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RIP forum: The Eulogy
March 08 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Missed you at drinks the other night. Was wanting to meet you!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Not that I wish to meet myself, tho there are a few of us sharing the one 'cell'......I only said to a rhp mate the other day...I'm sooo looking forward to meeting desserts....not as in the sweet stuff we eat....but YOU! Unfortunately I fell victim to a terrorist attack on my immune system....still hacking up bits of green goo....but hey...theres always next time Oh & whats with the &amp thingy??...uhoh....terrorist attacks not just limited to my immune system...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yep... I have the flu too, so I'm not feeling very special... with ridge gone, I thought I d just hang around until the fireworks go off.. or my old posts dissapear once and for all... and then I'm off on adventure. Might give yahoo groups a look see... and set up a group for Stalky's meet greet and tweak nights. :p But maybe I'm just feeling sick and need some chicken soup and a blow job. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
All a bit to close to home for me , just burried my mate friday who lost the will to live and find love "again"..can only hope he finds the peace and love that this earth never afforded him..and maybe his tortured soul will be at peace
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh man....talk about a reality check! Heartfelt sympathy to you, your mate... and family xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Yep... I have the flu too, so I'm not feeling very special... with ridge gone, I thought I d just hang around until the fireworks go off.. or my old posts dissapear once and for all... and then I'm off on adventure. Might give yahoo groups a look see... and set up a group for Stalky's meet greet and tweak nights. :p But maybe I'm just feeling sick and need some chicken soup and a blow job. Hugs Stalky or so 'they' say... Ridge is gone again? Man...they're falling like flies around here... Im a bit like this damn virus we both appear to have atm stalky...stubborn and resistent to antibiotics so lets sweat it out and see whether there will be a resurrection or just a bunny with a bunch of melted eggs in his basket....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Yep... I have the flu too, so I'm not feeling very special...I'm a bit flu-ish as well... curious... (maybe those Galleons were the equivalent of 4 beers and I just don't remember? ;) ) lollippy - the amp thing is a bug in their forum code - the ampersand followed by amp and a semi-colon is a special code used to denote an ampersand ('and' symbol) they're not translating it right when it gets stored or displayed.
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RHP User
16 years ago
lolz... Mickle for a second there I thought you just said you love your BRAN. I mean, what this place needs really is a good dose of bran muffins. A couple of bran muffins and a nice cup of tea solves every problem. I also like your idea of lying on the the concrete. Arrhh the memories... I used to love doing that down at the olympic pewl with my buddies after school. Trish, Lipply Mickle and Gaz running around naked... at the pool. yeah. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'devineone' All a bit to close to home for me , just burried my mate friday who lost the will to live and find love "again"..can only hope he finds the peace and love that this earth never afforded him..and maybe his tortured soul will be at peace All I can say is I'm really, really sorry...Now, chin up, square shoulders, get that broom...and get to work sweeping my kitchen...can't stand all this dust just lying about...and i've got cooking to do...cheersJose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
i'm sure mikle and lippy are gunna be hungry after their roll and play in the sandpit...and trish loves her food...got some nice icy carrots for ya trishhow do ya like ya prawns stalky?...grilled?...stir-fry?...raw?...dipped in...errrr....nah...leave that one i think...*grinning*jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ahh, theres nothing like a good wake!!! Sitting here with a cuppa dosed with copious quantities of honey which, whilst sooths the throat....is nothing compared to the meds you lot throw around with such gay abandon! Thank phuck for my 'peddlers in pills of the happy kind!'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Or.... will anyone care! xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'sydneyboy3au' Quoting 'stalky' Yep... I have the flu too, so I'm not feeling very special...I'm a bit flu-ish as well... curious... (maybe those Galleons were the equivalent of 4 beers and I just don't remember? ;) ) lollippy - the amp thing is a bug in their forum code - the ampersand followed by amp and a semi-colon is a special code used to denote an ampersand ('and' symbol) they're not translating it right when it gets stored or displayed.Damn bugs are everywhere....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mr_sheen_live' Or.... will anyone care! xx especially around here...cos you're likely to end up walking funny & of course everyone cares...just in varying degrees.