Its Xmas, Bugga:(

what do priest and Xmas trees have in common?. Both got ballz,but! only used for decorations. Why do nuns have more sex?. Cos, they always kneeling in from of the pope. Women may know how to fake a Orgasm. But men know how to fake a relationship...... How do you know when your eating good Pussy??? When your face becomes a Glazed donut. How do you know when you have an Over Bite?? When your eating good pussy and it tastes like shit.. J.A.P.A.N = Just A Pussy At Night E.G.Y.P.T = Ever Get Your Pussy Tickled E.L.V.I.S = Every little Virgin Is Sweet