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They make it look so easy!
April 12 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
I just had a little bit of wee come out at, you chasing the clit around Full on belly laugh !!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hahahaha. Great topic Sarah. I can't wait to hear all the answers. I'm not going to add anything constructive but I will make a comment on being the penetrator. Helps if you have someone there showing you the ropes. PMSL. Sorry just having a flash back then. But why are you holding their shoulders? Grab hold of their hips girl and slam into them for all you are worth. hahahaha. Love you long timeMeeka
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Bubbaj
15 years ago
having been able to use a strapon for some fun but being the type that only goes around the waist area without the leg bits to hold it in place... WHEEEWWWWW! thats hard work! trying to thrust the hips and keep the motion going! id b a lazy screw being a male too :P
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RHP User
15 years ago
He he, i had a big laugh at this post too!I felt confident that id be great at going down on girls, just as much as I am on guys (based on the fact I have a pussy, and I knew what I liked) at 22, I took my first lady home and was mortified at my poor, poor performance! I agree about the clit mobility thing, ha ha.. Then there's the quiet ones, oh and the fakers - everybody fakes differently! ;-) But the biggest thing, was the strap-on! I dated a girl for a long time (a lesbian) who had been with tonnes of women, and vice-versa... Being the penetrator was SO difficult for me at first, just getting the rhythm! It made me have a new respect for guys, just how exhausting sex can be!!Practice makes perfect :-D
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Hahahaha. Great topic Sarah. I can't wait to hear all the answers. I'm not going to add anything constructive but I will make a comment on being the penetrator. Helps if you have someone there showing you the ropes. PMSL. Sorry just having a flash back then. But why are you holding their shoulders? Grab hold of their hips girl and slam into them for all you are worth. hahahaha. Love you long timeMeeka too streamlined and no big ass to stop my hands just slipping off, can't get a good grip!xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Clit? Who cares. No really. Where's the fun it that for me?Knowing when she cums.... That's a no brainer... that involuntary pulsing of the pelvic floor can be felt... simply place one finger in her bum and you will then know by the pulses or lack thereof, if she is faking it.Harder and faster: You need to get your signals right... what you do is you wrap your heels behind his arse and you kick harder and faster, instead of just lying there like a starfish. :)I mean c'mon really.... do women ever have any difficult sex questions? :pHugsStalkster.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ok... I've reconsidered the question.. and I'll play fair. :pHolding hips..... a little trick I learnt in order to avoid bruising lovers by grabbing them with my strong man hands is to wrap a pillow underneath their hips and, using the pillow as a handle, reef them backwards or upwards as the case may be, slapping them hard into my groin.... not only does that feel good when their butt cheeks slam into me so that I'm up to my nuts in girly guts... it also provides an extraordinarily good upper body workout for biceps, triceps, chest, delts and lats. At the moment my upper limit is somewhere around 85kg per repetition... but my goal is to fuck my way through a wet hole up around the 100 kg mark. :pClits.... Yep. You can never see enough clits. I still have no idea what useful purpose there could be for one.. but I like how women squirm when I put my thumb in there from behind and twiddle that clitty thing with my fingers... especially with other lads lending a hand here and there... you know... they're spreading butt cheeks and playing with ta~tas... licking elbows... and so on. which reminds me.. has anyone got my wrestling mask??What was easier said than done... so many mfm threesomes go by the way because one or other of the guys has a gear failure somewhere during the fray.... putting on condoms... that's always a battle and yet there are women who can put them on with their mouths... and I can't manage it with with both hands free! Oh.. and lube... how much to use.... that's always a bother..... too much and you'll find yourself rooting a mushy puddle of slime ... too little and you have to stop just at the good part and get some more.... and Long hair... women with long hair!! How do you shag a woman with long hair without at some point finding that you are leaning on it. Damb I hate that... better to twirl it up into a like a rope and use it to whip her arse! Oh... and whips.... don't you hate the accidents... like when the tail of a lash whips around and slaps someone accidentally in a delicate place? .... And docking.... it's fun... but very tricky sticking your dick inside another guy's foreskin... take patience... and the fuckers are always slippery! :pHugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Hahahaha. Great topic Sarah. I can't wait to hear all the answers. I'm not going to add anything constructive but I will make a comment on being the penetrator. Helps if you have someone there showing you the ropes. PMSL. Sorry just having a flash back then. But why are you holding their shoulders? Grab hold of their hips girl and slam into them for all you are worth. hahahaha. Love you long timeMeeka LOL I had to go check how tall CNG was and she is taller than me, coz i was worried about this holding their shoulders comment too... maybe we need to wear grippy grippy gloves????? lol!!! I have yet to experience 'being the PENETRATOR' but i have found a guy that is willing to let me at his virgin bum hehe so i am dying to figure out what it is like to be the one that does the thrusting and coz i haven't done it b4, will it be really hard to do, is there hints and tips on how to approach it? I don't imagine it to be effortless for me the first time anyway... hehehe I found girls bodies easier to interpret, due to having the same parts?