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The SEX Towel
January 18 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
I love my linen too much, but need to feel something smooth, soft and sometimes a bit tickly under my bum, whether it's on the couch or the bed. Kitchen bench is fine cos it's a wipe down But I bought a fluffy blanket that I use if doing the massage oil, edible body paint (MMMMMMMM) or anything else that might drip Love my blanky so much I had to go and buy an identical one LMAO one in the wash one in use If you get a yummy chocolate colour you wont see any coloured oils or body paints.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi Missbowpeek, I'm a big fan of towels.... I'm too lazy to change the sheets beforehand... the guy can help me change them afterwards. One essential extra is a mattress protector as sometimes even the towels aren't enough ! I have leather couches (cream) so cleaning them is quick and easy. If I'm expecting "company" I keep the towels handy.... one set by the bed and another by the couch... I hate my bum sticking to the leather. Oh I also have good quality towels... the thick soft kind, not the scratchy cheap ones. There's nothing quite like falling asleep afterwards in those lovely 1000 count sheets. I love the crisp clean smell. Sooo comforting after vigorous sex. Cheers, Miss Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
NOT the 1000 thread count sheets!!!! There is no way I will sleep on anything less. It's the only stupid little luxurious quirk I have so I TOTALLY understand what you're saying here! I have no good ideas here except laying some really sexy drop sheets everywhere *giggle* However, I have a bad track record with hotel bed sheets and hair dye so as a repeat offender, I probably should be refraining from comment altogether!
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RHP User
15 years ago
A gentleman I know puts a doona down on the living room floor!!! Although that doesn't always protect the walls. Although some might call it art. Remember those prohart advertisements? . Definitley get cheaper sheets and put them on your bed. Messy fun is great - but not if you are worrying about the sheets. !! xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
only two words.... RUBBER BEDDING everyone can then can let fly!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Next time Kmart has a sale....buy up big on the bath sheets....2 of them will cover a whole bed!Buy in white so you can bleach...and go for it!!JMO....BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Trial and error....what has worked for me..... Spray sheets with a pre-stain remover and let sit for a few minutes in the washing machine, Radiant powder seems to have the best results in warm water (powder appears to be more effective than liquid). Do not use fabric softner! It sets the oil. \ As for your funiture and walls.....I have heard that bubble wrap can be fun, or pop on down to the sexy handymans second home, Bunnings, they have huge rolls of "leather" like vinyl in various colours, buy a couple of metres and spread around.....just wipe clean (the 'connie' waterproof underlays used in nursing homes, draw away all types of wetness leaving you with dry sheets to fall into blissfull sleep) lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Towels Honey! Or simply your beautiful sheets! 1000 thread count! should wash beautifully! after all there quality linen wet & wild down & dity xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Avoid Tranquilisers. Do purchase more stain removal products. Probably use less expensive sheets for fun times. Use 'Throw Covers' on furniture if furniture cannot be avoided. I'm not aware of any phobia's attributable to bathing towells so that may be a new medical term that needs a title? An amusing post missbowbeek, but I see the seriousness of it all. Keep up the messy fun but not to the point you may require therapy.
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RHP User
15 years ago
maybe you should have more than one set of sheets? 1000 thread sheets are cheap nowadays, as Target and Kmart regularly tip them out for way less than $100/set queen or king sizes (kids sleep on them here) try 1500 to 2000 tc and you will be amazed by the difference. towels though, take something away from the mood..... like a painters drop-cloth would. Maybe you could move to the garage? hose the floor after?
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RHP User
15 years ago
do it somewhere else, on someone elses sheets i never have men in my house....my bed hasnt seen any sex in years so i dont have the problem lol but maybe cheaper sheets...men dont care about these things hehe roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Love my 1000 thread count sheets as well, they are so fantastic against the bare skin. I do always have towels handy incase of the odd mess but I keep the stain remover handy. My sheets are white or cream so stain remover is essential anyway. I also have fabulous egyptian cotton towels...all big and fluffy. Fortunatley I never suffer from performance anxiety, I figure the towels are to guard against any mess that will undoubtably be made.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yeah. We have the same "issue" at my house with the good linen, carpet, rug, the main bathroom towels.. whatever precious piece of fabric it is will be permanently ruined by warming gel, massage oil, peanut butter, crisco, vegemite..strawberry jam and cream... whatever. It is limiting, puts a damper on spontaniousness and makes me wish I was 18 again living in share accommodation and sleeping on a bean bag. None the less, there are ways around this problem. Install a gyneochological lounge in your bedroom and a hospital bed in your garage. Make better use of your kitchen bench. It's not just for making sandwiches out of bread you know! Oh... and why do you think Grandma put plastic covers on her good lounge? That's right. Deep down you've always known but never wanted to admit it.Also you can buy latex bed covers and just tuck them in neatly at the bottom of the bed for quick retrieval.... Finally.. the guests bedroom. I mean to say, you know your friends are fucking in there without regard for your linen... so go on... put the seconds in that bedroom and go for it hell for leather. Periods darling? No problem in the guest bedroom...... Thursday is WAM night? No problem in the Guests bedroom! HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Scotchguard the couch. | Before he arrives have the washing machine empty and ready to go and the mattress protector on under the sheets. | Enjoy, relax and have uninhibited fun!! | Don't let him leave or fall asleep before helping you strip the bed and change the sheets for a lovely fresh new set. \ Pop the sheets and towels straight into the washing machine with a large dose of Nappisan. \ Snuggle into your lovely clean fresh sheets. \ Wash the protector in the morning.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Oh... and why do you think Grandma put plastic covers on her good lounge? That's right. Deep down you've always known but never wanted to admit it. oh god please make the images stop!!!!! that's going to haunt me all day bastard :p
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RHP User
15 years ago
The last thing I want to do after wild and messy sex is don my housekeepers cap and pop off to the laundry !! A maids outfit maybe ...but for an entirely differnet reason Id prefer to lazy awhile, check I havent killed him, then slowly start the approach for round...whatever we are up to I can think of some seriously kinky stuff to do in a garage,,,unfortunately mine is even closer to the neighbour than my bed is !! OMG surely you arent suggesting cheap sheets !!! lol The sexcond bedroom is an option...was going to put the squeeky bed in there tho ..... Latex/rubber is an option......but i might wrap myself in it and have my own party while trying to lay it over the...where did you say it was to be put ??? thanks Stalky.....my grandma was a saint !! she would have however just done it in the bushlands that abounded at the time !! drape everything in drop sheets......must start romancing a house painter.....surely if a towel gives me performance anxiety I am going to need therapy for a drop sheet !!!!....! A blankie ....hmmm has possibilities Thank you Ruby for the tip.....do you think it would be inappropriate if I keep a bottle beside the bed and srayed immediately ?? (nice calves BTW,,im on to you !!hehehe) Im thinking a man to take me home to his place is the go....something special about going to his place...and it shares the stains around and lightens the washing tasks .......must make sure its ok with your gf wife mother sister house mate ..first.....lol focussing on my navel and humming OHMmmmm miss b
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RHP User
15 years ago
i think if all you need is a sex towel, you havent tried or done nearly enough..
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well a towel saves the wet spot.
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