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MIA Men! Bloody sooki lala's
December 30 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
I had a friend on my msn for over 6 months...We have seen each other on cam in chatroom a few times..Now he was here in Bunbury to work for cpl days..He was held up at work...np...ok well come for dinner...never heard from him again...Funny I have not seen him on msn either...Not even a call to say sorry or what his excuse was...So for me he is another one of these guys that are all talk and no meet....Too many of them I reckon! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! sweetpetite41<<<<
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RHP User
16 years ago
The flood of topics in the firums about why don't people respond to my messages and I send off flirts and don't get a replies, annoy me at times. The level of response you will get is in direct proportion to the effort you apply to both your profile and your messages. I have no complaints about this site when it comes to getting responses from the people I message. The MIA people well what can you say about that there is simply no excuse, especially in this day and age of electronic messages. Guys if you want to meet women then make an effort and then actually show up. LC
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RHP User
16 years ago
nah....never....have been stood up though....and expecting ta empty ma balls...????i mean...really...that's a bit crass, don't ya fink...???why, slap my butt if i turn up expecting a rooty toot toot...treat a woman wif respect...if she likes ya, that's all and good and if she doesn't....at least have the balls ta pay for her meal...mwahjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
If Mynameonurlips represents the vocal majority then it seems womanhood is now more emancipated than their men folk. In the sense of who is the more timid... The battle of the sexes is hotting up going by the spate of recent posts. Chaps with gripes and now the alternate viewpoint. Sincerity is an important factor... as this is not a computer game playing against a fictitious and imaginary entity. It's people interacting with people and if you're on a promise... then you should keep it. It's like the unlimited reasons some will find for being late for work... when in fact they are lazy buggers who don't give punctuality a high priority.
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RHP User
16 years ago
failed to show up to a meet, sometimes i wished maybe i hadn't....lol No not really i didn't mean that, i understand that its a big deal for a Lady to meetup with a guy for the first time, and hey its kinda a big deal for us guys as well...ok me anyway!especially if meeting on my own!But yeah everytime some no balls nancy boy chickens out and leaves her hanging they just make it all themore difficult for the next fella to get a date/meet.I have never been stood up on my own, or as a couple either, but it appears that goes on as well.Why.....? are they just playing games, or are they sneaking about behind their S.O's back, i not know!Cheers Nev.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Crass? Moi? Maybe running a little low in the blood sugar level dept at the time of posting & didnt make my usual effort to sugar coat my, upon reflection (diatribe) duly noted oh wise tool-belted one
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RHP User
16 years ago
exactly why we stick to stuff that vibrates, they're always there when we need them ;P XOXO, Mei & Lee
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Myname ...I hear where your coming from..ive only been stood up twice..not a great feelingBut what pi**es me off....some will chat on msn nearly every day...then will meet me.they expect to jump my bones getting what they want a few times..then come up with excuses when i want some play..i will give them the benefit of a doubt the first time.But not a second time...but in the mean time i dont hear from them again....so now i feel that i was an means to an end..Hence ive become more cynical of peoples motives...they dont really want to see if we can become friends first and i only finding that their flattery is false...so i tend to take some complements with a grain of salt as i feel that their Not genuine.NOT ALLthough...So i rather that they didnt turn up...than being used as an object till something better ( younger prettier nubile woman) comes their way then im forgotten about.as in no contact at all.Common courtesty..with a simple txt saying...ive change my mind would surffice...but some are gutless with no style.so im of the mind now...if they dont want to get to know me at my pace..having meetings as well as chatting before the sex starts....then its not on...its their loss in the end not mine feed up with the pressure to have sex..on the first meet or only communicating to only get used...So your not on your own us girls have to stick together and be genuine not like the players..and be true to ourselves..as we only have ourselves that we can rely upon.xoxomumma..keep on smilling
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RHP User
16 years ago
I think these guys have good intentions to turn up but the fake tan thing on the ring mark on their finger hasn't taken in time so they chicken out or the wifes weekend away got cancelled.
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RHP User
16 years ago
As always, wonderfully put heymumma. Since stumbling across sites such as RHP it never ceases to amaze me how some use the internet as an 'idiots guide to misappropriating their intentions' and all for the sake of what exactly? Whacking off ALONE to a fantasy of what could be 'if only'?? Unfortunately, there are not enough Nev's & other 'friendly' male forum contributers to go around. As Eunuch so eloquently put it Sincerity is an important factor... as this is not a computer game playing against a fictitious and imaginary entity. It's people interacting with people and if you're on a promise... then you should keep it. It's like the unlimited reasons some will find for being late for work... when in fact they are lazy buggers who don't give punctuality a high priority.
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RHP User
16 years ago
i personally don't know why anybody would go to the trouble of joining this site (any site), creating a profile, composing messages, coversing with somebody, arranging a meet up...and. then. not. show. up. !!?? doesn't make sense to me. i guess there are always circumstances, but i'd say a small percentage of these "no shows" would be for good reason (e.g. an emergency, family crisis etc). so i think u ladies/men/couples should name and shame them...start a thread and post up their usernames so other ppl can be cautious about meeting with them. It's never happened to me, and i've never done it myself either. these guys need a good lesson in manning-up.