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Part of the problem here is my weakness for taller men. Luckily for you, i like smaller girls ;) Stalky, thanks for playing fair, i have more to say but it can't be contained into one lunch break :p Xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
It is possible to have willful control over one's pelvic floor to fake orgasm... but really why would you? I have never understood faking an orgasm (unless it's the "for god's sake be done and get off me" kind)... If you fake it how will they ever learn to do the right thing??Mrs J
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RHP User
15 years ago
Justswingingbi, I agree WHY do women fake so often, especially with long-term partners/husbands!! Cant they be honest and forget about bruising the guy's ego for one moment... All that does is give your lover a sense of satisfaction they shouldnt have - and then they dont try harder to get you off, coz they think they dont have to!! Theres only 1 occassion that calls for faking (which CAN be done and not detected - trust me, as an adult filmstar, theres ways and means, and nobody can tell by sticking fingers in x place, or feeling for x here, and x there..lol) That 1 occassion is when its clear the person isnt going to get you off, youve been waiting and waiting and waiting and arent getting any closer; in the end a fakie is too hard to resist, so you can get them the hell out of your bed!
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RHP User
15 years ago
What's so good about docking? Can you please explain this further Stalky. :P xx Meeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Is that where you go tip to tip and slide up inside the other guy's foreskin? i think i'd actually like to watch that could get quite slippery dippery with all that pre-cum though I'd imagine ohhh gawd yummmm, now Im off and running in my head........
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RHP User
15 years ago
Curious - my questions would be pretty much the same... girls clits have their own little lives I'd say - some are easier to please than others, so you just have to try and learn what each of them likes and wants, the first time is like an exploration, second time you know a bit better, and third time rox ! When she cums - oh well, if you have a good regular partner she would tell you, it's in her interest to teach you what makes her cum, otherwise she's wasting her time...??? Generally the girls I've been with have been serviced well (with one exception of me having a bit of preformance anxiety :-) so they told me after they caught their breath :-)As a straight guy I can't answer the last one - the way I read it you just using the strapon on the guy, not on a girl..?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Is that where you go tip to tip and slide up inside the other guy's foreskin? i think i'd actually like to watch that could get quite slippery dippery with all that pre-cum though I'd imagine ohhh gawd yummmm, now Im off and running in my head........ Yes but what do you do once you have done that. Is it a bit like duelling cocks? Or a sword fight? En guard! xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'dontgothere' Is that where you go tip to tip and slide up inside the other guy's foreskin? i think i'd actually like to watch that could get quite slippery dippery with all that pre-cum though I'd imagine ohhh gawd yummmm, now Im off and running in my head........ Yes but what do you do once you have done that. Is it a bit like duelling cocks? Or a sword fight? En guard! xx Meeka I dont really know, I mean I can guess one possible ending to the story, but would it feel good enough to finish the job? C'mon Stalky whats the draw LOL ? Is it considered an entree or dessert? One sensitive little spasm could jerk you right outa there
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Geoff1971
15 years ago
Hi all, I'm new to this so please bear with me if I make some basic blunders. Yes, clitorises (clitori?) can tend to duck and weave a little but at least it doesn't take a lot of practise to keep the slippery little critters on a short leash. Whilst vaginas all have their own shapes, sizes and personalities (not to mention weather systems) clits are generally just a matter of variations on a theme. One problem you didn't encounter or at least don't mention, is the G spot. Even with a mask and snorkel there's no guarantee that you'll track that little fucker down or what will happen when you do. Maybe its address could be tattood just under the bellybutton, perhaps in the form of GPS co-ordinates. Oh, and while I'm on the subject, when can I get mine installed?
