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Sexual Flavours

March 01 2011

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Was just heading off on a bit of a tangent after talking about flavours and I know we all hear the term Vanilla bandied about a fair bit...... So how about posting what flavour icecream you are for a bit of fun? . .For example take into account your everyday tastes in regards to sex but you might watch some kinkier porn etc. . . On a scale of Vanilla Malt Strawberry Caramel Chocolate Double choc chip Peppermint with a choc swirl and chips up to Tutti Frutti with bloody M and M's thrown in...lol . . Ok mine would have to be at Caramel, but every now and then I need to add some sour snakes, and maybe a liquid swirl of something because some of the porn I watch is some filthy shit LMAO

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    dontgothereI would love to know what kind of porn you watch :-)My general Ice cream flavors are connoisseur cookies and cream mmm or a Mc Donald Mc Flurry with double oreos and a scoop of m and ms oh and a flake at the top mmmmmmmmmm

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    reach in the fridge and grab whatever.. vanilla is somtimes good but it can be fucked with so easily and often make a hell of a mess and end up a very satisfied WOWWOW licking on double cone of choc coated rum and raisins sprinkled with nuts

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    at least my cum will taste nice.................. Cheers XX

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    So you can choose what flavour suits your mood then move on to all those delicious "add ins", the combinations are endless. Now I really want to hear Stalky's fave...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    But topped with strawberries soaked in Chambord. Ummm very yummy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    dontgothere, i know u've described ur flavour, but gonna assume that ur actually just a block of frozen water with a paddle-pop stick in it. until i've tasted u for myself, that is. wink wink.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'missopenminded'dontgothereI would love to know what kind of porn you watch :-)My general Ice cream flavors are connoisseur cookies and cream mmm or a Mc Donald Mc Flurry with double oreos and a scoop of m and ms oh and a flake at the top mmmmmmmmmm See now looking at your flavours, my filthy porn could very well be your 'malt' heehee

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Mine is all ready to go…a double mocha dark chocolate with an absinth swirl. Now I just need something to put this in. The porn I watched on the ice cream channel did say you don't really need a bowl. | Anyone seen Nigella?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You're probably right, theone...looking at DGT's flavour list reminds me of walking into a shop where they make candy, like those great big round all day lollipops? | One long strand of caramel, one long strand of sour snakes with a creamy surprise in the middle when you get there? If you rolled that just right, you could probably spend the whole day licking it and not get too messy. Now then, the only question is...where to you put the stick to hold it in place after you start in? Never mind, I just found a clip on the candy channel on youporn called... | ... "Lickin' the Lolly" | | They also call them all day suckers...but that could make your jaw sore for a week!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    ahhhh theone Im not gonna tell you any different and unless you've got one hell of a long tongue, that taste test isn't looking too promising . . . CM hmmmm the stick .....what to do ? put some notches in it and measure ....stuff? its always good to know the depth of the trouble you're about get into ..PMSL

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Double choc fudge with choc bits, double choc chip cake, belgium choc sauce, double thick cream, baby marshmellows yummay. no idea about my sex flavour thou :P

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'dontgothere' ...its always good to know the depth of the trouble you're about get into ..PMSL Oh really...so is that a threat or a promise? Can we skip notching the stick and just mark it with and edible caramel marker... | ...then start shallow and go deep. | | I know how to swim. Hmmm...pearl diving in caramel sauce, this could be dangerous!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    no...inspector gadget i aint. mores the pity.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Well DGT i think from what the catagories are for this ummmm "exercise" to finding out what the standings are of everyones preferences are in terms of porn and sexual appetite, by sweetening the idea up with everyones favorite dessert.....CHEEKY BUT I LIKE IT . . HMMMM i would have to say that my flavour in terms of sex and porn would be.....YOU!!!!! . . A simple main course of Super Choc Berry mix on your tummy with a Super Sexy Sweet Side of caramel source for somewhere else, just to get that even Super Sweeter taste from where it would be sweet already..... . . And as for any M&Ms.....Well i'll let you decide that one.....THE MORE SINFUL, THE MORE DELIGHTFUL AND DELICIOUS . . PLAYFULGUY.....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I'm 32 but who cares? Cupids White chocolate and Raspberry icecreams swirled with a raspberry ribbon.... xx Sarah and a go-go-gadget-tongue sounds like something to add to the spank bank, btw ;)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    a go-go gadget tongue imagine the flavours you could get on that baby!!! . . Makes a girl wanna just be a good old fashioned Paddle Pop Lick-a-prize

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about... xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Sarah.....thats the ticket !!! go the whole hog. You already look like a voluptuous raspberry with ribbons in your pic, good enough that most peeps would want to eat you anyway

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'dontgothere' Sarah.....thats the ticket !!! go the whole hog. You already look like a voluptuous raspberry with ribbons in your pic, good enough that most peeps would want to eat you anywayand if you're gonna throw M&Ms in your cleavage I'm going in after them ;)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' Quoting 'dontgothere' Sarah.....thats the ticket !!! go the whole hog. You already look like a voluptuous raspberry with ribbons in your pic, good enough that most peeps would want to eat you anyway . .and if you're gonna throw M&Ms in your cleavage I'm going in after them ;) I thought ooooh M&Ms in the cleavage, good thinkin' then I looked at your pic . . then at my pic . . Ummmm what the heck am I gonna catch and hold em with

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    getting a 'second chance' stick used to be a bummer. in this case i reckon it would be the better than a trip to disneyland. mickey mouse has got nothin' on mickey juice.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    As long as you dont lick like Goofy, cos he was shit at oral hehee

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' Quoting 'dontgothere' Sarah.....thats the ticket !!! go the whole hog. You already look like a voluptuous raspberry with ribbons in your pic, good enough that most peeps would want to eat you anyway . .and if you're gonna throw M&Ms in your cleavage I'm going in after them ;) I thought ooooh M&Ms in the cleavage, good thinkin' then I looked at your pic . . then at my pic . . Ummmm what the heck am I gonna catch and hold em with I'll hold 'em while you spill the M&Ms xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    i think so too. too much teeth.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Awww god bless ya !!! You'll push em in and up for me? See ...us chicks are so much more considerate than men

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I agree totally with the Love Potion #31. Sublime. But then there's Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey - banana with walnuts and choc chips. Then there's B&R Jamoca Almond Fudge, and on a hot summer day, their orange sorbet is BEAUTIFUL! xxS

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Well if we are doin' toons on the side, after Jessica Rabbit ...put me down for Daisy Duck. | Shit... there are so many one liners hangin' here I have to just leave this before my eyes start watering from laughing so damn hard.| ...my bad.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'theone1983'i think so too. too much teeth. Yep, absolutely. And if he starts laughing like a goose " Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh" you know its time for the balll gag Bit like David Beckham, shhhhhhhh dont talk David you're screwing up the fantasy!!! But gawd is he nice to look at