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RHP User
16 years ago
pretty lame if people dont even bother calling you... let them be, karma will get them one day, what goes around comes around. find real men like me, at least i have the balls to turn up, and i am shy as when meeting new people. recently met a chick for drinks and look forward to meeting her again next week(not of this site). we work on the same mine site which is freaky lol. also i got nothing to hide, i am single.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have been thinking all afternoon about your post Myname. All I can come up with is that the lack of decency and respect demonstrated by the "no show" reflects more on nature of that person...the "no show" is simply the evidence. Inconvenient, disappointing and crappy as it is...essentially no harm is done. As they say...NEXT :-) But, I do wonder about the expectations some men have on this site. Some men offer their opinion that paid membership is not worth their money. As I understand it, paid membership offers the privilege of communication...not the guarantee for sex! We all have a right to consent and not feel pressured in doing so. Some men, rather than reflecting on the pattern of repetitive "no's" they receive and possible reasons for it ...push the barrel and almost demand that women meet them, with an agenda on the table. And then wonder why the answer is "no" again. I know...I'm off topic (sorry) Communication...effective two-way communication. It's a winner.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'SpankkRock' i guess there are always circumstances, but i'd say a small percentage of these "no shows" would be for good reason (e.g. an emergency, family crisis etc). so i think u ladies/men/couples should name and shame them...start a thread and post up their usernames so other ppl can be cautious about meeting with them. Maybe a feedback system like a certain well known auction site uses would help. "Was the sellers description accurate?" "Did the article arrive on time?" "Was the dinner cost reasonable?"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Stumped isnt only a term used in cricket...cos Im not batting up, nor gearing up in whites or pads..but stumped I am...all due to the following message received only moments ago: "hi Looking for the same. To enjoy each other in the bedroom and explore each others likes on a mutual level. I am very sensual and get turned on when I am pleasing you, Its all about taking each other to where we both want to be. Its hard to express myself on this, so give me a call on ******* or send me your number as if you really are looking for enjoyment within your limits then Im your guy J x o x" Firstly,who the hell are you? Secondly, have you even bothered to read my profile? last but not least....you are a definate 'no show' material buddy.... Positve points....at least he said Hi and took the scenic route for asking for a 'root' ARGH>>>>>>>J runnin thataway>>>>>>>
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RHP User
16 years ago
You have a knack of turning a negative into a positive! Your creative 'recycling' of the NSNB's is pure genius! Only problem is...how do we corrall a bunch of no show, no ballers? (creating my own acronyms now...lol) spankk: naming and shaming is ilegal. Pity we can't cull NSNB's however there u have it....
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RHP User
16 years ago
FFS some guys just will never get it......"the pussy and tits brigade" how do you edumacate these cocks! they are just so missing out...on the most important bits, like the mental connection, that closeness to be sharedwith another person who will let you into her mind and personal space (and i don't mean vag...lol)The very essence that makes sex so brilliant..!Rant over!!!Nev.......slightly pissed off because this attitude seems to reflect on the rest of us.....back me up here Eunuch!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well we know how that feels, NO SHOWS.... Not only did we cam up in msn and chat, gave our mobile , we organised a really nice apartment down the coast with dinner at a lovely restaurant for the actually play. GUESS WHAT !!!! He DIDN'T show up for the meet. We've had a number of guys do similiar stunts with us. We try and arrange a quick meet for drinks and chat before the actual play to make sure everyone is comfortable with each other. Is that so hard to do??? A phone call or text to say they can't go throught with the meet would be simple courtesy we thought. Obviously not!!!!!!!!Some then have the gall to come back on line a few weeks later with a piss arse excuse and expected us to forgive and forget or carry on as if nothing has happened by sending us flirts and msg WTF........Thanks to the cpls and girls that do show up for that drink :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
That is one of the nice ones Nev! I'll censor and reveal some of the other gobsmackers which will leave you in no doubt that men such as yourself and the 'few' other friendly male posters are a rare commodity! Join the revolution ladies and gents! No more NSNB DSHWWH'ers on RHP...seek life elsewhere!
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RHP User
16 years ago
DSHWWH is....????....i keep seeing DISH...please enlighten me of fair lady with the yummy boots...jose...>>>...grinning and waving...
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RHP User
16 years ago
It seems dear Mynameonurlips is being inundated with time wasters, so we should point out that others more wise and considerate do exist. Signs of them are here though not heralded by self praise and empty claims. There's that old saying that the brain is the paramount sex organ. Seduction by suggestion and anticipation is an art form that deserves the accolade of 'Master'. Oddly enough the exponents don't always practice this for conventional sexual outcomes. They are people who understand the female psyche and facilitate in those who play an experience and degree of eroticism which goes far beyond the realms of simple and plain sex. Like music massages the soul through sounds, all other senses are heightened in every possible way to place the recipient in a special pleasure zone as if hypnotised. To call all men time waster is to do mankind a great disservice. For often those who are so skilled are not prone to proclaim this, for they are part of an alternate culture, a lifestyle extraordinaire. There are elements of this we can all learn from. For it would be nice if a relationship never tired as infinite variety was part on an extensive journey of ultimate pleasure. This is something for the woman folk here to ponder and exchange through woman's secret business. For there will be women here who know of what I speak....
