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Translation What do they or we really mean?
April 29 2017
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RHP User
9 years ago
Wow that's pretty harsh to be honest ,me personally well you could call me a troll as im very selective with whom I meet let alone play with as I want whatever experience to be both satifiably mutual. Saying that ive only had long term FWB with out the constraints. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Perth Translation: Albany
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RHP User
9 years ago
Him: I love oral and I'll spend hours going down on you Translation: By hours, I mean 5 minutes tops True story 😀
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RHP User
9 years ago
RHP cool kid clique: "that's gaslighting" Translation: "I'm wrong but my narcissism won't allow me to admit it so I need to accuse you of something as ridiculous as psychological manipulation causing me to doubt my own sanity"
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RHP User
9 years ago
😀
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RHP User
9 years ago
'I'm real kinky in the bedroom' Translation: I suck cock. Anal is disgusting, one on one only thanks (you shouldn't need anyone else), I don't do outdoor stuff because I'm scared of getting caught...
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RHP User
9 years ago
What He/She said within forum's Translation I'm to fucking lazy to type and just jump on the band wagon cause I don't like you. But definitely love to make sure you know how I feel. 😘😘😘 Classic narcissistic behavior. 😂😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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MissBishere
9 years ago
They are awesome... made me lol 😆 I can relate to most of them
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RHP User
9 years ago
😀 thanks, the first sweet mother of God one, I think that a lot, just try to contain my enthusiasm so I don't scare them off. Usually fail while I'm drooling lol 😜
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RHP User
9 years ago
haha thanks and the outdoor stuff I can identify with, even seen it stated in some profiles, I get all excited, then it's revealed they'd prefer inside. What a fizzer, I love outside during the day, massively turned on by guys who are relaxed and turned on by it also. 95% of my encounters were outdoors, give or take just a guess, in the first year of doing this, and became really turned on by it, more so by them and watching their reactions. Love it. It feels naughty when other people are going about their daily business
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RHP User
9 years ago
I wish they'd stop the popups showing hotlisted hotties logging in. It's very distracting I'm trying to concentrate here
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RHP User
9 years ago
thanks and yup
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RHP User
9 years ago
Translation; Complaints Department.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Correct me if I'm wrong but your comment was a complaint was it not? 😛
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RHP User
9 years ago
It was just a joke! / you're being too sensitive! / it's not my fault you took what I said the wrong way / I'm just telling it like it is / nobody has a sense of humour anymore / I'm sick of the feminazis and PC warriors! / etc. etc. Translation: I'm shitty that I can't say arsehole things without being challenged these days, and afraid that people will see just how sensitive and insecure I really am, so I'm going to make it all your fault!
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RHP User
9 years ago
You go girl 😂😂😂 👍
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'm happy to be the complaints department. I don't personally handle complaints, I hand them down to my inferiors 😯 Translation/company motto: Tell someone who cares 😂😂😂
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RHP User
9 years ago
"Looks and abs not important, just a nice smile and good sense of humour" Translation: "If you're hot, lean and muscled, I'll be so attracted I giggle at anything you say" "I don't like girls like that, I prefer real women, you're just what I'm looking for" Translation: "I'd rather fuck them, but I reckon you'd fuck me"
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
I would love to meet up for a hot steamy session. Translation : l have a few minutes before my wife expects me home. How about a quick blowie in a car park. Let's steam up my car windows
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
I am looking at connecting on more than one level Translation : As well as needing a quick empty out every week or two, would like you to take me to some events so l can get some hotties
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RHP User
9 years ago
I think you're beautiful, love your profile and think we have a lot in common. Id love to chat. Here is every contact detail and cock pic Translation: I play bingo and treat this as a numbers game. Couldn't care less what your profile says, just give me access to your toaster, aka pusswha I appreciate your interest and message. I am not here to waste peoples time, so I'll be upfront and say it is a thanks, but it is a no thanks from me. I wish you well in your RHPing. :) Pepper Translation: Nope nope. All the nope. Have some nope on top of my nope
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RHP User
9 years ago
We noticed youre bi... Blah blah casual play, blah blah she is curious, blah blah our fantasy, blah blah I can just watch or join (wink wink), blah blah Translation - We dont understand why this isn't menulog where I can plug in what I want and who we get, to get the exact fantasy we have in our head. Just fit in this box and follow our rules, then fuck off when we're done. Please thank you with a Starbucks unicorn frappuccino on top.
