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Lumpy Spuds. What's your experience... or what would you be thinking??
August 16 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
No cold spoon, I've heard that they actually have a special 'unwritten' procedure for patients just like you Stalky While removing one glove they accidently pull the finger back like an elastic band sling shot and give you an almighty flick right on the knob, while saying the words, "You dirty dirty little boy" I say go for it, sounds like fun
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RHP User
14 years ago
Same sort of shit happens all the time at my dentist's office. The tech a definitely a little hottie...and well, in summer when I go in there wearing shorts it hard to conceal Woodie the Cowboy. | No whack with a cold metal spoon...the dentist just comes in and hits me with the nitrous. Bonus, I can call it a wet dream under the twilight sleep. | Just wish they would bulk bill...we need health reform.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Abusing our health system for your sexual pleasures......tsk tsk . And for everything else, there's Rub n Tug
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RHP User
14 years ago
...and say "Ahhhhhh" | I don't bill at all.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I have the gloves, the lube and a nice comfy table you can lie on. Sadly no longer a young thing but still sexy and can undo a few buttons to show off mountainous cleavage. I also have machine that does a better job on your balls than any ultrasound.What would I do to your throbbing manhood? Come into my dungeon and find out!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well you just let me know if you leave a wet patch Stalkers ;-) you may aswell ask for an anal exam while you are there. Perfect opportunity as she will be all gloved up and covered in lube. It may help your twitching cock problem too, if she sticks a finger up your bum. Hehe Kisses Meeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
You seem to regularly want to put things up mens behinds?Whatever floats your boat I sposeJust need reasonable warningMrA
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RHP User
14 years ago
The amount you pay, I am sure they could work SOMETHING out. l My gyno wears a mining helmet for examinations of a personal nature. The first time I saw it I fell about laughing and asked him how deep he intended to go? Having just completed a fair session with my PT involving weights I got off the table moaned a little and rotated my sholders whereby my fabulous doctor exclaimed... "I didnt go that THAT deep" Gotta love a medico with a great sense of humour. l Maybe she will not fondle your balls gently at all Stalky. Maybe "she" is a "he" and the fondling is similar to a mammogram. Placing your balls gently in a cold, lead, vice-like thingy and saying "tell me if this hurts too much"
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RHP User
14 years ago
To be honest MrA I don't really have a thing for sticking things up boys bums, well only if I really really like you. I was just offering some helpful advise for Stalkers, and ok I think he might like it too. :p
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RHP User
14 years ago
I highly recommend the experience by the way... and when your radiologist says... "Just stay as you are because I'm going to get a second opinion... and rushes of to bring in a few extra observers.... all the better.Oh... and warmed gel? How very decent of them!Has anyone else got some medical mishaps to share?HugsStalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'stalky'I highly recommend the experience by the way... and when your radiologist says... "Just stay as you are because I'm going to get a second opinion... and rushes of to bring in a few extra observers.... all the better.Oh... and warmed gel? How very decent of them!Has anyone else got some medical mishaps to share?HugsStalky I'm usually outraged at people taking advantage my 1.5% contribution to Medicare, but in this instance it looks like it's getting put to good work! . My only medical mishap was a broken finger which the doctors set while they were on the piss. For most of my childhood and teens I was horrified at my disfigurement... nowadays I don't see a bend in the tip of my middle finger as a mishap, more of a blessing really.