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RHP User
16 years ago
As someone who got stood up only 2 weeks ago I can state tht it not only us guys who lack a little in the respect and manners department. Funny thing is she was the one doing the asking, I supplied my mobile number just in case, yet after waiting an hour still left hanging there...lol Strangely enough upon next logging on to rhp, no message to say got caught up etc and when I did send a blunt one asking why I was set up to look like a fool, reply was anger at me for asking. Folks it just comes down to basic respect and good manners, seems some have it some dont.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I got married waaay back in about 80, something!!! I put a LOT of piss on.. and soem damned good food.. I was rolling in money, and liked spending it.. 8 out of 120 ppl didnt show at all... Sometimes, VIPs like our politicians and movie stars dont show at their OWN functions!! :) I have never said I would meet someone at a particular place, and not shown.... but, I have had it done to me a few times.. Of course, I am an unatractive looking creature at the best of times.. so, I guess I cant blame the poor gals :) I guess we just have to understand it is all a numbers game... If we arrange to meet one person, and he/she dont show up, then 100% is bad!! If we arrange to meet 100, and 15 dont show up, then 15% you hardly notice.. Undestand the media we work with.. "lonely people logged onto a sex site, playing out their fantasies, posting photos which are maybe a few years old, and maybe stretching the truth about their size, or looks, or anything obscure, and suddenly they are faced with being "Found out" **chuckles** fibbers cant really fib about something when it is face to face :) So good people.. how many of us have RECENT photos, and are TRUTHFUL about our size and/or OTHER issues? I know I am, and damn it.. I dont do well on here at all :) Having said that.. I wont come to meet you expecting sex, EVEN IF you tell me you are going to fck me on site!! HAve fun with people people.. otherwise, you begin to hate tehm.. and that is really detrimental to your psyche!! cheers Kman
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RHP User
16 years ago
We are not sooki la las and I take offence to this whole post. We have feelings. Prick us, do we not bleed? Women just do not appreciate just how sensitive we really are, even though we do not show it... or admit it. So please be gentle with me over the next 12 months while you reject me and slice me up with your razor sharp wit. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Onebright! Your thoughtful and insightful analysis of this and all subjects I've read in forum perfectly illustrate the degree of character that it missing in the NBNS DSWWH crew. Communication skills to name but one, is supposed to be at the core of what differentiates our species from the others on this planet. Of course the lack of said skills is not confined to males. However, one can only conclude, from the responses we've attracted thus far, two things: 1/ Higher Percentage of No Show offenders are men 2/ Men are less likely to contribute to dialogue of this nature therefore confirming reduced aptitude & profficiency in the area of communication skills. The rammifications of same is not only obvious on this site but globally. However, I digress. As intelligent, thoughtful beings we must make a decision albeit a tough one as it severely limits choice. A decision to uphold our values, adopt a zero tolerance to flaws we find distasteful, and seek out associations with like minded people. Hardly rocket science however I can all but imagine how satisfying any union would be if we adhered to this basic principle. Having said this, however, this does not in any way exclude random acts of libidinous, salacious activites with scenic candidates. I believe its known as having the best of both worlds....lol Thank you to all for your highly entertaining & thought provoking insights xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
DSHWWH= Desperately Seeking (any) Holes With or Without Hair. No apologies for the crass nature of this basic albeit accurate description....lol Cavey, awesome post mate! Stalky: I hope whomever you are referring to gets the opportunity to take you at your word..and see if you really do bleed...LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
I couldnt agree more with Myname with your acronym.Even Trish..made a great point...how do you know who are the genuine ones.I even like Trish's idea,we could put collars on these ones with a lead...hehe..and carry a whip and order them to like our boots and trishes..and if they dont lick them right...spank their tushies....lmaoxoxoheymumma
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RHP User
16 years ago
Heymumma & Trish! Oh yessss! My serotonin induced appetite for all things not vanilla is ...soaring! All juiced up and nowhere to go....BUGGER!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey My name and Trish.......Ive got silk ties so as not to hurt their pamby pamby wrists...heheand fruit shape ice cubes...since trish and i are fond of fruit....lmaowe could also use a big feather to tickle and tease them with...lolOr we could show them how to do it..while their bound up...heheso that they can see what they have missed out on.xoxomumma
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey EveryoneI have thoroughly enjoyed reading your banter.Its both entertaining and true.I like the ice cubes ..any candle wax too?Rod
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RHP User
16 years ago
Deadset drooling here.....Yikes! Losing My vocab...My tenuous grasp on reality.. Oh, before I go on losing anything else...I have THE most awesome set of leather padded cuffs that won't bruise or batter....delicious latex cock whip which is aching to be taken out and 'whooshed' against the delicate petal's 'Mr Happy'...even the odd ball gag to stiffle the sounds of whatever it is we can collectively manage to extricate from their tethered tonsils.... and then........there is BRUCE (insert ominous music) or as Mrdarkness would call it...One Hung Ouch! aka....come near me with that & Im gunna cry.... um.....I gotta go....cold shower...
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RHP User
16 years ago
You are toooo much ....special new years eve kisses Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Wishing you and the delectable KJ simply THE best NY ever, Lets OWN 2010...yehaaaaaa
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RHP User
16 years ago
HMOS....holy mother of...****....hehe...myname...bruce sounds dare i say it....urrrkkkkkkk....i'll think i pass on bruce...but all the other pieces of norty delights....hmmm...yummybring it on...jose...>>>...giggling and keeping both hands firmly in front of tush...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh Jose! BRUCE is a pussy..(ok so not literally, one could say the anatomical reference is all but a conduit to his working his magic) BRUCE: Big, rambunctious, uniqe celebrative entity And, you may be pleased to know, he is not only the pleasurer of botty's but all other bits to boot! Clever little BRUCE....
