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Q- Single's Club....

September 22 2009

"Come in and enjoy our luxurious establishment where you can meet girls that will cater for your every desire"....  OK.. well, I haven't been to this club so I can only guess what is involved.....   But I was wondering... what's my every desire and would they really cater for it? Anyway, I'd like to be rooting half a dozen Dollie Parton lookalikes, you know... a selection of cross dressers, transexuals and women that have enormous norkos, breaking out every now and again with "working nine to five" and boot scooting around me slapping my arse with ping pong paddles ...... so I thought I'd ask you... what would be your every desire?

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    and I'd imagine you just described nearly everyones fantasy when you mentioned... GIRLS teeheeHugsMrs P

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I want the masked ball fantasy..Room full of men catering to my every pleasure of erotic sexual orgasmic heaven..OMG!! Yes!!  hahahahahahahah

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I'd love the masked ball thing too sweet. What a hoot not knowing what was going to happen next.   Awwwhhh C'moin Peachy it's a good fantasy! You watch....   Working nine to five *slap* what a way to make a living *Slap slap slap*Barely getting by *slap* it's all taking and no giving *slap slap slap*They just use your mind  *slap* and they never give you credit *lick face, lick dick, lick nipples*It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it ... *pull the dick, slaps feet, stomp, stomp, step, turn around, clap* heheNine to five *slap* ouch not so hard bitch for service and devotion *thump*You would think that I would deserve a fair promotion...... etc

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Want to move aheadbut the boss won't seem to let me...I swear sometimes that man is out to get me...They let you dream just to watch it shatteryou just to step on the boss man's ladderbut you've got dreams he'll never take away... (I am so ashamed I did not have to google that... )sung by Dolly Parton look alikes as they bind you tightly and string you up, not forgetting to suckle and nibble at all your sensitive areas so they're WET before attaching and inserting the electrodes in all those for the remote control that give mild electric shocks for any misbehaviour...  Ahem... well, excuse me... got a bit carried away there Hehehe Sweet... how about adding that masked ball dance scene where they dance to the song 'Golden Dream' from the movie 'A Knight's Tale' HugsMrs P

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I missed so much living overseas 13 yrs..ffss..I got to google everything!! hahahahaha..sniff sniff..   Gaz..I wonder if I could arrange that..secret masked balls..mmmmmmmmmmmmm...Who has got any ideas for a perth spot to hold that..Anyone want to offer their mansion..pmsl...I want to be the hostess..Then I get to pick and screen the men..OMG!!  My head is a racing with this..So many ideas!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I've always fantasized about this. I've never actually got to watch people going at it and I've always been curious whether watching in the flesh would get me going. The venue question is probably the most difficult one: I'm stumped. I thought of a function room or community hall, but somehow those both fall short of an 'ideal' setting.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Pass on the communitys halls..lolololol.. I  might have to keep a reg post going on the masked ball..You never know who might read this..

  • tamworthguy46

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    16 years ago

    Let it go Gaz....it will drive you crazy if you let it !   sweetpetite....Yeah a wild sex romp at the salvation army hall...... maybee the womans group could put on sanga'bs and coffee.....and have the band there to ? to realy set the mood !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    in the movie, 'The Story of O'  as wellHugsMrs PPS Gaz: not entirely sure if you remember that the movie '9-5', with Dolly etc, has scenes where they do restrain the boss... and the remote control... whisks him up to the ceiling when he's being naughty hehe

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Tam???? hmmmmmmmmmm.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I believe in miraclesWhere you fromYou sexy thangI believe in miraclesSince you came alongYou sexy thangMiracles right before my eyesYou sexy thing got me hypnotisedDon't stop what ya' doingWhat ya' doing to meMy angel from above lying next to meHow did ya' know that I'd be the oneBeen a long time cumming only just begunDoing all the things that makes my heart singKeep doing what you're doing you sexy thingOnly yesterday I was on my ownJust another day later my mind was blownHow did ya' know I needed you so badlyKiss me babyYou sexy thangYou sexy thangTouch me babyYou sexy thangYou sexy thang   If Gaz gets to have his weird Dolly thang... then I want a '70s roller disco theme with mirror balls (hehe) and all of Hot Chocolate's greatest hits playing while everyone is having a wild orgy on the skating rink, is that too much to ask? :P

