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Sexual Wisdom

March 18 2010

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Random and Doc J pointed out the other day that some of us have more experience at this game of lurv than they do ..........(haha!).........so it got me thinking what pearls of wisdom have you gathered about sex (passionate loving for the romantic Mr Puppy) what tricks have you learnt and used ? what do you wish a lover would do, or what does he/she do that you love ? what drives you wild ? (other than finding your perineum lol) Like when giving oral ...what do you do.... what have you learnt that is special ?? Lets see if these younguns know as much or if we can teach them a trick or two... wonder I do ....how many times youve had sex and do you know wholl be next.....wonder i do miss b

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i'm still learning...don't know about any tricks you refer too....but kissing...soft touches...caressing...a gentle nibble...taking my time...enjoying a woman...nuzzling her skin....stroking her legs...smelling her neck...tickling her armpits...excuse me...just off for a cold shower...suddenly feeling a bit hot...jose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i prefer to speak clearly and enunciate my words. also try to project my voice so the back row can hear?bloody keyboard makes it difficult though,ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaEarlshit man the only oral Earls likely to get near,ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Use your mouth.....mmmmm..that's it baby...oh yeah..you can do it..use that mouth and ASK me what Ilike, need, want. And I will do the same...I won't assume that just because my last lover liked a particular "party trick" automatically means that my next lover will enjoy it... Cait_Sidhe

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'mynameisearl2'i prefer to speak clearly and enunciate my words. also try to project my voice so the back row can hear?bloody keyboard makes it difficult though,ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaEarlshit man the only oral Earls likely to get near,ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha Belly laugh of the evening...thank you kind Sir Jx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Be aware that everyone is different. Just because the last woman liked her nipples being bitten hard doesn't mean the next one wil and you may end up being bitch slapped if you do it Not talking from experience as I usually tread a bit more carefully in the beginning. Be aware of the signals a woman gives you when you are doing things. If she is really enjoying something that you are doing and you should know by the sounds, comments, or actions, then it's probably not a good time to try something different at that time. If they have told you there is something they don't like to do, then it is a good idea to not try it on them.If you put the other persons needs ahead of your own you will usually get repaid at some stage.Unless you know the person wants to be treated like a slut, treat them with respect.Ask the other person what they like. They will usually tell you. Then even if it isn't totally your thing give it a go to make them happy.Oh and the there is the basic that an hour is always better than 10 minutes.I think if you stick with those basics then you will almost always be given a positive rating. Be careful though sometimes it works too well. Have had several women who I didn't want to go further with that were that into me they wanted the LTR. Although I would like one that hasn't happened with the right ones yet.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Mr Rough is not sure he has learn't all there is to learn,So will sit back and readand lean the moves. While licking my own eyebrows!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I have a "trick" that is sure to impress. First you do your usual oral thing to your lady friend ie licking all around slowly, up each side, up the middle, blah. Then when you hone in on the love buttton, you lick it gently, side to side, using the whole length of the edge of your tongue ( its actually about four inches along in practical terms), and at the same time you open your mouth wide and gently drag your lips across the outside of your lover's pusst until your lips close on your busy tongue. Then you lift off the pusst, open wide, make contact gently and close your lips again. Meet me in chat sometime for a demo on air if you don't get it. Essentially you are making an AAAAA sound then close and drag lips across puss to a MMMMM sound. Please bear with me I am drinking yaay wine and I had to go over typos there to make usre you got it properly. Also I am hot originally so fuck it lol. Mmmmm wine Random

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oi which one of you hacked my account and posted that drunk scrawl at one am? Wasn't me... Random

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    That...would have to be the BEST literary account of pussay lovin Ive read in master baters inc!! Bravo Tipsy!! Didnt know ya had in ya....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'randomtip' Oi which one of you hacked my account and posted that drunk scrawl at one am? Wasn't me... RandomWay to give away your secrets - don't you worry though - I've taken very careful notes. Hope you have another trick up your sleeve - everyone's going to be doing this one! Anyone with at least 4 inches of tongue that is!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Off for a cold shower..hehehexoxoxmumma