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RHP User
16 years ago
despite the anagram, I have to say i'm with jose on this oneBRUCE makes me think of the shark in Nemo, my Mum's uncle, and for some reason it always has a sort of "gay, biker, bear" association... eh, who knows
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RHP User
16 years ago
What is it with names? Now poor old Bruce is getting picked on. Wasn't it enough that no one any longer names their sons Cecil, Cedric or Cyril? Seeing this is a pick on guys post I think some retaliation is in order… How many ladies here have the misfortune to be given an unfashionable name such as… Gertrude, Myrtle, Fannie, Agnes, Blanche, Mamie, Daisy, Nannie, Mildred, Henrietta, Winifred, Winnie, Flossie, Virgie, Lettie, Wilhelmina, Madge, Polly, Blanch, Charity, Constance, Muriel, Pinkie, Kitty, Clementine, Lovie, Winnifred, Ethyl, Hedwig, Oda, Dottie, Icy, Ossie, Tinnie, Patience or Fairy? Worse still if the christian name and surname result in ridicule… Amanda Lay Anita Cock Anita Hoare Anna Mull Barb Dwyer Bea Sting Carlotta Tendant Carrie Oakey Eda Dick Eileen Dover Faye Kinnitt Helen Back Ivana Tinkle Jaqueline Hyde Jenny Tull Martha Fokker Paige Turner Shirley Knot Sue Ridge Tanya Hyde Teresa Green Tess Tickle So there don't pick on poor Bruce.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Having been on the receiving end of a couple of 'no shows' I know how it can feel. Personally i'd call the guys that don't show whimps. They are probably just on here for a perve and not serious. I quite like the idea of a feedback system like a well known online auction site, as propsed above. We could have questions like: 1. Did they show up? - Yes - No 2. If they showed up did they look as described/pictured on their profile? - Yes - Mostly - No The answers (anonymous of course) should remain displayed on their profile. From this we could derive a "reliability" percentage. We'd need some mechanism to stop people just posting negative reliability info even if they didn't arrange to meet. So how about it RHP, it could be included with the validations stuff.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I don't know that people would all want their profiles shown, so that would suggest it should be anonymous - and whether anonymous or not you could just game the system with faked accounts unless only paid accounts could leave feedback.If I failed to meet you and you left me negative feedback, I could game the system by overwhelming your downvotes with my fake account upvotes. eBay feedback only gets close to working because it has a sale/transaction system so you can't just leave feedback at any time - and even that has a chequered past with the way they've handled neg feedback from buyers and sellers. (Further, if you look at the history of just about any forum who used the reputation system in vBulletin you'll find it was enabled for a month before it was pulled down after being useless other than as a popularity contest, I don't know that phpBB ever had much of a reputation like system widely used. Reputation in Stackoverflow style sites works somewhat well, but that is very specific to the type of site).(sorry for the monster post, reputation/trust problems online was something I was quite interested in for a while)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh man...that has to be one of the best thready things ever! Thanks Eunuch/Bruce....for a genuine laugh out loud...with some rolling and my butt included....that it what roflamo, um..roflmao...is isnt it?... Capt & syd....wow...think tanks or what? For what its worth Im impressed...
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RHP User
16 years ago
email just sent to my (in)box: ' life is too short, i love your profile lets meet' Dude...no...DUD....in ya dreams mate
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RHP User
16 years ago
You may have just missed the opportunity of your life.... It's just like a person applying for a job... lots of applicants... some look good on paper... some are more articulate... some are more worthy and some don't fill the criteria. The only reason a person gets the sack is because the original selection process was flawed... they picked the wrong person... someone who did not deliver and was not up to expectations. To simply read a resume without a job interview assumes the selector is infallible. Thats what seems to be the norm here. That's assuming a profile can be treated as a resume and the first message an initial application. The devout claim that the Pope is infallible... now anyone who condones people catching AIDS rather than use protection must be fundamentally flawed. Is it just me or do some women act as if they are infallible and reject based on first impressions without meeting and without really knowing if the person is a poser or a good proposition? Just my two cents worth of observations.... Someone's got to be the Devil's advocate.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Interesting and most relevant analogy Eunuch. Having recruited MANY staff (not so many lervers) I can draw the parallel between the two, particularly where online 'dating/bonking' is concerned. As a bossy lady...erm..I mean...boss, I look for 1/ The applicant has clearly read the add & "fits' the position description 2/ Both essential and desirable criteria is identified in a succint albeit thorough & articulate manner 3/ Said application demonstrates the candidate's ability to successful 'seduce' me into wanting to know more 4/ The interview phase I also agree that some candidates just dont look good on paper, however I do not wish to waste my precious time nor theirs, in engaging in what would only be labour intensive and potentially a lose lose situation for both. This game is one which requires a giant leap of faith even when one follows ones own procedure & protocols. I guess the key to any successful 'recruitment' is in the ad...hmm...food for thought :-)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Interesting and most relevant analogy Eunuch. 3/ Said application demonstrates the candidate's ability to successful 'seduce' me into wanting to know more Well thats probably where most of us fail. Clearly the message you received didn't meet point 3. I would also say thats probably where most of us fall down. Trying to send a message to the person and convey that you can meet their (usually unspecified) criteria and get them interested is almost an art in itself. This is one area where I fail quite regularly and of course doesn't make it to the interview process. But once i've mastered the art it promises to be an interesting interview.
