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Suspenders

May 27 2010

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Hi Everyone, Is there a book to be had somewhere on fastening suspenders? I think I'm after a copy of Suspenders For Dummies or A How To Guide In The Art of Lingerie.My last amusing foray into sexy lingerie was the kind that makes you glad there are laws banning filming inside toilet cubicles at airports. Instead of transforming into a ready-made sex goddess in 5 minutes flat, I spent about 20 sweaty minutes studying the awkward art of contortion. Emerged, flushed, breathless, with 2 suspenders done up. Fail.I can fasten the front ones. Easy peasy. I cannot for the life of me get the back two done up. So it is with defeat and annoyance that I must post this question.I'm clearly doing something wrong!! What's the trick people? The outfit ain't complete if you can't get all four f*@!ing suspenders done up!!!!

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I wear them all the time and when I used to work in the Admin/Accounts fields always had them on under my business suits. As I put the suspenders on first (if I decide to wear undies which is rarely), I would first do the back ones first. Or before putting them on clasp the back ones first then put them on then straighten them before doing up the front ones. Other than that you could always walk up to a random and ask them to do it for you lol....could be the start of some fantastic fun!!! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Best with an extra pair of hands and soooo sexy to lend a helping hand

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    suspenders are sooooooooooooooooooo sexy ,,panty hose are just not the same ,,,,,,,,,ill happilly give a gal a hand to hitch them up ,,,,,,as long as i can give them a little twang ,,,,once there hooked up ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lets ban pantyhose and go back to the good old days ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,an old perve from way back ,,,,,,,,,,,,,les......

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    unfortunately I cant assist.... however 2 comments Keep trying because ladies and heels and stockings are especially alluring... and if you intend on wearing undies and want to play... wear the undies over the suspenders.. as this will enable the undies to be removed but the suspenders and stockings to stay...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    You must have some tips here . What do you do? lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The suspense is killing me!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Of course Stalky would have the solution to this one. Ah hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha. Fab.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    You may struggle to put them on, but a woman in sexy lingerie with the stockings, suspenders and the rest of the works is a special sight to see. Don't give in so easily, you can do it. I'll come and help you if your struggling that much

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I put the stockings on me feet, pull up to knees. I slide garter belt on. I attach suspenders to stockings around my knees and then slide stockings with attached suspenders attached, then garter belt up over the hips. Cheers!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Lolz Jeano. I usually just wear suspenders (no undies) under a mini kilt... and let it all dangle :p if I had to do anything I'd stick em down to the hair on my legs with gaff tape. hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    We recently purchased a a hot suspender belt with 6 straps & my hubby has no problem doing them up for me, the seams to my stockings are always perfectly straight, maybe I should hire him out to give lessons Try buying the ones with the metal clasps, so much classier than the plastic onesVicki

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky'Lolz Jeano. I usually just wear suspenders (no undies) under a mini kilt... and let it all dangle :p if I had to do anything I'd stick em down to the hair on my legs with gaff tape. hugs Stalky Hair on legs - means you could use velcro lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    im sorry i have nothing on suspenders lol and Trish stays-ups never stay up haha but can i just say Mrs Couple that everytime i read this i piss myself laughing...you have put the funniest images in my head ever and you just crack me up whoops on this site never presume anything i guess Mr could have wrote the thread oh dear god the images are even funnier now LMFAO...roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I used to put the clips on the back first, then put the stockings on, do up the suspenders and finish with the front clips. I used to sit in front of the tv fastening and unfastening the clips to make them a little looser and easier to use. There are stockings that come with a lovely lacy built in suspender called Scantihose. I got a pair from Myer and they are very soft and sexy and easy to put on.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Les_1959'lets ban pantyhose and go back to the good old daysI agree ... if I can work out how to do them up by myself :-PQuoting 'customer69' I have bother with suspenders too. I tried out a pair of stay ups recently, the rotten things kept rolling down,not staying up. I am sure people spotted me reaching under my skirt and adjusting myself! I hope they didn't think I was up to anything naughty, not me, no never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaaha! Oh Trish! That was ME rushing through the airport before I attempted to fasten the f**kers! I could feel them bunching around my ankles by Gate 34 and I could have sworn everyone knew what was going on under my pants LMAO! Stay Ups rarely seem to stay up for me, hence the situation I'll now forever refer to as the Suspender Airport Debarcle!Quoting 'forurpleasureau'Keep trying because ladies and heels and stockings are especially alluring... and if you intend on wearing undies and want to play... wear the undies over the suspenders.. as this will enable the undies to be removed but the suspenders and stockings to stay... Oh I LOVE this advice! So practical! So .... unlike me! LOLQuoting 'Polar_Bear_Girl' I put the stockings on me feet, pull up to knees. I slide garter belt on. I attach suspenders to stockings around my knees and then slide stockings with attached suspenders attached, then garter belt up over the hips. Cheers! PBG, you are a dead set wealth of information! Thankyou! If I was in possession of any amount of common sense, I may have even considered this idea myself! Thanks!!! I'll definitely be trying the logical solution next time. I refuse to give up! Quoting 'stalky' Lolz Jeano. I usually just wear suspenders (no undies) under a mini kilt... and let it all dangle :p if I had to do anything I'd stick em down to the hair on my legs with gaff tape. hugs Stalky My legs were smoother than an Estonian Seal Clubber's handbag, so this would never have worked for me. Still managed to create a rather ... interesting picture in my mind though Gaz. As always, thanks for the giggle!Quoting 'More4V' We recently purchased a a hot suspender belt with 6 straps & my hubby has no problem doing them up for me, the seams to my stockings are always perfectly straight, maybe I should hire him out to give lessons Try buying the ones with the metal clasps, so much classier than the plastic onesVicki The whole problem here centred around me not having hubby to do them up for me, but I really like the metal clasp idea - these were plastic ones that had clearly been designed by a man! *eyeroll*Quoting 'geturroxyoff' im sorry i have nothing on suspenders lol and Trish stays-ups never stay up haha but can i just say Mrs Couple that everytime i read this i piss myself laughing...you have put the funniest images in my head ever and you just crack me up whoops on this site never presume anything i guess Mr could have wrote the thread oh dear god the images are even funnier now LMFAO...roxxy xxx Yeah thanks Roxxy hehehe ... Hubby is WAY too logical and practical for this to ever happen to him! Hahaha! Nooo, this was definitely funny ... with hindsight! *groan* Glad you got a laugh though! I probably should have just flung the cubicle door wide and requested some help from the 20-odd people lined up waiting for the loo .... alas, there's always a next time!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    vicky i will do anything to be your sub please message me

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I put the belt on like a bra & stockings up all the way fully loaded...lol. Then put your hand behind (right hand right leg). The little button goes between your thumb & fore finger. Then slip the stocking material in between your finger & the front of the button bit. Use pointer & rude finger to hold it in place, with one on either side of the button. The other hand helps slip the stocking in place & also slips the metal loop around the button. Its easier with proper stockings rather than stay ups. But still do able as long as you make sure the button is situated between the plastic that holds them up. I also find that stay ups are heavier so they tend to pull the belt down so it really is worth buying proper stockings. Could be because Im a bigger girl. Would be interesting to find out if slim ladies have the same problem. Also I do this sitting down. but just perched on the edge of the bed with lots of space between my legs & mattress. I imagine toilet seat would do as well. Lots of love Mr H just kidding...its Mrs H xx