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RHP User
15 years ago
leftin and a rightin... it's not a crime you know.... Docking..... It's foreplay but of course some guys get a little over excited and cannot contain themselves.... hehe... I guess it's one of the many forms of m/m contact that doesn't involve sticking a dick in someone's arse... and noticeably, some guys are very sensitive under that foreskin.... I mean to say... haven't you ever run your tongue under a foreskin and seen a guy squirm with excitement? Guys usually enjoy others playing with foreskin. Anyway... why are women so fixated on penetration? hehe.HugsStalky Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'dontgothere' Is that where you go tip to tip and slide up inside the other guy's foreskin? i think i'd actually like to watch that could get quite slippery dippery with all that pre-cum though I'd imagine ohhh gawd yummmm, now Im off and running in my head........Is it considered an entree or dessert? One sensitive little spasm could jerk you right outa there
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky'leftin and a rightin... it's not a crime you know.... Docking..... It's foreplay but of course some guys get a little over excited and cannot contain themselves.... hehe... I guess it's one of the many forms of m/m contact that doesn't involve sticking a dick in someone's arse... and noticeably, some guys are very sensitive under that foreskin.... I mean to say... haven't you ever run your tongue under a foreskin and seen a guy squirm with excitement? Guys usually enjoy others playing with foreskin. Anyway... why are women so fixated on penetration? hehe.HugsStalky Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'dontgothere' Is that where you go tip to tip and slide up inside the other guy's foreskin? i think i'd actually like to watch that could get quite slippery dippery with all that pre-cum though I'd imagine ohhh gawd yummmm, now Im off and running in my head........Is it considered an entree or dessert? One sensitive little spasm could jerk you right outa there Cos it feels so damn good Stalky, sheesh you know that mmmmm penetration
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RHP User
15 years ago
All this talk of foreskins and docking and rubbing clits....sheesh! l I find it incredibly difficult to slide a zip down over a bulging hard cock. Now I know it is easy as the guys dont seem to have any trouble. I certainly dont have an issue getting my own zip down one handed, but then....I dont have that delicious man bulge making my hands tremble as I struggle with the zip.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Just for you. I don't have trouble with the bulgy zip thing, I usually grab the top of the pants and pull them forward, just so there are no unfortunate 'night ending' zip trajedies. But something I always forget to do afterwards (could be a rush of blood cos its nearly out) is to lift the band of their jocks over the cock before I rip them down............BOING........... But I just love the boing , so I keep on forgetting on purpose hehehe
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RHP User
15 years ago
Just because we know what we like, doesnt mean that can always be translated into pleasuring another woman! I know how teenage boys feel now!! The fumbling and yes chasing that damn clit can sometimes be hazardous - for both ladies! However reading this post will hopefully help me improve, after many many more experiences.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Why do I feel a bit like I am about to give Michael Schumacher tips on how to get an F1 car around a GP course and cross the line a winner? Sarah...if this is a trick question and I answer anyway, there will be a Viking curse coming your way. That will be the only thing coming for a while...we are famous for the curse of the big freeze. But what the hell, hot wheels....let's go. | Your tax dollars hard at work and like the sign says "Slippery When Wet" is a an understatement...and although every woman is unique, finding that little pearl and keeping it under control takes practise. Just my opinion and from what I am told...if you use just the tip of your tongue to tease and move around the base of it and let it move about, the little shock waves start. Again just a rumour but some women seem to like that as much as direct contact to the