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RHP User
16 years ago
For some reason, I am feeling remarkably generous today & as such I feel compelled to provide you with some feedback. I see no impediment to your obtaining an interview with any woman of your choosing. You display not only the essential criteria, but the desirable component is also of an acceptable standard. Ok, so maybe its just the t-shirt you're wearing....Lets not split hairs.... work it babeee, sweetness, nutsack, work it!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
hmm, Eunuch said The devout claim that the Pope is infallible... now anyone who condones people catching AIDS rather than use protection must be fundamentally flawed.However : If we all rigourously followed the teachings of Catholosism, Aids would not really be an issue and the Popewould indeed be infallible!Perhaps it is we the population, who are indeed fundamentally flawed.On the other hand perhaps it is the bible that is fundamentally flawed.Cheers Nev, Ahmen to you God, Jehova God, Allah, Satan, Yourself, or whoever you believe in ...or not!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hi Nev and KJ, Just got this vision of earnest door knockers peddling righteous dogma, which is only one step removed from Tom Cruise and his beliefs... Sometimes I tell them to piss off yet other times I feel bored and fancy the challenge... With them peddling that their beliefs are more important than my beliefs... Sadly there would be no swinging among the parishioners... though what is taught and what is done in the church are not necessarily the same. There are the 10 commandments... so one would expect them to be held in the highest regard... yet the Medieval, Episcopal, Papal and Spanish Inquisitions put paid to the concept thou shall not kill. So did the 200 years of holy wars sanctioned by the church and known as the crusades. Thou shall not make for yourself an idol... yet the church and in particular the vatican and most cathedrals are plastered with ornate crucifixes and madonnas. Many encrusted in jewels and precious metals. They even keep relics of past saints and prey to them. Not to forget the oppression young pupils who have suffered at the hands of cruel nuns and priests. Nor the sexual abuse at the hands of libidinous priests. Seeing that AIDS does exist, which may be a cross over virus from monkeys, then one would expect a compassionate ruling which is going to provide a solution rather than guarantee its spread, and all the misery it brings. The fundamental teachings of love for your fellow man and church interpretation and practices has not always been compatible, as history will clearly testify. These distortions are not restricted to one religion... as fighting over such beliefs has led to much bloodshed. Catholics Vs Protestants in Ireland, Muslims Vs Jews in the Middle East, Muslims Vs Hindus creating conflict between Pakistan and India and Muslims Vs Buddhists in Thailand. There are many philosophies on how best people can live together, not all are based on superstition. It totally escapes me why people in Africa, or anywhere else, should not use every measure to protect again disease. I can understand when one has a small tribe in the wilderness wishing to survive a trek taking many generations, that reproduction is an important element and that a waste of seed will be detrimental to that cause. Many of the early dogma were based on common sense rules for survival. Avoiding pork was another. The world population has grown incredibly since ancient Hebrew times, as has knowledge, science and technology. I find it ludicrous that we should be locked into a mindset that was appropriate then but not applicable when it comes to the transmission of AIDS. Sorry for hijacking the thread... will now humbly step down from my soapbox.
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RHP User
16 years ago
That was a hell of a sermon!....lol Yep you can step away from the Lecturn now!I have tried arguing the point, with Jobobs in the past....but man they have more points than a porcupine!Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Must admit I would be unhappy if I was stood up and cannot understand why it happens on a site like this. Be nice to have the opportunity to be stood up.So is it just that people are trying to get the wrong people? Or maybe those with the gift of the gab are the only ones getting to 1st base and they are the ones that screw people over on the way to 2nd base.To avoid confusion, 1st base being getting a reply to a message, 2nd base being getting a meet setup.
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RHP User
16 years ago
What's even worse is when you take a leap of faith and do invite someone over/out, they come over and then after an hour you think all is ok and then with no notice you're left standing there after an excuse is made that they have to leave. Even when an explanation is given you cant help but feel incredibly rejected and wondering what you did wrong! Its a very slippery slope I suppose and a risk you must take in order to 'maybe' get the end result you want but at what cost.....the cost of your self-esteem??? A high price to pay. And its no wonder ppl go into hiding for a while after these experiences, its called self-preservation. Its a basic concept, do what you say you're gonna do or don't play a part at all. Simple :) Elljae x
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RHP User
16 years ago
Brace yourselves.....exposing more of the crap thrown our way: Are guys also receivers of such trash or merely givers?? "H... I am 29 years old guy looking for fun. I know how to treat a women. I can treat you from toe to head. All styles 69, lick everything you want. Just try at once. 101 percent sure once you will try than you will be addicted. Circumsized...8.5 Inches. hairy body...If any thing you wanna ask just ask. You can sms me also on *******. If wanna keep your privacy than can call with private number. Cheers"
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RHP User
16 years ago
You know, I wouldnt mind so much, this being an adult social networking site and all BUT, read my damn profile before you go sending unsolicited 'dick think' messages...grrrrrrr!! "great legs i must say...and i can't wait to get between them ;) i'm just out of the age group you are looking at but for just couple of days i'll be 38 on 8th of january...so hope you'll read this message :)"
