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Noisy sex

January 23 2010

Gag me please !!!!!!! From http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/mp/6711600/woman-faces-jail-if-noisy-sex-continues/ A British woman whose noisy sex sessions were officially branded anti-social behaviour has been warned she will face jail if she fails to stop the excessively loud lovemaking. Caroline Cartwright was given an eight-week prison term, suspended for 12 months - meaning if she engages in over-noisy coupling again in the next year, she will immediately be put behind bars. "I've heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbours would be upset and distressed by this," judge Beatrice Bolton at Newcastle Crown Court said on Friday. Cartwright was served with a civil order over marathon romps with husband Steve, described in court as "unnatural" and "like they are both in considerable pain". Neighbours at their home in Washington, south of Newcastle in northeast England, had complained about the noise - as did passers-by and the postman. Cartwright was served with an anti-social behaviour order (Asbo), but admitted at a previous hearing to having violated it almost immediately, and repeatedly, in April last year. An anti-social behaviour order is a civil order made against people deemed to be a public nuisance, and is more typically issued for young delinquents using threatening behaviour, or disrupting the peace. At an earlier hearing the court was told the local council set up special equipment in a neighbour's flat and recorded noise levels of 30-40 decibels, peaking at 47 - as loud as a conversation in the same room. Cartwright told the court she had tried to restrain herself. "I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal," she said, adding: "I have tried to minimise the situation by having sex in the morning - not at night - so the noise was not waking anybody. "I may be sympathetic to it, but it is not something I am doing on purpose." On Friday the judge said: "An anti-social behaviour order was made against you in rather unusual terms," adding: "The difficulty here is that the first occurrence was the day following the order. "Then three days later you breached it again. In addition it's quite clear from the small extract I heard that you made no attempt to silence yourself," added Bolton. Passing the suspended sentence, the judge said: "It needs to be a prison sentence because you need to be deterred ... If you commit further offences of this nature that sentence will be passed and you will made to serve it."

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RHP User

16 years ago

Hehe - Imagine if they found out about Getyourroxy's uncontrolled squirting. Maybe they'd deport her!! Bloody poms.

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16 years ago

Oh my... I am going to have to start being quiet !!! I never knew I could be arrested !!! Now I understand why guys often try and gag me or shove a pillow over my face. Or is that just because I'm ugly ?? Hugs, Ms Saturn

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16 years ago

What a law that says it is anti-social behaviour!!I you ask me it is very social behaviour. I do like a bit of noise but have never been with a real screamer ....now that will have to go on my list!Ciao Hermes PS any offers lol

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RHP User

16 years ago

If she goes to prison, I wonder if she will be allowed conjugal visits with her husband? They'll have to book the solitary isolation padded cell and hope it's sound proof. Maybe her and her hubby are better suited to remote rural life or lighthouse keeping? The wildlife might join in with a chorus of kookaburras or galahs. In fact that and a couple having nosey sex could become a popular tourist attraction.

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RHP User

16 years ago

OBS you said "Gag me please..." Ok - I'll do that but can I use the whips and chains too??? Saturn - The men in uniforms are coming to arrest you.. does that help? Do you like men in uniforms :-) Wayne

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RHP User

16 years ago

I wouldn't stop being noisy....it would feel so unnatural! (well for me at least, i know everyone is different) Maybe i could persuade the arresting officer into not carting me off to goal, I'm sure i could show him why being noisy is sooooo much better :P

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RHP User

16 years ago

Jeese.... "Won't someone please ball gag this howler"? hehe... I'm sure the judge was thinking along these lines whne he sentenced her to 12 months "good behaviour". :p Hugs Stalky

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RHP User

16 years ago

The neighbours should be berated for censoring the couples expression of enjoyment. I try to encourage my partners to "sing" when they are happy :) A woman who expresses herself is far better than one who doesn't make a sound and then complains that the man doesn't know what to do. A woman should either moan, scream or at the very least directing traffic... we men are simple folk after all. Just going by the profile photo (and description)... Ms Saturn... ugly?!?!... I think NOT!. The guys are probably just caught off guard or scared of waking the meighbours.

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RHP User

16 years ago

Yes..I read this this morning...over my morning coffee..... Could she be possibly that bad? I think the neighbours and postman are just jealous..Shame on them! :) sweetpetite41<<<<< sometimes needs a pillow too!!!....MFM..oopsy!..:)

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RHP User

16 years ago

Goverment setup equipment to record love making, awesome. Tax dollars finally doing something right!

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RHP User

16 years ago

should be used to muffle the people who don't like the screamers. Ladies, keep on expressing your enjoyment!

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RHP User

16 years ago

Better go check my letter box in case I have another complaint from the Council/Neighbours *rolls eyes* Jealous buggers hehehe. xx Miss Honey xx <<

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RHP User

16 years ago

IT WOULD BE LIKE SUM1 DOIN IT IN YA HALLWAY....MIND U MY FRIEND LIVES IN WAT I CALL MELROSE PLACE N HE HAS SUM SCREAMY SKANK THING HE LIVES WITH AND SHAGS BUT ALL THE OTHER GIRLS IN MELROSE ARE STARTIN 2 ASK HIM OUT ALOT CUZ THEY THINK HES GOOD.......SO IF GUYS WANT 2 SOUND EXTRA STUDLY MOVE IN2 A PLACE WITH PAPER THIN WALLS AND LOADS CHICKS LIVIN AROUND IT

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RHP User

16 years ago

LMAO....Jean_Girard u funny man i suppose i shouldnt tell u i am a screamer too lol i have been told to get a pillow...but only once and believe it or not he was a bloody pom lol Roxy

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RHP User

16 years ago

OMG! Just last night I'd mistaken a couple having sex in the interchange bench/shed of a soccer feild for a noisey dog. Realised my mistake and returned inside gigling..... Good for them!

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RHP User

16 years ago

Thats what sex on the qt is for me..... Lerve the dirty talk....sex sounds...its a package deal!! yummmm

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16 years ago

My expereince is that any couple with children has to have a bed full of pillows.... There's no sex... just pillows to wedge either side of those arm flinging kicking little rugrats so you can get some sleep. Now that they've grown up... the pillows are great for using as a sling... placed under the lower back of your lover and lifted by your arms from wither side, they help provide great assistance and extra leverage... and do not leave thumb bruises on your lover's hips.... for the really deep action... pushing the back of the head into a pillow with one hand doubles as breathe play and muffles the screaming, while you're driving deep in the doggy position.... another carefully placed pillow under the hips in the doggy position makes a great set of reins... again.. no thiumb bruises.... and finally pillows at teh top and bottom of hte bed for when you both collapse into a sweaty heap... I mean, who can really be bothered trying to turn around in the right direction?... nah... sleep where you fall. HUgs Stalky

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