times late, coz some guy who's name I forgot, wont get out from the covers. Even had a near death experience a couple of months ago, I thought I was going to die. Ok so it was just a kerb. Ya still scared the crap out of us Tina...and that's no lie! Drunk too much, stayed up too late, should of, when I didnt, and shouldn't when I did. None of these are regrets, just four things that constantly can mess with ya head. Watched an orgy of 2 girls and 5 guys, I think, I wasn't counting arms and legs. Just a guess that this is the maximum that you can get on a king size bed. I owned a gimp, been spanked in public, and followed orders from a Head Master to a T. Have been wined and dined, given flowers, and even offered a trip overseas. I have met so many people from here, country towns and even interstate. As well as some, from a distant galaxy, cant remember if they mentioned which planet. There was a few, the door couldnt have closed fast enough, when they left. But I have been fortunate to call many now close friends, and thats a special gift. So if some fortune teller was to tell my future of 2007, of all the things I have listed here. I would have said they were full of BS, and they should find a new career. So I guess I cant really plan my year, and take the good and the bad as it is comes. I leave it in the lap of the gods, and hope it is as good as the previous one. A year with lots more unexpected surprises, opportunities and devilish delights. To fulfil a fantasy or two, with many hot passionate sexy nights. This is where my post comes to an end, my year here on RHP. Overall it was a excellent one...so Happy Anniversary to me! : ) Over to you now, on how your last year went, so get posting... I cant wait or maybe you could tell us what sexy things u expect from 2008. Have a great year! Nettles

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RHP User

18 years ago

Wow!....lol.... Ummm...2007 I went to Greece (thoroughly enjoyed my "Shirley Valentine" experience n Mykonos) and Scotland (thoroughly enjoyed the Scotch and Aftershock slammers...lol..). 2008, had my first naked in public experience and looking forward to new adventures. xx

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18 years ago

as i suspected nettles. your too much woman for me.. have a chubby.. er .. cubachup on me anyway. love ya work LRE

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18 years ago

Not much new happening on my horizon, and not much interesting news to report either. Thank you for your most illuminating resumé Miss Nettles, a lovely summing up of a lovely time as rejoice in by a lovely lady indeed. It certainly demonstrated that you lived the year to the full, even if you did encounter one near death experience and a few extraterrestrials. Yes Miss Honey certainly tickles my fancy, though I too are more likely to sit in the corner and watch these days. Never engaged in an orgy, though have watched one or two, never been to a swingers party, though know many, never blocked any users, though think I have been blocked, never cammed on RHP, but watched others ad nauseam. Been a student of bondage, discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism for many a moon, yet never been a hard core participant, even though been befriended by a good few on different continents. Met a number on RHP, mainly at social meets and have remained friends, which keeps me busy on MSN. Regularly check the forums here to see what mischief people are getting up to, and to pull a few legs if the opportunity prevails. Very conservative sexually these days as I've never caught an STD and plan never to. Very few ladies like discussing their history or disclosing test results, so I'll stay celibate in the meantime. Hardly drink at all, though digest lemonade in greater quantities than Miss Honey consumes lollipops. Zippy and Viking can testify to that. A happy soul who is rarely stressed and hates to hold a grudge, though always seems to get into a scrap when voicing some heartfelt opinion or pulling someone's leg. Joined RHP when they first launched the site, though was inactive for much of the time. Though people complain, do find it a fun site to express oneself in ways not usually accepted elsewhere. So in conclusion, I do hope Nettles and her many personalities thoroughly enjoy themselves during 2008, and wait in earnest anticipation to read another delightful epistle this time next year.

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18 years ago

lol nett hahaha a near death experience ffs !! hehehe i told u to give me plenty of warning !! and ya told me to turn ......NOW ! lmao anyway u made it to 2008 and made one very good friend (me) among others... have a good year babe xx luv ya Tina

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18 years ago

We just saw your last post Nettles - and me and wenchie looked at each other and went ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - if we had known you were there we would have put up with the smoke outside. The roof garden did look like a nice place - but being non-smokers we didn't stay too long. Oh well - we may meet at another party or club (if we get over the disappointment from the last one) - another day - or we may pay our membership again some day and give you a hoi.