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RHP User
16 years ago
My template reply to WTF's Thank you for your generous offer, however please see below reasons as to why I'm declining same: 1/ You failed to take note of my criteria 2/ You failed to meet my criteria In conclusion, you are just an all round Tosser Peace be with you Critiques & suggestions for additions more than welcome xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am nothing if not fair... and now..for a winning message: HI J, I am intersted in you because u r the who keeps posting the forum and sharing her experiences with others that proves that u r a real and very interactive person. I do also like how u look , I saw ur pics and they r great and attarctive I am not married or anti-social person just want to have a friend who I can call her somestimes to meet and have coffee chat if possible some fun too. I am not after one night stand at all FRIEND or if possible benefits would be great for the start My work life keeps me very busy and it is hard to find a nice lady with the busy life. so I would love to talk to u if u still wanna talk to me. waiting ur reply
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gawdammit Myname. Why'd you have to go and make all my private messages public knowledge? You mean before I flirt with you I have to read your profile too? Women are sooooo demanding! sheesh... too many rules. I'm horny and I need some tension now gawdammit! Can't you just slap me around a little for my indiscretions and then we can get on with it? Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hehehehehe.....mannn i am glad i am not a chicky! gotta laugh or might cry!...or throw things around the room! C'mon dudes lift your game, You dills are ruining it for the rest of us! And no i can't say i get this sort of crap!(on Rhp).....lucky ol me!But get lots of spam on another site, asian girls, african girls, American cam girls, usually aged between 19 & 24yoMaybe thats why i am not particularly enamoured with that age group.....hmmm, so much so that anything on that sitefrom girls in that age group is deleted unopened, if it wasn't for a great bunch of lady friends i have there i would leave!Cheers Nev Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
in your criteria add, All applicants will be graded, pass mark is (add your pass mark%) see below for selection criteria and score weighting!Adhered to Basic selection criteria............................(add your percentile weighting)Courtesy and respect............................(add your percentile weighting)Ability to read and comprehed.............(add your percentile weighting)Spelling and punctuation.........................(add your percentile weighting)Originality & imagination.........................(add your percentile weighting)Follows instruction................................(add your percentile weighting)GradingOver (XX%) Will be invited for further interview.Over (xx%) but less than (xx%) You may re apply in 3 months time.(No subsequent applications will be acknowledged)Less than (xx%) your application has been duly filed in the appropriate location it so richly deserves!In your reply, just send the appropriate percentile mark!I am sure you could do this so much better than ICheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Pokes head in and has a squiz at Lippies profile. Lots of "ask me's"… so got to give a bloke a bit of latitude there. Now the hard working guy with a manual job who does not get to mix with the upper echelon of society, does not have a university degree, left school at fifteen, works at a remote mining site with long shifts two weeks at a stretch and is lacking all the aires and graces of a dandy chap who is all charming and suave… is not always a reject. He may in fact earn a fortune, have the body of a greek god, be an astute investor in real estate, flushed with funds and willing to offer a girl an excellent time. He might not be able to articulate his desires eloquently, but may all the same be the most genuine, caring, loving sex god you'll ever encounter. The north west of here is populated with hordes of such single young eligible love starved types who need an education from a lady exhibiting your learned and most desirable attributes. This is what they may deduce by reading your profile?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Standing ovation from TMBTW! (Nev) Bravo! Will require a bit of work and no doubt will eliminate 99.9% of eligible candidates but what the heck....nothing ventured nothing gained....thanks Nev you are indeed a RHP legend!!! Stalky: sorry mate but.. come on...you were asking for it...think yourself lucky I didnt post your latest offer of a private concert starring the three L's. That was rather appealing...however your choice of costumes put me off my smarties....like...you in a sheep costume...Mikle clad in Borat's cozzie and...Eunuch done up to the 9's as Princess Leia?...Crikey! Thats just soo wrong!! Eunuch: Thank you once again for your insights (which I enjoy immensely)...however, surely common sense is not dependant upon ones life circumstances, education and the like? Then again.... Rene Descartes"Common sense is the best distributed commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it."[Discourse on Method]
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RHP User
16 years ago
Horrible beasts! The lot of them! Come share my smarties...I bought in bulk this time...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
love your threads ... message threads that is ... would probably love your other threads as well ... lol. MIA doesn't only apply to blokes (men?). I've had the (dis)pleasure of waiting two hours for a guaranteed-to-turn-up couple at a venue that was a no-show. Mind you - the place made a great capuccino in a mug.
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RHP User
16 years ago
At last! A meaty bite that looks at the positive side of things! (braces for impact...lol) No, unfortunately know-boddy, ignorance and outright rudeness is not confined to the male species. Hence my search for the third gender...