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RHP User
9 years ago
M: Yes to Catan Translation: I'm a dork, and often rather introverted and really this mean I'm after.... Actually, there is no subterfuge, I really just want to play Catan. Yeah, I'm that much of a dag, no denying
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'PepperRose' M: Yes to Catan what about Carcassonne? (The translation of this being so painfully obvious I don't even need to provide it)
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RHP User
9 years ago
I own Carcassonne. Also chess - a regular and Star Wars version, if you know what I'm sayin'
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'PepperRose' M: Yes to Catan Translation: I'm a dork, and often rather introverted and really this mean I'm after.... Actually, there is no subterfuge, I really just want to play Catan. Yeah, I'm that much of a dag, no denying Hey! I resemble this post. Although I don't JUST want to play Catan
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'PepperRose' I own Carcassonne. Also chess - a regular and Star Wars version, if you know what I'm sayin' I'd tally your meeples, if you're picking up what I'm putting down (and I'm hoping you meant dejarik, but without the arm ripping end) (Any board geeks still have their Space Crusade/Space Hulk sets?)
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RHP User
9 years ago
I could fuck a football team right now Translation: I could fuck a football team right now
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RHP User
9 years ago
Single guy......Looking for 'discreet affairs or hookups". !!! No translation necessary. Lolol...... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Me: Dug up an old one https://redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/What-it-really-means-51205 Translation: I didn't want to plagiarise and look like a numpty /me pats my one of my boards with 'that' look, "Hey, S, Fit, show me your dork, I have a few multiplayer games"Translation: I has boardgames. Yeah, that's it.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Huh? That wasn't a real message was it? 😀
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hi how are you? Loved your profile, think we have a lot in common, would love to..........😉 PS: I'm sounding normal and respectful at this point Translation: when I get a request for more pictures or a rejection, I'll behave like a 2 year old, stamp my feet, spit it, and sling insults, usually related to your age, which didn't bother me when I wanted to get my dick wet 😀😎
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RHP User
9 years ago
😀
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RHP User
9 years ago
Not sure which post you're curious about. The ones about boardgames are because in my profile I have "Yes to Catan". The link to the other post, was because I was going to make some remarks about things found in profiles, but it felt familiar, so I looked for the old thread about translations.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'PepperRose'/me pats my one of my boards with 'that' look, "Hey, S, Fit, show me your dork, I have a few multiplayer games"Translation: I has boardgames. Yeah, that's it. if you were to step into my closet, and peep at the top, you'd find painted boxes of AD&D miniatures, GW board games... and leather chaps, cuffs and about 60 feet of rope sitting on top - I maintain it's part of a barbarian costume for LARPing Translation: I was not always the debonair devil you know* *obvious retort is obvious
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RHP User
9 years ago
😀 yes I've noticed those too. Some just scream married/attached. Another version, from a single of course 😉 "Seeking discreet affair/hookup/fwb" Translation: I won't tell my wife but everyone else in the country will know your name, sexual prowess or lack thereof, tax file number, that you farted in your sleep 😂😂😂
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'm waiting for my 'drainer of a topic' dude to show up 😕 ....slinks away to think of something positive to say 😛
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On_Safari
9 years ago
Have you ever given a foot job? Translation anyone?
