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The things kids say
January 09 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
they say the best things and often something small they say can really brighten your day when it's all be pretty much shit... Now as for your boobies... hmmmm.... might have to fly to Melbourne next week and check them out for myself... oh - I also need to visit Trish too.. maybe you two can meet me in my hotel ;-) hehehe No knickers required there as it will be really really hot... Wayne
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UniqueRomeo
16 years ago
God bless them!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
When my son was 4 he was completely taken with road workers outside our house. He would go out and watch them for hours. Obviously taking in everything . Including what was being said. One night while we were having dinner I asked him how his work was going. Good Dad' Tomorrow the trucks coming and we're gunna fill up that big fkn hole ? Wife almost spat out her peas and I almost choked laughing... Kids lol.
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RHP User
16 years ago
At least your kid's talk to you.... Mine's almost five months old now and still not a word!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
There obviously must be a big difference between 5 year old and 12 year old daughters? There's something pure and wonderful about innocence. At times teenager souls seem like they are being influenced by the devil.
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RHP User
16 years ago
At least your kids talk to you..... Mine is almost five months old and still not a word!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
DAD!! your not going out dressed like that are you? thats shirt is GAY! DAD!! those shoes look like priates shoes, there GAY! DAD!! Your new car is purple, thats a GAY color! DAD!! We not going to sizzlers are we, the food is GAY! Seems to be the in word.... When the boyz get together and discuss what they are going or have done, it always ends up a testosterone fueled, chest thumping competition. When they go for a swim in the pool, you have to put the hose in to fill it back up even after telling them not to splash. When you need a hand around the house.... there gone, all but the dust trail remains. But when its dinner time its " whats for dinner dad im starving" But hey.... love em to bitz, Raven
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RHP User
16 years ago
having a 16 near 17yr old daugther...there is no reason... there is no devil... but she's got me wrapped round her little finger... Wayne
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mann ....bet there is some interesting times at your place.......teenage Daughters.....irrk! Cheers Nev.....who is glad he only has boys!
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RHP User
16 years ago
At least your kids talk to you..... Mine's almost five months old and still not a word!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
The youngster may be happy and contented hanging off mums breast and hasn't anything important to say? That would pacify me too :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Our 7 year old mentions the following to us late last year while we are having a kiss and cuddle in the kitchen. "Excuse me, do you have to do a sexy here". We both were stunned. We said "what is a sexy". She replies "you know, kissing, cuddling and humping." We were shocked. "Where did you here that". "At school" our 7 year old replied then demonstrated humping on the floor. We couldn't believe it.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Why do we make life so complicated ? In one sense I wish we all had the simple minds of 5 year olds. We were on the Gold Coast last week and MIss 5 and I were shopping. SHE noticed a great lingerie shop and wanted to go in. I thought "great, I may be able to find something for the next Saints n Sinners ball" so in we marched (I don't really march around shops). This was no ordinary lingerie store. NO granny knicker section or maternity bras. This was hard core sexy lingerie all screaming "I'm ready to have my brains fucked out!". Miss 5 was in knicker heaven ! As soon as she walked in she let out these oooooo and arghhh sounds and proceeded to select items that she thought were appropriate for me (yes, she knows my size). "Mum, this sis SOOOO SEXY!" ""Mum, you will look HOOOOTTT in this" "Oh wow, mummy I wish I had big boobies like yours so I could wear them!" "Mummy, when I marry Jimmy (yes, she's marrying a boy from kindergarten) will you buy me some of these !" I did find the perfect item for the SnS ball... a little black lace number with red satin and matching skimpy red g-string. It got Miss 5's approval in the change room !!! Luckily she didn't ask when I was planning on wearing the item. Hugs, Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ok mate, we get the point... your baby's not talking. May I offer this pearl of wisdom"They couldn't wait for me to start walking and talking,Now all I hear is sit down and shut up"Ravenhawk, I know exactly what you mean, my almost 20 year old baby is still declaring everything to be "gay" I don't know where he learnt it from, but it seems to be inbeded in his language now. Maybe as a counter, we should speak to them using 'gay' in its original form. Remember when we could attend the local dance on a Saturday night and have a gay time?My children have offered me countless laughs over the years, and I would refer readers to various bits I've written and posted in the WA forums. Not so much the funny things they've said, but Lord above, dealing with the changing attitudes has been at times, hilarious. I miss that.Viking
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RHP User
16 years ago
A story about running out of toilet paper while mum {VB} was away comes to mind, though at least one worked at a supermarket lol. Would like to direct anyone interested to the WA Forums, I do have VB's threads from then copied and pasted {from a previous mention in the forums lol} if anyone wants them but the stories are on other threads too... Hugs Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Carefull what you wish for...! Our eldest i swear started talking from the moment he was born.....and he hasn't stopped yet....lolYou just wait and see.......with the hey Mum and the hey Dad....god save us....lol.Stop worrying....enjoy this time.....when they can't ask a million questions a minute....lolBut seriously....have a ton of fun with your kids, enjoy every moment... its special, and the little buggers grow up oh so quick!I gave up my 7 day a week type working life because i came to the realisation that being in your kids life is way more important than mansions and trinkets!Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
The only horror that entered my mind was the unlikelihood that the child has a hearing problem? But if you can startle them by antics and noises coming in from out of eye sight, one can get an idea if the ears pick you up first before the eyes. Being funny will make them giggle rather that doing something that can distress them.