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RHP User
16 years ago
started getting messages from other blokes here in canberra, wanting to know if I had managed to meet anyone, anyone at all?? they certainly hadn't. I haven't yet. been here over a month, no clue whatsoever in what to say in my messages to you girls, try different things, but get the same response - silence. I am rusty - I had a relationship for 15 years, now I am on my own with part time care of my 3 kids - 50 / 50 split. would love to go out for a meal, go down the beach for the day, up to the snowies in summer for the day, without my kids, and have adult conversation, see a movie that isn't kid related, sigh. What I would love to see is women who tell me that I am not for them, if that is the case, and give me some tips about how to attract someone in the first place. I am used to several dates before even going back to your place or mine. I must be a dying breed - I ask for friendship first, so I. Can. Get. To. Know. You... don't need heaps of friends, I have a lot already, but I do need a companion, who if she is my lover will also be my friend. I don't think it is a case of MIA guys, it is more a case of where are all the women anyway?(dons fire protective suit) I am happy with me. I enjoy the company of a woman, I enjoy going out. I want someone who wants to go out, see if there is something there, and go from there. What I think is the biggest problem is that the women on these sites judge a book by its cover- and never get to read the really great stories that are under the physical layer.Peter
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RHP User
16 years ago
Third Gender? Well, that would be me, doll face. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Peter, Funny you should bring up the matter of MIA women (tho for different reasons than the original post suggested) The common theme from the messages I receive from guys is the degree of difficulty they have in engaging with the elusive RHP women. I'm a little disheartened by that as I wonder what the hell they think I am! lol (Strictly rhetorical) I do know, however, that participating in forums certainly improves your chances with the ladies. On the proviso that you don't act like a total goon, tho it works for Stalky....but thats another post altogether...lol Good luck with it all Peter and please keep your fellow forum fanciers 'posted' J xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
In the beginning....there was a BIG BANG..and behold...there was stalky and you haven't stopped since.... Nanoo Nanoo
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RHP User
16 years ago
Happens to me alot. I tend to just get a sudden desire to meet someone, so I mostly organise at short notice. Then when I text them to ask why they didnt even show up, I get "well I didnt think you real/serious". Its pretty irritating, since I am lol.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Must just be picking the wrong guys summer. I'm free whenever you are
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RHP User
16 years ago
You should be contributing to Stalky's latest post on dirty old men!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Interesting and most relevant analogy Eunuch. Having recruited MANY staff (not so many lervers) I can draw the parallel between the two, particularly where online 'dating/bonking' is concerned.I have to say that, if someone is spending all that time make a friend and building a relationship online with the purpose of meeting even I do not understand why they would not turn up. There would have to be a fairly good excuse. Its a date you have set.... stick to itAs I am new to this and as yet have not meet anyone in person outside of the site I would like to know if this happens to the guys. Do some guys get similar treatment?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Welcome to the hallowed halls of RHP GC...I hope your time here is met with equal decorum & decency as you've shown both in forum and my (in) box J :-)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'summer697' Happens to me alot. I tend to just get a sudden desire to meet someone, so I mostly organise at short notice. Then when I text them to ask why they didnt even show up, I get "well I didnt think you real/serious". Its pretty irritating, since I am lol. Quoting '4sure_wa' Must just be picking the wrong guys summer. I'm free whenever you are I checked out Summer's profile and on a superficial level at least 4sure_wa matches her profile. I guess what I may be wanting to know sometime in the future is if these guys in the forums do live up to their promises... la de da de da... Hugs Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
have a cry and get over you problems,,,tomorrow is a new day. dont get why people have to sit and complain all the time, especially women,,,im just so over it...just my thoughts!
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RHP User
16 years ago
You keep reading the posts...grow up, get a set of gonads and take your own advice.... Zero...(tolerance)
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mooloolabacpl
16 years ago
the guys on rhp are so pathetic they say they want to play they beg you to play they get on there knees to want to play but when it comes to a committment its oh i have to work or i am to drunk or it is to far or i am to tired gee guys get your act together either committ or get of the site and leave it to the genuine ones oh and then theres the guys that say they are working that night and you go in the chat room and there they are every niht wanking on cam...lol no wonder girls and couples are so over men and i think the only reason they dont turn up is cos they are bloody married but got single on there profiles.. see guys we know all your secrets so start using better excuses..lol and to the few genuine guys this aint pointed at yous....mmm i feel so good now i got that off me chest...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'sunicouple'the guys on rhp are so pathetic they say they want to play they beg you to play they get on there knees to want to play but when it comes to a committment its oh i have to work or i am to drunk or it is to far or i am to tired gee guys get your act together either committ or get of the site and leave it to the genuine ones oh and then theres the guys that say they are working that night and you go in the chat room and there they are every niht wanking on cam...lol no wonder girls and couples are so over men and i think the only reason they dont turn up is cos they are bloody married but got single on there profiles.. see guys we know all your secrets so start using better excuses..lol and to the few genuine guys this aint pointed at yous....mmm i feel so good now i got that off me chest...lol Whoa! Kinda glad I can't access the rhp chat rooms....even more exposure...literally, to 'all talk' blokes and ladies by the sounds of things...glad you feel better tho sunicouple!!