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ... Could quite likely make good use of a cold shower myself right now! Yay for hubbies who can spell Mrs S!! My hubby also gets his tongue around the english alphabet regularly and I definitely agree that the G Spot pressure is the key!Wow Random, you really shouldn't drink alone!! "yaay wine" is much better consumed in good company!No tips and tricks to offer. You only know what you know, so happy to be a student here ...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'randomtip' I have a "trick" that is sure to impress. First you do your usual oral thing to your lady friend ie licking all around slowly, up each side, up the middle, blah. Then when you hone in on the love buttton, you lick it gently, side to side, using the whole length of the edge of your tongue ( its actually about four inches along in practical terms), and at the same time you open your mouth wide and gently drag your lips across the outside of your lover's pusst until your lips close on your busy tongue. Then you lift off the pusst, open wide, make contact gently and close your lips again. Meet me in chat sometime for a demo on air if you don't get it. Essentially you are making an AAAAA sound then close and drag lips across puss to a MMMMM sound. Please bear with me I am drinking yaay wine and I had to go over typos there to make usre you got it properly. Also I am hot originally so fuck it lol. Mmmmm wine Randomoh my holy mother of shit...think i just come in my pantsroxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Why does every younger generation think that they invented sexual pleasure or that they are the first to do things? Describe well, Random but ‘Honey’ do you really think your trick is new?? I think not!! Sunshine! Giggle giggle

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    recently learned my lesson, dont share your tips with friends, especially girlfriends who have their eye on the same tasty morsel you do (in this case a sexy 27 year old) blabbed to my bestie about a particular thing i do with my tongue, while giving head that has them panting and squirming. she, BITCH that she is, seduced him when i wasnt around, did my tricks on him, and now has the little fucker at her beck and call! NOT HAPPY JAN!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Agrees with Powderpuff2 - New dogs, but old tricks Quoting Miss BowPeek - wonder I do ....how many times youve had sex and do you know wholl be next.....wonder i do miss b Miss B, You're obviously a Rodriguez fan tooo...lol Cheers, Nice

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Wow !!!! Have only ever met two other ppl that liked him or knew his music !!!! Obviously many did or his music would never have sold....der ! BUT.....my tape (yes kiddies that used to be how music came way back when LOL) snapped.....and I havent heard his music in years................is it on cd??? downloads ?? hmmmm or do i just keep humming his tunes in my head lol miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    They've got machines for the new stuff. Old tricks are good tricks. That one is just good cos its like patting your head whilst rubbing your belly. Another one I like is getting massaged by six people while you get oral. Hands, feet, head, shoulders, arms, legs, and your love bits. Still have yet to try that one though. Oh! That would also be great if you had the masseese licking your ears and your nipples and the inside of your elbows. And maybe fingering your prostate. Awesome. Finished! Random

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Ner ner nee ner nerr! Quoting 'missbowpeek'Wow !!!! Have only ever met two other ppl that liked him or knew his music !!!! Obviously many did or his music would never have sold....der ! BUT.....my tape (yes kiddies that used to be how music came way back when LOL) snapped.....and I havent heard his music in years................is it on cd??? downloads ?? hmmmm or do i just keep humming his tunes in my head lol miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    hey random, i will happily volunteer to probe and poke your prostate, but i need too be rewarded with a nice warm hot load on my face! lol, and can i leave my nails long?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    STALKY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats awesome !! can you ring me and let me listen LOLLOLOLOL! is he coming to Melb ??? just checking out his web site and reading the lyrics ..again oohh i have been transported back to a time..... sitting on my couch grinning and feeling all nostalgic. Thanks Nice mmmmmmmm those early years when we thought we had explored it all LOL