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Sophie.......roller orgy...now your talking......I like it, I like it alot !!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Sophie!!!  Def not to much to ask!!!!.  I would come to that party..LOL. Great idea for a swing club theme..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Ohhh the memories~ hehe. Thanks Soph!  All that ice... all those erect ta~tas? wooohoo!... all that sliding and grinding! Man, I love your fantasy! Maybe we could get 20 -30 people together and hire out the Canterbury skate rink for a couple of hours.. hehe... put ice hockey helmets on and we could franchise the whole event worldwide... well... maybe not in Utah.   HUgs Gaz

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    .....naked disco line dancing (the girls all have to wear ABBA boots, though, compulsory)!!! When instead of clapping at the end of the move, you smack the ass of the person next to you!!!! lol   Night fever, night fever.... *SMACK*We know how to do it..... *SMACK*Gimme that night fever, night fever....*SMACK*We know how to show it....*SMACK SMACK SMACK* (thanks Gaz for the inspiration for this one, yay! :P)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Id like to go to a no pants party like on harold and kumarI could cause alot of trouble at a party like that!ohhh the possiblitiesxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I have the boots and the ABBA scarf like dress..LOL....So I am ready...When we doing this disco?  This is sounding more fun than the masked ball...Sophie. You have changed me girl!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I can't see any reason why we can't have a masked roller ball hahahaCheersMrs P

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    That last shoulda said Sweet in the heading...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hahahahaa..OMG!!  Too dangerous. Cant see people comingfrom the side clearly if your skating. hmmmm..better maybe that you have to were the masks in the orgy arena only.. ohhhh..I also wanna wear those sexy lil hot pants that Kylie Minouge wore in a video clip years ago..the gold ones..Only I want them in a torquiose color

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    a pair of those black pants and top that Olivia Newton-John wore in the movie 'Grease'... n while I'm at it I'll put in a request for 'Summer Nights' sung by Olivia & John Travolta. We'll need two lines of couples facing each other to start with to perform the square dance... lots of twirling... pretty dresses n no knickers for the gals... Mesh undies for the men and braces to snap! I'm exhausted, who knew this creativity would so take it out of me... How do ya do it Gaz??? B= boy/ Danny G=Girl/Sandy B: both G: Tell me about it stud! B: I got chills. They're multiplyin'. And I'm losin' control. 'Cause the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'! G: You better shape up, 'cause I need a man and my heart is set on you. You better shape up; you better understand to my heart I must be true. B: Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do. Both: You're the one that I want. (you are the one i want), o,o, oo, honey. The one that I want. (you are the one i want want), o,o,oo, honey. The one that I want (you are the one i want want), o,o, ooooo The one I need. Oh, yes indeed. G: If you're filled with affection you're too shy to convey, meditate in my direction. Feel your way. B: I better shape up, 'cause you need a man G: i need a man who can keep me satisfied. B: I better shape up if I'm gonna prove G: you better prove that my faith is justified. B:Are you sure? Both:Yes, I'm sure down deep inside.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Great choice Mrs P! OK.. obviously all the lads are lathered up in baby oil... and an erection is essential for the "jive" moves in the break.   If we ever get these choreographed and costumed..... maybe one of the clubs will put on the show for you Mrs P! We can hire a portable ice rink.. lol.   That's a night I would find difficult to resist!   Hugs Gazza

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Thanks, flattery will get you everywhere! hehehe And I'd pay to have that scene reenacted from 'Footloose' where Kevin Bacon is 'dancing' to 'Dancing in the Sheets', that is sooo hot! HugsMrs P

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Orders some d&a testing to this thread. Yanno u guys got ta stop licking the screen just afta ya used spray and wipe on it. hehehe.   xxMiss_Honeyxx <<