top...at least at first, but then you can use your mouth and lips just letting your tongue flicker over the tip like a little feather. As she gets closer of course...draw everthing into your mouth and use the tongue directly. Go for it all out down the backstretch wide open. | That said...I like to move slowly and tease, this is one of my favourite all time things in the world so before you really start to work too much on the clit...ease a finger (or two) inside and fiind that little place on the back of the pelvis. That's the one...and the clit might just start to raise and stiffen on it's own. Don't forget...indirect and small circles, flickering with the tip of the tongue, then move the fingertips deeper and touch that little place on the upper inside that feels a bit like the palate of your mouth. Caress and apply pressure there...slowly or quickly, soft or with a touch more pressure, and the back may just start to arch and if she enjoys it you may find a few extra fingers suddenly reaching down to part the lips for you. | That's when it's time to part your own lips more fully and take everything into your mouth as deeply as you can..you will find that your tongue can work magic then and the very tip of the clit will make her almost hit the headboard as your tongue begins to tango. Then the finishing waltz...use the flat of your tongue to move with firm pressure in and out, over the clit and inside her. Keep working those fingers and....start the countdown. | Faking it or making it...when you know or think she is close, wrap your fingers in her hair and look up. Tell her you want to see her eyes...make her find yours, the eyes never lie. If she disagrees...a very light pressure with the teeth (very gentle...she may throw you like a wild mare) but look for the eyes. | Now are we getting there...Sarah? | Tips and trick-or-treat. Try a little bit of ice in your mouth...or a little cinnamon oil essense or both. If you use the essence oils, only a drop or two and when you gently caress those over the clit with your tongue, draw your breath back in....yes ma'am, it will. I have a fun favourite of frozen blueberries but that would be telling and about like rolling one little pearl in a small group of others. Shhhh...don't tell. | The teeth thing...practise that with a fresh blueberry and when you can roll it between your teeth, back and forth, slowly and quickly without making a mess? | There's a reason why those F1 cars scream down the back stretch, are on almost two wheels making that last curve and spinning sideways across the finish line. | It tickles....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Just for you. I don't have trouble with the bulgy zip thing, I usually grab the top of the pants and pull them forward, just so there are no unfortunate 'night ending' zip trajedies. But something I always forget to do afterwards (could be a rush of blood cos its nearly out) is to lift the band of their jocks over the cock before I rip them down............BOING........... But I just love the boing , so I keep on forgetting on purpose heheheI try to do this zip thingy one handed as my other hand is busy doing other things.....I dont forget the 'boing' . I like to inch my fingers in slowly and just tease a little ..........you nw gentle scrape of the nails along the length....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Cant be that hard to keep hold of the clit get your face in there too many people these days trying to do it daintily nobody ever said it wasnt going to be messy, the wetter the better. And as for not bruising the harder the better I think nothing like somoen grabing you by the hips and squeezing and twisting pain can be pleasure oh so sweet.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Why do I feel a bit like I am about to give Michael Schumacher tips on how to get an F1 car around a GP course and cross the line a winner? Sarah...if this is a trick question and I answer anyway, there will be a Viking curse coming your way. That will be the only thing coming for a while...we are famous for the curse of the big freeze. But what the hell, hot wheels....let's go. | Your tax dollars hard at work and like the sign says "Slippery When Wet" is a an understatement...and although every woman is unique, finding that little pearl and keeping it under control takes practise. Just my opinion and from what I am told...if you use