M67

Some fun and a simple question???

January 09 2007

OK. First the good news. I met a very sexy couple last week, and we had a lot of very sexy and sweaty fun, at least partly because my air-condioner broke down! It’s been quite a while since I last had a threesome (MMF), and this was the best one so far. I’m still grinning like a 5 year old who’s just discovered he can do moe with his dick than just take a leak!!! (Hey guys, remember those very early days when you were just finding out how it all works? I didn’t come out of the bathroom for a week at a time!!!). Anyway, this raises a question I’ve had for quite a while, so here goes. We’ve all watched sex vidoes at some time. The girl simply spreads her legs, whatever the position, the guy grabs his equipment and slides it in with all the precision (and sometimes the speed) of a laser guided missile. However many positions they move into, however many times he pulls out then goes back in, it’s always laser guided. On the other hand, I tend to find the whole process an excercise in fumbling, stumbling, mumbling, leg cramping, knee twisting, ankle turning, and back hurting, especially changing positions. Lots and lots of fun, but I’m sure I’ve been lucky not to end up in hospital a number of times, especially the time I fell off the bed!! So, here’s the question. Is it simply a case that the pros make anything look simple and easy, including sex, and many of us face the same fumblings I do? Or is it just me being incompetent, and I need something like a personal trainer? (There’s a position to consider, girls.). Or, given the nature of this rant, is a psychiatrist more suitable???

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RHP User

19 years ago

mate all the twisting turning leg cramping back hurting is what the fun is all about. the pros on the pornos don’t care if the girl get pleasure. All the porn on the market is made for males. Its not made for us girls. I would like nothing better than a three some but I want to have feelings for the dudes that I am doing it with. I like nothing better it the end than having the bloke I with cuddle up along side with me. Instead most blokes just throw themselves off. I don’t think I have ever had a bloke I didn’t have to take charge with and guided. Young blokes are the worst. They have no idea. Prehaps you just need a bit more practise?

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19 years ago

You need to be fit or you will get cramps while in action....... You mainly get all sweaty,outta breath, sore everything,knees,feet, then u might wana hava pee/leak half way gettn tossed & turned,being able to stretch,flex & hold your body in diff positions/angles while gettn poked requires strength i rekon,but its all worth it and u either notice ur fit or very unfit!! lol good question ;)

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