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Reality Strips!

March 21 2010

You know the problem with male strippers?...They think too much like a man! Can tell the choro was all designed in the peanut sized brain of an uber cool, over pumped male. Take Mr Bod's routine last night for example...He dresses as a racing car driver and waves 2 flags about...ladies start your engines!!! Hmmm think mine just stalled actually! Now see, if I was doing the choro it would involve Mr Bod strutting onto stage in boardies and singlet with his board.... (Ironing board that is!) and proceeding to work that linen suit! you know....long..firm strokes...like really just iron the FUCK out of those pants!! so got me thinking what other fantasy strip show would I ask for in a private show..ideas?? Can't wait for this show! Coupons please ;)

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RHP User

16 years ago

Hi there miss guided, sounds like you had a bad night, I agree with you it sounds a touch 70s with chequered flags and sutch, come to brisbane I am am sure we we could make your eyes bulge

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RHP User

16 years ago

Can I have a go?? I could stand on stage reading Oscar Wilde while a bevy of ladies stripped off my clothes and ironed them... nah that's lame - and Oscar uses big words I might get stuck on.. What about I take my advice column on tour - I could strip while solving all those delicate problems... and in difficult cases, provide a home service. Hmmmm

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RHP User

16 years ago

dressed in a tutu slowly stripping whilst doing the vaccuming and then standing naked at the sink doing the washing up. Be careful not to splash the hot water though!!

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