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April 29 2008

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Refusing sex for women................ "Im sorry darling, i dont know whats wrong with me tonite. I usually find your clumsy foreplay and the sight of your huge bulbous gut and bright red face contorted in pleasure as you belch and fart your way towards a climax irresistible"?????? Perhaps i need counselling? Refusing sex for men..................... pppfffffft QT

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Is NOTHING sacred anymore!?!!? ~~Fleeting Foreplay F~~

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Thought I was looking good there for a while..........Oh well back to the bar. fffffffwwwwwwwwwweeeeeerrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttppppppppffffffftttttttughthththththtththmmmmmmmmphew............Was that you?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    no ,, cutenoshit ,, u just need sum luv an understanding ,, what does cutenoshit stand for ,, ru cute "NO SHIT" or are u "CUTE " no shit, anyway fark the counseling ,,, get sum young studs too do u over ,then maybe u will get a bit more real , me i couldn't be bothered , why waste a good fart on just one person !!! belch !!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    you couldnt be bothered?????????? tut tut..........dunno what your missin hunni! as for the nick......CutenoShit................exactly that.......CUTE no shit........guess you will never find that out tho huh????? QT

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Yeh.. its got to be a two way street... If it isnt enjoyable for both of you maybe... counselling is a possiblity Unfortunatley.. we all get old and battling the bulge is always there Ladies do fart though.. and not always from the one hole... LOL Clumsy foreplay.. if its a good relationship, try a little training on your fella.... I am sure he will understand? Come on everyone... ENOUGH Gender Warfare Women or men are not walking genitalia????? Cheers P&C

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    it WASNT a serious post hun................yno tongue in cheek, havin a laff! Quite frankly i WOULDNT put myself in said situation. *is it the way im writin shit that makes ppl think im fukkin serious*!?!?!?!?!?! QT

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    great to see a fun posting------im gonna get in my spa and play rubber dukkies and think of u now:)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Yeh... we know it was tongue in cheek (we too were laughing with ya) Dont we all do the 10sec body evaluation of those we meet??? Cheers P&C

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    the engine tries very hard not to fart wile shagging. but i may pause to pick my nose.. i thought refusing sex for men went.. "can't we just wait untill the morning??" LRE