M67
My apology
April 11 2010
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wannabyummymummy
16 years ago
Some people are soooooooo sensitive!!FFS this IS supposed to be fun cant people take a joke??i thought it was great and the responses i read all seemed ok too geeze back to mind numbing it is i guess
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh no! It's true you don't know what you've got till it's gone! I missed the donut post- now the idea of a cinnamon donut is all I can think about..a warm, moist cinnamon donut with all the sugary cinnamon sticking to your lips- can't help but lick your lips just thinking about one! Hmmm I bet Stalky took it on a binge- a little birdie tells me he's been cutting carbs...he probably crept in when you weren't looking! Word of warning to all...Watch your pie, tarts, donuts, custard horn..even your vanilla slice!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Aaww mooka..maybe you should have stated how many donuts you can fit on your penis..and ask us gals which we prefer to eat hehehe
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RHP User
16 years ago
"Donuts, is there anything they can't do?" Soz mooka....obviously donuts are not as sexy as fruit, ice-cream or chocolate :) Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Cait_Sidhe'Aaww mooka..maybe you should have stated how many donuts you can fit on your penis..and ask us gals which we prefer to eat hehehe ...so funny, was thinking the same.... Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I found your willful and outrageous ploy to destroy my self control extremely offensive...particularly when others were flagrantly exhibiting their 'distaste' for anything tubbaaay.... how verrrry daaaare you!! (Im on a Little Britain rampage atm) ps: Just for the record...I did no such thing...rather sad when one is unable to exhibit a sense of humour, as well as their genitials...which I hasten to add, some of which are also bloody funny...like come onnnnn ppl...some of those things are damn oooogly!!! Heres to exhibiting scenic gentials and posting sterile sexual subjects..ONLY....(oops....apologies for flippant references vaguely resembling humour)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Did somebody mention "custard horn"?? Nom nom nom. I can understand how a discussion on donuts can get completely out of control. Lucky for us the moderator is also on a low carb diet!! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sorry mooka if came across that way, sometimes its hard to detect sarcasm or a homourous tone in a written message without accompaning vocal. I read forums for a laugh sometimes and thought my comment might be found humorous. Not saying all forums should be sexually based, but you could have eaten both donuts in the time it took you to post the forum. Now, on a more serious note, i have two six packs of beer, which should i drink tonite, the Coronas or the heinekins. Evilboy
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RHP User
16 years ago
I fail to see how a discussion on donuts could be offensive considering the other posts on here. Strange.
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RHP User
16 years ago
intrigued & curious
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RHP User
16 years ago
someone in moderator land must have something against food, earlier this week I was desperate for help with my fresh horseradish root. I thought with all the keen and friendly gardeners on this site..(everyone always seems to be "mowing each others lawn") I asked for some suggestions on the best way to grate my root, horseradish that is. And the post didnt even make an appearance ... My humble apologies to all that may have been offended if that post had ever appeared. intrigued & curious ~~~~I did manage to work out my root problem and now the proud owner of a horseradish cream that burns the hair out of your nose...imagine wasabi x 10 ! phoar...its good!!!!
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platinumblonde69
16 years ago
Unfortunately i didnt see it..but..i too have had the thought of seeing how many "Krispy Kremes" can fit onto a cock..lol..and then eat em all off....think the hole is bigger in them than a cinnamon donut..hehehe
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RHP User
16 years ago
wtf? Did they really Mooka??? Why on earth would they do that? I might seem dumb, I know it wasn't about sex and all, well at least last time I looked it wasn't, but it was fun and friendly and not hurting anyone.I've noticed a LOT of threads have been deleted lately, some quite rightly, but seriously, what's with the bloody forum police!!!grumpy lilmiss x
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RHP User
16 years ago
i was so impressed with ya donut thread i went out an bought a donut farm :):)
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RHP User
16 years ago
that post mooka, should have been deleted it was offensive and repulsive...imagine how those poor donuts felt being talked about like that....they would have felt ashamed of the way people were talking..... i for one am glad its good and eaten...i mean dusted... no no i mean forgotten damn donuts with their yummy cinnamon...and even yummmmier chocolate coating doh now iv forgotten what i was ranting about.... roxxy xxx.....off to donut king for tea....lmfao
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RHP User
16 years ago
Drink the good stuff first!...then when you get to the crap it won't matter so much....would be a bit of a waste the other way round! and Mooka you just keep doin what ya do mate! I personally appreciate topics that are not sexual from the outset, even if thay end up that way in the end. Man i find things like squirting topics, vagina shapes, dogging, kinda boring.Cheers Nev....Mr not obsessed.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Willing to be proven wrong but have a sneeking feelingthey have a problem with company names..ie free advertising..obviously don't know but when I have mentioned names in full, posts seem to never appear or be deleted quickly.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Cinnamon donuts from Donut King ..versus Chocolate topped donuts from Krispy Kremes..transported on Banga sisters coach supplied by Volvo. Film equipment supplied by Sony....lmao
