Singing Budgie

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  So how is your new best friend??

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  tank__girl

  15 years ago

  I woke to hammering the other Sunday morning...Grrrr...Oh well, it was around midday, so I stumble out for a nosey. AArrggghhh, to my surprise I see a dirty big bamboo screen out the back! It blocks the clear view I had from my bedroom window into their kitchen/lounge/entertaining area!? ..no more people watching Awwwww...! And then I thought, ohhhhhhhhh maybe it's to block their view!?? Hahaa...I do spend alot of time naked at home..Oops The neighbours the other side sometimes politely 'yell' over the fence asking me to turn the music down. It's never 'that' loud! The other neighbour politely asked me if I'd like a hand cleaning up my yard, because he has had 2 snakes in his yard in the last week...he saw come from 'my' way. Ok, yes the grass needs a mow! Aaaaand the people across the road, have asked me if I can move my caravan I have parked out the front...why I don't know? So, bugger them! Popular huh...?? I've never had naughty neighbours... 'I'm' the naughty neighbour round 'ere..Heheheehehe... I'm sure they'd hear everything, and obviously saw alot too?! After observing the 'traffic' and my visitors maybe a little too closely, my tenant I have in a little granny flat on my land offered to be my 'driver/security' for $300 a night!! I explained I was definately not a 'working girl', I'm on RHP!! heheeee... He was shocked and said "Why not? You should be" And went on to explain how I could be paying all my bills in just a few short 'hours' per week! How embarrassing...or maybe I could take it as a compliment, he thinking I was worthy of being paid for my talents..?! The best I've done is 'Pre RHP days' was to watch friends who may've picked up and bought boys back to our place..and all we had was the pull out lounge bed, which was just outside my bedroom door, that I'd 'forget' to close after a big night out! Yup, I'm a perv... MMmm nasty drunken sex is fun to watch.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Funny you should ask... The girl next door is pregnant. :)HugsStalky

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  i should be so lucky...lucky lucky lucky good ol Kylie...i have a cuttle fish for u

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Mine was gross.....and so was his wife. I say was because they moved house a few months ago and so did I. However, they were both in thier sixties, very very overweight, to the point of barely being able to move, she needed a shave (facial hair and plenty of it) and he had a face like he had been chasing parked buses...and caught one or two. They never mowed their lawns and had no curtains out the back of thier house. During the summer months often the girls would come screaming back inside as my neighbours could be seen going to the toilet....naked. Talk about scaring my teens for life!

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  We generally take whatever opportunity presents itself to go around the home naked, she even likes to venture to the yards and bring in the washing and once even took out the garbage early of a morning in the altogether. She is always sunning by the pool naked as well. She did get surprised one day though. She was pulling in the washing and access was around the front of the home when our 20yr old son came home unexpectedly and she didn't hear him pull up - that was funny. We are now looking for a new home, preferably on acreage where we can have some privacy to our utopian stuff unimpeded and also host some intimate parties by a pool and not fel as if we are being watched. Generally though, we have never had occasion to even look at out neighbours, they are from all appearances all boring and plain - which probably means they are swingers.

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