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luvsilver
14 years ago
Back in my late teens i had the exact same ultrasound procedure as your um "MATE",Stalky.Had been in a lot of discomfort for 2 weeks and then the thought of not knowing what was about to happen made things even worse.When i walked into the room there were 2 males in white coats and for a young hetro guy it was my worst nightmare.It was all over pretty quickly,no long term bad news and all was good in the end(and no i don't mean a happy ending-lol. These days with a few years up my sleave i would hardly bat an eyelid at having to do it again Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
14 years ago
Medical mishaps you say? Medical mishaps??? Trying getting your nads mammogramed before you ask about medical mishaps. I needed to get mammograms and ultrasounds annually for 5 years or so and one time ... apart from telling me I had obviously gone up a bra size because she need bigger glass plates this nurse told me she was known for getting the flattest boobs on the machine. Hmmm okay I said. So she gets my left boob between two plates, one metal and the top one glass, and then gets the machine to squash the two plates together until my boob resembled a very thin family size pizza. It hurt. So finally she is happy with the shot and she releases my poor ta~ta and I took a massive step back but unfortunately my boob was stuck onto the metal plate. OOWWWH!!I had to get my nipple and literally pealed my boob of the plate. Mind you it was bloody funny. Well I was laughing through my little tears... hahahahaxxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Can I say getting an internal ultrasound of your ovaries is hideous too. I mean that camera looks an awful lot like a baseball bat. And she shoves that thing in and waves it around and pokes and prods until they get the picutres they need. And you think, yeah I can handle this for a few minutes... but after 10 minutes it is getting a bit much, I mean was she taking the piss? ... get that thing out of me!!!!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Try having a mamm with little titties I'm on annual ones now. I would like detachable ta tas, riiiiiiip goes the velcro, slap that baby on the plates, and say "Now! squash away you evil wench" . I had a near escape once with a gyno, I pulled the pin on the appointment because I knew it had trouble written all over it, there's just no way I could have ever kept a straight face, his name was Lichter laughing your guts out with a duck bill in can't be a good thing
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RHP User
14 years ago
Jearzus, enough is enough...now you want strap-on boobs? | Quoting 'D_G_T' I would like detachable ta tas, riiiiiiip goes the velcro, slap that baby on the plates, | You're starting to worry me a bit...but if you have girlie bits that are detachable, can you have it couriered over to my house? I promise I will feed it and wash it and give it tender loving care. | Put in a return envelope if you want it back.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Fucking hell Meeka that nurse should be shot , that sounds incredibly painful , ok funny but jesus
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RHP User
14 years ago
Um yeah Stalky I'd def be thinking god I hope she strokes my pole too and pokes her pinky in my ass while kneading my balls with the remaining fingers , until I cum all over those gloved n lubed hands with maybe a couple of distance drops on her forehead and a couple more on the bare cleavage. Anyone for dress-up?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Many years ago I had a terrible bout of thrush and as I couldn't afford over the counter chemist treatments I googled natural thrush treatments. Most of them raved on about garlic as a natural treatment. I had to insert a piece of garlic into my vagina at bedtime but making sure I took it out in the morning. So I found the biggest piece of garlic, inserted it and went to sleep. Imagine my horror in the morning when I woke up to find that the thrush was worse and I reeked so badly of garlic and I couldn't find the piece of garlic I had inserted! Off to work I went, popping mints every 10 mins and not standing close to anyone! That afternoon I went to my local lady GP and told her what I had done. She burst into fits of uncontrollable laughter!!! And after an internal examination, in which she still couldn't stop laughing we concluded that the garlic must of fallen out during the night. So girls garlic doesnt cure thrush!!!! Pusscat xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Perhaps next time u get thrush..... insert a big piece of ginger up your back passage.. Tis gauranteed to take your mind off your thrush..... ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh that's GOLD. bwhahahaha!Back in my teens my flatmate used to buy natural yoghurt. We had it in various foods she prepared. Then of course one day when we were a bit tipsy she told me that it is good for thrush... two tablespoons in the snapper and one in the mouth. Apparently it has the same ph level as a vagina and so brings back the balance.. sure the discharge is a bit funky for a little while but it works, she said. In case you're wondering, my offer to assist in administering this cure was denied... In retrospect, I was just too young and inexperienced and I should have tried harder.. :pHUgsStalky Quoting 'woody_pusscat' Many years ago I had a terrible bout of thrush and as I couldn't afford over the counter chemist treatments I googled natural thrush treatments. Most of them raved on about garlic as a natural treatment. I had to insert a piece of garlic into my vagina at bedtime but making sure I took it out in the morning. So I found the biggest piece of garlic, inserted it and went to sleep. Imagine my horror in the morning when I woke up to find that the thrush was worse and I reeked so badly of garlic and I couldn't find the piece of garlic I had inserted! Off to work I went, popping mints every 10 mins and not standing close to anyone! That afternoon I went to my local lady GP and told her what I had done. She burst into fits of uncontrollable laughter!!! And after an internal examination, in which she still couldn't stop laughing we concluded that the garlic must of fallen out during the night. So girls garlic doesnt cure thrush!!!! Pusscat xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'AllNiteAllLucid'Fucking hell Meeka that nurse should be shot , that sounds incredibly painful , ok funny but jesus I get yearly ones as well and they hurt hurt hurt. They make sure they get half your armpit so it is very uncomfortable. l Stalky that is so true. I have always used natural yogurt for thrush. Only I tend to put it on a tampon and instert that. Nice and cool and soothing when it is so itchy...... Damn stuff tastes revolting but feels soooooo gooooood.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yeah Fiona it must hurt alot , but if she's known for getting the flattest boobs on the machine -and even says so before doing it , then it sounds like over-kill to me. Jmo after having trained and worked as a nurse ; some of them are a tad nuts.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I discovered that when I dropped bread and many wheat products from my diet and ate lots of vegetables, salads and unprocessed foods I almost never got thrush whereas before I had trouble getting rid of it. Douching and inserting things often makes the vagina work harder to self clean and to keep in balance which results in problems like thrush. Sometimes regular masturbation can work wonders as the natural body fluids help flush out any nasties.
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