RHP

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Innocent songs???

July 21 2007

sex

I don't know... I think there's been more going on in the age of innocence than we've ever thought of before.... First suspect..... Rolf Harris - "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" What the fuck is he going to do after he's tied the roo down???? Methinks there are shades of BDSM there.... And was that sound in the background REALLY a wobble board? Or was it the sound of the ute springs as he carried out his nefarious deeds on the poor roo. "Six White Boomers" Again... a kangaroo theme. But this time, an old man alone with a young kangaroo?? What really happened in the sleigh? And why did Santa want Joey in his boots??? Foot fetish perhaps??? "I've lost my Mummy" A young man with an obcession for a mother figure, dreadfully upset because he can't find her... And when he does, what is the first thing she does? Spanks him..... "Two Little Boys" I'm not sure I should even be thinking about this? and probably, when you think about it, Rolf's obcession for the Dark side of sex comes from his addiction to "Nick Teen and Al K Hall" "Big Dog" There seems to be waaayyy too much heavy breathing in this song. What's really happening to the dog I wonder???? What do you think? Should Rolf Harris be more fully investigated, should he in fact be held up as a beacon to all in the 'alternative' lifestyle? After all, as he states in "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport"...... 'Tan me hide when I'm dead Fred' That says to me that he's up for a good flogging by his Master Fred, who quite obviously is a necrophiliac. These things are deep thoughts that fill my head on a Saturday afternoon. I wonder.... Viking

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    What about 'Jake The Peg' with his extra leg...........& have you ever heard his version of 'I Touch Myself' from The Divinyls (we downloaded it,very funny!). ROFPMSL peachypear

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    ... and he did a very credible Stairway to Heaven

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Being a kid growing up in the 70's and 80's and every time you turned the TV or Radio on there was Rolf Harris on it, he was a larrikin and a laugh. Everyone would stop what they were doing to watch or listen to him, and be in fits of laughter. Then the Goodies got in on it, and did some funny sketches about Rolf Harris as well. LOL what a blast from the past viking....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Yes those songs all are a bit suss Viking.... The one that entered my head was the nursery rhyme Rub a dub dub...three men in tub.....now if that is not suss...what is??? lol MC

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    What about The Bellamy Brothers song " If I said You had a beautiful body ,Would You hold it against me."

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    My parents, and therefore i at that time (a "while" ago), used to live in Lockridge and RH's family house was just down the road. Not that i ever met him but if he had a few vices that just may be all the more reason why he should fit in here. Maybe we should extend him a personal invite, ummm, is he still alive??? lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Don't even get me started on nursery rhymes.... Little boy blue cum blow my horn???? Viking p.s Judging from some of the posts.... it really is just my filthy mind isn't it? Oh well, widen the gutter cause I can't see it changing any time soon. xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    now that just has to be party time...