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18 years ago

Well Mr VNG, I would come and sit on your knee in the corner and watch with you, and would even share my lollipop, but the Board of Education is demanding Miss pull her socks up this year. Something about furthering my education or participating more in school and class activities or something like that, apparently I was lacking in that area according to last terms report card....... You know, New Year, new teachers....and *shhhhh VNG I will tell u a secret* me thinks the new one is a hard task master too, already been on school excursions, got homework and I am sure there will be a test soon and that was only in the first couple of days. No sitting on my hands or your knee this term, me thinks. xx Miss xx

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18 years ago

Well, What can one say but wow and good for you. I am happy you have had some fun and wish you much more. The first steps are the hardest. For me it has been a road of non acceptance, from all i meet. But I do not regret a single thing, except if i have hurt anyone else in the process. It is an experience and I am honoured just to talk with all you beautiful people. Far be it me to judge you. I will accept you all and hope you will come to accept me. If this fails well mabey I will go back home. Yes satan are you calling lol. Lots of love RHPers abitofflavour

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18 years ago

2007 BIG one for lil Miss Willow :-) Pleased to have met all the awesome ppl we now call and love as our friends xxxxx

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18 years ago

Well Netts, first i would like to thank u for inviting me to some of ur wonderful parties and im so please to have met u. So many things to say dont know where to start. Party no.1 for me was great..........u had us running around every where looking for a Holy Grail.............and there it was sitting in a severed head lol. Party no.2 - was fantastic.............the poor pinata sooooooooooo did not wanna die.............he got bashed, I rode him and Kruizy took his head off and finally Bright killed him............... The time we went to the sex toy party...........we let Tina drive us.........wot a bad mistake..............Netts please do not feed Tina................... alcohol.........lol............on our way home Tina had asked for prior warning to where Netts lived............and we gave Tina heaps of warning...........OMFG i thought i was going to die.............the car nearly flipped over as Tina went up a curb..............not slow but very very fast..... at one stage we where on two wheels going all the road..............Tinas fast think got us back on 4 wheels................and the nice dent to Tinas car......which took her 4 days to look at lol. New years party - If ever i have to see another Chubby Bunny game played please give me a bucket...............SS was going for a record but i nearly killed him lol.............then the Monster did it with ease..............all this time i was gagging...........at the end of the nite Tina was going home so Netts got out her fluro jacket and made sure Tina did NOT run up a curb lol.................SS & Netts commando crawled into my room after they chewed up chubby bunnies again put it in a bag with a prawn head..........they crawl up to the room only to be confrounted by BABE the killer dog............and threw the bag on me.................NOT HAPPY lol I would just like to thank you for all the great memories and fun that i have had and the wonderful people i have met mwahssssssssssssssss PS NEVER GET IN A CAR WITH TINA...............IT COULD B FATAL PMSL.............i love u tina lol

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18 years ago

OMG giggles !! i cant type for laughing haha - slight exaggeration maybe?? hahahahaaa it didnt look that bad from the drivers seat - honest ! hahaha and it was only one glass of that green stuff - i dont mind being skipper pmsl xxxxxx luv u too hun hehehehe Tina

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18 years ago

What a fantastic post Nettles. Well done. I thought of refelecting on our past year but too many thoughts crowded my head all at once lol. The stand out for us over the past 3 years that we have been swinging is the fantastic life long friends we have made, so many great times, parties, laughs and memories . I read with amusement your comment on a fortune teller. My partner had his palm read a few weeks ago and she noted that he was in a committed relationship but could quite make out why it appeared that he was having an affair with a few people but at the same time he wasn't having an affair lol. I guess they can't see everything (thankfully hehe) Keep smilin people and bring on the good times for 2008 and onwards. xx

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18 years ago

Well the year is already off to a good start...well maybe more for Miss H, who has been getting out and about town. Thanks cheeks....u will have to let me or Miss H know when ur next party is. Master and Miss would love to come. Giggs ur always a good laugh at the parties. The next one will be a pirate party in March some time. I promise no chubbies this time. But as with any party I hold, there is always some quirky party game surprise to keep it interesting and get everyone one involved. Cant guarantee that it wont be a game that wont involve u tossing ur cookies on the back lawn though. But will be guaranteed as hysterical as any of the other games played previously and plenty of pics for the spaces page. LK I promise it will also be a game that no one can die from and promise to divulge any reports of previous deaths in playing such games before subjecting u to it lol. Needs to get T-shirts made up that say "Attended Nettles Party and Survived" me thinks, oooo might see if i can get a two for one offer and get "Been in Tina's Car and Lived" as well hehehehe, especially for the car rally. You know we love u Tina...u can spank us later : ) Show us ya chubby!!! Nettles xxx

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18 years ago

So far has been an awesome year! In Chinese astrology it's the year of the Rat (my year - being born in 1972). It's going to be the year of my life if it keeps going the way it has so far! WOOP!!!

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Well hello 2008 : )

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