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Sing along girls.....

September 01 2010

A friend sent this to me last night and i instantly thought of here lol...... Dellaroo... At first i was afraid, i was petrified ! When you said you had 10 inches ,Lord i almost died ! But i'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that i grew strong and knew that i could take you on...... But there you are,another lie, i was ready for big mac and you brought me a french fry I should have known that it was bullshit,just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans. Go on now go...walk out the door, dont you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4. Wernt you a prat to think i wouldnt find you out ? Dont you know we're only joking when we say size doesnt count ? I will survive, i will survive . As long as i have batteries, my sex life's going to thrive, I will alway's have good sex,with a handful of latex I will survive, i will survive , hey hey..........

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RHP User

15 years ago

An oldie but a goodie xFunlovingx

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RHP User

15 years ago

hey hey love it awsome cheers pips

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15 years ago

Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree,Merry merry king of the bush is he.Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh, Kookaburra,STRAIGHT your life must be! Damn I mean... where's the fun in that???? Kookaburra sits on the electric wire,Jumping up and down, with his pants on fire.Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch! Kookaburra,Hot your tail must be! Now we're talkin! Kookaburra sits on 9 inch nail,Gets a bloody big one in his tail.Moan, Kookaburra, moan, Kookaburra,What a dirty bird eh!

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RHP User

15 years ago

Some light entertainment, thanks for the laughs guys Stalky you are a dirty kookaburra!

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15 years ago

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was black as charcol And every time it wags his tail you could see its little......... .................................. eyes sparkle. :) Gotta love teaching the young ones nursey ryhmes.

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15 years ago

Ask ya Mother for sixpence to see the big Giraffe, with Whiskers on his pimples and pimples on his.........ask ya Mother for sixpence...... Dellaroo....

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Sing along girls.....

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