RHP

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Play things

October 18 2014

It got me thinking the other day when I was looking at my favourite moisturiser bottle on my bedside table. What's the strangest thing, object whatever that you have used to masturbate with?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Prickly pear....knots

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Well maybe more weird than strange....ME xxQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    i was about 10 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have a lot of fun stuff on hand but I have used to handle of my hair brush, a few different vegetables and I once had a guy who wanted me to use the gear stick in the car.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Veges have double use. Butternut pumpkins are good. Other things that I just might keep to myself lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Did a honey dew on the beach. It was a great fuck. Felt like a pussy. Nice and wet. Made a small hole and squeezed him in. Then humped it good and came inside it. I wish I had a kinky lady that could have eaten it. Maybe next time.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I mostly do not stick things inside me, so its all out side stuff Pillow, teddy bear, hair brush once the head of a carved snake. I cant cum standing up so its always something rubbing me when on my back or humping a pillow. Tontine ( side sleeper) was my first boyfriend cucumber ( washed several times before hand and with condom lol) and yes thrown out after its use. but lets face it you cant beat your hand.

  • 6exxy

    6exxy

    11 years ago

    Being the hair brush would be orgasmic 😘 A conversation with you would be priceless

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A can of Impulse body spray ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    hahaha that cracked me up bro i can see it now She was a good fuck ! Hahaha Personally my opposite hand which is redickulous !! But i have fucked a ladies vag with a pollywaffle :-/ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    There is a dove deodarant bottle that flirts with me. Has a nice rim, that is almost like a full lip of a glans. But, the lid worries me, so I have rejected it's advances.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    But..... It was just an ordinary cucumber but it was very cold so I zapped it in the microwave Felt fine on the outside but as you know microwaving heats things from the inside....let's just say that it collapsed and turned to mush upon insertion!!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    are best. Peel and eat afterwards. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Jayjay, thanks for the visual! I must say I'm boring, have only used proper toys and an electric toothbrush.

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    11 years ago

    Fruit and vegetables, when I was teenager. Once I was old enough and had the money, I started buying toys....💋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Im now looking at melon balls in a whole new light....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'ralf74' I have a lot of fun stuff on hand but I have used to handle of my hair brush, a few different vegetables and I once had a guy who wanted me to use the gear stick in the car.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Have used fruits and vegetables - bananas (too soft), carrots (too small), cucumbers (too green :P), cob of corn (was nice but too hard), and an eggplant (just right!). Then there are play things I don't wish to disclose lol But the strangest play thing I've played with and still do, loves to watch me lose control and go into orgasmic bliss every single time without needing to cum himself. (And for that, I love you, you freak! *muah*) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    .. you ladies used your hairbrush like a potential rock star.. Not the end with the brissells I hope ? When I about 10 years of age I put paspalum in my neighbours pussy when we played doctors and nurses... Does that count.?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    i knew it, you eat men for pleasure. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'surfsmurf' Did a honey dew on the beach. It was a great fuck. Felt like a pussy. Nice and wet. Made a small hole and squeezed him in. Then humped it good and came inside it. I wish I had a kinky lady that could have eaten it. Maybe next time. Of you putting the bit back in the melons, then sneaking it back in the shop with the others... I am so checking the melons for flaws now. You know when you give them the sniff test to see if they are ripe? I can say to the check out person , this smells a bit old , kinda like cum for some reason?

  • twintownjack

    twintownjack

    11 years ago

    Many years ago there was a knock on the door, i answered and there was a woman standing there asking if my partner was home (i had never seen this woman before in my life) she explained that she was a neighbor and needed some help if my partner was available. I called my partner and i left them chatting at the door. After she had left i asked what that was all about, the response still confuses and amuses me to this day. The neighbor had been masturbating with a can of impulse (female deodorant) to which i thought, so whats the problem then. She had used the top end first and the top had come off whilst inside, she was unable to remove it. The reason she was at the door was to asking for my partner to help her remove the now firmly stuck item, my partner advised she should visit the hospital as an untrained person could cause damage due to the sharpness of the rim of the top.To this day i cannot understand why she was using the top end first, Having spoken with many nurses that work in A+E there have been many strange items that have required removal

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    No, I didn't do the gear stick, I thought about it but a bit like a door handle the thought of my hands all over it all the time, the germ monitor went ewwww no! I can't remember what the gear shift was like in the VT Commodore at the time, I think it was probably easier than the fat gear shift I have in the Cruze now. I don't think I could get a condom over it but the thought of a lubricated condom all over it anyway doesn't sound that appealing. I did see some pics of a woman fucking a gear shift though, think it was in a contact magazine. There is a section dedicated to what women put in their pussies.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'twintownjack' Many years ago there was a knock on the door, i answered and there was a woman standing there asking if my partner was home (i had never seen this woman before in my life) she explained that she was a neighbor and needed some help if my partner was available. I called my partner and i left them chatting at the door. After she had left i asked what that was all about, the response still confuses and amuses me to this day. The neighbor had been masturbating with a can of impulse (female deodorant) to which i thought, so whats the problem then. She had used the top end first and the top had come off whilst inside, she was unable to remove it. The reason she was at the door was to asking for my partner to help her remove the now firmly stuck item, my partner advised she should visit the hospital as an untrained person could cause damage due to the sharpness of the rim of the top.To this day i cannot understand why she was using the top end first, Having spoken with many nurses that work in A+E there have been many strange items that have required removal Definitely a rookie mistake, lol..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A curling iron, unplugged of course!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    When I was a teenager I had a very soft plush puppet it was a koala from one of those Aussie expos. So much fun and up for it at any time no matter what... shit, where is that damn koala :)

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    11 years ago

    Have used the handle of a new paint brush on Mrs Luvs ass some time ago.It even had a butt plug type shape contour to it. Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Google plushies..you will find soul mates😜xxFreya