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UniqueRomeo
16 years ago
I find it hard to belive that people do actually do no shows... especially with the potential of sizzling hot encounters a head. I actually thought about posting about this subjet.... how do you spot genuine people??? Whilst I am so sick of this argument between women and men only becaause guys like the you are refering to one don't represent the entire male population. in fact i dare say that the may only be a small part of it.... yes i am a male but rest assured I HATE them to...Maybe its because of the fact that i am educated and cultured and an active member in the arts comunity living in a country which seems to adore boof head footy players who probably don't have enough sense to see the heads and tails of a 20c coin. My name: I am not attacking you... i guess i am just sick of being typcasted with idiots like this and wonder what it will take to restore womens faith in the male species ...... (name your price or pleasure) though i feel that it is an age old question. Maybe we both really do come from diferent planets.... I also wonder if meeting the right man/woman has all was been this hard? Now... how do you spot genuine people who are willing to play... mmm i might start a new forum on this... Anyway Myname... please have faith... not all guys are fuck wits.... some of us may just believe in old fashioned romance and chilvary...just with a little bit of 21st century sexiness experimento
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Experimento! Great to 'see' you back in forum. I had hoped to get an opportunity to ascertain the degree of damage I may have inflicted on you previously. It seems I need not have spent several minutes worrying...as you do not appear overly traumatised by our earlier encounter...phew! I did a one woman mexican wave when reading your view on the worshipping of sports 'hero's'...One only needs to travel outside of our amazing country to see how good we have it here...BUT when are we going to grow up and gain some depth of character? Moving on, I wish to clarify the issue of 'type casting' all males by the few I make mention via this forum. This is most definately not the case. Confuses me no end to learn that readers take offence at references meant only for offenders. However the target audience, in all probability would not comment for fear of cutting off their supply of potential victims. That being said, I appreciate the efforts of those who champion the rights of their fellow man and woman & use this public place to express their mutual distaste of bad manners and downright ignorance. Above all, and for what it's worth, I find feedback such as yours validating and encouraging! In conclusion, how does one spot a genuine person? As far as I can see, it is quite a lengthy process and one which has been discussed several times via this medium. Communication, consistency and committment. If you or anyone else knows the answer or has ideas, I'm keen to hear them! Cheers and thanks again experimento! J
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RHP User
16 years ago
grins....this is such an entertaining thread...ya just make me laugh and giggle...as ya swat another forum poster to the ground...hey...i got lots of flies at my place...ya wanna come and swat them for me...hehecheersjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Better than gagging at the mention of my name....lol Thanks Jose'..my scenic scrumdidliumcious swain! I am here to please and entertain (apparently)..
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RHP User
16 years ago
and write poetry too i see...giggling crazilyjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'COMEANDGETME68'and write poetry too i see...giggling crazilyjose... I hadn't noticed! Wow! I'm such a clever lil thang
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UniqueRomeo
16 years ago
Myname, It takes more than just one swipe to the head from your fiest tallons to kill experimento.... experimento
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'experimento' Myname, It takes more than just one swipe to the head from your fiest tallons to kill experimento.... experimento Experimento, You dear sweet man! I don't want to kill you...nor damage you delighful body in any way....ok so thats an outright lie!! Maybe just a little?....
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RHP User
16 years ago
lmfao.... There seems to be quite a reputation developing around you now, Anna. You're wit apparently melts men down like they're made from ice but you do it with a deliciously intoxicating and poetic voice! Whoa women are so different to men! I feel a bit like a bug encapsulated by the blue light ... I mean I want to be close because that light is so attractive.... but at the same time I'm desperate not to get zapped! hehe. You've been taunting me like a floozie with your witty interjections.... and now.... with that new avatar of what appears to be a sexy woman... I can presume that it is yourself... laying in wait on squeeky bed for a lover with knees raised and legs spread... arms thrown wantanly above your head on goose down pillows screaming "fuck me now"... and one quiet calming teddy bear seated on the bedhead ( a subtle sign of innocence) .... you're waiting.... tempting.... and teasing men to approach.... the softness of the light through summer windows draped in laced curtains lulling in a gentle breeze.... Yet knowing you as I do from the forums I can sense the danger of it all... is it a trap? Superficially I wonder ... will you lure me there and then lash me to within an inch of my sanity with your razor sharp wit (too late me me on that score)... or simply mock me for my inaccurate cock measuring skills... perhaps my stamina is not up to the task? Will I stutter like a fool in your company and be discarded on a whim like the many who have tried to ride this wave and failed before me? But I've seen Avatar .... and your avatar.... and now "I see you" Anna Avocado for the loving gentle misunderstood genious that you are :p. However Anna, you've also now been caught faking it. It is not possible that a bear can sit on that bedhead for long... and not a sign of handcuffs .... where are the handcuffs or silk scarves..... or japanese rope bindings ... all in hiding I note, my sexy lil venus mantrap... hehe.... eat my sooki la la, bebe :p Hugs and smooches Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Stalky! Now I know the real reason behind your absence from forum! It's taken you this long to construct what I perceive as a wonderfully witty, insightful and very accurate masterpiece, albeit laced with Stalky like venom! (lol) Avatar? Ahem, I will have you know, that pic was taken for a certain person who shall remain namless upon waking following a totally non sexual dialogue the night before.Seeing as how he was less than appreciative, I thought why waste it? Let me share my misery with all and sundry...offended as some may be...lol What the pic did not reveal, however, is a slightly different view of my room. One I will publish just for you although I am sure you will find it passe' to say the least..lol Faking it? Au contraire mon ami. My room reflects Anna Avacado, GI J and some others I am yet to name. I can all but imagine the names I've been called around the hallways of RHP, none of which I am willing to adopt as they would no doubt be unflattering however, Telle est la vie! Of course, there is the opposing view, that you are merely taking the piss out of me...which, as I wade thru this lengthy response, is rapidly becoming my preferred option....dare I say, you are proving to be a most worthy opponent! Minus size cock sooki lala and all! GOD! It's good to have you back!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
lmfao .. You'd know if I was taking the piss. Of course, as an egocentric narcissist, I expect everyone else to feel the same way.. so you should only ever be able to interpret my words the way I do. :) I see that additional photo... Oh that's so much better. Full and complete disclosure so that we have only ouselves to blame for all the questions about the teeth marks and scratches. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Do your teeth get itchy? Mine do.....tho as for scratches? pfft!..I prefer bamboo..Branding...GI J style...is sooooo this season!!!!
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