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On_Safari
9 years ago
Have you ever given a foot job? Translation anyone?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Would you like to caress my cock with your pretty toes, then using the arches of your oh-so-fine feet, rub my cock till I mess up your soles. Translation: Feet feet feet feet fetishist don't care about anything but feet feet glorious feet ... feet. You? Pfft, just give me your feeeeeet
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RHP User
9 years ago
Translation If nothing better comes along I'll keep you in mind. Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'll let you know. Translation: you're never going to hear from me again but I'm too gutless to tell you
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RHP User
9 years ago
lol 😂
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RHP User
9 years ago
Comment: I'll fuck you all night long. Translation: I'll probably last about 10mins and then I'll go to sleep. Comment: I'll make you cum multiple times. OR. I'll make you cum like 4 or 5 times. Translation: I'll cum first (after about 10mins of play) while you're just getting warmed up. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Comment: Guy (he has already cum) - Ooo I love to hear you moan like that. Translation: Guy - PLEASE hurry up and cum, even if you have to fake it. I'm getting tired. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I obviously haven't read your profile. I'm just taking my chances and messaging everyone a lame message and hopefully at least one will bite. - Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
9 years ago
Quoting 'PepperRose' Would you like to caress my cock with your pretty toes, then using the arches of your oh-so-fine feet, rub my cock till I mess up your soles. Translation: Feet feet feet feet fetishist don't care about anything but feet feet glorious feet ... feet. You? Pfft, just give me your feeeeeet and so it seems am I....Chocky Desire has a foot fetish and he luurves my arches....he would be horrified if anyone else came on them!! Just sayin' Now try your luck at this one my love xx (other than he thinks that's what all women want a man to be able to do FFS, actually if I could fist him and make him squirt I'd be suitably impressed with myself!! Statement: If anyone has a fisting or squirting kink then i think we just became best friends:) Interpretation: ?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Him: I have a huge cock.. girls are really scared when they see it.. can u handle 10 inches...??? Translation... its really only 5 inches and the only Way it is going to be 10 inches is if i measure from my asshole over my balls... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Accurate as fuck 👌😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Thanks for the laugh. Lots of lolling going on here 😀
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RHP User
9 years ago
lolling or loling, that is the question 😯 Grammar Nazis? 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
I like to try to keep fit Translation: sex with you will be the only exercise I've had all year but hey, have to start somewhere right? Oops slinks away again 😏 Happy thoughts, focusing now..........
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RHP User
9 years ago
Firstly Indy 'Miss Pepper Pottz' love it, and on that note Happy to announce I'm appointing Miss Pepper Pottz, our resident expert translator. Miss Pottz, your wisdom and wealth of knowledge in the rhp community is widely acclaimed 😀😉 it's an honour to have you on board, a dubious honour for you lol 😂 especially since I didn't ask you 😁 Seriously, thanks for your comments, so funny. I was just rereading your unicorn 'blah blah wink wink' comment again lmao
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RHP User
9 years ago
"My soon-to-be-ex-wife" = My wife
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RHP User
9 years ago
Gold in here 😍❤️
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RHP User
9 years ago
Relationship: Separated Translation: Nope, still married... I've thought about leaving her... She isn't interested in sex, I might as well be separated. We are only together for the kids. Well, it's technically a lie, but I was going to tell you after we met (had been fucking for months)...
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RHP User
9 years ago
"I'm a great conversationalist" = until we fuck, then you'll only ever hear from me about sex
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RHP User
9 years ago
Self explanatory I'm easy going, great in bed and easy on the eye. I love oral so if that's what you're into let me please you. I won't disappoint. Message "would you like to ride on this" Translation: great you have such a high opinion of yourself, one that I don't share, not limited to your fine message 😏 days like this I'm glad I'm a guest
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RHP User
9 years ago
Well hi there sexy bum 😉 Yes, few years back, fairly new to this, my play date was 'taking a break' (mutually agreed apparently) Must have been a short one, saw him with wife and kids in the supermarket a few days later
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RHP User
9 years ago
lol not necessarily a bad thing but granted, on the rare occasion I throw in a life stuff comment, it's uncanny how the response can ignore or dismiss what I've just said, and back to sex 😀 I don't mind too much, pretty bad myself that way, but I have on occasion sent a fairly detailed text perhaps saying how challenging my day had been, takes some time to put our thoughts into text, reply comes back "I could come and bend you over..........." 😂😂 My day isn't over but thanks for the offer. Raincheck?
