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So, how do you choose?

May 09 2014

You're a happy, healthy, swinging couple and you're looking for a similar couple to play with. I know that there are those who base their decision solely on the appearance of the prospective playmates. They want a tall, trim, hung man and a Barbie clone but I need to connect on other levels. I don't know how it is for everyone but I like to move slowly. Exchange a few messages and see if everyone's on the same page first then meet in a public place for an open chat over coffee. Next, I like to see where they live. I tell them that we can't host at our home because my puritan mother-in-law lives with us. It's a lie but I know I'm alright so I just want to check them out properly. Once I get inside their home, I have a good sticky beak about and slip away with the excuse that I'm going to pay my respects to the plumbing. Then I check on how they hang their toilet paper and if it's done under-hand, I'm outa there. How do you cull the rejects?

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RHP User

12 years ago

Are you serious? I would never have someone I didn't know reasonable well in my home and I would freak out if I thought they were poking around. To me that is an invasion of privacy.... You would fail my test. Lol. ;-)

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RHP User

12 years ago

You mean if the paper is dangling from the back not the front,you run?....Clearly you need to update your checklist for the initial meet and greet....just bring it up casually..... 'so Sally and Ben,don't you find that when you are hanging a roll,it's far more aesthetically pleasing to drape from the front?"' ......problem solved,let the banking begin..:-) :-) xxQ

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RHP User

12 years ago

Boy, what you'd find in my house, yikes...... Seriously, only VERY close playmates (and now friends) are invited into our house...... Like you, I like to do messages etc, however when we want to have a play meet or a 'chat' it's either at the local swingers club as part of a group or you get an invite to a private party I'm attending, that way I have my friends nearby to back me up :).................Definitely not a home visit.

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'Meeka100' Are you serious? You wouldn't play with someone who hangs their toilet paper the wrong way, would you?

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'jensman1903' Quoting 'Meeka100' Are you serious? You wouldn't play with someone who hangs their toilet paper the wrong way, would you? Of course we would!!!!Pusscat xxx

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RHP User

12 years ago

Well it's always up to Sally and Ben really :-) :-) xxQ

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RHP User

12 years ago

Pussycat, you're not a closet toilet paper offender, are you???

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RHP User

12 years ago

That really gives me the shits.

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smo669

12 years ago

Classic, haven't had such a laugh for yonks! But on a serious note, yes there has to be some connection, even with a barbie clone!

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