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Dang!! ICK factor is off the richter on this one!! Hi Sweety, Read your profile..interesting...just a small point about your breast feeding issue please....Any adult male who gives good sexual satisfaction to Women of any age ..those women would automatically force those male partners to feed on their breast, lick the teat, suck it to the women's satisfaction till she reaches orgasm... Ohh! I guess that 20yr old adult male with limited experience could drive you to orgasm..you would not need to breast feed him..you would force him to feed on it. Right? If not then you are frigid....BTW I am well experienced to handle women as of you.. Regards, Shanky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Dang!! ICK factor is off the richter on this one!! Hi Sweety, Read your profile..interesting...just a small point about your breast feeding issue please....Any adult male who gives good sexual satisfaction to Women of any age ..those women would automatically force those male partners to feed on their breast, lick the teat, suck it to the women's satisfaction till she reaches orgasm... Ohh! I guess that 20yr old adult male with limited experience could drive you to orgasm..you would not need to breast feed him..you would force him to feed on it. Right? If not then you are frigid....BTW I am well experienced to handle women as of you.. Regards, Shanky Oedipus....exploring his "oedipal phase" that all...when he has explored that, then he might be ready for Big School. Hopefully he will have stopped breastfeeding by then...would be a bit funny seeing his mum run to school to give him "bitty" at recess and lunch. Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Myname, i'm sorry to hear you have been ill. I trust you are feeling a little better now. It's that time of the year, weather changes etc. Have had a few health issues myself which hopefully will be rectified next week. Stalky, please start a yahoo group. I'm in quite a few, well about 25 of them and some of them have been going downhill somewhat lately.I don't know much about amps and semicolons or why they appear but for the past 2 days when I click on Adult Forums, I am able to scroll down forever like about 30 pages worth of computer jargon!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Which one is it?? Maybe i've heard of it. You have to tell me now or I wont let you share any of my desserts. And I mean the ones on my table!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOL..Onebright...Thanks for the absolutely faaabbbulous visuals as a result of your reply....almost wiped the icky ones created by skanky shacky one.... Thanks Desserts: am positively rattling from all the cough and cold meds in downing! Wow! Impressed by your ability to determine your recovery date. Wishing you all the best with whatever it is that dared invade your space xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' or so 'they' say... Ridge is gone again? Man...they're falling like flies around here... Im a bit like this damn virus we both appear to have atm stalky...stubborn and resistent to antibiotics so lets sweat it out and see whether there will be a resurrection or just a bunny with a bunch of melted eggs in his basket.... Who's falling? Who are they falling for? Well i'm still lurking and don't have the dreaded lurgy. Its all the gym works outs, or maybe it was the flu shot? Hope you lot get back to your normal healthy selves soon.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'CaptJackSparrow' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' or so 'they' say... Ridge is gone again? Man...they're falling like flies around here... Im a bit like this damn virus we both appear to have atm stalky...stubborn and resistent to antibiotics so lets sweat it out and see whether there will be a resurrection or just a bunny with a bunch of melted eggs in his basket.... Who's falling? Who are they falling for? Well i'm still lurking and don't have the dreaded lurgy. Its all the gym works outs, or maybe it was the flu shot? Hope you lot get back to your normal healthy selves soon. Well well well...look who's decided to come out and play!! Good to 'see' you Capt'n Whilst some may have decided to bail....good to see some of the die hard's stickin around for the forum autopsy results You raise an interesting question tho....I wonder if we have any potential romances going on since all this meet & greet stuff commenced...hmmm
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' (especialy when you remembered not to ask what to dip the prawns into)(Whew) MMM hot buttered bran muffins!! Shall we put our order in to Jose, Gaz? I want Rasberry jam on mine!! OOps just had a visual Hot Buttered Gran Muffins oozing rasberry jam.. oh no i lost my appetite. Cant we just have normal apple blueberry muffins Gaz? Oh Trish tomatoes grow fast and easy.. plant more. Im sure I've gone off topic.. Eulogy for forum..hmm It's not dead Lispy It was just I wasn't here for a while. Now I'm back place seems a whole lot brighter hey?! Yup Mikle PMSL Oi Mikle...lispy? Are you casting aspersions on my speach impediment? What I want to know however, is ...how the heck did you know??!! It's only a temporary condition tho I'm hoping to find better uses for my tongue...and seeing as how mine is constantly hangin out whenever you're around then...maybe..just maybe you could help me out....HINT HINT not so subtle lippy...
