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Mile High Club

October 05 2009

sex

I am interested in joining the Mile High Club but would like to be able to REALLY get into it, not just do a quickie in the toilets of a Boeing or oral while pretending to sleep (I'm sure wé've all done the hand-job / masturbation under the blanket).    In my fantasy I'd be able to recline the seat all the way back, strip naked and go for it ! For some reason (apprently a legal one !), the local airport is NOT very obliging !    Several airlines at Moorabbin airport advertising "joy flights" (they didn't define "joy"), said they do not offer what I require !!! Shame on them !  I'm sure I can fuck with my seat belt on !    There's got to be a pilot out there with a plane in his hanger, that is just waiting to fulfil my fantasy ???   Seriously has anyone tried to arrange this and succeeded ?   I found one site online where you can hire a private jet for sex but they charge around $10,000, a little out of my league !   The curiously aroused... Ms Saturn

Comments

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Hey saturn86   I have a hang glider if you were interested......But you would have to hang on upside down with your legs ?.....Just thought I'd offer ?   Seriously.....you should be able to hire a little plane as joy ride, from a small operator, tell them what you want to do, it wouldn't be the first time someone had asked them !........It Probably starts at $200 per hour depending on the operator and the plane !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    A good mate of ours just got his licence... Not sure who's fly the plane though..And i don't think there's any Cessna's out there with reclining seats =PMr Oz...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Someone mentioned this b4 as a joy ride out of north queensland.... i.e. groups of people go on a short flight and swing... up there.... I'll try and find it when I get a chance.   Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    We did it once, kinda spooning with the blankets covering. Makes for a slow, uncomfortable screw as the angles are all wrong but it was fun anyway and we didn't get a trophy so must have gone unnoticed.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I only know of the one in Perth which is no where near the price that you have, what a ripoff!  The one in Perth is about $500 well was a few years ago and you even get a gift basket of romantic things, and a certificate.  There is a curtain between yourself and the pilot and you have about an hour up in the air.    Try googling or contacting your small local airport in your state.   In my travels as a drop master, there is no shortage of gutted out cessnas used for rescue, skydiving etc. If you have no luck with your local small airport, try some of the small country airports, close to the city or perhaps where you may go on a country weekender.  Pilots have to keep up their hours, so you might be in luck in convincing one to let you get jiggy wiv it in the back.  You might have to bring your own camp mattress, as the floor will be hard as well as providing some cushioning around the hold points on the floor. Ya don't want your knee hitting one of those, I know! I wouldn't suggest an air mattress either, as it could puncture with any shifts in the back. It also wouldn't be that hard to erect a barrier between you and the pilot either.  I would expect that the price would be similar to that of normal joy flights, otherwise keep shopping around.  You will give the boys n girls something to talk about anyway hehe.   Have fun.   xxMiss Honeyxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ms saturn, my immediate thoughts on yr dilemma - y not get some rhp (other other like minded ppl) and split the hire of a private jet bw you all.... hire a jet for as long as you can afford ..... and fuck yr brains out in yr very own rhp mile high club. Dont know how feasible this is for you ... but sound like a fun way to join the club :P 2b :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Preorganising an allowable mile high experience would seem to lose some of the thrill. Surely part of the mile high thrill is the public nature of the experience. I guess if you're actually bonking the pilot while he's flying could be a thrill. Then I'd suggest finding an acrobatic pilot and trying it under some negative G's.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ok, the club rules are with a stranger you met on the plane....hostess (or cabin crew) included. Your wife/husband/partner does not count.....all to easy to join otherwise...Emarites A380 first is what you need, Double Bed and slip some $USD to the crew to leave you alone. I have the same fantasy for the A380. Singapore business class has very wide seats on the 777, if you get the last row it is possible to climb aboard on the long haul when the crew are resting....about 10 mins after they change for a sleep and only one is on.....now you just need to find a suitable reason to go on a business trip......PS....4 time member....only one out of the toilets though. Planes....777 Singapore, 747-400 (upstairs) Qantas, A340-600 South African, twice, front Business class dunnies, once with a hostie....now we catch up at the airports instead.....

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Mmmmm Acrobatic........Maybee The red bull Air race could have a interestig twist to some of the races.....A 6 G  orgasim lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Cheeknaughty,   I'm not one for following rules but it would be a shame to go to all that effort and not qualify to join the club on a technicality (ie, I already knew the guy) !  I am open to the idea of the pilot watching and maybe joining in... then he would count as a stranger !   Or... I could post a request here asking for an anonymous male to meet me and at the particular airport at a given time, and take it from there ! Or I could request a couple, bring my friend with me and then we'd all qualify and have fun.  I wonder if anyone would be up for that ?   I quite like the idea of turbulence, adds to the feeling.  I've always enjoyed roller coasters so Puppy's idea of an acrobatic flight is appealing.  As for parachuting... mmmmm... I'm picturing group sex... I REALLY like the idea of trying to screw while free falling...   I have lots to inspire me. Stay tuned and I'll gladly share what I learn.    xxx Ms Saturn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I have worked with Airliners in different capacities for a number of years.Seen it done in every corner and sometimes before or after the flights on board.From Economy to First Class.From Cockpit to Cargo Compartment.From Jump seats to cabin crew beds.What matters is what you do.Sex is sex, no matter if its done on a ship, in a submarine or onboard an aircraft.(Outter space excluded from ruling due to lack of gravity)Some people struggle to get it up and resort to Viargra.Others use the aircraft to get everything up.I rather spend the monet on a Penthouse suit with a King Size Spa and quality dining.Then creative thinking kicks in and you are already as high as it gets on top of a solid building.Don't take it too seriously.Have fun.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    If you locate a willing pilot in the melb area saturn then please let me know..i have a gal who would love the experience..even better if she thought the pilot maybe watching and taking notes..lol cheers and good luck with your search