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Upcoming Nuptials
October 26 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
A non soppy love story....awesome! Best wishes xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
it will be virtual and surreal, that's for sure... but I must confess...as much as I love Gaz... he's already taken in the "real" world... all I can do is worship at his feet in the forums :P LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
ahh miss sophie, but there issomthing you did forget your honeymoon, will yoube dry or very, very wet...now i am not so good at poetrybut i'll tell ya how i feelwhen ya do him on his bikepuh-lease...dont break his wheel...hey there soph...i'm not much good at this, but loved your poemmmm...so creative you is...i was thinking have ya got miss_honey and her kanga as the bridal car????....already my day is going to be awesome...and your poem is like the icing on the cakemwahjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
The honeymoon will be very wet And, Jose, please join us You’re just too inviting The blusing bride’s first MMF Oh My God! How exciting! :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
ummm... should read... The honeymoon will be very wet And, Jose, please join us You’re just too inviting The blushing bride’s first MMF Oh My God! How exciting! :P but you get the drift... have a great day... and happy I can bring a smile :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
He honoured her offerAnd all night longIt was honour and offer! Huge Hugs...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Awwwhhhh my true cyber love. What a beautiful tribution to the foreplay surrounding the consumation of our cyber marriage. Oh baby When I see your faceMellow as the month of MayOh darling I cant stand itWhen you look at me that wayOh darling When you're near meAnd you tenderly call my nameI know that, My emotionsAre something I just cant tameIve just got to have you babyI just lose controlDown to my very soul I get hot and cold all over I feel the earth move under my feetI feel the sky tumbling down tumbling down, tumbling down... hehe.... (OK.. so it's not an original gazpacho, but it's 9.00am and I have meetings scheduled all day so Im out of time and luck..... but I recognise Carole King's song as one written just for you, Soph! :p) Are you nervious?? HUgs Gazza the groom.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mmmm Peachy dressed as “O” “Oh”, the guests all cried! As she leaned into kiss The voluptuous bride ;) xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
My one true cyber mate We’ll be entwined forever (A match made in RHP heaven) Our only clear goal To raise Taby001 together!
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RHP User
16 years ago
(((((From the movie The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas))))) ((((Dolly Parton & Burt Reynolds sings))))DOLLY:I like fancy,frilly thingsHigh-heeled shoes and diamond ringsRagtime bands and western swingAnd sneakin' around with youBURT:Well I like beer and rodeosDetective books and dominoesFootball games and CheeriosAnd sneakin' around with youDOLLY & BURT:Sneakin' around with youGoin' a round or twoDoin' what lovers doWhenever they're sneakin' aroundDOLLY:I like lots of cash on handAnd dirty jokes about the Fuller Brush ManBURT:I like stuff I understand,like sneakin' around with youDOLLY:You know I like a thrill that has no stringsBURT:Friendship that don't ever changeDOLLY:And laughter from the joy of thingsDOLLY & BURT:And sneakin' around with youSneakin' around with youGoin' a round or twoDoin' what lovers doWhenever they're sneakin' aroundDOLLY:I like drive-in picture showsKissin' long and lovin' slowBURT:The secret places lovers go,whenever they're sneakin' aroundDOLLY:I like the crazy things we tryBURT:And the sexy things we fantasiseDOLLY:Just a-makin' out in the broad daylightDOLLY & BURT:And sneakin' around with youSneakin' around with youKeeping it all brand-newGettin' the best of youWhenever we're sneakin' aroundSneakin' around that's allDOLLY:I'm gonna lay down the lawBURT:Watchin' the rise and fallDOLLY & BURT:Of lovers sneaking' aroundBURT:We're just sneaking' aroundDOLLY:Oh we're justDOLLY & BURT:Sneakin'!This song is so much fun and I think of not one... but the two of you ;-)The bridesmaid to be... Mrs P
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yes Sophie me will be ya bridesmaid with lovely Peachy. I'm already bedazzling the bombaires, I know how Gaz loves his sugar coated nuts in a bag. Peachy we must get moving on the Hens night....eeeek so little time. Jose' ya a step ahead of me, already got the Kanga out of the shop, all fixed an purring like a pussy errr kitty err kanga. Question: do we get to have sex wiv the groomsmen when we get smashed on the bubbles?? Planning a head for Redhotpix. xx Miss Honey xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gaz, my betrothed, Peachy's found "our" song... it's perfect for the sneaky naughty two of us :P lol... and it has Dolly Parton too! Everything we ever dreamed of, everything we ever hoped for...
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RHP User
16 years ago
You make our day complete We’ll have to wait for Tam’s consent But in the meantime, I will say Jose and Tam will surely pleasure you at our event! Your naughty school girl outfit Is perfect for the affair Please plan ahead though We want your Kanga purring and your toosh bare!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Miss Honey, please contact Trishl She’s already planning my hen’s night She’s bringing a paddle, whipped cream & chocolate sauce Much to Miss Sophie’s delight (and yes, this is now getting exhausting..I think I shall do what the groom has done and just pretend I have meetings all day to get out of further wedding preparations...)
