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Let's prove Whitey wrong!

October 12 2010

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Ok we all know there's a certain troubled soul on here with quite a warped view on life and he's especially down on the female of the species. So I got to thinking, am I the only fella to just be plain lucky? I've had a life full of really awesome women both as friends and lovers, people I really admire and feel lucky to know and have known. Not all these relationships have worked out but I have respect and adoration for them all. So what I really want to know is how many other Average Joe's out there have had remarkable success with the opposite sex? To be considered you must never have had a complete 6 pack, have spent a good proportion of your adult life without an exuberant back balance and must be able to walk down the street without having random hot, young girls suffering from whiplash to get a better look at you. So am I the only one? Come on guys let's restore Whitey's faith, post away if you punch well above your weight and your batting average is cracking...

Comments

  • Aiming2PlzU

    Aiming2PlzU

    15 years ago

    Hmmmm not the reponse you were hoping for Pup??? I guess it's only you! You lucky, lucky man!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    And some guys are lucky and are grateful for it. Others make their own luck. These are the Mr Puppies of the world. The guys with the grump are usually the ones that wait for luck to happen. They seem to give out bad vibes because they expect the worse to happen and so their expectations are justified because they get the bad vibes in return. These are the Whiteys of the world. I know who I would like to be with - regardless of six packs and bank balances. And for the record, my guy works hard for his average bank balance and has more of a slab than a six pack. Go Joe Average!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I could never complain about my general success with women, I have some great female friends ranging from 20 to 60 years of age. In terms of lovers I have had what I consider a geat deal of (for want of a better word) success, girls my mates have drooled over and girls some would consider plain but in some way every one of them was special to me. I'm no oil painting, I would consider myself a little better than average looks but nothing that will turn heads on the other side of the road however when I open my mouth and talk I do really well. I get by on personality, my 24/7 happy disposition, a willingness to be there for and do for all friends and lovers and my engaging nature. No six packs, my daily drive is a beat up truck and there is nothing about me that suggests money. I prefer jeans, Wrangler shirt and an Akubra to silk shirts or suits and the tag "Redneck" sits quite comfortably with me. Maybe it's luck but I have been popular with women since a young age, I also think that a sincere enjoyment of their company has helped as has my manners towards them and always treating them as the equals they are. OHHHH!! Sense of humor.... EVERYONE enjoys being round someone who makes them laugh and it helps to be able to laugh at yourself. My best mate has a bland personality but he has a genuine 9.5 inches so the girls line up for him anyway.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Well it was up, until i read the bit about the six pack. Sorry but being a tradie, that sort of came with the territory. But will trade you six pack for losing hair at a very young age, and Yes, i count myself to have had success, and do have the most gorgeous wife.On a more serious note, is Whitey back is he???????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'luvitruf'Well it was up, until i read the bit about the six pack. Sorry but being a tradie, that sort of came with the territory. But will trade you six pack for losing hair at a very young age, and Yes, i count myself to have had success, and do have the most gorgeous wife.On a more serious note, is Whitey back is he??????? Mate "numbers" who Ruggers so eloquently adjusted is our long lost mate Whitie !!!! He's back and I for one am Hap Hap Happy !!!!! I only had Nick to laugh at, now we've got whitie back its all back to the fun of a fair ! Go whitie bite like a bagger with a thumb up his arse ! Brae