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RHP User
9 years ago
trucking_aus Man 42yrs Perth I'm sorry you don't match what I'm looking for. Translation If nothing better comes along I'll keep you in mind. Lol I think you translated this wrong!!! Translation You didn't read my profile and don't match what I want. This is how I say no nicely - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
The sexiest thing is a genuine connection between two human beings, and so often that opportunity is missed out of a fear of intimacy or a rigid mindset about what "casual" should mean. When you spend time and effort communicating something about yourself or your life to someone, and then you get dismissed, ignored or redirected, it screams "I don't care", which is a turn off for most people. Raincheck? Nah. Snowcheck!
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RHP User
9 years ago
haha. Indy, my darling floss.... ;) - I don't think I'll touch that one in here. I'll send it over to you, with my earlier typo-offering I gave you earlier today. xx Touch - I'm ever so touched ;) I think this thread is damn amusing without my hogging. And I'm already oinking like a hot in the music threads. Enjoying the LOLing (?, lets go with that .)
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boobsandbusted
9 years ago
Hey pepper ,Translate this other than ,ummmm different,lol ,we got it months ago ,lol I want to run my cock round and round on your ear until I blow and fill it with cum , Translated to me as ,WTF?? blocking you now , ,lol Mr b - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
mmm an ear full of cum, could be awkward explaining to the doctor why your ear is blocked or how you got an std in your ear. Wait, can that happen? 😂
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RHP User
9 years ago
Got it 👍
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RHP User
9 years ago
Ok, can't help myself (ie, it's past wine'o'clock and it didn't deaden my nark, just made me not care as much... Indy (I find it hard to not give you want you ask of me)Person : If anyone has a fisting or squirting kink then i think we just became best friends:)Translation: Was a boxer (the dog - ie man's bestfriend) in a previous life, obsessed with holes, holes, holes .. bury my bone in a hole. (bone isn't big enough, so I'll stretch out and make her feel it's her fault) Boobs: (I can't resist boobs, just sayin')Person: want to run my cock round and round on your ear until I blow and fill it with cum ,Translation: Cock in hand affected typing. 'ear' is rear, and I look at porn so much I freak out if I have to make real eye contact with a real person, so look the other way and let me finish this. And for fuck's sake, turn the light down, I'm used to laptop level of lighting. ahh, and just finished on ya wife's boobs pic. Thanks. Bye
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boobsandbusted
9 years ago
@pepper and it2 You know pepper could be right ,maybe it was meant to be rear ,makes more sense , doesn't make it any better, but it just makes more sense 😂 Mr b - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Yu know a player when yu see one - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'm not sure that everyone does. I'd be a virgin otherwise.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Agreed wholeheartedly that not all men are players. Also dont believe being a player is the bastion of men, alone. But I don't think number of sexual partners equates to being a player (not that I'm being defensive on this point...). Player to me is manipulative, and deceptive with their behaviour and how they deal with people. Most sexual people I know, having lots of sexual partners are absolutely open and honest. Afraid I don't always know a player when I see one (damn). Wonder if they'd wear a badge or something.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hi 😉 great to see you back 👍
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RHP User
9 years ago
Pepper, agree with your take on players Also wish they were more easily identifiable... but guessing they mostly don't want others to know that they are selfish & manipulative... Who in their right mind would be proud of that?
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boobsandbusted
9 years ago
Betty ,I believe a player would be proud of being a player - Posted from rhpmobile
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Minx99
9 years ago
He says: I don't match your requirements but I've had no complaints Translation: Just fuck me, I'll enjoy it even if you won't H: Hi T: May as well just send this to everyone. Girls are supposed to be gagging for it on here, watch me blow! H: I prefer weekday meets T: I'm married H: selecting safe sex: if required T: I'll wear a condom if I have to, but I'd rather not :) I think I've been on here too long..;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
have no remorse, they leave people deeply hurt, but don't care. They manipulate to get what they want at that moment in time, but do it in such a way, they have you believe all the shit that comes out of their mouths, then toss you aside for the next victim. Jeez that was a bit loaded 😀😊 I agree it has nothing to do with numbers though. There was a time when I was doing a different guy every day, agh those were heady days 😎 but I definitely wasn't a player. I loved every one, I swear I did 😀 😇
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RHP User
9 years ago
Agree not all men are troublesome, we women are just more outspoken or verbal with our thoughts, so more guy fails are shared lol we women have epic fails too 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
Jonesy: let me give you advice munchkin, from both Betty and I... Translatin: we may, or may, not have consumed 3 bottles of wine...