just the tip of your tongue to tease and move around the base of it and let it move about, the little shock waves start. Again just a rumour but some women seem to like that as much as direct contact to the top...at least at first, but then you can use your mouth and lips just letting your tongue flicker over the tip like a little feather. As she gets closer of course...draw everthing into your mouth and use the tongue directly. Go for it all out down the backstretch wide open. | That said...I like to move slowly and tease, this is one of my favourite all time things in the world so before you really start to work too much on the clit...ease a finger (or two) inside and fiind that little place on the back of the pelvis. That's the one...and the clit might just start to raise and stiffen on it's own. Don't forget...indirect and small circles, flickering with the tip of the tongue, then move the fingertips deeper and touch that little place on the upper inside that feels a bit like the palate of your mouth. Caress and apply pressure there...slowly or quickly, soft or with a touch more pressure, and the back may just start to arch and if she enjoys it you may find a few extra fingers suddenly reaching down to part the lips for you. | That's when it's time to part your own lips more fully and take everything into your mouth as deeply as you can..you will find that your tongue can work magic then and the very tip of the clit will make her almost hit the headboard as your tongue begins to tango. Then the finishing waltz...use the flat of your tongue to move with firm pressure in and out, over the clit and inside her. Keep working those fingers and....start the countdown. | Faking it or making it...when you know or think she is close, wrap your fingers in her hair and look up. Tell her you want to see her eyes...make her find yours, the eyes never lie. If she disagrees...a very light pressure with the teeth (very gentle...she may throw you like a wild mare) but look for the eyes. | Now are we getting there...Sarah? | Tips and trick-or-treat. Try a little bit of ice in your mouth...or a little cinnamon oil essense or both. If you use the essence oils, only a drop or two and when you gently caress those over the clit with your tongue, draw your breath back in....yes ma'am, it will. I have a fun favourite of frozen blueberries but that would be telling and about like rolling one little pearl in a small group of others. Shhhh...don't tell. | The teeth thing...practise that with a fresh blueberry and when you can roll it between your teeth, back and forth, slowly and quickly without making a mess? | There's a reason why those F1 cars scream down the back stretch, are on almost two wheels making that last curve and spinning sideways across the finish line. | It tickles....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Keep the silver bullet handy down close to the finish line? There is a spot just between the front and back doors...a bundle of nerves that will almost guarantee she "isn't faking it". Wear your seatbelt. | Penetration...awww shucks, if she is still breathless she might just put it in for you and tell you to get your ass in gear and strap it on. | Of course...some women do like to share those long and very supple two headed toys. Just imagine...part a in slot b, repeat as you move in to hold her close and move together. | Kind of like having cruise control on your McLaren...and peddle to the floor.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi Everyone my name is Karissa :) I am a Perth Model :) I am a member of Red Hot Pie for the next 2 weeks while I compete in the Bikini Comp Red Hot Pie are sponsoring! Can you please Vote for me in this RED HOT PIE BIKINI COMP. Just follow this link... http://redhotpie.com.au/PhotosCompetitions/RedHot-Bikini-Babe-by-Crazy-Sexy-Cool-Karissa-100010 You just need to rate the image and hit vote. Its for a bikini comp they are holding at the Deen next Saturday the 23rd! You should also come along to the finals! But please vote for me and make a comment! If you know anyone else on red hot pie pass it on! x
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thanks Sarah, what an entertaining post to hear that it's not just men that find the female body a challenge! I wonder if guys who after a long dance in the straight jacket try bi, do they find sucking cock just as mysterious?Whaddayareckon Stalky?