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'DominaT' And some guys are lucky and are grateful for it. Others make their own luck. These are the Mr Puppies of the world. The guys with the grump are usually the ones that wait for luck to happen. They seem to give out bad vibes because they expect the worse to happen and so their expectations are justified because they get the bad vibes in return. These are the Whiteys of the world. That vastly oversimplifies it, I think. I consider myself to be very positive - an optimist by nature and a "good guy". I like chivalry and old-fashioned manners and I'd say overall, my vibe is pretty good. All the same, I've had some pretty shitty things done to me - some even by RHP members. Time and again, I've had to tell myself that "good guys finish last" but guess what? It gets very tiring.I'm not supporting numbers/whitey, but I'm not lining up to give him a kick either. We all have our tipping point - there but for the grace of god go any of us. Happiness is fleeting... so be careful not to gloat.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    When you keep getting getting bad experiences but I have found it pays to persevere and keep going. It took me 25 years to find the guy I want to grow old with and that was after so many bad times I lost count. Don't let the turkeys get you down!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I know what will fix him, 4 Hey Hey it's Saturdays, 10 episodes of South Park, 5 episodes of Malcombe in the Middle and the whole first season of Californication over one weekend. If he hasn't found balance and a sense of fun after that send for the vet because it's cruel not to put him down lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I am pretty average ! Never owned a 6 pack I didn't drink , I did not grow up with a large bank balance and the only time I caused whiplash to a hot young thing was when she wasn't watching and rear ended my car ! Buuuuuuuut I am .........lucky. I have in fact had a pevy of really very attractive partners growing up and in fact have a wife now that turns heads and makes cocks hard ! ! ! ! and not only mine ........ I do in fact put it down to being active and I am, like that hunk of spunk genius snowshoe, a very upbeat kinda guy. I have always enjoyed a challange and overall its made my life a genuine success........noice ! I have known sarah for years but when we started actually seeing each other I was 30 kilos heavier than I am now and I think she payed for our first date ......... naaaaah I paid but you get the picture! I dressed pretty average and didnt own aftershave that didnt come from coles ......oh or the local chemart ! I was though not starving for attention and had still had my fair share of ,as I said, better than average chicky babes. I dress better now ...much ...thanks babe and smell better as well. I am fit lost 30 kegs and the list goes on .......... When we do go out to "play" we are really very lucky we punch well above our weight. We have watched as really... I mean VERY attractive single girls sit idle at lotus while other couples look on ........... confidently miss sarah and I trott over and start chatting .....never been turnt around yet. Now for all you sad arses ,who say its sarah who does it ..........I dont believe attractive gals take one for the team ....... we are talking single girls for a start....... no team ! SO you CAN be average and bat above your weight ...........will it change whitie ...............naaaaaaaah its a ploy! He drives the agenda to get attention , and honestly ....... we all fall for it ! Nice whitie.... nice .......Nick does the same thing, good work I say boys ...... then there is the other fella that loaded up with the same ploy ............! I know of one very attractive young lady, a good friend of ours ,who spent oddles of time on msn trying to work with whitie ....... nice whitie she is hot and you grabbed a nice big chunk of her time ....... a ploy I tell ya, a ploy ! Oh well I am off to change my Braedom profile into a dribbling sniviling women hater and get myself some boonwana !!!!! Brae ......soon to be women hater !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'DominaT' When you keep getting getting bad experiences but I have found it pays to persevere and keep going. It took me 25 years to find the guy I want to grow old with and that was after so many bad times I lost count. Don't let the turkeys get you down! I agree with you all the way - the only way to go is to keep pushing ahead. I have no plans of giving up and I'm still able to answer to the ugly dude I see in the mirror each morning, so there's no need for immediate change.All the same, it wouldn't be very community-minded of us to turn this thread into a celebration of some people's success at the expense of those less fortunate. It's all good as long as we're sensitive of the others' opinions... and I guess that should go for both sides, right?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Awesome, I'm enjoying the responses to my post. But firstly a reply to Snowshoe; mate I'm sorry if I sounded like I was digging the boot in, this was not the intention. I'm just well sick of some guys, yep you too Nicko, berating all women when they have such obvious personality flaws and yes boys having huge friggin chips on each shoulder IS a personality flaw. I can't remember getting the same vibe from your replies Snowshoe. I would take you to task over referring to yourself as "the ugly dude in the mirror" even if you're joking, this is really self depreciating and not good for you or for how others see you (I try never to look in a mirror so I think I'm the best looking guy I've never seen!). Oh I just checked out your profile and you're not a bad looking fella at all and you're profile is damn funny to boot. I reckon the right girl might be just around the corner so get off this site and go for a walk (I think there's always a possibility of finding someone spesh here but really I think a guy like you (and me) is better off in the real world and face to face). As for Nicko, he fits into Brae's description of Whitey more than Whitey does. I tend to think Whitey has some real issues there whereas Nicko is just an attention seeker, that or a bona fide sociopath!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Good to see there's a few other "normal" guys that are very happy with their lot. Yep Luvitruf you're allowed in the club as really the only non-pretentious way of getting a real 6 pack is to get it on the job so tradie 6 packs are allowed. Ruggers are you really a redneck, surely not? Brae you are the King...of the average joe's at least!!! DomT your average joe must be mighty happy with a caring, sharing, leather clad mistress like you!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    No. Sadly. No such luck.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I'm into all the redneck things Pup, rodeos, utes and ute musters, 4wd, hotted up cars, tractor pulls, I can't walk past a mechanical bull without having a go. My only failing as a redneck is I don't drink Bundy. You wouldn't' pick it though, unless you were at an event or saw me cutting hoops at a BnS in my younger days.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Ruggedly_Rugged'I'm into all the redneck things Pup, rodeos, utes and ute musters, 4wd, hotted up cars, tractor pulls, I can't walk past a mechanical bull without having a go. My only failing as a redneck is I don't drink Bundy. You wouldn't' pick it though, unless you were at an event or saw me cutting hoops at a BnS in my younger days. Now I have seen ruggedly ....yes ruggers we walked past each other at Syd drinks I believe. He has the whole "ruggedly" thing going on ....... sheeeeeeez ! Did this bloke have the ladies swoooooooooooning ! Yes he's the average Joe but he has his Mojo firmly in place............. Hmmmmmbut ruggers which beer do you drink ? Brae

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I'll have a Powerade if you're buying Brae. If I drink it's rare and generally to toast an event.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    who are punching above their weight? As whitey seems to think all guys with 6-packs and good looks are "Ken Dolls" and have no personality or intelligence and are there just to take advantage of the hotties he can't get in his life. I'm putting my hand up for being a spectacularly average looking chick and I have always punched above my weight from my first boyfriend. Of course I'm single now, and getting on, so maybe those days are far behind me? :) I know you need to have an initial attraction to someone for sparks to fly, but judging people, their insides, solely on genetics happen-stance is just wrong and does a serious disservice to others... but also to the person doing the judging. All the mates you'll never know, the loves you'll never have, the stories you'll never hear and the adventures you'll never have. It's really quite sad actually.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Chicks punching above their weight hey? Nah chicks are on that pedestal Polar and in general we're all lucky for the company. The only time i'll think a chick is punching above her weight is when a real nasty bitch is with a really nice genuine guy (you know just like whitey and Nicko and all the nasty women they must meet pfft!) I happily punch above my weight with all my close friends and lovers, I'm continually blessed that they share their time with me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Whitey and Nick just like stirring the pot. They both probably have a nice woman safely tucked in at home and they just like being trolls on here, hence my reluctance to add any comments to anything they say.