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Turkish Victory

January 20 2010

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Ok, I'm temporarily bored, so was googling and found reference to a sex act called a "Turkish Victory"..   The definition : A sex act whereby immediately following orgasm, the satisfied partner shouts "victory!!" and then immediately tasers his/her partner with a stun gun !!!!!   Call me stupid but what tha? Hey i don't mind a bit of role play and humiliation/domination, but that's surely taking it to the extreme.   Has anyone else got any weird sex acts they know about, and have you actually tried them, or been asked to perform them ????   Trev

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Are the electrodes attached to genitals??.. because .. trev... dont knock it until you try it. :p   Hugs Stalky aka one ball :p .. OK .. I still got both.. I lied about that.. so sue me when you get pregnant, Trev.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I will yell out Victory, sell my story and make millions....   You offering to hook my balls up to the stun gun Gaz ? or are you lieing about that aswell   Trev

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    That's a nice way to desecrate the ANZAC memorial. Think of all those young virginal blokes who went into battle to never experience a belly dance let alone a booty call. Now if the Taser gun existed then or the bloody generals existed now... I would suggest they receive that treatment. For it was they who wasted the many young lives whilst orchestrating a tactical disaster from a safe position.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Have to admit this made me laugh. Maybe I would just stop at shouting "victory" and omit the taser (unless we were involved in 'Angry Sex', which is different all together. Seriously, sounds like something from wikipedia where the answers can get a little amusing if you click at the right time. --PF

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    is soooo 2009.   i just built my own Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in my room. get on my level.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Have ya heard of The Angry Dragon ?? While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one. ( Taken from Urban Dictionary ) - there are heaps of funnier descriptions on that page but hahahahaah try pulling this off !!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    We sent our healthiest and smartest youths to die and kept the not so worthy speci'men's at home to survive and breed, successfully weakening our blood lines and breeding in physical defects. The healthy that survived were then returned home to families they no longer felt a connection to after going through things their families couldn't even begin to imagine which of course created mental defects, the effects of which we live with these days along with the physical defects. Quoting 'eunuch' That's a nice way to desecrate the ANZAC memorial. Think of all those young virginal blokes who went into battle to never experience a belly dance let alone a booty call. Now if the Taser gun existed then or the bloody generals existed now... I would suggest they receive that treatment. For it was they who wasted the many young lives whilst orchestrating a tactical disaster from a safe position.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Much like the Gecko...You're going a chick against a wall and you pull out and stick it in her arse without warning..Then watch her climb up the wall like a gecko!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Isn't that what they refer to as an act of RAPE!! Guy gets girl,guy fucks girl,guys acheives orgasm (Victory over victim) girl tasers his ass !!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    "Turkish Victory" sounds more like what a woman happens to happen at child birth not conception"The Angry Dragon" now this is just gross and ugly ciaoHermes

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Wow..I wonder how many men have tried this and have not had their genitalia ripped from their groin by the very angry Dragon....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    you might like it.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    When she's on her knees, giving you head, you pull out of her mouth and come in one eye.She then stands up, and you kick her in one shin.Next thing you know, she's hopping around on one leg, with her hand over one eye, saying "arrrr"

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Kileetrev' I will yell out Victory, sell my story and make millions....   You offering to hook my balls up to the stun gun Gaz ? or are you lieing about that aswell   Trev Whatever it is you think you know about me Trev.. you know jack shit. Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    STEP 1/you attach a vine to the centre off the room,STEP 2/ place naked wife a far end of room on top of step ladder, bent over with ass facing your way.STEP3/ from the opposite side of the room on top of step ladder and naked ,swing tarzan like while holding your your dick towards your awaiting wife.(must do tarzan cry) try this let me know how it turns out.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I hope whoever pulls a Turkish Victory thinks to pull out first. Electrical current is conductive, after all.Spider-Man > After blowing a load into your hand, you fling it into your partners face.Lion King > After cumming on your partners face, draw a line across their forehead while saying 'Siiiiimba.'