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RHP User
16 years ago
Not enough fun around here. I read the donut post had a chuckle thought nothin more (apart from he's lost it and maybe needs a good woman to share with. ) I hope things don't get that bad for me. Fab.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Donuts could be very sexy if you tried them on. I wonder what you would catch if you put one on. ( just more fun. Shouldn't we make this post top 100 to annoy the annoyed). Where's the banga sisters)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Mooka, Now I'm at a loss...thought could be sponsors names... ie company names. Why on earth did a good fun post mysteriously disappear into the ether.. Another idea...sometimes fax messages and emails don't get to the person you sent them to...also your own posts don't appear on this board.....my theory.... they end up in an electronic mail box ...somewhere... run by aliens ..(or the CIA..lol) maybe someone was hungry n stole your whole topic...A Topic tasting of cinnamon donuts...ummm different
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RHP User
16 years ago
damn good idea Fab...lets see if we can get this one over the line for mooka and just on topic...Fab, you would catch me if you put a donut on you look tired hun, you need a holiday...tassie is good this time of year.... roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I believe Stalky pushes his penis though the still warm/moist donut to make that perfect hole everytime... :-)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Donuts on the penis..good idea ..But...let them cool down first. Never got past the first one ...and what's this about eating them off..who's that bloody nimble..I nearly broke my neck. DO NOT. ......... go straight from Donut King to Gents toilet... and try this out...unless its at leat a 15 minute walk...take my word for it...burny burny..Freshly made donuts are not meant for this. Don't want to brag but the hole is not that big either..probably why it burnt more... cos the bloody thing split open. Don't say you haven't been warned...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
My donut fell off ........
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RHP User
16 years ago
must have been one of those "mini" donuts you big duffa! intrigued & curious
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RHP User
16 years ago
it was meant to read .... not one of those "mini" donuts... intrigued & curious ~~who is the duffa now...:(
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RHP User
16 years ago
ya should profo reda before ya post...heheyep, those hot donuts...with scalding!! hot jam in the middle...definitely cool them down first...me finks i need ta see how many donuts will fit on my peni...errr...in the bag ....now i just need some help in taking them off...anyone feeling hungry..??roxy..??...hehelippy..??...giggling...maybe grumpy lilmiss...oh dear...me finks i am in big trouble with you-know-who...jose......nup, not today....
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol.... I promise to read and re-read alllllll my posts before pushing the send button in the future! intrigued & curious
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RHP User
16 years ago
me first, me first, me first god i love it when i end up under you jose roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
...and what's even more hilarious about that last comment Mooka, is that your profile shot looks as though you are laughing because the doughnut has fallen off! lmao.
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RHP User
16 years ago
why jumbo-sized my sweet...with BIG holes...so they fit real snug!!he-he...and roxy, soooooooooo, do ya think ya can get ALL the donuts off in one go..???*blushing*jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'comeandgetme68' and roxy, soooooooooo, do ya think ya can get ALL the donuts off in one go..???*blushing*jose... well il have fun trying roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Loved this donut thread so seems as fitting place as any to retire. Happy munching and may all your donuts be jam filled! Tx
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RHP User
16 years ago
just passing through..... intrigued & curious ~nibbling donuts....
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RHP User
16 years ago
That this was a open and easy going forum, so much for being a adult forum where we can openly discuss anything, personally i found nothing offensive, some people just need to get a life Rich
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'richo01au' That this was a open and easy going forum, so much for being a adult forum where we can openly discuss anything, personally i found nothing offensive, some people just need to get a life Rich just scratching me nuts...errr...me head...and wondering what ya want rich...directions to a donut shop maybe..??jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Or is that the whole point of this post? Hm, pays credence to the any hole theory.. Anyhooo...Jose' what tha? Who will you be in trouble with for doin the donut fandango with your RHP fanciers? Is this goss?? Ooo I hope so....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mooka I think you brought it upon yourself, even though you can carry two hot coffees and 6 cinnomon donuts you really need to except that jam donuts are much better than cinnomon donuts, how can 100 percent of coppers be wrong???