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RHP User
16 years ago
It still makes me laugh today! I remember one of my girls being so excited telling her grandparents about the small octopus with the big testicals she found washed up on the beach... hahahahahahaha She couldn't understand what we were all laughing at, but then i explained the difference between testicals and tenticals... Another fond memory i have is when my girls got two pet ducklings, one named Zoe and the other Jemima..Only thing was that the younger one couldn't say Gemima, ... so replaced it with Ma jima... The name stuck and we had to listen to it for another two years or so... til foxy loxy gobbled em up... :( - Maple -
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RHP User
16 years ago
A few years ago now, ( I have gran kids and they are delightful and funny too) our daughter aged about 6 would march into the bedroom unannounced, (she had to open the door......no lock.........mistake) and if we had just finished fucking, she'd screw up her nose, put her hands on her hips and scowl at us saying "have you been sexing again?"
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RHP User
16 years ago
All I get from my 2 yo lately is "mum dinner now" "Dad" and "mine"... can't wait until she is a little older... although I do get jealous when she talks to her dad... she says more to him in 5 minutes on the phone than she does all day to me Does he always turn up to your house and enter unannounced trish?
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RHP User
16 years ago
my 4 year old son (who is now 19) came into the bedroom one night completely unnoticed by my then husband and I as we were in the middle of an obviously enjoyable session ..... i was laying with my head over the edge of the bed - eyes closed ... when a little voice beside me said " Mummy why do you sound like a train" ...... you guessed it the moment immediately stopped and my ex hubby and I were in fits of laughter ....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Sassyme, you have me in fits of laughter right now... I'm sitting here trying to imagine sounding like a train when I have sex. I keep hearing Thomas the Tank Engine playing in my head. Or is it like the Little Red Engine that said, "I think I can, I think I can... I know I can, I know I can.... all the way to the top of the hill !" Now I'm picturing it... I'm guessing you sounded like a steam train rather than electric ? Hugs, Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
There is a Kevin Bloody Wilson about this called "I wanna be a builder when I grow up" search it on You Tube, it is hilarious and about the very subject of watching the workmen...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yes...I walked into the lingerie shop with my son...he is 7 next week..Straight away he asks...Mommy what size are you? 8 sweetie.....he then says ok mommy I will help you choose some sexy panties..(blushes)....Well people in the shop just couldnt stop giggling..he was running around the shop findig everything he could in a size 8...We chose some and he also chose a lovely black nighty.....I love wearing it..sooo comfy .... Everytime I get dressed up....He comes and hugs me and tells me I look so beautiful....Sometimes I actually have to do a twirl so he can check that I look ok from front back and sides...hahahhaha... Recently he says I am a hot chickie....lol One night we were out walking the dog...He said ...Mommy what cant you just tap a guy on the shoulder and say I love you... want to marry me? LOL...If only it were that simple... kids rock!!! huggies sweetpetite41..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Errrr. I don't recall having any two way conversations with a 5 month old. They're still talking jibber jabber at 1.... and at 2 you'll get some egocentric chat..... my 4 year old son (now 21) saw a cow being milked and said "daddy-look at all the doodles"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'saturn86' "Your boobies ! They're big and 'soft and soooo cuddly" "Oh wow, mummy I wish I had big boobies like yours so I could wear them!"Oh come on... really now... shame on you for using your kid as an excuse to mention multiple times how big your boobs are! We get it, you have big boobs. :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
have big boobies....thinking Ajaccio protesteth to much....lol Another member of Saturns constellation!Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
I just read something out of the back of a Woman's Day!?!
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RHP User
16 years ago
My family are all nudists so we think nothing about wandering about the house nude... but my mum had a momentary pause when my 3yr old son loudly announced... "gee Nanna you have a big vagina!" And taking him to public toilets.... very embarrassing when the person in the next stall is noisey... "that was a big poo wasn't it Mummy, that was a noisey wee?" etc... Gotta love 'em tho, laughter keeps you young K
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