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RHP User
16 years ago
To the hottest pair on RHP, We are left in awe with your fancy words and luscious cheeks. Now we can be lead astray by both of you together!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Since I am the shorty of the group..Can I be the flower girl??? kisses from petite lil one..xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxox
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Sophie loves Gaz, That's not bland, Sopie said so on her Hand ! Gaz loves Sophie, We all agree, both with golden hair of swoosh, again the par have mighty Toosh ! Pree nupps not needed here, just Wine and Beer, and the occasional Queer ! Of course they Have Tam's Permission, as well as Professionals like lovbitten ! Lets raise a toast to the pair with flare.....And do our best to make them happy, with their love child taby ! Tam.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Awwww I am so wanting to gatecrash this honeymoon !!!! Gaz and lil sexy submissive sophie - a match made in heaven ! (or hell) LOL Of course the honeymooners would be needing a big bad ol Dom to crack the whip n pump up the partay ? I never say please or sorry (I am a Dom after all and I must keep up appearances) but can I cum pleeeeaaasssee ? I'm going to a fuck fest...I'm going to a fuck fest...I'm going to a fuck fest..... (Charges off to his closet....mmmmm what to wear, what to wear - black or black ? leather or leather ? hmmmm) Doggy
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RHP User
16 years ago
BadBadDog has consented to join us miss sophie smiles and kneels in pleasure "Good girl, sophie, that's my very good girl" He says.. "but you can do better...."
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lmfao Sister Sophie! You're always dropping to your knees hehe. You've got a lot to learn about versatile male bisexuals, my love! Just because a guy says he's the Dom doesn't make it so! First we has to wrestle! Tam Tam knows my super powers weakness and has me subbing like a puppy, but Doggy... this remains to be decided. hehe. You distract him, Soph while your on your knees there and I'll sneak up behind him and pinch his bottom.... Cracking the whip! There's a forum topic on it's own. Whenever I try to crack a whip I manage to take a Nick out of the back of my ear ... lmfao. That's why I bought an electric cow prodder. Hugs Gaz the groom
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hysterical Gaz.
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RHP User
16 years ago
For Trisl rotflolpmsl=rolling on the floor laughing out loud pissing meself laughing.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mwah = is a kiss mwah mwah mwah for Trisl
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RHP User
16 years ago
rolling on the floor laughing out loud pissing myself laughing and just wet myself....cwlh...crying with laughter herehilarious, just what we need...mwah to all u great, crazy, guys
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RHP User
16 years ago
Can I bake the cake cos I'm good at desserts and sweet treats?? I'll jump out of it too if you like!!! And then you can all lick me dry, after all it is my favourite pastime. I taste very sweet I am told. Must be all the dessert treats I partake.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Look under your pillow all... and there are your tights...uh, flights organised and delivered by the mysterious Mrs Peachy There's a gorgeous groom, a beautiful bride, THE love child taby001, blonde and brunette bridesmaids, our petite flower girl, guests (of course) costumes spare rooms galore, transport, costumes, music, desserts, and much more!!!Congats!... Mrs P
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RHP User
16 years ago
I knew I was right to get Peachy to plan the wedding She's the perfect woman, so clever and complete Now, here I am, all dressed as Britney But, alas, I think the cyber-groom has got cold feet! :P LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm here my love, cold feet warm heart. I just woke up, lying in bed with my iPhone checking the forum. Looking down at my morning wood. Extra firm today my lady. hehe. Today is a special day. After I rub one out, I've got nude sun bathing and fiddling around with the freaks up the back of obelisk beach in mind to start the morning. Then yum cha for lunch. and I have to write me vows. What time's the cyber ceremony? Ps. I adore your new frock! Smooches gaz the groom
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RHP User
16 years ago
wakes up...rubs sleep blearily from eyes...looks at the clock...THE TIME!!!!!....SHIT!!!!....(oops, sorry sophie, scuse my language, or should i be apologizing to gaz?...hehe)leap out of bed, look for my toolbelt...clip on it...wince as me hammer hits me knees...he-he...race to car...damn toolbelt gets in way...start car, reverse down driveway...whoops, race back to car and get in it...damn toolbelt...drives down driveway...turns right?...or left?...uhm...GUYS...where am i going?...
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RHP User
16 years ago
we all milled around around "hello" in the breeze and the sun in the park by the stone,all we needed now was the vagina to come,i stood in the crowd looking at nothing at all wanting a beer upon my shoulder a cursory tap, "i'm in a spot of bother will you marry me old chap"?the celebrants late a doddering twit not answering the phones no sign of him joe,"can you say a few word so the string quartet can go"?"good grief" i said give me a few minutes i'll have to make notes clear my throught,and i promise to not mention the sheep and goat.do you two need an on time celebrant?LRE (with the neat hat and official looking book)
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RHP User
16 years ago
hehe... you're the perfect choice for a celebrant LRE... and ahem... yeah, well there you go mentioning the goat and sheep thing again.. sheesh.. some confidant you turn out to be. You'll keep. :p Hugs Gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mrs Puppy just loves cake so might I suggest it be her to jump out of it. Better yet let her be covered in cake and let all the guests eat her out (of the cake). Mr Pup is a bit of a car nut so can he be the driver and whisk the lovely couple off to their honeymoon suite (address will be promptly posted here so we can all gate crash)
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