RHP

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Toys..which ones

April 29 2010

sex

Omg..I love and hate visiting the sex shop...with a plethora of so many to choose from I get overwhelmed. Would love some input from those in the know, which ones work..which ones are overrated, etc etc. I am considering the Wii vibe but wonder if it's glowing reputation is rather like the hype that surrounded 'Australia' so much so that when u finally get the reality you are left thinking 'what the hell was that all about'. Lord knows, there are enough disappointing 'dalliances' of the flesh and blood kind, you would like to think u can rely on your sex toy to deliver the goods on time, everytime, so .... help me out here.. which ones???? Oh Drew...you are not included in the 'disappointment' category lol, just so u know - u have my number, lol.

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'SWEETIEPIE2010' Apart from the obvious people in my life Rabbit and Bullet are my two bestest friends :) mmmmmmm.......puuuuurrrrrr......bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :) hehehehehe Mrs S bang.......sizzle, sizzle...........ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhabugger gettin hungry again....come on dog, be vawy vawy quietEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Rabbit and Bullet definitely.......x x x x x

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'ShinyShiny' Rabbit and Bullet definitely.......x x x x x prefer small calibre so as not to damage the carcassEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Rabbit and Bullet OMG

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Bulllet and cock up my ass......................Or two - Bullets $50 - cocks FOC YUMM !!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey Earl rifle or pistol for the rabbit. Hell the darn critters are quick. Go a shottie. Blow the fur right off the varmit. Ug uggg Fab RFB5

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I was reading a Zoo mag the other day to improve my interlice, iterlick, inner head space when i picked up on a story about remote controlled pussy lovers, AWESOME!! You get your girl to strap it on under normal wear then off to that dinner party or church. I dont know what i like more ....knowing i can buy one or knowing that someone makes these for a living. And ive made stuff before there must of been failures,like to much power, catching on fire, exploding! i wonder were he got his test dummies from? Anyway i wouldnt be allowed to hold the controller, i go mad with power, but really if max is to high why have it on there!!

  • WhispersAndMoans

    WhispersAndMoans

    16 years ago

    If you want some vibration and penetration at the same time.. can't do better. Hitachi wand is good for external vibration - and the batteries don't run out.Oh and the njoi range... if you like metal....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I bought a small ribbed single speed vibe. Its about as long as a pen and slightly thicker than a mans thumb. It goes great as an external stimulator, goes in anyware and is really good for anal play. It's waterproof, easy to clean, can be tied into a condom for hygeine but best of all it fits into a small handbag so you can take it everywhere. It was so useful I bought another. Now I have twice the fun.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I have the wivibe and am very disappointed, way too much hype and didn't deliver for me :( Have since bought a cute little clit vibe (about $50 from Adultshop), sounds similar to what DominaT has... single speed but plenty of power, about the length of a womans little finger but the thickness of a thumb (womans not mans). Works a treat, don't think it has failed me yet and because it's so small I can take it anywhere in my bag and it isn't confronting when using it while having sex (some guys are a bit weird about that... some kind of slur on their manhood) other fav is my glass piece because you can chuck it in the fridge for something different or warm water for the other temp range, plus so easy to clean and can take it in the shower without worry Good luck and happy buying Mrs Sassy

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Ha ha got you Earl. I'm still hunting wabbits. Oh look he's hiding it that hole. Partly obscuured by bush. I'll just have to reload and bam , bam , bam. I just bagged me a wabbit and some bush. Now I'm hungry. Fab RFB5

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'SWEETIEPIE2010' Bahahaha!!!! Earl, you is a funny, funny man. I generally enjoy my rabbit slow cooked for 3 hours in red wine and stock, with Rosemary, carrots and onions, strangly enough thought, the silicone one doesn't turn out quite as nice as the wild one maybe i need more red wine......? hehehehehe Mrs S xxxx (part time bunny boiler, full time president of fan club de Earl) Dont need more red wine honey - unless its on your glass - just cook the rabbit on a lower temp and for longer. Problem solved!Licking her lipsFocusBTW LOVE THE PIC!!!!!!!!!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The seven wonders bullet by doc johnson - awesome bullet and seven different settings - was awesome til I sat on it! LOL Now I have another one that is waterproof and ten settings - even better! Also love my pussy pump and speculum. We have so many toys that we could open our own shop! Pusscat xx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Just thought I'd add my 2 cents worth here too... every girl has to have her favorites for play time! My Njoy Pure plug for my arse... My Njoy Fun Wand for my gspot... and finally my bullet (the Ammunition of Love) on my clit... and I'm in heaven!!! might just have to go and have a play now, just thinking about them all... mmmmmm enjoy ;)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Darn these wabbits are fast. I keep missin. Need to reload. Ah hahahahahaahahahHahahh Fab RFB5

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Just use a taser instead to stun the buggers... don't waste the bullets on them ;-0 Wayne

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'niceguy0068' Just use a taser instead to stun the buggers... don't waste the bullets on them ;-0 Wayne can't get that close. using a telo these days at ridiculeslyclose ranges,...........ahahahahahahahahahagreat ta see ya back my brotherEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    You gotta cweep up on the wabbits till you can taste em. Bam watch the fur fly. Oh I love furry bushes. Cave men like furry bushes. Fab RFB 5 the rear gunner.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'niceguy0068' Just use a taser instead to stun the buggers... don't waste the bullets on them ;-0 Wayne Won't this just toughen them? Damn good thing I have a slow cooker and red wine. Focus

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'niceguy0068' Just use a taser instead to stun the buggers... don't waste the bullets on them ;-0 Wayne can't get that close. using a telo these days at ridiculeslyclose ranges,...........ahahahahahahahahahagreat ta see ya back my brotherEarl Maybe a taser on a stick... mate - ya got to think Green... recycle... how ya gunna recycle those bullets huh? Maybe a bow n arrow will do it for ya instead... silent... they won't hear ya cummin... till BAM they're full of the hot rod.... ;-) Nice to be back - thanks mate :-) Wayne

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I used all the bullets.. Got all those pesky rabbits. Yay. Fab RFB 5 the rear gunner.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I have seen first hand what the Silver bullet can do to a woman, it is awsome!!!--- guys do yourselves a favour buy one for your female friends!!! Can be slippery little critters tho, you do need a very tight grip lol.