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RHP User
16 years ago
as ibendbananas or something.was pointed out by another ex member.been flirted by banana man but didn'trealise. photo was hella weird so i ignored it.sorry ridge manEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Earl!! Funny that....another MIA mate of mine is back too. Could this be the bone yard of the dating world?....oh the plethora of opportunities to play with that one....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
so myname do you mean even if i find someone hot and sexy...the perfect man for me i will eventually come back thats depressing hahahaha nah no man could ever get me off here now....when i come back i decided...no man would run me out again so everyone...ner ner ner your all stuck with me feel better soon people...must be going around i have half a dozen of my dozen kids off sick with it...nasty stuff love and kisses to all that are sick mwahhh roxxy xxx ps...devineone my sympathies hun.. nothing worse in the world than losing a loved one....may they find the peace they so desperately wanted xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I hope you do find some HOT and SEXY bloke Roxxy...and maintain your position amongst your fellow ooze ponders. Whats wrong with having your cake and eating it too? Absolutely NADA! Just ask...oops...nah better not go there....'whistles innocently' Sorry to hear so many are unwell at the mo. Lots of tlc, warm beverages and as much cold and flu meds one can squeeze into their body. Disclaimer: the aforementioned advice is not advice whatsoever and therefore should not be taken as such. The writer of said 'un' advice is somewhat delusional at the time of penning this response due to lack of horizontal harmonizing.
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RHP User
16 years ago
i have the perfect remedy for you if you have a fever...grins...jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
It seems this RHP bloke has taken it to the next level...here we have an example of having your cake and eating it too The EXTREME sport... Hey, this is my old couples profile as I split with my girlfriend last month. So im using the remaining credit I am keen to see if we click and get started with some norty fun. (If you only meet couples then I will soon have a new playmate so lets swap contacts until then). But if you do meet nice single guys then I guess the first step is to chat more off this site... right? Please add me on msn using *****@hotmail.com or call / txt us me on ********* Too funny!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Hey Earl!! Funny that....another MIA mate of mine is back too. Could this be the bone yard of the dating world?....oh the plethora of opportunities to play with that one....lol The BONE yard.... yeah.. thinking thinking thinking.... right... ;-) Where old farts go to die and the young ones look on with interest... Good point really - if you look at the people that post in the forums - most of us are 35+... not many younguns here.... hugs Wayne
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2' as ibendbananas or something.was pointed out by another ex member.been flirted by banana man but didn'trealise. photo was hella weird so i ignored it.sorry ridge manEarl Ummm Earl, I went n had me a look see at this profile see... and I have to say, I'm dubious... that fella hasn't even been on for over a month...Mmmmrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
does this mean ya not gunna call him...???maybe he has a nice sob story for ya to listen too...go on....let him pull a few of ya strings...hehe...jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hm, only problem is...I think I've run outta strings to pull..... Do you happen to know where I can go to get 're strung'? lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'comeandgetme68' i have the perfect remedy for you if you have a fever...grins...jose... ohhh jose you tease...you know i dont play with taken men....damn you Trish you stole my man lol mwahhh to you both roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
those big strong rubber bands are for, huh...?arrange a meet, take a couple of those buggas wif ya...and then...TWANG !!...TWANG !!....hehe...but maybe not on his private bits...'cos that really hurts....jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
teasin'....hehe...and she is called pleasin'...now, where shall i put this hot water botty, huh...?just lift up your t shirt and i'll nuzzle it into your tummy...why roxy, i'm...i'm...i'm speechless...that is the most beautiful pair of....jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Nah.. that can't be Ridge.. for starters Ridge is big on manscaping.. and secondly... that guy in the picture apparently has no dick. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'comeandgetme68'those big strong rubber bands are for, huh...?arrange a meet, take a couple of those buggas wif ya...and then...TWANG !!...TWANG !!....hehe...but maybe not on his private bits...'cos that really hurts....jose... Rubber bands eh? Im likin it....AND on his privates....Oh yeah babeee!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'niceguy0068' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Hey Earl!! Funny that....another MIA mate of mine is back too. Could this be the bone yard of the dating world?....oh the plethora of opportunities to play with that one....lol The BONE yard.... yeah.. thinking thinking thinking.... right... ;-) Where old farts go to die and the young ones look on with interest... Good point really - if you look at the people that post in the forums - most of us are 35+... not many younguns here.... hugs Wayne cigar...bones...do I need to give you any more hints as to where my mind was and always is? lol Oh...and FYI, Gen Y is starting to make an appearance in the ooze pond...I can name...at least..erm...5...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'comeandgetme68' teasin'....hehe...and she is called pleasin'...now, where shall i put this hot water botty, huh...?just lift up your t shirt and i'll nuzzle it into your tummy...why roxy, i'm...i'm...i'm speechless...that is the most beautiful pair of....jose... La La La i have my fingers in my ears and im ignoring you La La La La La damn you and your sexy arse jose...my mind is doing naughty things to me La La La La La La La ...jose's arse La La La La La La ....jose's arse La La La La damn ...going to bed....at least i still have Frank roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
at least banana man got a free plugahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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bondage_reality
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Hey Earl!! Funny that....another MIA mate of mine is back too. Could this be the bone yard of the dating world?....oh the plethora of opportunities to play with that one....lol but my bone is broken
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