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RHP User
15 years ago
So Karissa... spamming the forum off topic.... we ask the tough questions around here... for example... what's in it for me? I mean, you're gracing us with your presence for two weeks and all... seems I've got time to spare to get to know you a little better before I cast my vote! :p So.... you've got just two weeks to make a great impression to get my vote... and .. ummm.... you know... I'm easily pursuaded..... so indulge me.... What's your kink? HugsStalky Quoting 'Danaek' Hi Everyone my name is Karissa :) I am a Perth Model :) I am a member of Red Hot Pie for the next 2 weeks while I compete in the Bikini Comp Red Hot Pie are sponsoring! Can you please Vote for me in this RED HOT PIE BIKINI COMP. Just follow this link... http://redhotpie.com.au/PhotosCompetitions/RedHot-Bikini-Babe-by-Crazy-Sexy-Cool-Karissa-100010 You just need to rate the image and hit vote. Its for a bikini comp they are holding at the Deen next Saturday the 23rd! You should also come along to the finals! But please vote for me and make a comment! If you know anyone else on red hot pie pass it on! x
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RHP User
15 years ago
You know you are so right...that was pretty cheeky. Maybe it's time for a man-cot and a compulsory road show...you know the kind, a boycot run by a few good men that could tip the scales one way or the other? Boys wouldn't play like this...but a men would, and boy would they. | Quoting 'stalky'So Karissa... spamming the forum off topic.... we ask the tough questions around here... for example... what's in it for me? | So what do you think...she has two weeks and most likely used to flying economy, so how about we map out an itineray for the little lady and she gets on the plane and stumps for votes like any good politician would? Next appearing in all major capital cities with a few days up her sleeve? You know, just very up close, intimate and personal campaign to sign autographs... | ...and kiss babies. | | Brings a whole new meaning shoving your ballot in the box...in it to win it?
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RHP User
15 years ago
CM you're gonna have to dumb it down for me, (not enough coffee) so in my crass terms , does that mean you want to tag team her with Stalky crayon version for those of us morning challenged readers LOL
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have always admired a woman with a command of the language...and an understanding of the steps involved in cognitive learning.... | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' What we need is a detailed roadmap to follow, the step by step point form manual that we have half a chance of absorbing on a cognitive level.|C Cognitive learning, could be like the lyrics from the rock opera "Tommy" by The Who.... | See me, Feel me, Touch me, | ...and from here I will leave it with you to follow along with the song. It builds slowly to a crescendo, takes you to a peak, hold you there through the most memorable track from the entire album and drops you off into the abyss in a stunning climax. | Gosh...I did forget to mention too that if a woman is of smaller stature or like some here have mentioned not "deep" when you do go there...another little place that can tease and please remarkably is there just next to the cervix. Hit this one...and colour her gone. | Gentleman that I am... | ...I will wait for an invitation. | | What is the shortest distance between to points...travelling at the speed of sound?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Actually I was thinking on a bit more global scale? This one might be a "hot chick" but just became a "not chick" when she posted in here pandering for votes? So ummm yeah... | Quoting 'dontgothere' Crayon version for those of us morning challenged readers LOL| I thiink this "hot chick" might just want to hit the road and plan on bending over grabbing the stump...if she wants to win votes and influence people. I was thinking more along the lines of a travelling "spit-roast road show" with all the boys in the band. Got to be in it to win it.... | ...just like the lottery.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think two Perth butts need a good spanking. My hand... | ...is up. | | Of course I might just settle for watching the photo shoot.
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RHP User
15 years ago
sorry, nothing constructive here but to say I have not laughed that hard in ages.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Using a strap on for vaginal sex is easy... (well, relatively)Using a strap on for anal sex (ie with boys)?? Omg, I discovered muscles I never knew existed... had so much respect for guys that could just pump away for hours after that... Balance & holding your body weight & keeping rhythm (I guess for guys with real penises you can at least feel what you`re doing inside... dildos don`t have nerves or sensors... very much like taking a poke in the dark!)
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RHP User
15 years ago
And when the kinky ones want you to do "that" standing on your head... | Quoting 'Ninjasvspirates'Omg, I discovered muscles I never knew existed...had so much respect for guys that could just pump away for hours after that. | That's why it says right there in my profile... | "Looks and age are not nearly as important as what you do for a living... | ... I prefer physiotherapists.