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RHP User
9 years ago
Translation has an 'o' 👍
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RHP User
9 years ago
Haha sorry I missed seeing your post before, had a busy weekend, but thanks for the laugh. Think I've been on here too long too 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' This flirt: I’m looking for some fun. Please contact me, my number is listed. Translation: Don't expect me to do the work, I'll be waiting right here with my cock out. Oh, and cunnilingus, that's that Irish airline, yeah? hahahahahaha!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Him: premium member- sends me 19 flirts Translation: I think I might like you, but I can still find 5 other women I like more, every day, so I message them first... Me: Sends back 19 x 'Sorry, that's a no from me, but good luck with your search.' flirts, then blocks. Translation: Yeah, nah...
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RHP User
9 years ago
Omg what's with that. Talk about making you feel spesh 👎
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' "I don't like girls like that, I prefer real women, you're just what I'm looking for" Translation: "I'd rather fuck them, but I reckon you'd fuck me" Oh, that's close to the bone but very accurate.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Him: I'm flying into town tonight, landing at XYZ and staying at ABC hotel. Want to join me? Me: Thanks, but as per my profile I'm not meeting anyone right now Him: I have an excellent cash incentive Translation (actually not so much a translation because he went on to spell it out): I want a human being not a hooker, but I'm prepared to treat you like one anyway. What made me the most angry was the implication that sex workers are somehow not human. FFS.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Long term fuck buddy Translation - Wife 😀
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RHP User
9 years ago
wait, within marriage? Rare but it has been reported in some pockets of the country, usually where they don't have internet 😀
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RHP User
9 years ago
Me: I_Touch_Myself is smart, intelligent and can write better than most bloggers Translation: I hope this gets her attention because I would really love to bend her over a kitchen bench
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RHP User
9 years ago
You have my attention 😍😛😜 now to try and contain my enthusiasm 😀
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RHP User
9 years ago
Don't make me pay for a membership. I had $1 in my account yesterday lol 😂😂 who's that broke? 😜
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RHP User
9 years ago
No pictures now? Stolen were they? 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
This had me LOLing - exchange following delay meeting this RL individual due to my strained finances, non existent more like 😀 fighting to put food on the table and this was his reaction, shock was quickly followed by lmao Him - "just so you know I'm not going to wait around while you get your shit together" Translation - "I'm a f#%ktard and you dodged a bullet" 😂😂😂
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RHP User
9 years ago
To balance this, I would like to mention a very special guy who offered to give me food, I declined but was very low and feeling desperate, I cried, couldn't respond until later in the day. There are nice people in the world and you are definitely right up there. No-one has ever offered to help, shit I'm tearing up now, but thank you 😘
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RHP User
9 years ago
The offer was still on the table, not going to wait around while you get your shit together, but I'm here now 😂😂😂 Yep, nope 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
Forgot my translation 😇 💩
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RHP User
9 years ago
Me: i come here to look at the vast range of women Translation: i just want to look at ITM2 profile - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
They say: "I stick up for my friends" They mean: "Due to my narcissistic personality disorder I have few or no real friends so I cling desperately to my virtual friends via sycophantic behavior because that is what I find endearing in other people (due to my narcissistic personality disorder)"
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RHP User
8 years ago
Yep, that's pretty much me, except I don't have friends on here either 😀 well a few who understand me. Should I write that in my profile? Can't do any harm, there's already tumbleweed in there 😀
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RHP User
8 years ago
I thought this was an excellent topic too 😄
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RHP User
8 years ago
as one does
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