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just after i started work on a United States Air Force base in 1994, my boss asked me to duck out and grab some nibbles for some visitors due soon. So off I go, know that that being in the good ole US of A, fast food etc will be everywhere. I was right, just outside of the main base entrance was a string of take-away places, one of them being a donut shop.As I drove in, I noticed there were only three cars in the carpark, two local country police cars and a state police cruiser. So in a went and that is when the fun started. There were the cops, in three booths, each with a mug of coffee and a BIG plate of donuts infront of them.Well I started to laugh, first is was the polite smile come snigger, then I couldn't help it. I just stood there and laughed out loud, damn near had tears rolling down my cheeks. I laughed so hard I snorted, I got hiccups, but I just couldn't stop laughing.Now of course this did draw some attention, first a bit of curiosity, then some whispering then well some outright anger by the donut munching police. One of the local yokels got up and came across to me, demanding to know " Hey Bud, what is so freaking funny, you looking for trouble or something"After wiping my eyes, successfully stopping my hiccups, I explained that it was just the sight of them all stuffing donuts as that is all we see of the local police on TV, being a foreigner and all. Well the cop started to get angry, then he turned and looked, and saw what I saw - six overweight cops with a now empty plate of donuts infront of each of them. He started to laugh, and soon all were.Thank fuck they had a sense of humour, the buggers could have shot me and got away with it too lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just after i started work on a United States Air Force base in 1994, my boss asked me to duck out and grab some nibbles for some visitors due soon. So off I go, know that that being in the good ole US of A, fast food etc will be everywhere. I was right, just outside of the main base entrance was a string of take-away places, one of them being a donut shop.As I drove in, I noticed there were only three cars in the carpark, two local country police cars and a state police cruiser. So in a went and that is when the fun started. There were the cops, in three booths, each with a mug of coffee and a BIG plate of donuts infront of them.Well I started to laugh, first is was the polite smile come snigger, then I couldn't help it. I just stood there and laughed out loud, damn near had tears rolling down my cheeks. I laughed so hard I snorted, I got hiccups, but I just couldn't stop laughing.Now of course this did draw some attention, first a bit of curiosity, then some whispering then well some outright anger by the donut munching police. One of the local yokels got up and came across to me, demanding to know " Hey Bud, what is so freaking funny, you looking for trouble or something"After wiping my eyes, successfully stopping my hiccups, I explained that it was just the sight of them all stuffing donuts as that is all we see of the local police on TV, being a foreigner and all. Well the cop started to get angry, then he turned and looked, and saw what I saw - six overweight cops with a now empty plate of donuts infront of each of them. He started to laugh, and soon all were.Thank fuck they had a sense of humour, the buggers could have shot me and got away with it too lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
I liked that story so much i posted it twice (damn RHP, give us a button so we can delete our OWN posts - how damn embarrassing lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Joizes mooks..... and i had no idea u were a copper... must be the blue suit u were wearing lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'comeandgetme68' Quoting 'richo01au' That this was a open and easy going forum, so much for being a adult forum where we can openly discuss anything, personally i found nothing offensive, some people just need to get a life Rich just scratching me nuts...errr...me head...and wondering what ya want rich...directions to a donut shop maybe..??jose...Na ! just need someone to put them on and take them off without using thier hands :D
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RHP User
16 years ago
All this talk about doughnuts and sex and sexual organs has made me horny and hungry. Apart from the fact that I will now get a woody everytime I walk past Doughnut King and Cinnamon Suger is now a 'talk dirty to me' word, I think there should be a doughnut night at CI - bring your favourite doughtnuts to share aka "bring a plate" or fancy dress "come dressed as you favourite Doughnt" I think doughtnuts would be pleased with their make over. Now in the realm of aphrodisiac! Now for coffee..."Short Black" is that a conundrum?
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RHP User
16 years ago
It should be easy to identify fellow RHP'ers now, they will be the ones that start giggling and laughing whenever they walk pask a donut stand at the shopping centres lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mooka'I liked that story so much i posted it twice (damn RHP, give us a button so we can delete our OWN posts - how damn embarrassing lol) yeah but it was funny enough to read twice...so all is good roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
1 dozen cinnamon donuts made a special appearance at Melbourne drinks night... very happy donuts I think... intrigued & curious
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RHP User
16 years ago
I hopes those norty sugar coasted circles of fun behaved themselves and didn't end up hanging of nipples or other appendages lolGoing to have to change my profile pic to include donuts pmsl
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RHP User
16 years ago
I heard that you heard that .....ok...where was I? Oh yeah... I like you....do you still like me??...'twirls my hair and shuffles my shoes in the dirt'....
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