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RHP User
15 years ago
i had a record that stood for the whole 2 years in the student bar i was employed, in englnd,45 bras, in 60 sec, this was a que of willing female uni students... thank U LIVERPOOL! that stood in 2 lines, 1 for left hand one for right, quite an amazing feat i must say!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
This is why the typical strap on design is flawed. See.. to do it right, you really need testicles... I'm sure they help you to keep your equilibrium.. and of course.. there's also the bounce back effect to improve balance and rythm. :pHugsStalky Quoting 'Ninjasvspirates' Using a strap on for vaginal sex is easy... (well, relatively)Using a strap on for anal sex (ie with boys)?? Omg, I discovered muscles I never knew existed... had so much respect for guys that could just pump away for hours after that... Balance & holding your body weight & keeping rhythm (I guess for guys with real penises you can at least feel what you`re doing inside... dildos don`t have nerves or sensors... very much like taking a poke in the dark!)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Note to self: buy a set of those tacky testicles people hang on their cars and attach to strapon for pendulum effect. check.anything else?notebook and pen poised and ready, hand still a bit cramped after furiously notating CM's advice.... might need a tutorial complete with powerpoint presentation....Quoting 'glenhells' i had a record that stood for the whole 2 years in the student bar i was employed, in englnd,45 bras, in 60 sec, this was a que of willing female uni students... thank U LIVERPOOL! that stood in 2 lines, 1 for left hand one for right, quite an amazing feat i must say!! You, sir, might just be my new hero.xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
i never had a problem doing the whole strap on male arse thing...although i now know how fat men feel when they cant see their own cock hahaha i like him on his back better than doggy....i get to wank him at the same time then and i like that but Sarah if your feeling really lazy...get him to get on top, cowgirl style lol turn him around and he gets to play with your boobs and you get to wank him while he does all the work lol as for the clitt thing i wouldnt know...i have enough trouble finding mine half the time...i could never lick another woman DGT i love the boing...love that smack to the chin as you free him in a hurry...i do it often hahaha roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' This is why the typical strap on design is flawed. See.. to do it right, you really need testicles... I'm sure they help you to keep your equilibrium.. and of course.. there's also the bounce back effect to improve balance and rythm. :pHugsStalkyYes but are they hairy balls or shaved balls, and will they make the strapon look bigger?? Because I have found you boys can be real pussys when it comes to the question of what can pentrate your anus. Come on Stalky, seriously, this is only a teeny tiny strapon for beginners it is just these balls that give it that optical illusion of 10 inches. Would this face lie to you. xxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have a teeny tiny beginners attachment, i think it's too short tho. when you factor in the bit that has to go in thru the little o ring and the little space that's inevitably unreachable due to the cute lil bubble butt cheeks, it cuts down the insertable length. Quoting 'TassieRose' i like him on his back better than doggy....i get to wank him at the same time then and i like that but Sarah if your feeling really lazy...get him to get on top, cowgirl style lol turn him around and he gets to play with your boobs and you get to wank him while he does all the work lol I've done the 'cowboy' thing and it really is much easier, but i was trying not to be lazy. Learned my lesson there - being the 'boy' is tiring as hell.Def going to try on his back tho, sounds like fun!and hell yeah, I love the BOING!xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
lmfao.... Mystery solved!See.. now this is why guys want a bigger cock... we all look down and think.. hmmm.... look at that.. there's a good two inches of my dick going to waste down there... if only I could fit that extra bit in... which inevitably leads to the thought "if only I had a bigger dick"!Damn.. all the mysteries are solved here in the forums!HugsStalky Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' I have a teeny tiny beginners attachment, i think it's too short tho. when you factor in the bit that has to go in thru the little o ring and the little space that's inevitably unreachable due to the cute lil bubble butt cheeks, it cuts down the insertable length.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Yes but are they hairy balls or shaved balls, and will they make the strapon look bigger?? Because I have found you boys can be real pussys when it comes to the question of what can pentrate your anus. Come on Stalky, seriously, this is only a teeny tiny strapon for beginners it is just these balls that give it that optical illusion of 10 inches. Would this face lie to you.Ouch! Balls or none Meeks, you're not coming anywhere near me with that whopper. Sure I trust you. hehe... which is why I think I will need a proxy bum for this job. Any volunteers?? Of course, I'll be there for moral support and instructional training.... we don't want Meeks to get too excited or she could tear another one! :pHugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
I do know a man who is a nurse educator.... he assures me they do have a mobile stunt bum for the class on "how to insert an enema" .
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